The Voyage Home
After their delicious meal, PB, Quickie, Vixy, and Akira are now fully nude and back in the limo, heading back towards PB’s Sex Shack for some after dinner refreshments...
Vixy - “...I mean, poor Kevin. After Cephi told me what’s going on with him in the bathroom, I just hope everything works out for him.”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah. That was definitely the wrong time to douchebaggily ask for his autograph like that.”
Quickie - “It’s okay, sweetie. I mean, how could you have known? It’s not like Cephi warned you.”
Protoman Blues - *thinks immediately back to Cephi warning him* “...R-right.”
Vixy - *cuddles next to Akira* “Okay hun, it’s story time. So what happened to Maitre D'Man and the other Robot Masters at Carro Armato di M?”
Akira - “Oh right. Well, Dr. Wily II told me the story, as he constantly checks the MSM.”
Quickie - “The MSM is still around?”
Protoman Blues - “What’s the MSM?”
Quickie - “Mad Scientist Monthly. It’s a magazine for your average mad scientist, with articles and cover spreads on anything from Robot Masters to Biovibrators.”
Vixy - “Didn’t you pose nude for the magazine a while ago, Quickie?”
Quickie - “Oh yeah, back when I was 18 and they did their Barely Legal Robot Master issue.”
Protoman Blues - *eyes hornily light up* “...Ummmmmm....can I see that?”
Akira - “But you see her nude all the time. She’s nude right now!”
Protoman Blues - “True...but she’s not in a magazine right now...”
Akira - *puzzled* “Anyway, back to the story. So, after the events of MegaMan 4, Dr. Cossack wanted to further his study of Robotics for the benefit of mankind. He left Russia and relocated to St. Acidburg. Cossack even helped build some parts of the city and he created Robot Masters to help around the city, just like LimoMan here. With Dr. Cossack’s help, St. Acidburg became one of the most advanced cities in RPM.”
Protoman Blues - “Wow, I had no idea. So what happened?”
Akira - “Well, it turns out that Cossack took a date to the Carro Armato di M one night, and the service was, to quote the article, “storybook bad.” He waited 20 minutes till his waiter showed up, then another 40 minutes for his drinks, which showed up after his salad, which he couldn't eat for 10 minutes due to no silverware, never got his appetizer, and just numerous other things that made it where he didn’t have sex that night.”
Vixy - “Poor guy.”
Quickie - “Keep in mind too, he’s a Robotics scientist. The fact that he even had a date to begin with is stunning in itself.”
Akira - “Exactly. After speaking to the manager, he found out that the robot masters employed at the Carro Armato di M were made by Dr. Light II. Cossack simply went mad..der, and...well he disguised himself as the Cryptic Comrade Chefmunist. He stole the 8 Robot Masters that Dr. Light II had created for restaurants around the city, and reprogrammed them to be more efficient....with evil.”
Protoman Blues - *eyes stunned to wide openness* “Comrade Chefmunist?”
Quickie - “What’d he do? Just put on a Chef hat and a longer beard and try to fool everyone?”
Akira - “...actually yes...”
Quickie - *facepalm* “That’s....just so very sad.”
Protoman Blues - *still stunned* “Com-rade...Chefmunist?”
Vixy - “Wait a minute, what about Kalinka? Where was she during all of this?”
Akira - “I was actually getting to that. You see, Roll, with her Strong Sense of....Palatableness, volunteered to stop Comrade Chefmunist, and bring the 8 reprogrammed Robot Masters back under control, which she did. After defeating Cossack’s final machine, which I believe was a teleporting Crock-pot, Blues teleported in with Kalinka from college, and she helped her father realize the error of his ways. He gave up his mad scheme and went back to further his study of robotics. However, the restaurant decided to hire people instead of Robot Masters, since humans have more free will and could not be programmed for evil and bad service.”
Vixy - “Awwww, that’s great.”
Quickie - “Wait a minute...the authorities just let Cossack go without arresting him, putting him on trial, or anything like that?”
Akira - “Yeah...they were kinda lenient and let him off with a warning.”
Protoman Blues - *barely paying attention* “...Comrade Chefmunist?”
Vixy - *sipping glass of Orange Fanta* “I’m gonna have to read that article when I get home tonight. You know, after the sex.”
Akira - “Yeah. The food is still great though. So PB, what about the Frost Demons of Saturn’s Rings? What did they almost freeze off?”
Protoman Blues - *distracted* “Oh yeah. Um, my dick!”
Later, in bed with Quickie...
Quickie - *flirting* “You know what I like to do after a delicious meal like that, baby?”
Protoman Blues - *distracted* “...COMRADE CHEFMUNIST?”
It's just one of those names I come up with where I stop writing, take a look at it, and am stunned by my own insanity. Needless to say, I'd totally play a Roll game like that. LoL, perhaps I might continue with this silly notion in the future, and actually come up with 8 restaurant related Robot Masters, aside for Maitre D'Man. Who the hell knows? All I know is that with the crazy Robot Masters I seem to be coming up with lately, it's...probably a good thing that I can't sprite!

Haha, perhaps next issue, I shall tell you what legal trouble our dear Captain N has to deal with in the continuing adventures of CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwww. Honestly, with my mind I have no idea.

Stay tuned, comrades!