Super Plagiaristic Bastard
One evening, a meeting is being held at Vixy’s Game Corner...
Protoman Blues - “Thank you all for coming at this hour. I’ve called you all here for something very important.”
Ninja Lou - “What’s going on? Are we under attack from the Evil Mirror Universe again?”
Vixy - “Is Sparkvernia preparing to invade?
Hitomi Agada - “Are you out of Mango Lemonade?”
Asena - “Bad dream?”
Wanderer - “Your Wii is broken?”
Asena - “JUST TELL US. WHAT’S GOING ON?”
Protoman Blues - “Well, after thinking long and hard about this, I’ve decided to make my own game series.”
Asena - “.......I’m going back to bed.”
Jericho - “Hang on, Asena. For all we know, this could be good.”
Ninja Lou - “No. No it won’t.”
Vixy - “So, what’s it about?”
Protoman Blues - “Well I don’t want to give anything away yet. I brought the prototype with me here tonight, but I can’t release it yet, due to...well, a little legal trouble.”
Ninja Lou - *thinks about it for a second* “...No...you didn’t do what I think you did...”
Wanderer - “What legal troubles?”
Protoman Blues - “Well, apparently they claim that I’m ripping off another game franchise...or three. I don’t know. If you ask me, it’s all a bunch of hogwash and poppycock.”
Ninja Lou - *whispers to Hitomi* “If he unveils what I think he’s going to, we have to hurt him.”
Hitomi Agada - *whispers back to Ninja Lou* “You say that about everything he does.”
Jericho - *whispers to Lou* “Why are we whispering?”
Asena - *whispers to Jericho* “What?”
Jericho - “I said why are we whispering?”
Protoman Blues - “Whispering?”
Jericho - *pauses* “...Sorry.”
Vixy - “Well don’t keep us in suspense, PB. Show us the game!”
Protoman Blues - “Very well. I give you, the next big game franchise...” *takes covers off arcade machine* “SUPER PB BROS.”
Everyone simple stares in awe and somewhat disgust. Jericho almost vomits in his mouth
Asena - “....NOW, I’m going to bed.” *Asena disappears*
Vixy - “...Um, honey...”
Protoman Blues - “I know, I know. You’re impressed, but please, let me finish. Super PB Bros. is loosely based on me, PB. He has to save Princess Portobello from the clutches of the evil General Goopa, general of the Goopa Troopas. Here, lemme play a little bit of the game for you.”
Before PB can start playing, two Katanas, one blue Beam Saber, and five Magic Missiles destroy the arcade machine
Ninja Lou - “GET HIM, WANDA!”
Wanderer - *yells out* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
All of them rush PB and tie him up. Later, they take him to the shoreline and tie him to a makeshift raft.
Protoman Blues - “But guys, you didn’t even play it yet.”
Hitomi kicks the raft and sends it out to sea. Vixy blows PB a kiss, then walks off with the rest.
Protoman Blues - *yells out from the ocean* "I WROTE THE THEMMEEE!"
LoL, I think I'm getting worse and worse at updating these. I don't know if I'm getting worse and worse at comedy because of it. Haha, I'll let you guys be the judge. Either way, this GoRPM is a homage to a former member, who managed to make me laugh, and laugh hard, at his idea for a game series. It inspired me to actually write lyrics so that Super PB Bros. would have a theme for you all to sing along too. Well, I hope to keep writing as well. Just keep me away from anime, games, or simply threaten me, and hopefully I won't stop. Either way, here are the lyrics to Super PB. Bros. Enjoy!
Super PB Bros. by Protoman Blues
♪ Play Super PB Brothers and I guarantee you’ll have a good time
Money goes towards making more sequels of Super PB Brothers
If you’re looking to have a good time tonight
Have I got a game just for you!
It’s a challenge for anyone to beat this.
Yes it’s true.
No this game doesn’t rip off any others
That’s a filthy lie & untrue
Even this song is truly original
PB too!
You’ll fight Moobahs and Goopa Troopas. And some Bort Bullets too.
Super PB Brothers is the best.
Play Super PB Brothers and I guarantee you’ll have a good time
Money goes towards making more sequels of Super PB Brothers
I don’t know what the big deal is. Why are the lawyers getting on my case?
They must think I’ve copied some game. But that’s just crazy, I know.
PB’s an Italian robot who is a plumber and a two-tailed fox.
If that sounds like someone you know, then you’re just totally wrong.
You’ll fight Moobahs and Goopa Troopas. And some Bort Bullets too.
Super PB Brothers is the best.
I’m sick of these accusations. Super PB Brothers’ still getting made.
I’ll take this to court if I must. That’s right, I’m going to sue! ♪
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