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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:38:35 AM »

It was pretty fun... a bit odd, but fun...

I should get back to making my Zelda game.

IT CONNECTS ALL THE GAMES IN A COHESIVE TIME*shot*

It doesn't actually, but I'm almost 50% finished.

Man, I wish I could make a Zelda game.

Steampunk world. Middle-aged war veteran Link. Living in his farm, with his wife and kids. Happy.

GANON COMES. FUCKS THE WORLD OVER. KIDNAPS WIFE AND KIDS BECAUSE HIS CHILD IS THE NEXT ZELDA

Link PUTS ON THE FABLED HERO'S UNIFORM. SNAGS THAT MASTER SWORD. Then goes on a quest all over the world to find Ganon.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:35:13 AM »

For genderbending, I say nay...

...but Tyrants that give tentacle r*** mindf***s to hot babes, I approve!

I used to think genderbending would be rad for living in a world where everyone's a hot babe.

...then I read Y: The Last Man.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE LAST MALE ON EARTH ANYMORE. IT'S NOT AS EASY AS DUKE NUKEM MADE IT OUT TO BE.

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Gaming / Re: The Light Myth: Palutena's Mirror / Kid Icarus Thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:32:44 AM »

It sounds to me like he's describing an analogue version of the Metroid Prime Hunters setup.  Not my favorite config, but it does work.  Pit's obviously a bit more nimble than Samus, though, so I'm wondering how dashing/dodging will feel.

Exactly what I'm worried about. Shooting with the left trigger? Balancing the DS on your left hand while using the stylus, or going mad with the thumbstrap or something?

Why can't it have more Panzer Dragoon-like controls? (Starfox-like, for all you Nintendites)

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:30:49 AM »

Yeah, it was bad...

Bad? I loved it. It's an exercise in frustration because EVERYONE WANTS MONEY but it's [tornado fang]ing awesome all the way.

TINGLE GAME, MAN. TINGLE GAME.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:22:14 AM »

So my birthday marks the exact halfway point of a year?

...cool.

Have a happy one, BTW.

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:21:10 AM »

I did. It was a shrine to Tingle. D:

Man, that reminded me of his DS game. JESUS CHRIST that is the creepiest game I have ever played in my entire life.

Imagine a game where EVERYONE IS WARIO. EVERYONE.

EVERYONE.

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Gaming / Re: The Light Myth: Palutena's Mirror / Kid Icarus Thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:19:24 AM »

Seems like one hell of a shooter. I'm just worried about the controls.

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:17:09 AM »

There is that blocked off path behind the Gossip Stones. Maybe that leads to the extra area in OoT-era Hyrule that's accessible via the portal in TP-era Hyrule...

Oh, sure. Get a romhack, maybe they forgot a whole temple back there.

Why are you people still going at this when it's clear that no side will agree with the other one and that it will go on forever and ever and ever and ever and...yeah I think I made myself clear.

Because it's fun. Jeez, lighten up.

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 03:05:42 AM »

o/~ By the way, if you walked in late,
allow me to re-it-er-ate:
the name of this movie is Spy HAAAARD! o/~

"REEEEEEEAL TEMPLE WAS THERE ALL ALOOOOONG"

Bullshit.

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 02, 2010, 02:58:51 AM »

Because no Sage resided there and no obstacles to said Sages involved the Dominion Rod?

That's like asking why TP Link doesn't get to use the Temple of Time to return to his childhood.  It's a simple matter of circumstance.  The Master Sword is what's responsible in both cases.  And it's already well established that the reality-warping effects of your various Hyrulian artifacts may vary depending on what task the current era's Hero is charged with.  It's not as if Link could use the Ocarina of Time to warp back a few days during his journey to defeat Ganon.
At current the Master Sword and Triforce are about the only things mandating a link between LttP and the OoT branches.  Most story points these days may be linked to the Vaati arc, particularly Ganon himself, seeings how OoT Ganon is likely dead in both forks and FSA provides the origin of trident-wielding Ganon.  There are minor hiccups along the way, such as the ambiguity of Minish Cap's "Light Force", but we had such when it was just LttP-to-OoT.

The biggest problem, as I see it, lies with the original NES game.  Ever since the notion first came about that we start at OoT and end at LttP, the original LoZ has left us with one more Ganon death than we can account for, and no effort has been made to address that; unless we're left to simply assume that LttP's Ganon had escaped the seal prior, was killed, revived, and sealed again.  Overall, the original game's backstory has remained very self-contained, with no other title proving itself relevant to its setup.

You say that as if they had it planned out that the Temple of Time was bigger in OOT. The temple was a dingy church.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 02, 2010, 02:57:24 AM »

Please, please, please put that behind a spoiler tag. I'm going to physically get sick and start crying if I see that any more right now.

You're that afraid of a picture? Alriiiiight. I switched it for some scat.

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Gaming / Re: List Those Free Games!

« on: July 02, 2010, 12:55:02 AM »

Now, this is quite an old game. Made by this guy I used to know.
Point and click, lousy animation and halfway decent sceneries, but AMAZING story and overall setting.

It's pretty much unavailable anywhere now, most of the links I found were dead, but there's still a few good ones

http://www.reloaded.org/download/Uncertainty-Machine/203/

It's called The Uncertainty Machine. I'd really like more people to try it out. I recently replayed it, and although it's a bit dissapointing in graphics and animation, it more than makes up for it in story.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 02, 2010, 12:36:07 AM »

Safety first.

Posted on: July 01, 2010, 04:56:40 PMThere can be nothing worse. Not guro, not futanari, not scat porn, not child pron, NOTHING. This thing is pure, digitized evil.

Whatchoo talkin' bout, scat is brilliant.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: July 01, 2010, 10:49:21 PM »

I agree.  It was pretty awesome!

I dunno why, but I'd love a Lex Luthor/Max Lord teamup. It would be so awesome to see.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 01, 2010, 10:44:49 PM »

GUESS WHAT? I found the pic... wasn't sure if it was the one though, had to ask my bro, and he said that was the one, and now I can't find it anymore. What a crock of [parasitic bomb].

Posted on: July 01, 2010, 03:12:29 PMI FOUND IT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH.

It's HILARIOUS.

(edited out because people fear lulzy pictures. HAVE SUM SCAT...)

(...MAN)

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 01, 2010, 09:33:02 PM »

A little bit of everything. It's mostly found on /x/ and /v/.

Alright then. I guess I'll go HUNTAN.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 01, 2010, 09:28:53 PM »

4chan? It's around every week or so.
Yes, I do mean the whole of 4chan.

I just go to /co/ and very rarely /v/. Which are the boards you usually browse?

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: July 01, 2010, 09:28:20 PM »

Also, I love how Lex is now obsessed with the Lantern Rings.

I loved Action Comics this week. I don't usually buy it, but I had to get this Lex arc. I did lose the bet with my friend, though. I bet clone. He bet robot. I never thought Lex would be tacky enough to make robot instead of clone. But it was an awesome reason to get all machinegunny, so I loved it. =P

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 01, 2010, 08:57:06 PM »

I dunno, I just see it being posted randomly, and when I see it, the source site is the least of my problems.

Posted on: July 01, 2010, 02:47:46 PMBy the way,

(click to show/hide)

Aaaaaaawesome. =D

Where is it being posted regularly? Any site in general?

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: July 01, 2010, 08:56:13 PM »

Well he might be back later.  You saw what he had at the end of the issue, which would be BAD-ASS if he used!   

Also, I did not.  Maybe next time I'm there I'll check it out.

Lobo's awesome. But his underuse is exactly what makes him awesome. =P And Red Lantern Lobo would be quite something.

I'm re-reading my Seaguy issues while waiting for next week's comics. Maaaan, I forgot how badass the last issue was. ;_;

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 01, 2010, 08:45:22 PM »

lawl

Where else? Can you at least tell me the site?

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Gaming / Re: The Official Pokémon Black & White Discussion Thread

« on: July 01, 2010, 03:57:40 PM »

So basically, the original creator has fled the series, and all monsters have looked like this for ages.

...Kinda figured that.

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Gaming / Re: Legend of Zelda - The official Zelda thread

« on: July 01, 2010, 03:55:14 PM »

And it makes sense that the Temple of Time was a dungeon like the rest of the temples in Ocarina, just one that OoT Link never got to explore beyond the first room.

Why would it make sense? And why does one Link get to explore it, while the other doesn't?

Allow me to explain:

"Hey, let's make a new Temple of Time. Only now, it's a cool dungeon."

"Hey, that's rad. Yeah, let's put it in there."

It's in there because IT'S COOL. And it's in a completely different location and looks different because whatever, it's [tornado fang]ing cool, it fits the game.

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Gaming / Re: Official Unofficial StarFox discussion thread

« on: July 01, 2010, 03:52:59 PM »

Damn, I'm not a big fan of either. ;_; I wish I was, I love arguing on the net.

Also, after listening to both soundtracks, I have come to a conclusion. Although I'm DEFINETLY not a fan of techno music, and prefer orchestral in most cases, both games use a crappy synthesizer (by nowadays' terms) due to the technology back then. And looking at both games sound-wise, at least SNES soundtrack looks quite well-composed, inventive, and with a bit more quality, while 64 soundtrack, while still good, lacks any kind of panache which might make it stand out among the pile of games with similar soundtracks. SNES has techno, yes. But good techno. Which honestly, it's hard to find.

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Entertainment / Re: Doctor Who

« on: July 01, 2010, 11:48:10 AM »

We still have the rest of the episodic games to play, which ARE canon.