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« on: July 14, 2014, 10:31:40 PM »
"So now that everyone seems situated, I think it's time we had that talk!" Vixy stated.
"Yeah." Kit solemnly responded. "Definitely."
"What happened to you? Where have you been all this time?" Vixy asked her, slightly concerned.
"I guess I'll start at the beginning." Kit answered. "For me, this all started when Quickie asked to meet me for drinks one day..."
Back at the Floating Castle...
"With his goal of conquest coming into focus, our master knew that certain people could potentially be a thorn in his side from the get go. Or helpful, depending on the person. Kit was definitely one of those people. Especially her ability to charm others and [tornado fang]-kill them. Succubi are rather unpredictable though. Emperor Wily was unsure whether Kit would side with us or not, so I was sent ahead to kinda... feel out the situation. I met up with her a few months after the Emperor found me abandoned on that planet by PB." Quickie said as she clenched her fists with anger.
Back at the Fxenodrome...
"So there we were. Quickie and I were having a really good time, and then she kinda starts asking me these, at the time, hypothetical questions about Wily ruling and stuff. Kind of a mood killer after fun times, but I answered her honestly, saying how what I loved about RPM was the freedom everyone had and so on and so forth. Well, she said she wanted to go down to the Cantina and get some Gargleblasters. I was getting ready, and she blindsided me. Next thing I knew, I woke up in chains." Kit continued her story.
Back at the Floating Castle...
"So yeah, she wasn't down with the whole "World Domination" thing like a cargo-dropping smuggler [sonic slicer], so I knocked her out. The Master decided the best thing to do was keep her imprisoned aboard the brig of the Yamato. Since there were only Robot Masters aboard the ship at the time, Kit would have no souls to feed on or people to charm. Regular food sustained her, but the crux of her power was nullified. Emperor Wily hoped to use her later." Quickie told Ant Man, who chest currently underneath her heel. "What I don't understand is how she escaped!"
Back at the Fxenodrome...
"What some people don't understand is that Succubi don't need charm spells to woo an individual. Yeah, my powers were drained, but as Ursula once said, never underestimate the importance of body language. Or at least a friendly ear." Kit smirked while continuing. "A Robot Master named Brig Man was the one in charge of feeding me and keeping me alive. I got to know him well. He told me stories of how he wishes he had more responsibilities than running the Brig and such. I was an ear & shoulder for him to vent too and we developed a friendship while I was trapped on board."
"One day recently, the ship came under attack. During the attack, the forcefield around the brig got knocked out and Brig Man came to try and stop me from escaping. He couldn't go through with it though, and instead led me to the escape pods.."
(Flashback)
"Brig Man. Come with me!" Kit said while he put her in the Pod.
"Nay, lass. If I be to die, then it be with my brig!" Brig Man stated.
"B-but you hate that brig. We spent months discussing how much it sucks!" Kit stated.
"Ay, that I do. But it be me duty to guard the scum that come and go! I be built for that and if the ship goes down, I be dying doing that!"
"...That makes NO sense. There are NO other prisoners. AND YOU JUST HELPE.." Kit said as the door closed. "HEY!"
"I be setting the coordinates for what be left of St. Acidburg. There ye be finding your friends. Goodbye, sweet Kit. Whenever you be seeing a brig in the future, please be thinking of me!" Brig Man said as he punched in the coordinates and saluted Kit.
"WHY ARE YOU SAYING "BE" SO MUCH, YOU IDI..." Kit started to say as the escape pod launched. Minutes later, she could see the ship explode in the distance. "....what...just happened?"
(Flashforward)
"Even in world conquest, Wily....still builds quirky Robot Master!" Vixy smiled while scratching her head
"No kidding!" Kit said while shaking her head. "So I landed, screwed some people to regain my powers, and came to find you! I missed you all so much."
"We missed you too, Kit." Fxeni said as he and Ariani walked up to Vixy & Kit. "Glad to see you're alright and that...well I didn't kill you!"
"FXENI!" Kit said as she glomp-hugged him. "So that was you who attacked the ship?"
"Yep. Me and Peebs!" Fxeni stated.
"Peebs?" Kit asked. "You mean PBPB?"
"Yeeeeeeep!" Fxeni said.
"Oooooh I like her new nickname!"
"So does she!" Fxeni sarcastic stated.