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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 02:15:44 AM »
Super Mario Galaxy.

- Purple coins.
- Can't choose comet missions.
- Almost no Luigi at all.
- Too small of a hub.
- CRIMINALLY underused Red Star. AND WHERE IS IT IN GALAXY 2, DAMMIT?! I WANNA FLY

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: June 01, 2010, 02:03:35 AM »
She had a low cut shirt on the other day, and this company is tattoo-friendly, which makes me getting tattoos a lot easier. =D
Also lol.
And that makes it the best job HOW?

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 02:02:37 AM »
Hmm, Interesting.

Katamari: hit me up, G.

- The first homely levels are almost always the hardest ones somehow.
- Franchise built on the concept of a single game criticizing commercialism. Lawl.
- "Catch only x" levels. FFFFFFFFFF
- [tornado fang] YOU KING MY KATAMARI IS BIG ENOUGH
- Kills my licour budget because it's SO GOOD to play while drunk.


Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Finally! Something recent and which I have played not longer than a year ago!

- Titans are incredibly annoying to fight against, and it pisses me off that they're just retoolings of the Bane fight. Bane, a guy who is less of a brute and more like the one criminal mastermind who schemed carefully and defeated Batman amazingly. (Knightfall hell yeah)
- Why so many gargoyles?
- The bosses are uncharacteristically dull. Which is strange, as Batman bosses have TONS of possibilities.
- Final boss is a major dissapointment. I was expecting a labyrinthic mirror palace, a house of fools, a real maze of the mind to trick us and to get Batman to use his actual detective skills to get through it. Instead, we get something that's in-character, but kinda painful to see the Joker do.
- Some mazes (specially those in which you can't use the bat-rope) get kind of annoying to climb through.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:33:21 AM »
Loco Roco.

Give it to me, baby.

- Songs eventually get VERY MUCH ON YOUR NERVES
- The fact that each level eventually gets repeated in another world makes the game get boring.
- Some of those jumps are just stupid to try and retry and retry to make. >_>
- Loco House isn't really any fun to be honest, other than to have the critters do a small circuit.
- Needed to be a little bit shorter, or contain more elements and more kinds of stuff in levels.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:12:50 AM »
Um OK this maybe? ^^

Super Metroid <3
I guess. I really don't remember playing these anymore, and I was mainly a Sega kid all the way in my childhood, so all these Nintendo titles I played once or twice max. But I'll give it a try.

- R button diagonal aiming gets a bit bothersome at first.
- Boss battles really haven't aged well.
- You can get stuck easily and quickly.
- ...aparently not memorable enough that I can nitpick it further
- ...although I was kinda drunk when I played it. I think.

I hope Noitu Love 2's WiiWare version will be awesome.

Didn't even know they were making one.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Colors (Wii, DS)
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:00:47 AM »
http://www.sonicstadium.org/news/rumour-sonic-colours-info-from-nintendo-power

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Shadzter
RUMOUR: Sonic Colours Info From Nintendo Power

Long time member of Find The Computer Room Forum shadowthehedgehog claims to have an early subscription copy of Nintendo Power’s next issue due out 8th June which we reported to contain a huge 6 page Sonic Colours preview. shadowthehedgehog has posted up some details from the preview which you can read in the below quotes -

    Thanks to my awesomeness I have read the issue of Nintendo Power featuring the game:

    The game looks pretty nice, think of it as a prettier looking version of the Wii version of Unleashed, the two zones that were featured were Sweet Mountain zone, and Tropical Reservoir zone, and the former is a mountain of pastries, the said they wanted to include the crazy level designs from the old games, which is fine by me. It also said that in the 3D sections it will focus more on running from A-B akin to the Daytime stages of Unleashed, while the 2D sections will be more for platforming.

    The DS version, can easily be called Sonic Rush 3, it looks exactly like those games, even the tension gauge is there, they said it would be similar to the Wii version.

    Tails appears in the story but Sonic will be the only playable, they said the story is simple, light, and goofy, which is fine by me. Knuckles, and Shadow may also make an appearance in the game.

    If someone has scans, please show them, because seeing it, is better than me explaining it.

    Oh and Eggmanland makes a return, Yaaayyyy.

    Last time I checked the storybook games didn’t have platforming, and there will be platforming.

    Also there’s a level with giant Cheeseburgers.

    I’m being serious, its really there, you also bounce off jello.

No scans or photo’s are provided so take this as rumour for now but if true it sure sounds like we’re getting a return of some of the wacky and fun levels we’ve come to expect from the 2D Sonic games, only this time they will be in part 3D for the Wii version at least. We’ll let you know when we see some confirmation of these details and more.

Thanks to spiny blue at the SSMB for the heads up!

...pretty much confirmed for crap Wii version. >_> And seriously, as fun as it once was, we don't need a Rush 3.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 12:57:27 AM »
Sorry, I'm nostalgia chick...!

Radiant Silvergun
STILL TRYING TO FIND A DAMN COPY AAAAAAAAARGH

Noitu Love 2.
God I loved that.

- WSAD = still not as good as d-pad for platforming action.
- Mouse controls were good, but a bit overused for movement itself
- Too damn short
- Too incredibly awesome for there to be anything like it again Lost faith in games, man. ;_;
- Specially when the first game's a Mega Man clone without ranged attacks. >_>


HALO.
Ah, awesome. Remember, first game, first system only.

- LIBRARY'S A [tornado fang]ing LABYRINTH
- COVVIE SHIP IS A [tornado fang]ing LABYRINTH
- No online multiplayer (yet)
- No ability to make out with Cortana (MAI WAIFU)
- Turret guns can't be carried yet.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: June 01, 2010, 12:31:28 AM »
Anyone wanna take these two for me? Played Shantae a long time ago (was also drunk) and Contra 4 is... well, it's Contra. It's like nitpicking Tetris.

Gimme more recent titles, dudes.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: June 01, 2010, 12:04:18 AM »
And now my J-roflcopter goes "purupurupurupi-!".
Isn't that the sound boobs make in anime?

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:55:44 PM »
Rocket Knight.

- Easier difficulty than other titles.
- No golden armor fight.
- Final boss kinda dissapointing.
- Offensive game towards pigs.
- Ranged attack serves little to no purpose.


Was Majora's Mask done already?

-AAAAAA QUIT LOOKING AT ME MOON
- FUCKIN' ridiculously quick time limit!
- Comeback to Young Link after obviously superior Adult Link
- Too many sidequests to get Fierce Deity
- We don't actually have any kind of conclusion to the story. Did he find Navi or what? Zelda games are great at asking questions, shitty at truly answering them.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:34:48 PM »
I think you overdid a little...
Why is it the best job ever, anyhow?

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:33:56 PM »
lol I KNOW RIGHT?

Also, I'd like to see Ocarina of Time done.
If OoT has already been done, how about some Fable II?
OOT's been done. Let's try Fable 2.

- Clothes/armor have no battle stat impact?
- WHY DO I ONLY GET THIN IF I EAT CELERY
- Yay, I grew stronger! Awww, I grew unnatractive.
- Best character in the game was only present for a little while.
- Worst final boss ever.

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Mega Man 3
Did a Mega Man General already.

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Virtual On: Oratonio Tangram
Don't consider myself well-versed in the game enough to nitpick it.

Jak 3
Now we're talking! I LOVED this game. Still one of my favorites.

- Huge awesome desert wasteland with tons of potencial... whole thing ridiculously underused. Who cares about the city anymore now?
- All-terrain buggies still not as awesome and don't handle as well as the ships/flying cars. (they're pretty awesome still)
- Leaping lizard can only be used in one city.
- Some missions, like the Pac-Man one and the dark eco deactivation, are boring minigames. There is a HUUUUGE wasteland, new city and new world to explore, why are we given these shitty tasks?
- New weapons are received too damn often, and although they're seriously awesome, it kinda takes away the novelty.


Jet Set Radio.
Man, so many memories...

- No way to just repeat missions without going over the whole game again.
- Beautiful city to explore... TIME CONSTRAINT ARGH
- Too many damn tiny Graffiti Souls.
- Hard to get the secret characters.
- Knowing that nobody, NOBODY will ever be as awesome as Cube.



...nobody.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:18:47 PM »
lol

I got a job, and my boss has the coat of arms of Hogwarts tattooed on her chest.

BEST JOB AHOY
...just because your boss has that tattooed on her...

Her CHEST? You've seen her chest, huh? That means you're getting special priveleges BESIDES DENTAL. 8D And yes, that might make it the best job ever. Until you stop being boss' sex slave and have to make room for another one, that is. Make sure you don't say "TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR" everytime she underperforms during sex.

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Off The Wall / Re: Fandom Stupidity
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:16:04 PM »
You know what fandom I hate?

TF2.

These people make all the classes gay with each other.
It makes me sad :<
It's a damn good game. The fact that the classes are so expressive makes everyone do constant memes with them.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: May 31, 2010, 10:02:10 PM »
School is making everyone tired
I just pulled two all-nighters in order to study for a college exam, and I feel GREAT. Isn't that right, talking mexican watermelon standing right beside me?

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:49:07 PM »
GOD DAMN THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HEAT

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Gaming / Re: The Official Pokémon Black & White Discussion Thread
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:48:05 PM »
Source
I LOVE SHOKO. Will she chew on another cat's head this time?

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:47:32 PM »
FOR THE LULZ!

I don't know... why does your name sound familiar? Weren't you here before at one point?
No idea, but according to his gamertag's in-game achievements, he has horrible taste. 8D

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:45:32 PM »
My mistake, he can still do it anyways.
Nah, you did it pretty well. Sorry, Talyn. Anyway, let's get to work.

Now, Zone of the Enders 2 (and if you say Ken's tits, you're temp banned!  8D)
AW-RITE. Hard one for me, since I consider this to be the best damn mech game of all time, but let's go.

- VECTOR CANNON IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER why can't we use it practically more often >_>
- Aw, man. Zero Shift is so damn cool. ...and we get it close to the end of the game.
- Tons of ridiculously cool mechs to pilot and fight, and we can't play the whole game as Anubis or Vic Viper, just a crappy multiplayer mode. WHY
- As cool as the AI fight was, recycling last game's last boss is kinda weak. >_>
- Love Dingo. WHY does he have to be called "Dingo"? Seriously. DINGO?
- "MY MECH IS DAMAGED. CARRY MEEEEEE"
- Why change characters? Dingo has alot more potencial than Leo, and motive to fight against Bahram, but why just... switch protagonists like that?
- Too many weapons, so little time.
- ...I hate having to listen for that guy's cries just to find him in the container.
- That last war-like mech battle between tons of mechs... WHY does it mean I gotta play babysitter to tons of mechs? It could have been awesome to rip through things with my own private army.

...


- Ken's bajoombas, fruit mommas, love melons.


Hah, this is entertaining stuff to read.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Not a hard one to critique, there, but it's fun to.
Alright, let's see...

- RED FIRE EVERYWHERE IN RED FIRE WORLD AND RED WALLS TO GO THROUGH. WHEN IS THIS DAMN GATE QUEST GONNA END
- Hey, you know that horrible gate quest? Guess what... you're gonna have to do it alot more times, on gates all over the world. 8D
- I AM THE EVIL ARCHMAGE, FEAR MY... oh I just died like any common enemy
- Congratulations, sir. You are the head of the magic academy. Pretty much this world's Dumbledore. Now don't forget, if you mistakingly take any kind of worthless old item from any mage property, you're EXPELLED FROM YOUR OWN ACADEMY
- Alright, for this next Mage Academy quest, I need to rescue this really weak guy who's been living in a cave. Oh, here he is. Now he's following me so I can take him to safety. Hm, he's not gonna take this old stuff he left in this cave, so I might as well... huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TEMPORARILY EXPELLED? What do you mean I have to go search for ridiculously rare drops (which will take me a whole week) before I can finish this mission? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT AS I CAN'T FINISH THIS [tornado fang]ing MISSION, THIS WEAK BOZO HAS TO FOLLOW ME UNTIL I'M DONE? EVEN THOUGH I CAN JUST DROP HIM WITH YOU, BUT YOU DO NOT LET ME. MAGE ACADEMY STEWART, I [tornado fang]ing HATE YOU.

I actually love this game, BUT THAT [tornado fang]ing MISSION

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 03:32:19 PM »
Warped is Crash Bandicoot 3 you know
Hohohohoho silly me.  :V I was imagining Wrath of Cortex for a second. Sure, I'll nitpick it. Do it as soon as I come back from my exam.

I call that "the Disney effect" because of the way they tend to handle death. Bambi's probably the best example of this sort of thing. Oh no, Bambi's mom is dead... that was unexpectedly sad and... What the hell? Animals singing happily in the springtime?
Bambi has a change of seasons, though. You can see time has passed, and the scene lasts long enough for it to have an effect. The snowboarding minigame when everyone's still supposed to be mourning was just a stupid transition. Although it fit right in with my point of view. "Ding dong, the [sonic slicer] is dead!"

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:55:50 PM »
Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Urgh. Skipped them after the main trilogy, CTR and Bash.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:15:51 PM »
Hmm, Darkwing Duck NES?
Newp. Why don't you try?

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:54:32 PM »
Flash: You're completely right about the OoT thing. That would've made more sense. Instead of CHOOSE THIS TO PLAY THE SONG... BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO INPUT IT WHILE PLAYING THE OCARINA!

Hmm... The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Surprisingly, haven't played it yet. Doesn't help that they're still selling a copy at full price at my local store.

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:53:36 PM »
Classic Dungeon for the PSP


You play as this every-day soon-to-become hero called Soma who just explored a cave with his friend Pudding. They later visit an open-field island where they meet the white hair magic girl Deathpina.

It does look like a dungeon crawler at first, but it doesn't lock you to grids at all. It's completely free-roaming and you can also jump and slash with your weapon without any wait in-between attacks. You can at anytime switch between Modern and Retro style music in the Settings.

The humor and visual style of the game is similar to Half Minute Hero and 3D Dot Heroes. Since it's made by Nippon Ichi, it has a bit Disgaea things here and there. The game also has a edit mode similar to 3D Dot Heroes, where you can create any kind of character you like. ^^

The song between 1:15 and 2:14 in the trailer... O^O
The ocarina/flute tunes makes my heart warm and happy~ >oo<
FINALLY, Nippon Ichi makes something besides the same old tired Disgaea drivel. It was starting to get kind of annoying.

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