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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.

« on: June 01, 2010, 07:35:42 AM »

And I think you do, too--especially in bed.

Haha, well no one's proven that better than you, you naughty Gonzie you!   

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General / Re: RPM Holiday/Theme Weeks

« on: June 01, 2010, 05:21:48 AM »

I have always wondered how much time it takes before its considered a necropost? -.-"

Also, I wish the mobile version to the site were it says the time and date of when posts are made, not comlaining or anything, just saying.

After a month, it should give you a warning that the topic is over 30 days old.  That's usually how you know.  But since you were on your mobile, don't worry about it.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.

« on: June 01, 2010, 05:13:00 AM »

Oh I think it's because you love cute girliness Rock, Gonzo! 

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: June 01, 2010, 01:56:29 AM »

Batman: Arkham Asylum.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 31, 2010, 10:23:04 PM »

AW-RITE. Hard one for me, since I consider this to be the best damn mech game of all time, but let's go.

- VECTOR CANNON IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER why can't we use it practically more often >_>
- Aw, man. Zero Shift is so damn cool. ...and we get it close to the end of the game.
- Tons of ridiculously cool mechs to pilot and fight, and we can't play the whole game as Anubis or Vic Viper, just a crappy multiplayer mode. WHY
- As cool as the AI fight was, recycling last game's last boss is kinda weak. >_>
- Love Dingo. WHY does he have to be called "Dingo"? Seriously. DINGO?
- "MY MECH IS DAMAGED. CARRY MEEEEEE"
- Why change characters? Dingo has alot more potencial than Leo, and motive to fight against Bahram, but why just... switch protagonists like that?
- Too many weapons, so little time.
- ...I hate having to listen for that guy's cries just to find him in the container.
- That last war-like mech battle between tons of mechs... WHY does it mean I gotta play babysitter to tons of mechs? It could have been awesome to rip through things with my own private army.

...


- Ken's bajoombas, fruit mommas, love melons.

Haha, I can't disagree with anything here.  Not bad at all.  Also, I would've also taken playable Ardjet & Ken-tits as well!

Hmmmmm, how about Virtual On: Oratonio Tangram

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 31, 2010, 07:40:38 PM »

- Snaking.
- 2D sprites.
- Few characters.
- Graphics have aged badly.
- Battle stages are kinda empty.

This one was hard to do. Since I pretty much don't find anything to nitpick, the game was awesome.

Yeah I thought I'd give you a fun one!  You could've said "No Koopa Troopa" and I would've accepted that too, but I'll chalk that under Few characters.  As for snaking, I'm not arguing anything, but I don't think snaking is a big deal in MK64 because the weapons were so damn good and balanced.  Just an observation. 

Now, Zone of the Enders 2 (and if you say Ken's tits, you're temp banned!  )

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 31, 2010, 08:05:19 AM »

I love Absolutes, but I don't see the need when it's smaller arcs, like Hush or Green Lantern Rebirth. I can understand the need for Absolute Watchmen, or Absolute Sandman, but why make such a huge book for something slimmer than my tongue?

Cause it looks beautiful on display.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 31, 2010, 08:04:16 AM »

Mario Kart 64.

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Off The Wall / Re: Fandom Stupidity

« on: May 31, 2010, 07:45:14 AM »

Watch Let The Right One In. Back when Twilight was in theaters, it was hailed as "The other, BETTER vampire movie" by critics. I saw it, and it's probably the best vampire movie of all time. Seriously.

Have to agree.  Easily one of the best Vamp movies ever made.

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Fan Creations / Re: Dr. Wily II's attempts at sprites and stuff (KOBUN MADNESS!)

« on: May 31, 2010, 07:44:00 AM »

My body is sexually awesome, no doubt about it! 

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Fan Creations / Re: Art of DarkWaltz *5-29-10 MMZX - Summer 2010 WIP *

« on: May 31, 2010, 07:42:59 AM »

That sounds familiar... but I can't place it.

It's a Frank Sinatra song! 

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 06:53:15 AM »

Jeph Loeb. Now there's a tale to tell. Gather around, ye kiddies.

You see, Jeph Loeb used to be good. Heck, he used to be great. He's called "superstar writer Jeph Loeb" exactly for the good stories he wrote back then. Batman: The Long Halloween. Batman: Dark Victory. Superman For All Seasons. His colaborations with Tim Sale was really well done, and they brought a spirit to the DC world which would mold certain Batman mysteries for years AND YEARS to come. Hush was also a great story, no matter how many naysayers might call it nowadays. Without editor interference, it would have been great, and it would have brought back Jason Todd in a much better way. Problem is, Jeph started to get kinda stale. His first arc on Superman/Batman kinda showed us that his stuff wasn't really getting better with time. And then, something happened. His son died.

Now, I got a small theory of mine. All genius comic book writers basically go batshit insane one day. Frank Miller had 9/11 as a catalyst. Jeph Loeb had his son's death. Garth Ennis... [parasitic bomb], I dunno what happened to him, but there's gotta be some explanation from how he went from making the very best arcs of John Constantine, to writing snuff [parasitic bomb] in The Boys.

When the Ultimate books started selling better than the 616 main universe, the editors got a bit upset. So they sent the Ultimate people to 616, and made Loeb do the Ultimates 3 series. Which, after the awesome which was Ultimates 1 and 2, was complete ASS. And Ultimatum might as well be the very worst even in comic book history. It's basically Jeph Loeb [tornado fang]ing everything over. EVERYTHING. Murders, people acting out of character, MORE murders...

So, yeah. Poor Jeph Loeb. Pity him, people. For he was once a great writer.

And that's the tragic thing too.  I love his older stuff, like the ones you just mentioned.  Hell, Absolute Hush was the first Absolute I bought (Goddamn the Absolutes are sooooooooo beautiful). 

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Entertainment / Re: Dennis Hopper Passes Away at 74

« on: May 30, 2010, 06:48:52 AM »

"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric!"

RIP Dennis Hopper.  You were a terrific actor, and you will be missed.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:05:23 AM »

I'm still sometimes raging about this, especially when I see the new "stunts" Loeb pulls off.
Am I alone?

I think it's pretty much universally agreed that the name "Jeph Loeb" can almost be synonymous with "Comic Book Cancer" amongst comic fans.  In ONE issue, just ONE, he single handedly ruined one of the greatest comics ever, being the Ultimates.

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:39:57 AM »

MM9 T-Shirt, on sale at Capcom.  Got here pretty quick too.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:37:08 AM »

Anyway, you guys think we're gonna get some gameplay out of E3?

Yeah, I think we are.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:52:58 AM »

In the topic of soundtrack. Unleashed-style instrumental soundtrack, or Crush 40?

Secret Rings style awesomeness for me.

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Entertainment / Re: DC Animated Universe Thread

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:43:59 AM »

As far as countdown goes, it made perfect sense in the context that it wasn't supposed to make sense because of it taking place on an alternate earth/earths. I thought it lead up to final crisis quite well. Then again ignore me, i'm a DC whore.

It didn't, actually.  Trust me, I'm a DC whore as well and I can tell you wholeheartedly that Countdown to Final Crisis was easily one of the worst series ever.  The ending of it makes absolutely no sense and contradicts Final Crisis itself.  Final Crisis itself is brilliant.  I love the way Grant Morrison writes the New Gods.  I have ever since the Rock of Ages JLA story arc.

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Gaming / Re: The Official Pokémon Black & White Discussion Thread

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:37:24 AM »

Again, I just wants the Pokemon with the Outlaw Star ass.

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Fan Creations / Re: Art of DarkWaltz *5-29-10 MMZX - Summer 2010 WIP *

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:35:16 AM »

"The summer wind....came blowing in.....from acrossssssssss this seaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:33:43 AM »

Blues definitely approves.

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Entertainment / Re: What are you listening to?

« on: May 29, 2010, 10:13:30 AM »

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0[/youtube]

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: May 29, 2010, 09:01:35 AM »

As you see, I've got Biceps to spare!   

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 29, 2010, 06:28:06 AM »

Okay lets be fair here. I think you are playing it wrong because you say you don't have enough time to react. I say if you hold off a bit on the speed and don't mash X you WILL have time to react because the controls have a learning curve. So I assume you are mashing boost too much and need to learn to play better. If I'm wrong and you have tried slowing down, then tell me, so I can make fun of you for having the reflexes of a snail. 

Wait, who are you talking too, him or me?  I've never complained about it.  Also, you're clearly not paying attention to his argument.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 29, 2010, 05:59:35 AM »

I'm calmer now. But your still wrong. I don't need to say it again but I will, stop holding X and playing like a tool.

No offense, but when did he ever say he constantly pressed the boost button.  You're blindly making assumptions.