If that is the case stop bothering me every time you guys go on to play Halo. It gets annoying having people beg you to play something then trash you later about it. Sometimes your level of stupidity astounds me. 
Hey, I just said you sucked. I never said you weren't useful. Every hero needs a Decoy the Pig Hostage, and until SexyWil gets an X-Box, clearly your it. We all have our roles to play in life. You just need to accept yours, which you obviously will when the game officially comes out. Hopefully by then, SexyWil will have an X-Box so at least you can look somewhat more respectable out there. Somewhat...
I plan to kill him in his sleep. I need him close to do that.
Pffft. Some Ninja you are. You've had ample opportunity to do that on multiple trips, and yet you fail. You don't deserve to eat at that Ninja restaurant next year.