(Not watching Sci-Fi, just playing too much XIII-2. PARADOX PARADOX PARADOX PARADOX PARADOX

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Posted on: August 16, 2013, 05:24:46 PM
Taylor scanned the room while she waited, looking for something to catch her eye... And sure enough, something did. A bright purple ladder sitting in the corner. "That's an odd color for a ladder," she remarked.
ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE A STEPLADDER, Sam said suddenly.
"Not sure there's much of a difference..." she replied.
PERHAPS NOT TO INFERIOR EYES LIKE YOURS, BUT TO HIGHLY ATTUNED SENSORS LIKE MINE THE DIFFERENCE IS OBVIOUS, Sam responded snarkily.
"Yeah, that's definitely a stepladder, Taylor," HeatGabumon added, agreeing with the AI.
GLAD TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF YOU IS AT LEAST SEMI COMPETENT AT LIFE, Sam snarked.
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" Taylor snapped.
"I think Sam just insulted you," the Digimon replied.
"HE INSULTED YOU TOO!" she yelled, before looking at the Digivice that stored Sam. "AND WEREN'T YOU ASLEEP OR SOMETHING?"
AI'S DON'T SLEEP, GENIUS. AND AI'S ALSO CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LADDER AND A STEPLADDER. IT'S QUITE LOGICAL, SOMETHING YOUR PUNY BRAIN SEEMS UNABLE TO HANDLE, the AI replied.
"Oh shut up. That's a ladder, end of story," she said in a huff.
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STEPLADDER!", HeatGabumon and Sam responded in unison.
"I SAID SHUT IT!"
(MORE LADDER GAG!

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