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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:40:10 PM »

Red Dead Redemption.

I will be purchasing this and I wanna know all the bad thing from the so called perfect western game.

Sure.

- Damn you Horseshoe minigame, why you gotta be so frustrating?
- Multiplayer modes could have so much impact, but you can't play Poker online, or Blackjack, or do [parasitic bomb] like awesome co-op bank robbing events unless you just pick free play and mess around. (it could have been PERFECT PERFECT).
- Soundtrack is excellent, but not enough spaghetti western funkyness.
- Hunting and gathering challenges. I found out I had to kill 5 birds when I found out birds could be killed. After having killed an entire ecosystem of wildlife around the world. And that ecosystem didn't count a single point towards the challenge because I hadn't killed those damn birds yet. >_>
- ...did that kidnapped maiden just die BECAUSE I TOOK ONE MORE SECOND TO SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD? AND NOW IT'S SAVED IN THE MAIN STORYLINE? GOD DAMMIT REALISM.
- What do you mean I can't camp and save anywhere near settlements? I know it's ridiculous if I set up a camp right in the middle of town, but as I see nowhere I can sleep in around here, it'd ridiculous to run 100 more meters in that direction where IT'S WILDERNESS ENOUGH for me to camp and save my game.
- Where the hell is my next bounty? I had so much fun with my last one. Damn hard-to-look-for Wanted posters.

Anything else, I haven't even explored 10% of the game, and I've clocked in tens of hours in it. So far, it's got so much stuff, it's friggin' perfect. Yes, it is the "Perfect Western Game" indeed. You know that notion of "You can do anything!" in hype for Fable games? They nailed it in this game, in my opinion. No marriage or kids, but you can pretty much do anything there is to be done in a fictional wild west setting. My favorite thing to do is to stand on top of a train with a friend, on opposite sides, and race towards the middle, all while shooting each other with loose aim. =P

(Gimme some time, I'll work on getting the other games done on this post)

Hey, have you ever played...
Rayman 3?

If not, then maybe you played Mario & Luigi(the first one)?

IMMA AWAITIN YOUR REPLY!

Alright, Rayman it is.

- YAY POWERUP. Wait... it lost its effect in like 3 seconds. >_> Why make me more powerful if I can only use this power in puzzles?
- AM I GRINDING THROUGH RAINBOW DIMENSIONS FOR LEVEL TRANSITIONS WHAT THE HELL
- "Livid" Dead, huh? God dammit I wanted some zombies. ;_;
- Bit linear and tight compared to the previous outings.
- Camera issues.
- Okay, so the first game and second game were absolute incredible revolutions of gameplay and action unlike anything we've seen before. What does this one bring to the table that's new and innovative? >_>

I don't think any game is truly flawless, but I'm going to post one anyway.

No More Heroes. There's an easy one.

Alright.

- Repetitive gameplay.
- FUN JOBS GIVE LITTLE MONEY, UNFUN JOBS GIVE BIG BUCKS
- All wrestling moves look pretty much the same.
- Letz Shake = Cop-out. I was promised ten ranking bosses dammit. >_>
- Most fights can be beaten by dodging and mashing A, dodging and mashing A. Why do you even need the wrestling moves?
- Easy peasy.

Nah, pick the one you can say the most about

Gunstar Super/Future Heroes it is.

- Remake? Sequel? Why make it anyway?
- Not just worse than the Godly first one, but there's pretty much no comparison.
- Character redesigns suck massive big monkey bawls.
- 3 choices of weapon ain't no substitute for the awesome combinations we used to have!
- Stop sucking so much, schmup helicopter section! You were made by the Ikaruga people, why do you suck so much?
- MINE LEVEL YOU CAN FLY IN THE MIDDLE THAT AIN'T NO WAY TO REMAKE THE BEST BOSS BATTLE OF ALL TIME

GOD DAMMIT WHY WAS THIS GAME NECESSARY. Remakes aren't meant to be worse than the original. >_> AND IS IT A SEQUEL OR A REMAKE


Okay, all done. Bring me more games, or give me some feedback.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:59:58 PM »

Heh... Did you only play the first Legends game? Or did you play the second as well?

Also... hmm... Final Fantasy IX.

Just the first.

- WHY SO MANY RANDOM ENCOUNTERS
- On a ninth game, it would be expected to finally give up the old FF system (which wouldn't be dropped until XII, but still)
- No lovely bishonen cast of main characters I can write into my wonderful fanfics
- Soundtrack not as good as previous games
- Good to have a throwback to old fantasy style, NOT good to see pretty much a complete lack of evolution in the series

Lunchtime now. Will continue later. One game per reply, thank you.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:47:10 PM »

I didn't see you mention UNDERWATER LURCHING in your Legends criticism. Even if you mentioned moving, the lurching is in a category of its own.

Golden Sun. Do them both; they were conceived as a single game, so criticize them as such. ^_^

Never played them, sorry. Should someday.

It was fixed in the PSP version and with some emulator settings on epsxe and pcsx.

Wasn't a part of any community when I played it, so I just inserted the ISO on the emu and that was it.

Superman 64

It would kinda make more sense if this was a "Good things said about bad games", but whatever.

- Controls
- Missions
- Graphics
- "Story"
- EVERYTHING
- ...THE FACT THAT THEY PRETTY MUCH INTENDED A SEQUEL

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:40:21 PM »

No Gunstar Heroes? The how about itīs sequel/remake...whatever Gunstar super heroes?
Also I doubt you can find much against Half Life, Mafia - City of lost heaven and Super Mario World.

Choose one.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:36:06 PM »

Well then, why don't you start with Okami?

Gladly!

- Why the hell do you need a scenery transition to fight? What is this, a JRPG?
- Why so much rolling of things? I want fun [parasitic bomb] happening.
- Some of the shapes you need to draw are unnecessarily complicated. Inverted Q for a bomb? Prone to failing at times.
- This is one of the games that provides me with more 2D models in a 3D environment. I like feeling like I'm in a painting, but these trees look ridiculous!
- Zelda style? Cool. Where be dem cool fun gadgets and items, dawg?

Posted on: May 30, 2010, 14:31:46

Megaman Legends 1&2.

They're not my favorite games by a long shot, I just like to hear bad things about them.

Aye.

- ARGH VOICES
- WALKING
- TURNING
- MOVING AS A WHOLE AAAAAARGH
- Repetitive environments
- Strafe and shoot = beat any boss
- Short game

(I played it on the PSP. PS1 emulator. IT WAS FRUSTRATING TO MOVE)

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:13:52 PM »

Flash should totally have a thread where we name games and he names 10 bad things about them

http://forum.rockmanpm.com/index.php?topic=4708.0

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Gaming / I say bad things about your favorite games!

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:11:43 PM »

Okay, we played along with the idea of a topic like this in the Sonic Colors topic. So tell me your very favoritest games, the ones you think are absolutely brilliant and have no flaws at all. And I'll [acid burst] you off incredibly by saying at least 5 slightly justifiable bad things about them! No arguments allowed, except if I make any mistake on which game this or that factors into. I promise to make your very favoritest games look like complete pieces of crap.

One rule, though. No Gunstar Heroes. Try as I might, I just can't find anything to criticize about that one. Seriously.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:03:37 PM »

New Zealand wins against Serbia in friendly.

Could NZ team is more dangerous than I thought?
I'll support them all the way.

...what?

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Gaming / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Wii, PS3, 360, iPhone)

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:06:26 PM »

Agreed. Im eager to play it.

I just hope we get a remake in the vein of Rocket Knight, for example. That captured the old feel, and was pretty damn good.

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Off The Wall / Re: Fandom Stupidity

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:05:40 PM »

Yep, I am sooo totaly watching Van Helsing tonigh on TV..you know...getting some vampire killing tips

Watch Let The Right One In. Back when Twilight was in theaters, it was hailed as "The other, BETTER vampire movie" by critics. I saw it, and it's probably the best vampire movie of all time. Seriously.

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Gaming / Re: The Pre-E3 2010 Discussion Thread - HYPE SEASON! NEWS SEASON!

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:03:54 PM »

Mafia II and Fallout: New Vegas seem to have quite alot of potencial. I remember loving their predecessors. I just hope to see more gameplay and concrete details.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 30, 2010, 01:01:58 PM »

Probably due to the fact that autism is being over-diagnosed (i.e. for the kids who want to gravy train their way through life, I'm guessing).

Autism is diagnosed for pretty much every single reserved kid nowadays. I'd probably be diagnosed with it back when I was in middle school. Then I punched my dad in the face and got a part-time job. Independence is something beautiful, and you can liberate yourself awesomely.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:55:31 PM »

And that's the tragic thing too.  I love his older stuff, like the ones you just mentioned.  Hell, Absolute Hush was the first Absolute I bought (Goddamn the Absolutes are sooooooooo beautiful). 

I love Absolutes, but I don't see the need when it's smaller arcs, like Hush or Green Lantern Rebirth. I can understand the need for Absolute Watchmen, or Absolute Sandman, but why make such a huge book for something slimmer than my tongue?

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself

« on: May 30, 2010, 12:52:19 PM »

She does have a personality. Unfortunately, it's the personality of a stuck up, sadistic cheerleader.

Why overcomplicate the word "[sonic slicer]"?

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Off The Wall / Re: Fandom Stupidity

« on: May 30, 2010, 04:40:04 AM »

No doubts there. Why not go the whole shebang with the vampire-slaying? A stake through the heart and decapitation to sort them out.

Because it doesn't have enough explosions.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 30, 2010, 04:39:38 AM »

I should get an action replay, since my friend uses it to rub my face in it, him and his stupid unlimited rare candies and master balls.
I hope his game crashes.

Only schmucks level up normally.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Wii, PS3, 360, iPhone)

« on: May 30, 2010, 04:39:00 AM »

Thats the least I heard.
I heard more complaints about physics, and how it takes too long to get to his top speed running animation.

for that matter- his top speed running animation is pretty bad.

So, improving animation and the jumping looks a bit floaty. Other than that, the game itself actually looks pretty good.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:52:33 AM »

Who cares?

I do.  So what are they thinking?

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Off The Wall / Re: Fandom Stupidity

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:50:46 AM »

If they want to be vampires and werewolves, there's only one solution. Wooden stakes and silver bullets. They want to live like that, they can die like that too. Slowly and painfully, might I add...

Laugh as we might, we know we're all thinking of how cool it would be if we could silver-tip some revolver bullets, load up our guns and go shooting some vampires/werewolves. =P

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:48:32 AM »

You know what? [tornado fang] it. I ain't leaving just because of people. I'm just going to stay here and true to myself, regardless of what people think.

Have a nice day.

What do people think?

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:23:27 AM »

I liked how his B.T. got hotter the angrier he got.
But I really just skimmed. I saw a red hulk on the cover of a book at borders, so I skimmed through.
it was meh. but it was rulk that caught my eyes. I was like, "wait- I know there's a green, and gray one- theres a RED one now?"

...and a blue one.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:22:37 AM »

Lol, go for it.

Tomorrow. It's a bit late right now.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Wii, PS3, 360, iPhone)

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:13:43 AM »

Adding in a song for Super Sonic. That's it.

Hope they fix the non-rotative jumping animation.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 03:12:33 AM »

Battle Chasers, eh? I gotta check it out then. : P

What was the revelation? I didn't even bother with Red Hulk.

Don't. If you like it, it's unfinished, and he doesn't seem like he will be finishing it soon.

...oh, and Red Hulk is General Ross and Red She-Hulk is Betty.

If anyone cared about this spoiler at all, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING RULK

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: May 30, 2010, 02:49:37 AM »

I know that death of someone you love(even more so your own son) is/can be/probably is devastating. It might affect you in many ways.
Which does not change the fact, that he should be, at least for the most part, over it now. Yet, he keeps making crap.
Why?
Because he's a hack? Probably.
Everyone praises his old DC stuff... maybe he's just not able to accomplish anything on the Marvel side?
Possibly.
Why does Marvel even let him write their big stuffs?
WAKARIMASEN LOL

At least Ultimates 3 had pretty pictures. : >

Ultimates 3 is by Joe Madureira. If your'e a 90's fan, or a Battle Chasers fan, just pretend the talk bubbles don't exist and look at the pretty art.

And yes, it's scary how much crap Loeb has shat out. Red Hulk alone has been one of the very worst arcs I've ever read. And the revelation was simply stupid.