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Gaming / Re: I say GOOD things about your video games!
« on: June 03, 2010, 08:53:51 PM »
And of course... PIPOSARU! ^_^
I think I'm gonna look up that Mickman X2 thing...
I think I'm gonna look up that Mickman X2 thing...
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YES. Look at it. Beautiful levels. AMAZING colors. The way everything just seems to be a siren song for us who love big fantasy worlds to play around in with bouncy stuff.Ah, the old testing reason, eh?
...still gonna pirate it in the most illegal way I can guess. >____> If I am happy with it, then I'll GLADLY give away my money for it. For both, even. But I'm NOT risking it.
- Ridiculously bad... can they be called sceneries? I'll just call them "low-resolution CG pictures"There you go, pianochan.
- Horribly awful 3D character models. In the year after Crash Bandicoot and Tomb Raider came out, we get a game where we can see the insides of the characters when they bend over. And all of them are amazingly horrible, popeye-armed "things", who take all the seriousness the game is supposed to have in the first place.
- Whiny main character with a terrible emo story, which was the percursor for pretty much all of the emo-boy RPGs with brooding stories and self-narration. Gee, thanks alot.
- Whiny villain who isn't threatning in the least, but instead is a bishonen dressed in leather who looks like he came out of some twisted girl's fantasy.
-Battle system is pretty much the same as in any other RPG, except the materia system turns every single character into "bags of skills" which you can put in and remove at anytime. Way to do individuality in characters for battle, Nomura.
- "I am Sephiroth, a honorable soldier. And I am really smart and making a long-winded explanation about how these creatures in the reactors were all monsters created by Shinra." "I am Cloud, a total dumbass who has proven to be incredibly weak and useless. And I am pointing to you the ridiculously obvious story point that maybe you are a monster yourself, since you were created by Shinra." "OHMIGOD YOU ARE RIGHT! HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. I MUST NOW GO KURAZY AND DESTROY THE WORLD."
- Aeris/Aerith(she's supposed to be named Alice you translator dumbasses) has died... this is the saddest part of any game I have ever pla.... YAAAAAAAY! SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME RIGHT AFTER! Nomura, you are the king of storytelling mood.
- The whole story is a mix of the very worst anime clichés you can find, together with a [acid burst]-poor translation, make a game that isn't even worthy to kiss FFVI's toes... and still fans praise it as the best game of all time, as many people had it as their first RPG.
- This idolizing led to a ton of shitty sequels, prequels and spinoffs, each one either worse than the other (Dirge of Cerebrus) or simply showing us how much better the game would have been if the main character had been a cheery person who could handle battles on his own (Crisis Core).
- God dammit Nomura.