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« on: January 05, 2014, 10:49:18 AM »
Taylor awoke to a tapping on her shoulder. As she turned around... there HE was. "GAH! MR. BONDING! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?" she screamed, kicking him in the chest. "BOBERT!"
"Frrrooooggg..." the Frogadier croaked somewhat sleepily.
"Use Surf to escort Mr. Hanlov out of the facilities please!" Bobert looked at her inquiringly. "Yeah, you should probably use the VIP exit..." she replied.
"FROOOGGG!!!" Bobert replied happily as he let loose a mighty torrent of water that shoved Mr. Bonding down a nearby pit in the Secret Base. Taylor walked over and quickly boarded up the hole, which she had planned to do the next day.
"Perfect..." she said as she went back to sleep. Luckily the water dried quickly in the fort, so everything was dry not long afterwards.
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Meanwhile, on an undisclosed side of Mt. Chimney...
A small side vent steamed ominously as grunts of pain could be heard faintly. Their volume slowly rose until the steam suddenly stopped. The ground near the vent began to rumble, faster and faster until... A man was launched out of the vent, seemingly on fire, and flew into the distance until he disappeared. As he flew over, he could be heard shouting something about "BONDING TIME," a most feared and highly illegal practice outlawed in every region.
The side vent continued to steam, but not nearly as ominously as before.