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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 29, 2009, 09:08:08 PM »
..............................OH COME ON!  I had the NICEST [tornado fang]ing KILL, and it cuts us off!

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:24:41 PM »
Damn Sudden Death.  I wanted to save that match!

Posted on: August 29, 2009, 02:10:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh I saved that last Pit/Marth match Jelly, JUST in case anyone ever doubts me about how the Dragoon pieces hate me and always will.  I mean, come on.  The last piece to get LANDED ON MY OWN [tornado fang]ing LANDMINE!  That's [tornado fang]ing priceless!

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Challenge Mode / Re: The "Rockman 9 / Mega Man 9 Ranking" Thread
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:54:21 PM »
remind me to get off my ass and finish this horrible excuse for a good megaguy game.

Hitomi, get off that sexy lesbiass of yours and finish this horrible excuse for an awesome Playable Blues game!

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:53:39 PM »
Give me 10 minutes to eat my Sushi, and I'll be right there!

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Challenge Mode / Re: The "Rockman 9 / Mega Man 9 Ranking" Thread
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:51:45 PM »
I'm sure the Satorical Speed Force will be all over this topic very shortly!

Either way, seems like a great idea to me.  When I have the chance, I'll post my times.

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Entertainment / Re: The RPM Boob Tube Thread (56k warning)
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:49:31 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MrpuOpsiLI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MrpuOpsiLI</a>

also awesome.

...Holy [tornado fang] that was awesome!

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Fan Creations / Re: The Map of RPM
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:44:48 PM »

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News and Announcements / Re: News Round Up: August 24 - August 29th
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:41:50 PM »
Oh come on.  You can't just spend $5 for it? 

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Entertainment / Re: The Venture Bros.
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:39:36 PM »
Dr. Orpheus is indeed awesome!

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Fan Creations / Re: The Map of RPM
« on: August 29, 2009, 09:20:11 AM »
Not a PB Sex Shack, that's for damn sure!

Also, according to the lovely Hitomi, the scarf is made up of solar panels!

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Fan Creations / Re: The Map of RPM
« on: August 29, 2009, 09:10:08 AM »


Look what Tsuyoshi has constructed for me.  It's so awesome!

When the map is updated, SexStation 2069 needs to orbit the moon please!

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:29:51 AM »
"How is it possible to fight by throwing razor blades?"

Young one, if properly mastered, a man can kill with a deck of playing cards!  XD

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:28:31 AM »


Someone needs to draw Iris with a Black Lantern Ring going after Zero!

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Rockman Series / Re: Super Sentai and Mega Man
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:23:19 AM »
I still say MegaMan needs a Giant Robot series with Zone of the Enders mech controls.

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ZX / Re: Do you think ZX series would sell more if it was on Wii?
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:21:34 AM »
Everybody neglects to mention the fact that that's first-playthrough-only, as X is both unavoidable and carries over into New Game Plus.  His Charge Shot is insanely powerful and so you have to tackle five stages without it.  Whoopedy-doo.  The amount of ass he can kick easily justifies such a small price.  I'm more concerned with his constant whining.

I don't neglect it.  I still find it unacceptable that the main character in his own series has to be unlocked, or gained through save data.  It's bullshit.  To me, it'd be like unlocking Sonic in a Sonic the Hedgehog game, Samus in a Metroid game, and so on.  Then once you get him, the game becomes painfully easy (or so I hear) due to how powerful he is.  Sorry, but PB still finds it to be unacceptable to this day, doesn't like it and therefore it's a dust collector. 

And for [tornado fang] sake Capcon, you've got enough characters to warrant a 2 Player Co-OP mode, at the very least.  [tornado fang].

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X / Re: X8. I didnt like it all that much.
« on: August 29, 2009, 08:01:53 AM »
You don't get tired of music? Individual tracks, anyway

Honestly, not really.  Well, I guess the only time that really happened was with the first Linkin Park album.  I heard it once, and thought it wasn't that bad, then I heard it a second time and hated it.  I think that's the only case of that every happening with me.  It could also be that I have no shame either.  I mean, I still listen to everything I use to listen to as a child.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 29, 2009, 07:57:57 AM »
I bet even though Quickie did have enough money to buy a Wii she did just to to make Lou suffer.  XD

She sure did!   8D

I wish I could too.

Oh, you know I love having you in my Egoprentice!

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 28, 2009, 11:16:15 PM »
I can't wait to show up randomly!

Randomly is what I do best!  XD

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X / Re: X8. I didnt like it all that much.
« on: August 28, 2009, 11:15:36 PM »
Heh, I don't think I've ever had that problem with music! XD

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X / Re: X8. I didnt like it all that much.
« on: August 28, 2009, 10:36:46 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSQItdHIfM[/youtube]

You know, this might be one of the best MMX tracks ever.

the names suck, but that is why they are awesome. they're Power Glove bad.

Exactly!  XD

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:35 PM »
Call me stupid, but the funniest thing that happened in that chapter out of the blue was IG-88's final decision. "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."

Classic. XD

It's the little things like that which make me happy to hear!   8)

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 28, 2009, 06:47:22 PM »
You already revealed to me the Succubus Spell of Serathe.  LoL, Lou still owes you the Wii though!   8)

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: August 28, 2009, 06:26:38 PM »
Yay!  I now have a new desk!



I guess everything worked out in the end! 

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Fan Creations / Re: The Map of RPM
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:24:30 AM »
Looks and sounds good to me!

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Fan Creations / GoRPM - We Have Come To Terms
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:23:09 AM »
We Have Come To Terms

A few weeks after PB’s meeting with Hitomi...

“It’s been a few weeks since my meeting with Hitomi.  I’m not sure if construction has begun yet on SexStation 2069, or even if Tsuyoshi got even a sip of the Mango Lemonade that I gave to her.  In fact, there are a lot of things I’m unsure of now.  It’s been a week since I’ve been to the Sex Shack, so was PBPB handling everything okay?  Did Lou ever deliver those Wii's to Super Kitsu in exchange for knowledge of the Succubus Spell of Serathe?  Would the Shield Generator hold up for much longer?”

Flame - “Um, PB?”

Protoman Blues - *turns around in his automatic chair* “Sorry Flame, I was deep in thought.  What’s up?”

Flame - “Well, I just wanted to know how you liked the place so far?”

Protoman Blues - “Oh, it’s fantastic.  I mean, the Earth looks awesome from up here!”

The scene pulls away from the window to the site of PB’s Intergalactic Sex Shack orbiting the Earth.

Flame - “So when can I expect the full payment for this?”

Protoman Blues - “Well you have the money and secret Erotic Potion #17 recipe that I gave you.  Ninja Lou should be dropping off your Wii’s soon.”  *touches Comm-Link* “OrbitMan.  Status report on the shields!”

OrbitMan - *walking around Engineering with balls orbiting around his head* “Aye Captain, the shield is holding.  The generator down on the planet is a powerful lass.  She’ll hold together till we’re 100% ready.”

Protoman Blues - “Excellent work, OrbitMan.  Keep me posted!” *touches Comm-Link again* “CometWoman.  How goes the construction on the Concave Dish Eroticism Beam Superlaser?”

CometWomen - *her tits are giant comets* “Well as I’ve mentioned, we cannot create a giant beam that will destroy a planet population’s inhibitions and make them horny, for both technological and moral reasons.  But, we’ve been able to create one that will localize an entire city or town.  That’s all your getting!”

Protoman Blues - *sigh* “Very well.  Proceed on schedule then.” *turns to Flame* “My own robots and they talk back.”

Flame - “When did you get Robot Masters?”

Protoman Blues - “I asked Dr. Wily II to build me some galactic inspired Robot Masters to help run the ISS.  I figured they’d be good for space operations, plus CometWoman has giant comets for tits!  You know, Cometits!”  

Flame - “.....Okay then.  Well, I should be off.”

Protoman Blues - “Very well then.” *touches Comm-Link* “GalaxyMan, report to the bridge!”

Flame - “GalaxyMan?”

Protoman Blues - “Well I figured I’d need a vet to show these newbies around.  Plus, I’ve had Dr. Wily II modify GalaxyMan so he fits in with the place better!” *hears music coming from the Turbo Lift* “Ah, here he comes now!”

As the Turbo Lift doors open,  GalaxyMan in his new Disco UFO mode comes flying out, playing his Galaxy Fantasy loudly through his speakers.

Flame - *Galaxy Fantasy blaring into his ears* “That doesn’t turn off, does it?”

Protoman Blues - “Why would it?  GalaxyMan, escort Flame to Transporter Room 3, and make sure he beams down with his clothes on!”

GalaxyMan - *constantly playing Galaxy Fantasy* “Aye Aye, Bay-bee!”

Protoman Blues - *“We’re having problems with the Transporter’s clothes removal feature.  Hopefully it’s fixed by now.  Have a safe trip!” *starts bopping his head to Galaxy Fantasy*

Flame - “...what have I done...”

Meanwhile, back at Greedo’s Cantina, in the Carbon Freezing Chamber...

Ninja Lou - *captured in a restraining force field* “But I just don’t understand why, Quickie?  Why would you send this Bounty Hunter trash after me?”

IG-88 - “UM, I’M. STAND.ING. RIGHT. HERE...”

Quickie - “You were suppose to deliver a few Wii’s to the Cantina over a month ago, but it seems you dropped your cargo at the first sign of trouble, like a pansy-ass.  I swear, why is delivering cargo so [tornado fang]ing difficult for some people?”

Ninja Lou - “...I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I’ve never even been in the cargo business before, and I never agreed to such a thing.”

Quickie - “Enough of your lies.  Hitomi handled the negotiations personally.  You were to deliver 4 Wii’s to the Cantina, and in exchange PB and I gave her a T-14 Hyperdrive for a J-Type Nubian.”

IG-88 - “IT. WAS. A. FAIR. DEAL.”

Ninja Lou - *being put on the Carbon Freezing Machine, all confused* “B-but.......WHAT?”

Quickie - “Since I don’t have any Wii’s in my Cantina yet, I’ll need a new decoration for the place until I can get some.  Jawas, lower him in!”

Jawa - “OOOOH TI DI!”

Ninja Lou - *being lowered into the Carbon Freezing Chamber and thinking back to recent events* “W-wait a minute.  This explains EVERYTHING.  THE CALLS, THE DEMANDS, THE ATTACKS!  THOSE TWO BACKSTABBING... Quickie, wait.  Listen.  It’s not my fault.”

Quickie - “Bah, spare me your rebel excuses!”

Ninja Lou - *still being lowered* “B-but I can get you the Wii’s.  I-In fact, why’d didn’t you just buy Wii’s instead of paying much more money for a bounty hunt...” *frozen in Carbonite*

Quickie - *handing money to IG-88* “That’ll teach him to go back on our deal!”

IG-88 - *taking money from Quickie* “I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE.”



See, Lou's gotta start delivering on those Wii's and not go back on his agreements, or else he gets frozen in Carbonite.  8D

Well, with the ISS almost finished, and the SexStation 2069 currently under construction, everything seems to be going PB's way.  OR IS IT?  Well yes, it is, but for how long, who knows?  After all, can Dr. Wily II be trusted to build me obedient Robot Masters?  Will Hitomi & Tsuyoshi attack me for having another space station after I negotiated one from them?  Will Lou ever be free of the Carbonite?  Will Flame ever make another appearance?  STAY TUNED!

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