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« on: February 20, 2014, 06:44:54 PM »
Meanwhile, somewhere in the skies between Kalos and Hoenn
Taylor was just relaxing on the bed in the private jet provided by Devon Corp when she heard a weird banging sound. She shrugged it off as nothing but a few minutes later she heard it again... and louder... Carefully she got up and looked around, following the direction of the sound. As she got closer, words became audible...
"o... powers..."
She sincerely hoped it wasn't who she thought it was, but sure enough, a few more words became audible.
"bonding... time..."
She quickly found the source of the sounds and lo and behold, it was Mr. Bonding. "The hell are you doing here? How the hell are you here?" she asked. He shrugged nonchalantly as if it shouldn't be much of a surprise. Admittedly it wasn't; he was better at finding his way into places than a Diglett finding a new cave. She called Darunia out, who easily picked him up by his shirt collar and carried him over to the emergency exit. Taylor secured herself into a nearby seat as Darunia opened the door, causing a small vacuum effect. He effortlessly punted the creep out the door thousands of miles above the surface and then quickly closed it.
"Goro," he said plainly, his work done.
"Thanks, buddy." He grunted in happiness as Taylor threw him a delicious turkey sandwich as a reward, Darunia's favorite.
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As Mr. Bonding plummeted earthward, he screamed in dismay. "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BONDING TIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE..."
(I was gonna post this earlier but MAINTENANCE)