All Range à la Mode
Aboard SexStation 2069, a party is being held for the celebration of Vixy’s birthday. However, the guest of honor is running a little late...
Satoryu - *nude* “No seriously, shouldn’t she have been here by now?”
Akira - *nude* “Well, she told me that she had a quick errand to run before heading back to Websitia, so perhaps she was held up. I hope everything is okay. I’m a little worried about her.”
An hour ago, during Vixy’s errand...
Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon - *holding diamond encrusted Hammer* “...and thanks to her teachings of the Lamani Honorbound Code of Love, Luv, and Wuv, I Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon, wielder of the Encrusted Hammer of Really Expensive Justice hereby dub thee Vixy, High Priestess of Emotional Stability.” *applause comes from the crowd*
Vixy - *rises from kneeling down* “Thank you, Queen Banastasia. And thank you everyone for this great honor. You should all be proud of yourselves for learning the teachings of the Lamani Honorbound Code in...” *looks at watch* “...wow, only an hour and 3 minutes. Who knew that a quick bathroom stop on my way home from getting fireworks from Planet Boombastic would lead to this incredible achievement.” *applause* “However, as I have a naked birthday party to get too, I must be on my way now. Take care, everybody!” *blows kisses to the crowd as she gets into her Arwing*
Banastasia, Sovereign Queen of Hammermoon - “No, it is we who owe you thanks, Vixy. Your teachings have soothed our savage, violent, hammer-filled hearts and will continue too...” *watches as the Arwing takes off* “...well alright then!”
Vixy - *piloting Arwing back to Websitia and thinks to herself* {They’re going to be just fine. Nooks and crannies, I’m running late! I hope nobody is worried.}
Back at SexStation 2069...
Sakura - *nude but covering up* “PB, why are we all nude?”
Protoman Blues - *nude* “It’s tradition, young one.”
Quickie - *nude and whispers into PB’s ears* “No it’s not.”
Protoman Blues - *whispers back* “Shhhhhh.”
Satoryu - “It’s not so bad, Sakura. Listen, just be glad you didn’t attend Relena Dorlan’s birthday party.”
Flashback scenario to Relena’s party...
Relena Dorlan - “Thank you all for coming to my birthday party.”
Classmate #1 - “We wouldn’t dream of missing it, Miss Relena.”
Classmate #2 - “You look so lovely in that dress, Miss Relena.”
Classmate #3 - “Can we get you some cake, Miss Relena?”
Classmate #4 - “How was your car ride over to the party, Miss Relena?”
Satoryu - “......WHAT IS THIS SCHOOL’S [tornado fang]ing OBSESSION WITH THIS GIRL?”
All the classmates look at Satoryu with disdain...
Classmate #1 - “An unbeliever! KILL HIM!”
Flashforward...
Satoryu - *shudders* “...[tornado fang]ing creepy, man!”
Borockman - *nude* “Any word from her yet, Akira?”
Akira - “Nothing yet, no.”
Jericho - *nude* “I’m sure she’s flying back as we speak. Say, what are those two ships doing outside?”
As they speak...
Wolf - “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy - “For the last time, I’m not Fox. I built my own Arwing for space travel and...” *under fire* “Uggg, I don’t have time for this!” *fires back at him*
Wolf - *under fire* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy - *in adorable fighter pilot yelling voice* “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Vixy then executes brilliant maneuvers of Arwing piloting, barrel rolls and all that, and fully engages in a dog fight with Wolf outside of SexStation 2069
Wolf - *loses his port side wing* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!” *begins plummeting towards SexStation 2069*
Vixy - *facepalms and mumbles sarcastically* “Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!”
Vixy intercepts Wolf before he can crash into SexStation 2069, shooting him down and causing an awesome fiery crash for all the party goers to see. Then, Vixy shoots out her fireworks from Planet Boombastic before landing her Arwing in the hangar, then dramatically walking into the party room saying...
Vixy - *now nude* “Didn’t I promise you guys fireworks?”
Applause come from all the guests in attendance. Hours later, as the party went on...
Vixy - “...and these people only knew how to solve problems with Hammers, so they came on to the concept of Love, Luv, and Wuv very quickly.”
Protoman Blues - “I’ll say. It only took an hour to teach it to everyone. Impressive. Anyway, I hope you like the Orange Fanta fountain I had made for your Game Corner, Vixy.”
Vixy - “Oh it’s lovely & delicious PB. Thanks so much!”
Protoman Blues - “Hey, I’ll be right back. Gotta order up some more refreshments!” *walks off*
Satoryu - “Now that he’s gone, we can show you our gift, Vixy. Quickie, Borock, Jericho & I split for it, in a manner of speaking!”
Vixy - “Oooooh, what’d you get me?”
Quickie - “Well, being that lover-scarf has two space stations in orbit, we decided to steal his other one for you!”
Jericho - “Combining all our powers and techniques, we snuck aboard his Intergalactic Sex Shack and hacked all the systems on board. Then, with some help, we managed a quick redesign.
Borockman - *points out the window* “We give you, Vixy’s Intergalactic Play-Station!”
Vixy looks out the window to see her new Intergalactic Play-Station orbiting above Websitia...
Vixy - *in happy shock* “EEEEEEEEE! This is soooo exciting. Thank you thank you thank you. HeeHee, but won’t PB be mad when he finds out?” *everyone looks at each other*
Akira - “When does PB ever get mad?”
Satoryu - “Lou says when watching Baseball. That’s about it.”
Flashback to Ninja Lou & PB sitting at a Yankees game...
Protoman Blues - *angry* “COME ON, YOU DICK SUCKING [tornado fang]! STOP SUCKING DICK AND HIT THE GODDAMN BALL!”
Concerned Mother - *covering child’s ears* “Hey, stop cursing in front of my son!”
Protoman Blues - *still angry* “HEY, IF HE WOULD [tornado fang]ing HIT, I WOULDN’T [tornado fang]ing CURSE! [tornado fang]!”
Flashforward...
Vixy - “Thanks everyone. From spreading the Lamani Honorbound Code to the people of Hammermoon to all the warm wishes, good times, awesome friends, happy gifts, delicious cake, and naughty sex I’m going to have with Akira tonight, this is the best birthday ever. Group hug!”
Everyone group hugs and all is happy on board the SexStation 2069. Meanwhile, back on Hammermoon...
Kabongia - “Honey, why aren’t the dishes done?”
Joshammer - *thinks to self while holding hammer* {Love, Luv, & Wuv. Love, Luv, & Wuv. Mustn’t...use...hammer...}
For the record, you won't see me curse more than at a Baseball game. Heh, I get very emotional.
Moving right along, today's GoRPM was an attempt at writing somewhat of a Family Guy styles GoRPM, with random scenes & flashbacks, along with the idea of an awesome nude party celebrating Vixy's birthday today. Where the idea of Hammermoon came from... I really don't know. It started off with reasons for why Vixy would be late to her party, and seriously, that's where my mind went too. Scary...
Heh, Happy Birthday Vixy. Stay tuned...
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