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Off The Wall / Re: FIFA world cup 2010, where surprise happened.

« on: June 28, 2010, 02:17:02 AM »

Oh, I love football drama.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2010 Discussion Thread & Lounge (Jun 13, 2010 - June 19, 2010)

« on: June 28, 2010, 02:16:50 AM »

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-gHi1mpPRs[/youtube]

*Jimmy Fallon actually remembers the bit about collecting hearts in Kid Icarus*

*proud smile*

Jimmy plays awfully.

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 28, 2010, 02:13:04 AM »

...

Okay, this conversation's over.

You were offensive and offered an italian-american stereotype as the only answer to "assholes". Now it seems like I'm the one offending YOU? Hahahahahaha!

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Gaming / Re: New Vanquish gameplay trailer!

« on: June 28, 2010, 02:09:02 AM »

Actual gameplay vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxVt6qxDFM[/youtube]

So basically, it's a fast-paced Gears. And we haven't even been shown the jets yet.

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Gaming / Re: Classic Games for 3DS

« on: June 28, 2010, 02:07:41 AM »

Anyone ever tell you that you can be an amazingly good sport when you're trying not to be?  

Thank you. And you can be incredibly non-annoying when I actively ignore you. I think we're on to something here!

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 08:41:14 PM »

Exhibit A:

Doesn't that face look punchable?

So your definition of an [dark hold], is a derogative definition of the Italian American stereotype. And following by your replies, nobody else could be defined as an "[dark hold]".

Congratulations, now I want to punch YOU.

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Gaming / Re: Classic Games for 3DS

« on: June 27, 2010, 08:35:55 PM »

(Derivative bullshit that strays away from the fact that I was right)

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 11:48:14 AM »

Not my style, personally.  While I do believe in the "Khushrenada" philosophy that it's in human nature to fight, I just look at is as a waste of time, in which I can be doing more important things like finding new music to listen to or developing my already fantastic brain.

Experiences still not had aren't able to be enjoyed. You'll have one. Sooner or later.

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Off The Wall / Re: RPM's Personal Meet-up or Who on RPM would you like to meet?

« on: June 27, 2010, 10:33:18 AM »

But haven't you heard? God is dead!

It falls under the category of "existentialist metaphysics" - whether we are as we believe we are or not, to put it in very blunt terms. I have a ton of ideas like that banging around my head right now, so I'm dabbling in writing a bit of existentialist neo-sci-fi.

(Insert here that one PvP comic where Brent goes to a black board and sees the words "God is dead", erases them, and writes "Nietzsche is dead")

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 10:28:59 AM »

Self-important douches?
And "assholes and jackasses" is a bit vague. I'm guessing you mean guidos or something.

Why would I m...
...you have a very simplistic mind to who is good or bad. Why would guidos, of all people in the world, be the only ones to fit that description? Excuse me, but that sounds offensive to me.

Uh the budget cuts at my school are so bad that they got rid of the lockers and summer school.  Well I'm sure if they got rid of the lockers because of that since those have been gone since a little before I got into high school.  They still have lockers for PE but I don't have PE anymore nor do I play a sport anyway. 

Besides I don't have the means or knowledge of how to accuire or stuff said porn into his locker.

I was just giving an example. Think colorfully, and you'd be able to make this person's life a living hell.

Well there's that, but mostly it's because of my ego.  I realized at an early age that I was better than the rest of humanity and that me fighting with them was a complete waste of my precious time.

Oh, come on, it's still really fun to fight. Seriously, I really think you should give it a try. You don't know what you're missing.

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Off The Wall / Re: FIFA world cup 2010, where surprise happened.

« on: June 27, 2010, 10:24:13 AM »

That's most probably not far from the real thing. But there'd be more ranting about how this means they should all pledge their souls to their "dear leader" or something. And no imagery, obviously.

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 04:42:46 AM »

I thought this was about people we hate, not just bullies, but then I guess bullies don't really respond to words well; they only seem to communicate with primordial grunts, shoving and various acts of violence.

I also mentioned assholes and jackasses. Who do you hate who is neither?

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Entertainment / Re: What are you listening to?

« on: June 27, 2010, 04:35:21 AM »

Don't judge me.

Too late.

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 04:34:35 AM »

Give me any example of any moment in life where any kind of [dark hold], bully or [Bumpity-Boom!] was psychologically hurt by razor-sharp wit.

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Off The Wall / Re: RPM's Personal Meet-up or Who on RPM would you like to meet?

« on: June 27, 2010, 03:53:26 AM »

I wouldn't mind getting buzzed on shots of rum, but not wine or beer. Although I've never tried beer.

Also: What I would want to do for fun is spike everything I drink with rum for a day...

Most beer is crap. Good beer is good.

And why don't you like wine?

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 03:52:41 AM »

Sharp wit is deadly in the right hands.

Only in movies.

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Off The Wall / Re: FIFA world cup 2010, where surprise happened.

« on: June 27, 2010, 03:37:32 AM »

WE GONNA KICK SOME SPANIARD AAAAAAAAASS

POR-TU-GAL!
POR-TU-GAL!
POR-TU-GAL!

So pumped. We're gonna win this damn thing. The world cup, we're taking it home. BY STORM.

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 03:35:41 AM »

To be honest, I've always wanted to verbally abuse people I've never liked rather than physically abuse them. Seeing their pride destroyed in front of people is more satisfying than seeing their face destroyed, though I would mix in a few smacks to make them look childish.

Verbally abusing people destroys their pride? How? Unless you're revealing deep secrets of them to the world, I don't see how saying anything to anyone is going to "destroy their pride".

I would want to hurt somebody, but what if the police start to appear out of nowhere?

Claim self-defense.

True, but the thing is right now, I'm not in the city where "anything goes because the cops are busy". I'm in the freaking suburbs, where there's "neighborhood watches" and promoting "a safe community", amongst other BS. We usually don't have police in our schools, because if you've seen the school I'm in, they either have no reason to or they can't live up to their word. All people can get away with is verbal abuse, and if you compare that to online trolling, it's pretty easy to ignore. For example, I used to know this goth kid who'd swipe a candy bar every so often from the lunch line (even though he had a lunch and is supposedly "rich" by knowing celebrities), one stern look in the eyes and a shout to his face was enough to scare him from me, and set his fat ass on its merry way. Didn't even have to slam his head to a desk (even though I would've REALLY want to, even now). Usually, when my mouth is open and fuming, that's enough for people to get off my back, and there's not much reason to hate the people. Unless I wanna pull off a "Dark Knight", and make a personal vendetta to make everyone good to the world's standards.

And the places they choose to fight couldn't be any worse. Last year, 2 kids fought and wound up to the hospital. The scene? The street across from the school, not even half a mile away. It's even visible from the windows in the front of the school! Honestly, they're not even worth fighting for a grudge, or blowing off some steam. Might as well head into "Gotham City", aka. Chicago, Illinois. 

Karate tournaments, on the other hand... 

If you live in a peaceful community, then do as much as you can to continue to live a peaceful life, and rely on non-direct attacks to destroy people. No attacking when they're looking away, that's cowardice. But putting tons upon tons of live spiders in their pencil case is an option. Do this only if they deserve it, though. Violence should only go to people who deserve it. For example, that fat goth kid loves chocolate, right? Get a syringe, pump a chocolate bar full of the nastiest [parasitic bomb] you can think of, and leave it hanging from your bag, just waiting to be nicked. Then laugh evilly.

This is so true but unfortuantly my school has a strict policy against fighting and if you start a fight or defend yourself you'll get suspended.  Luckily karma paid me back and made the guy who kept on teasing and insulting me over weight, take that you stupid basketball jock.

Karma doesn't exist. But revenge does. Blackmail is good, for example. Stuff like tons upon tons of gay porn magazines stuffed inside his locker so they explode out when he opens it. There's tons of malicious things you can do to a person. BE karma itself.

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Entertainment / Re: Doctor Who

« on: June 27, 2010, 03:22:31 AM »

Okay...

All in all... the best damn finale ever. Seriously. All finales so far featured some kind of Deus Ex Machina which pretty much sucked. This one, however, was built and foreshadowed through the whole season. So it's an incredible win.

It was awesome but FFFFFFFFFFFF BAD GUY STILL NOT REVEALED AND NOW WE GOTTA WAIT LONGER

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Off The Wall / Re: RPM's Personal Meet-up or Who on RPM would you like to meet?

« on: June 27, 2010, 12:24:49 AM »

Not late at night, at least not by myself. Sometimes I go out for a meal or something with my family. Honestly, when it comes down to going out and having fun, my parents are my best friends.

There's tons of stuff to do out at night. I guess you're just not the kind of person to go out. Still, I'd advise you to get some friends out of your family. Family's not always there for you. GOOD friends can make a world of difference when it comes to life. Heck, if it wasn't for my best friend, I wouldn't be alive right now. It's about the big hurdles of life you live through that makes bonds stronger between two people. Kinda reminds me of a quote from Shenmue.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXpDvUDX1C4[/youtube]

From 2:04 onwards. Simplistic, but... surprisingly true.

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Off The Wall / Re: Wanting to Hurt Someone

« on: June 27, 2010, 12:02:12 AM »

[insert Chuck Norris comeback joke here]
But seriously, I'm starting to think fighting's overrated. Now back when I was a kid, I had a couple anger management issues (the cause, here's a hint: it's what 50% of couples do now), and I wanted to take on everyone I could see. I wanted to cut loose, but I wasn't too smart about it and kept getting somebody to watch me because of my "behavior". Of course, that was a long time ago, nowadays I'm more like, "What's this? It looks like I have the option to... *le gasp* ...IGNORE YOU!! "
But if there's one thing about my childhood I regret (not related to my family), it was those Tae-Kwon-Do lessons back when I was 6. It was a good stress reliever, and practice took some things off my mind. Unfortunately, I did have to quit from money issues, but I tried my best to find some martial arts teachers every so often. If I'd get a job soon, maybe I will...but I know enough to make my own "Krav Maga" style.

(And from time to time, I do roughhouse with my sisters and cousins once in a while. )

Ignoring is good, but only when it annoys people the most. When someone does something bad to you, sometimes ignoring it is the worst thing you can do, because it affects you, and the other person thinks he or she can walk all over you. Kick their ass, and they'll be afraid of you.

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Off The Wall / Re: RPM's Personal Meet-up or Who on RPM would you like to meet?

« on: June 26, 2010, 11:57:28 PM »

I don't drink, nor do I care for visiting places like bars, pubs, clubs or assorted other nocturnal watering holes. Personally, I've never seen the appeal. I see most of my peers going out and getting drunk every night of the week, getting sick in the back of police cars and getting hammered by their parents for it. I don't like going out late at night. Where I live, you're very liable to get mugged or beaten up if you stay out late in the bad part of town.

My idea of a fun night is getting some big bottles of Coke or Sprite Zero, munchies and sweets and kicking back with a marathon of Brawl and Mario Kart, followed by watching crap on TV, shouting insults, profanities and crude jokes at eachother and then falling asleep in the wee hours of the morning. I'm not at all ashamed or hesitant to say I still refer to them as "sleepovers" and I tend to hang out with my (slightly younger) brother's friends a lot of the time. I'm a very youthful and childish person when I want to be.

I don't need alcohol to have a good time. Honestly, I get scared when I'm around people who are intoxicated on anything. My family is very clean-living, so I guess I'm used to that. But hey, each to their own, I'm not here to judge. Just leave me out of it, okay? =P

Also: I want to meet Magnus. And Mirby. And Kit. And Blackhook. And Archer. And Strangeman. And Wily. And Borock. And Sniper X.

No getting out of the house?

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Off The Wall / Re: RPM's Personal Meet-up or Who on RPM would you like to meet?

« on: June 26, 2010, 10:54:38 PM »

I knew that (I stated that just because), there's also the beach if you want to get REALLY noisy.

The beach? Bars, nightclubs and concerts are WAY noisier than the beach. Why would the beach be very noisy? Maybe I'm just badly used to my own silent paradisiac beaches. =P

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: June 26, 2010, 10:28:43 PM »

I know this, Flash. But staying positive is a great first step.

Positive that what things will turn out okay. But nobody should be cheerful just for the sake of being. Forcing happiness doesn't help.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4

« on: June 26, 2010, 10:27:14 PM »

Heya, Joe. Hope you like it here.