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I look forward to reading it!  XD

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Fan Creations / Re: Looking for certain pics
« on: June 10, 2009, 12:45:59 AM »
it's definitely this



Case closed!

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: June 10, 2009, 12:41:26 AM »
Haha, nice!

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: June 09, 2009, 09:11:54 AM »
Heh, there's just really no point in giving out advice sometimes.  Ah well, I did my best.

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Fan Creations / Re: SUBTART (RATED R)
« on: June 09, 2009, 08:35:25 AM »
You know...I'm not entirely sure what she's going to do with Grounder's head...

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: June 09, 2009, 08:09:32 AM »
It's really amazing how some people almost go out of their way to find the cheapest way to win in a game.

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That's just how good he is.  He's rolls 20's even on non-20 sided die!   8)

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: June 09, 2009, 03:34:11 AM »
I'm looking forward to editing my final project tomorrow.  I will show it to you all when I'm finished, if possible.

Also, I like the way SoulAnimal thinks!   8)

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: June 09, 2009, 03:31:27 AM »
Awesome.  More Ping Pong Comic action!

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Awww those are so cute.  I like the Vixy with my Shades & Scarf drawing.  The Soulie one is adorable, and well you can never go wrong with PB promoting Mango Lemonade!  XD

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Heh, I will! And since the picture didn't show up there, lemme try posting it again:



Totally rolls 20's.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.
« on: June 09, 2009, 03:26:43 AM »
I love both of those drawings!  Specially the Blues one.

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Awwww she looks great.  Thanx again, Devia.  LoL, anytime you want to use PBPB in your lesbian escapades, feel free!   8D

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: June 08, 2009, 09:38:41 PM »
Draws awesome PB!  8)

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Gaming / Re: Feda - Emblem of Justice
« on: June 08, 2009, 09:23:32 PM »
Game never was released outside of Japan.

Neither was Sin & Punishment, if I remember correctly!  There's always hope!  XD

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.
« on: June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM »
Why does Rock have to be like that?  8D

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"Glow Stick! Glow Stick! I Love My Glow Stick!"

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Anyway I don't remember what scared me as a kid in terms of movies but what creeped my brother a little was the bad guy in the Rodger Rabbit movie with the high pitched voice and creepy eyes.

"REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?  WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER!?!"

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 08, 2009, 07:13:46 AM »
Well I know what I'll be doing tonight!  8D

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Fan Creations / GoRPM - E3 Phone Home
« on: June 08, 2009, 06:20:20 AM »
It's really simply to deduce, that this is just the strength of Seuss
But either way, I'm glad ya'll like. Perhaps next time, I'll grab the mic.
And then I'll rhyme for you out loud. Man, I'm so awesome. I'm so proud!

Posted on: May 13, 2009, 19:03:22
E3 Phone Home

At PB’s Sex Shack suddenly the phone starts ringing

Protoman Blues - “♪ Do Do, the money... Do Do, the money... ♪” *picks up phone* “Yes hello.  Yes, this is Protoman Blues.  You’ll have to speak up, I’m naked.....I know him, yes.  Uh huh.....uh huh..... Really?  How about that?  How much will it be?  Uh, yeah I’ll be right there.  Thanx.”

Quickie - *naked in the jacuzzi* “Who was that?”

Protoman Blues - *getting dressed* “LAPD.  Apparently Lou’s been arrested for something or other.  I’m gonna go bail him out.”

Quickie - “...Okay, two questions.  One, out of all people, why are you the one he’s turning to in order to bail him out?  Two, how did LAPD catch him in the first place?

Protoman Blues - *Well, to answer your first question, trust me when I say that with all the stuff Lou’s pulled over the years, I’m actually his most reliable friend.  As for the second question, well his story regarding that will be what he owes me for bailing him out! *grabs a handful of cash*  Later baby! *teleports out*

Seconds later, at the Police Station, a whistle is heard from nowhere right before PB teleports in...

Protoman Blues - *throws cash at the officer* “That should about cover it.  Keep the change.”

LAPD Officer - *opens cell* “Okay, you’re free to go!”

Protoman Blues - *greets Ninja Lou as he's walking out of his cell* “So, how was E3?”

Ninja Lou - “Look, before I tell you what happened, can we find a Jamba Juice?  I’m thirsty as hell.”

Later, at Jamba Juice...

Ninja Lou - *ordering* “Orange Berry Blitz, thanx.  You want anything?  My treat!”

Protoman Blues - “Nah, I’m good.”

Ninja Lou - “Okay, so here’s what happened.  Well, being my first time here, I was just blown away by the amount of games that were available to play.  By far, Nintendo easily had the best booth.  Sony’s was second, and Microsoft was a distant...DISTANT third.  Anyway, I thought that it was in the best interests of...RPM that I bring back some gifts.  So....I thought I’d steal some stuff.  You know, for you guys.”

Protoman Blues - “Amazing how your mind works.  Please, continue.  You were saying something about best intentions?”

Ninja Lou - “Well...yeah.  I wanted to get all the demos, but security....man I’ve never seen anything like it.  I mean, those booth babes....[tornado fang]...”

Protoman Blues - “Wait, the booth babes?”

Ninja Lou - “The most advanced security force I’ve ever come across.  Trained in every known martial art, armed & unarmed combat, with tech far beyond any I’ve ever seen before.  Not to mention their rockin’ tits.  Before I even tried anything, someone tried to run off with a PSP Go! and....well his own dick was in his mouth before he even left Sony’s area.”

Protoman Blues - “How’d the PSP Go! handle anyway?”

Ninja Lou - “Very nice, actually!  Anyway, I knew I was going to need some help on this one, so I called in a favor from Carmen Sandiego.  We did a job together a while back on a rare pair of Katanas.  The sex was incredible!”

Protoman Blues - “Fascinating.”

Ninja Lou - “So, she was there with me the next day, and we had managed to come up with a plan to get out with everything.  That night, we had sex.”

Protoman Blues - “Man, she’s just a horny little thief, isn’t she?”

Ninja Lou - “SHE’S. A. WHORE.  When I woke up the next morning, I found a PSP Go! lying on me, not to mention being surrounding by at least 40 LA Cops.”

Protoman Blues - “So? That shouldn’t have been a problem for you.”

Ninja Lou - “I was...a little tied up at the time...”

Protoman Blues - “How’d you get ti...”

Ninja Lou - “It’s best that you don’t ask.  Anyway, I got a note from her in prison.  Turns out, someone wanted my Shurikens for some reason, and they hired her to get them from me.  [tornado fang]ing [sonic slicer].”

Protoman Blues - “Oh you’re just upset that she’s a better thief than you are!”

Ninja Lou - *grabs Orange Berry Blitz* “.....Shut up!”

Protoman Blues - *walking out of Jamba Juice* “So, good trip over all?”

Ninja Lou - “Oh yeah.  Can’t wait to come back next year!”

PB and Ninja Lou teleport away.  Meanwhile, at Dr. Wily II’s lab...

Carmen Sandiego - *hands Shurikens to Dr. Wily II* “Pleasure doing business with you.”  *jumps onto rope and her plane flies off*

Asena - “Looks like everything is going according to plan!”

Dr. Wily II - “Yes, my darling.  Everything is!” *laughs maniacally as he begins working on a secret new Robot Master*



Hurray for free time.  Now that I'm done with my internship & my classes this semester, I hope to write more of these.  LoL, hopefully some of you are still interested.   8)

Anyway, here we have my version of what Ninja Lou told me about how his trip to E3 was.  Granted, I altered some things around, but not much!  Also, what is Dr. Wily II up to anyway?  Hmmmmmm, looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!  XD

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I see lots of PB in here!  Which is always approved of!  Very nice, Soulie!  XD

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Off The Wall / Re: Post why you joined RPM and how did you find it!
« on: June 08, 2009, 01:56:01 AM »
Ha.  Since I'm a guy, I'll send PBPB in my place!  8)

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 08, 2009, 01:54:34 AM »
I have a horrid haircut. Click only when you know you want to.

Nonsense.  Short hair rocks!

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 08, 2009, 12:38:20 AM »
Looks like she escaped the closet!



"COME IN, LESBOPS. I REPEAT, COME IN LESBOPS. THIS IS GREEN 5. WE HAVE A CODE BLACK!"

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 07, 2009, 11:17:24 PM »
She'd better not! *nudges Doodle's closet* Or else she's never coming out~!

I thought she already came out of the closet?   8D

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