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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 13, 2009, 05:41:23 PM »
It doesn't need a caption. It's like Caesar ordering a Gladiator's death.
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Submitted for your approval, Blues....
I mean, it's "bad" enough, that Bowser:
* Lusts after "dem white women"
* Has PLENTY of illegitimate children (from probably multiple mothers, no less)
* Is prone to getting angry at the drop of a hat ("Angry Black-Man Syndrome", much?)
* Pounds/grinds his feet into the ground to vent his frustrations; being a turtle, he can't lie on his back and do it properly, so he stays upright, and then follows Rick James/Dave Chapelle's' example as best he can! ("[tornado fang] YO [insert background here]!!!")
* Was already a no-good hoodlum from an early age; the first truly bastardly move we saw him pull was JACKING Baby Mario's ride when they were infants, leaving a Baby Mario only to cry and basically say "[Oil Man] stole my YOSHI!!"
* "Barks" like a "dawg" (see his Side Taunt in Brawl)
...among so many others....
NOW...in this game:
* His HP-restoring items are based off of.....Chicken. So, in essence, Bowser lives and dies by the power of CHICKEN, just like any other self-respecting brutha-man. Why not just go ahead and say his ability to spit fire comes from hot sauce, while you're at it, Nintendo?
* His main rival is "Meta Boss", that Pig-Dragon thingie you may have seen in art that was posted some where on the last few pages. Really....? Something that's pork-related, is the enemy of the designated "black man" of this game? Really...?
(Then again, considering Diddy Kong had to deal with Wizpig back in Diddy Kong Racing, maybe I shouldn't be but surprised...)
But yeah...Bowser and Donkey Kong....two of gaming's oldest and most tried-n-true icons in their own right, and they're probably blacker than CJ and his crew from GTA:SA ever was. I love it.
Your wrong: This is what people need.
WARNING: NSFW and swear like hell.
