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Gaming / Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:48:46 PM »What if, just if, this game is actualy good? *gasp* OMG PLOT TWISTS!
Then it'll probably be better than the movie!
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Gaming / Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:37:29 PM »
Anything is possible with games based on movies! 
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Gaming / Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:32:36 PM »
I wonder if this will be better or worse than Street Fighter: The Movie The Game!
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Gaming / Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:29:07 PM »... The moment I have access to it, I will live feed it.
Oh, you're the best!
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Gaming / Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:21:35 PM »
LoL, Bulma should also not be in a fighting game to begin with!
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Gaming / Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:07:01 PM »
A True Kick To The Groin - Dragonball Evolution for the PSP
You know, sometime a game comes along that looks so horrible and funny, it deserves it's own topic. We all knew this game was coming, but now here are screenshots for the new Dragonball: Evolution fighting game for the PSP. Oh man, does it look awful. Maybe not as Opening Day Awful as the movie, but still, damn!
You know, sometime a game comes along that looks so horrible and funny, it deserves it's own topic. We all knew this game was coming, but now here are screenshots for the new Dragonball: Evolution fighting game for the PSP. Oh man, does it look awful. Maybe not as Opening Day Awful as the movie, but still, damn!
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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: January 19, 2009, 09:56:30 PM »now if you excuse me, i have to cap his mango lemonade dealer.
LoL, Leave Donald Alone!
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X / Re: You know, X and Zero's action poses?
« on: January 19, 2009, 09:39:40 PM »Hank Prym vs Captain America is an example.
LoL, if you're going by the Ultimates story, that's a terrible example! LoL, Hank Pym is slower than Cap, not to mention Cap is a Super Soldier. Also, Hank Pym is not a fighter, nor is he "insanely strong." What about Cap vs. Hulk? Granted, Cap can last a while against him, however he'll eventually lose.
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X / Re: You know, X and Zero's action poses?
« on: January 19, 2009, 08:55:42 PM »If they did make a new style of fighting, and those would be the stances, the style would be relatively weak.
Haha, you're missing the point. My point is that, for all you know these stances that they use have unexpected futuristic fighting styles that have been programmed/developed over time, and that they could indeed be different or superior to present day fighting styles.
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Fan Creations / Re: King Reaper! HE MAKES STUFF!
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:17:49 PM »
Awwww Quickie looks so cute!
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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:15:46 PM »
I mean really, come on! It's just his Blues Shield!
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Fan Creations / Re: Milen's Hall of Works
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:09:20 PM »
Very nice indeed, Skullie!
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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: January 19, 2009, 08:06:45 AM »
LoL, you've been trained well!
Also, [tornado fang] YEAH. It didn't exchange my ' or " for ?'s this time. That'll make these SOOOOOOOO much easier to do.
Also, [tornado fang] YEAH. It didn't exchange my ' or " for ?'s this time. That'll make these SOOOOOOOO much easier to do.
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Fan Creations / GoRPM - Blackmail
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:53:03 AM »
Awww thanx guys!
Posted on: November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
CutMan - “That fragrance. What is it? I must know...”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - *whispers into his ear* “Sexcellence...”
Sexy Voice Over Chick - “Sexcellence...by Calvin Klein.”
Protoman Blues - “So, Cal. What do you think?”
Calvin Klein - “...Again, who are you and how did you get into my office!”
Protoman Blues - “I’m Protoman Blues. I came in through the bathroom window, and I’m here to sell you exclusive rights to the greatest women’s perfume ever created in the history of perfume. Sexcellence.”
Calvin Klein - “Listen, Mr. Blues.”
Protoman Blues - “Call me PB.”
Calvin Klein - “...Mr. Blues, look. I have granted this audience because you were clever enough to get past my Cologne-ial Marines. However, all you’ve shown me is a commercial way too erotic to show on television...which I’ll keep. Also, this perfume is just...what is this drink called again?”
Protoman Blues - “Mango Lemonade, Cal. Mango Lemonade. You see, the beauty of my idea is that you can wear this perfume to smell like precious Mango Lemonade, and if you get thirsty, you can drink it from the bot...”
Jericho - “Sorry for the trouble, Mr. Kle...” *sees Sky Child go and bite his leg*
Sky Child - “That’s for seeing CutMan naked. He’s mine, Klein. MINE! SKY CHILD AWAYYY!” *jumps out window and grabs ladder*
Jericho - “Yeah, um.......Good day!” *jumps out and grabs ladder*
Hitomi Agada - “You think you can just stop writing, and get away with it?”
Protoman Blues - *tied up in a chair* “Kinda, yeah!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “We know you’ve been busy with Gundam vs. Gundam, but video game addiction is no reason to stop living your life.”
Protoman Blues - “How’s Chrono Trigger DS?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “I mean, your stories are important. We’ll always have time to Brawl, but RPM needs your wit, your way with words.”
Protoman Blues - “Wanna Brawl?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “Listen PB. We don’t have enough Energon Cubes to run a full scale assault. Ready the Shuttle for Launch.”
Protoman Blues - “Now all we need is a little Energon...” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “...you love doing that, don’t you Sky?”
Sky Child - “Smacky Smacky!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Hitomi Agada - “Here are our list of demands. First, start writing your GoRPM’s again. Second, get to work on your RPM Musical. Third, stop being such an ass, you ass. Fourth, any attempt to arrest a senior employee of OCP results in shutdown? .......the [tornado fang]?”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “That one’s mine!”
Protoman Blues - “Love ya, DNA Buddy!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “If you fail to comply, ass, we will keep you from all your Mango Lemonade!”
Protoman Blues - “You’re all mad. YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face* “I just wanted to say that. Sure, I’ll get to work right away, since you all asked so nicely!”
Ninja Lou - “You better. Ass!” *goes back to playing Chrono Trigger DS*
Protoman Blues - “I just have one question. How’d you get Jericho to go along with this?”
Hitomi Agada - “Cause blackmail required a black male, doofus!”
Protoman Blues - “Ohhhhhhhhhh. Of course!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Cause all endings need to be as [tornado fang]ing bad-ass and awesome as Rangers Are Forever.
Well, I'm back! Hurray, the first GoRPM of 2009, and what a strange and silly one I've come up with. Probably too many episodes of Galaxy Rangers and Seinfeld, mixed with too many glasses of Mango Lemonade. Either way, #1. I hope you all like this and #2. Since I copypasta'd this whole thing, I hope the new RPM doesn't do that whole ? thing for all my ' and ", or it's going to suck to go back and re-do it!
MORE TO COME!
Posted on: November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
Blackmail
In the office of Calvin Klein, a commercial in black and white is being watched. Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues and CutMan are naked and walking around. He stops for a moment, then walks toward PBPB and starts making out with her. Then he stops and asks...
CutMan - “That fragrance. What is it? I must know...”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - *whispers into his ear* “Sexcellence...”
Sexy Voice Over Chick - “Sexcellence...by Calvin Klein.”
The lights turn on as the screen turns off.
Protoman Blues - “So, Cal. What do you think?”
Calvin Klein - “...Again, who are you and how did you get into my office!”
Protoman Blues - “I’m Protoman Blues. I came in through the bathroom window, and I’m here to sell you exclusive rights to the greatest women’s perfume ever created in the history of perfume. Sexcellence.”
Calvin Klein - “Listen, Mr. Blues.”
Protoman Blues - “Call me PB.”
Calvin Klein - “...Mr. Blues, look. I have granted this audience because you were clever enough to get past my Cologne-ial Marines. However, all you’ve shown me is a commercial way too erotic to show on television...which I’ll keep. Also, this perfume is just...what is this drink called again?”
Protoman Blues - “Mango Lemonade, Cal. Mango Lemonade. You see, the beauty of my idea is that you can wear this perfume to smell like precious Mango Lemonade, and if you get thirsty, you can drink it from the bot...”
Suddenly, Ninja Lou, Hitomi Agada, Jericho, and Sky Child burst through the door. Jericho launches a Sapphire PANCH to PB’s gut, and Ninja Lou and Hitomi do a Double Ninja Kick to PB’s face and send him flying through the window. Ninja Lou and Hitomi grab PB and grab the ladder up to the Fxepplin.
Jericho - “Sorry for the trouble, Mr. Kle...” *sees Sky Child go and bite his leg*
Sky Child - “That’s for seeing CutMan naked. He’s mine, Klein. MINE! SKY CHILD AWAYYY!” *jumps out window and grabs ladder*
Jericho - “Yeah, um.......Good day!” *jumps out and grabs ladder*
MEANWHILE, aboard the Fxepplin...
Hitomi Agada - “You think you can just stop writing, and get away with it?”
Protoman Blues - *tied up in a chair* “Kinda, yeah!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “We know you’ve been busy with Gundam vs. Gundam, but video game addiction is no reason to stop living your life.”
Protoman Blues - “How’s Chrono Trigger DS?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “I mean, your stories are important. We’ll always have time to Brawl, but RPM needs your wit, your way with words.”
Protoman Blues - “Wanna Brawl?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “Listen PB. We don’t have enough Energon Cubes to run a full scale assault. Ready the Shuttle for Launch.”
Protoman Blues - “Now all we need is a little Energon...” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “...you love doing that, don’t you Sky?”
Sky Child - “Smacky Smacky!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Hitomi Agada - “Here are our list of demands. First, start writing your GoRPM’s again. Second, get to work on your RPM Musical. Third, stop being such an ass, you ass. Fourth, any attempt to arrest a senior employee of OCP results in shutdown? .......the [tornado fang]?”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “That one’s mine!”
Protoman Blues - “Love ya, DNA Buddy!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “If you fail to comply, ass, we will keep you from all your Mango Lemonade!”
Protoman Blues - “You’re all mad. YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face* “I just wanted to say that. Sure, I’ll get to work right away, since you all asked so nicely!”
Ninja Lou - “You better. Ass!” *goes back to playing Chrono Trigger DS*
Protoman Blues - “I just have one question. How’d you get Jericho to go along with this?”
Hitomi Agada - “Cause blackmail required a black male, doofus!”
Protoman Blues - “Ohhhhhhhhhh. Of course!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Everyone laughs in typical 80’s Cartoon Ending Fashion and then
| this song plays for absolutely no reason! | |
Cause all endings need to be as [tornado fang]ing bad-ass and awesome as Rangers Are Forever.
Well, I'm back! Hurray, the first GoRPM of 2009, and what a strange and silly one I've come up with. Probably too many episodes of Galaxy Rangers and Seinfeld, mixed with too many glasses of Mango Lemonade. Either way, #1. I hope you all like this and #2. Since I copypasta'd this whole thing, I hope the new RPM doesn't do that whole ? thing for all my ' and ", or it's going to suck to go back and re-do it!
MORE TO COME!
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Fan Creations / Re: King Reaper! HE MAKES STUFF!
« on: January 19, 2009, 05:27:40 AM »
Sexcellent!
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Fan Creations / Re: King Reaper! HE MAKES STUFF!
« on: January 19, 2009, 05:25:42 AM »
Exactly like that!
And he looks awesome, Reaper. Who's next?
And he looks awesome, Reaper. Who's next?
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Fan Creations / Re: King Reaper! HE MAKES STUFF!
« on: January 19, 2009, 05:10:40 AM »
Yeah, Sparkles make the Man, I always say.
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Fan Creations / Re: King Reaper! HE MAKES STUFF!
« on: January 19, 2009, 05:06:11 AM »
Hahaha, that's awesome! He just sparkles!
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X / Re: You know, X and Zero's action poses?
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:48:37 AM »
Also, at the sake of expressing my philosophical futuristic nerdvana, did it ever occur to you that perhaps in the future, different fighting techniques and stances may have been developed that today's present fighting experts never thought of or might not be aware of?
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X / Re: You know, X and Zero's action poses?
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:40:00 AM »Yeah, they don't work. I can't think of a worse way to take a stance in a fight. Ever. And when trying to express this to several people, their side on it is "Well, a stance has to be relaxed so you can be ready for anything. A nice, soft and easy stance."
Technically with their giant ass armor boots, feet...they shouldn't be able to walk either. The opening X3 Anime makes me laugh every time!
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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:33:19 AM »no wai! yours is awesome and I think purple probably suits you better anyway, I'll jus pick something else or not do it cause I'm lazy x3
Go with Turquoise!
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Gaming / Re: What's the first game you EVER played?
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:24:47 AM »Life.
I'm still stuck playing it.
But you can be a winner at the game of Life.
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Comic Jam / Re: CJ012 - The great RPM Crash of '08
« on: January 19, 2009, 04:23:52 AM »
Awww ratz