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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: August 03, 2009, 06:41:23 AM »
So is the Stan Bush Sailor Moon song, She's Got The Power!

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Forum Games / Re: The ^, <, V Game!
« on: August 03, 2009, 05:51:42 AM »
^ Lazy Sunday
< Wake up in the late afternoon.
V Called Parnell to see how he was doin! 

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: August 03, 2009, 05:48:53 AM »


WTF is this crazy chick doing next to my Valkyrie????????

I can't see this pic for some reason.  I blame Lou.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 03, 2009, 05:46:07 AM »
But why sick a bounty hunter on Lou?

I didn't sick the bounty hunter on him.  I'm just giving Lou up to him!

Who did sick the bounty hunter on him though?   Who indeed. [eyebrow]

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: August 03, 2009, 05:43:20 AM »
"Light.....speed, Lightspeed Rescue!

The signal is calling.
Our planet is falling.
The danger will test you.
Better make it Lightspeed Rescue!


Aaaaaaah! Make it stop!" T.T

I have Power Rangers songs in my head all the time!  XD

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 03, 2009, 02:39:12 AM »
Ass-hole sense tingling!!

Oh come on?  Don't you want a Female Lycan version of yourself to spar with?   8D

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Fan Creations / GoRPM - Hitomi The Negotiator
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:02:39 AM »
Hitomi The Negotiator

It is a dark and stormy night.  Protoman Blues can be seen walking out of his Sex Shack in a black trench and a fedora.  

“It was the chance of a lifetime.  An expansion so grand, it could only be imagined by Quest or Venture-like super scientists.  This city, no, this world is in need of what I have to offer them.  However, a project of this magnitude would take more than a simple bottle of Mango Lemonade to pay off.  It would require a substantial price, some careful bargaining, but most of all, it would require dealing with...her.”

PB’s can see Hitomi’s Shack of Weaponry in the distance.

“Hitomi Agada.  A negotiator of the highest caliber, with eyes that can pierce into wallets and strip them clean before the contract has even been signed.  Since her brother was the one who made me the offer, there was no choice but to go through her.  I wish there was another way, but despite everything I’m about to go through, I’m always excited to deal with the best of the best in any field.”

PB walks into Hitomi's Shack of Weaponry

Hitomi Agada - “You’re late, PB!”

Protoman Blues - “Had to make sure my shack was looked after.”

Hitomi Agada - “Checking if all your guests are lovin' properly?”

Protoman Blues - “That’s PBPB’s job.  You know that better than anyone!”

Hitomi Agada - “Okay, enough small talk.  Let’s get down to business.  And if you start taking off your pants, I’ll chop it the [tornado fang] off!”

Protoman Blues - *taking off coat* “Business first and pleasure later, my dear.  Isn’t Yoshi here?”

Hitomi Agada - “I’m handling negotiations.  His presence isn’t needed here!”

Meanwhile, on the moon...

Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses* “I hope she gets me that bottle of Mango Lemonade.”

Back at the Shack...

Hitomi Agada - “You think my brother would do this for you for a single bottle of Mango Lemonade?”

Protoman Blues - “Three bottles?”

Hitomi Agada - “Get the hell out of my shack!”

Protoman Blues - “Only kidding, of course.  Now look, what about the Wii that Lou owes you?”

Hitomi Agada - “If this was a simple upgrade, that might be acceptable.  But we’re also allowing you the area where it will be, so a Wii is still not enough.”

Protoman Blues - *drinks Mango Lemonade* “How about a lightsaber?”

Hitomi Agada - *drinking Vodka Martini*  “...you do realize you’re in a shack of [tornado fang]ing WEAPONRY, don’t you?”

Protoman Blues - “Still, this one says “Bad [chameleon sting]er” on it.”

Hitomi Agada - “...not good enough.”

Meanwhile at Lou’s Training Ground, Lou is sparring against Flame, Fxeni, and Jericho...

Flame - “Lou, you okay?  Why’d you stop?”

Ninja Lou - “...I don’t know.  I just have this funny feeling that something bad is about to happen.”

Fxeni - “Like a Spider-Sense?”



Ninja Lou - “...More like an [dark hold]-Sense...”

Jericho, Flame, & Fxeni look at each other...

Jericho - “PB?”

Flame - “PB!”

Fxeni - “Definitely PB!”

Back at the Shack of Weaponry...

Protoman Blues - “...That wasn’t part of the deal, Hitomi.  Nor was giving Lou to this Bounty Hunter!”

IG-88 - “HEL.LO!”

Hitomi Agada - “I am altering the deal.  PRAY I don’t alter it any further!”

Protoman Blues - “...Okay, so here’s the offer so far.  I get the place and the space, and in return Lou gets you a Lightsaber, your own Valkyrie, and a Wii, and I will get you some of his DNA so you can create Nocturne Lycan Ninja Laura!  Also, IG-88 here gets to take Ninja Lou, dead.”

IG-88 - “ACTUALLY. I. NEED. HIM. ALIVE.”

Hitomi Agada - “Don’t forget, Yoshi & I have free access to the place at all times, whenever we want!”

Protoman Blues - “Well, I thought that went without saying.  Besides, when have I ever cheated you before?”

Hitomi Agada - “Your cheap ass prize for that Pokemon tournament, and then there was the...”

Protoman Blues - “Okay okay.  Point taken.  Well, I believe that’s everything.  Anything else?”

Hitomi Agada - “No.  These terms are acceptable.  Negotiations are over.”  *shakes PB’s hand*

Protoman Blues - *shakes Hitomi’s hand* “Deal.  Oh man, I can’t wait!”

Hitomi Agada - “You can and you will, actually.  Construction of this magnitude will take time!”  

Protoman Blues - “Well I know I’ve hired the right person!  Pleasure doing business with you!  Here’s a complimentary bottle of Mango Lemonade as well.  Later!” *grabs coat and walks out as Hitomi beams back to the Moon*

Back on the Moon...

Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses“ So how’d it go?  

Hitomi Agada - “He agreed to it.  Here’s your bottle.” *tosses Mango Lemonade to Yoshi*

Tsuyoshi - *catches it without looking* “Thanx.  Get anything for yourself?”

Hitomi Agada - “Just some odds and ends!”

Back at the Shack...

IG-88 - “...SO....I'LL. JUST. WAIT. FOR. LOU. HERE, THEN!”



The opening italic speech of this is meant to be PB's inner monologue as he's walking towards Hitomi's.  Sort of like Big O.  Hell, that's what I was listening to as I was writing it.  Very noir-ish.  Either way, it figures that a negotiation between Hitomi & myself, involving Yoshi & Lou, would consist of us making deals without either of them present.   Also, IG-88 for no reason!  XD

What did I just make a deal for though?  You'll have to wait and see to find out!  8D

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:54:24 PM »
"Let me clean your unicorn!"

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:20:44 PM »
LoL, I love seeing Rock in that picture, which by the way, is totally awesome!

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:11:17 PM »
"Come on, baby.  Don't you wanna have a taste..."

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Challenge Mode / Re: Super Mario Bros. 3
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:10:48 PM »
Ahhhh World 7.  Always fun!  XD

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Fan Creations / Re: Tsuyoshi's Thread of stuff
« on: August 02, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:59:13 AM »
Knows how to please PB!  XD

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:56:11 AM »
She's back after a long vacation of sniping and sniping.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:50:09 AM »
Heh, she's been playing C.F. lately too. -u-'

Oooh, I'll take that challenge as well, since he's another PB character!   8D

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:36:29 AM »
My idiot cousin's Ike. O:<

CURSE HIM!

LoL, I'm still curious to face your friend's Fox one day.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:35:15 AM »
Oh, you guys didn't know?  Yeah, they're making a brand new season of Futurama. 

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:26:33 AM »
Whew.  That was close.  Thankfully, the original cast of Futurama WILL BE RETURNING to voice the new episodes.  There was a chance they weren't.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:23:59 AM »
But you can press DOWN to make him moveable again. Oh, and thats my slaughter house list. ^^

I'm curious who's #1 on that list?   8D

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:19:00 AM »
Oh, Lag is Spikin' Toon Link's mortal enemy.  Before you hopped on, I lost a few matches with Jelly literally because of the awful awful delay lag.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:13:24 AM »
Link looks pissed that we've interrupted his reading time.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 10:12:30 AM »
Well lets see.  Obviously, his Jumping B move is insane, being that you can't touch him when he's falling, cept via Counter, for the most part.  His Down Smash has fantastic speed and good kill ratio.  His Forward Smash is incredibly powerful and his good range.  His Down Air move pretty much stops everything coming up at him, just like his down jump.  His Up Smash seems to have decent speed & power too.  He's one of the best in Sudden Death, being that the Waddle Dee's kill instantly (I'd use those more too in reg. matches).  The suck stops most dashes & thrown items too, and spitting out can kill someone.  Even his Dash seems decent.  His regular A combo move is fast and very hard to roll behind, not to mention that just like Snake, his regular A combo can someone hit from behind.  His floating & Jumping B make it pretty much impossible to down spike him at all.

From what I can see, his only weakness is that his Final Smash isn't that good, and you keep killing yourself.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 09:57:35 AM »
....Are you serious?  Of course he is. 

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 02, 2009, 09:53:31 AM »
It's just too bad we really can't do 4 player matches anymore, due to the weird lag as of late.

Ah well, with all the high priority characters I have to fight against, I won my fair share of matches to make me happy.

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Any fans of Daft Punk here?


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Holy [tornado fang]ing Awesome!

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