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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: September 18, 2010, 11:13:45 AM »

Castlevania Judgement. For curiosity.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 10:30:35 AM »

My god. That was pure awesome. Larfleeze, give yourself a round of applause for being DC's answer to Marvel's Deadpool.

Marvel's Deadpool was already an answer to DC's Lobo, who has been underused, which is GOOD considering comedy characters are only funny if you pop them in sometimes.

Larfleeze isn't supposed to be funny all the time. Agent Orange, the first story he showed up in, had him be pretty damn powerful and violent, people were scared of him. But then he evolved into the "I WANT TO BE A QUEEN TOO!" dude you see here. I like Larfleeze, but he's definetly not Deadpool.

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Entertainment / Re: At The Movies With RPM

« on: September 18, 2010, 10:26:30 AM »

So I watched Batman And Robin on Cartoon Network. Everyone seems to be brain dead except for Alfred, who is a genius mastermind.

It's pretty COOL.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 03:54:31 AM »

Calling it now:

This will be a parody of/homage to Dr. Seuss' Grinch

>Implying fans haven't got that covered yet

Every Green Lantern
Down on Mogo
Shared Christmas a lot...
But Larfleeze,
Who's Lantern was of Orange,
Did NOT!
This Larfleeze wanted Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his ring wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his spectrum was too bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his greed made everything his call.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His ring or his spectrum,
He floated there in space, hating those Lanterns,
Staring down with his cravings with a sour, Larfleeze frown
At the green lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every GL down in Mogo beneath
Was busy now, willing a green mistleoe wreath.
"And they're hanging MY stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's all MINE you hear!"
Then he growled, with his Fleezy fingers round his Lantern tight as can be,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas just for me!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All the GL girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for HIS toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's another thing he wanted! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Lanterns, young and old, would sit down to HIS feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would eat his Rann-pudding, and rare Thangarian-roast-beast!
For you see Larfleeze wanted every morsel they'd all have the LEAST!!
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Lantern Oath ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And all his rings would start slinging!
They'd sling! And they'd sling!
AND they'd SLING! SLING! SLING! SLING!
And the more Larfleeze thought of the Green-Will-Christmas-Sling
The more the 'Fleeze thought, "I must have this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've wanted it now!
I MUST have Christmas MINE for the keeping!
...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
LARFLEEZE HAS ALL WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEAS!
"I know just what to do!" The 'Fleeze Laughed in his throat.
And he brought forth an orange Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "MY, What a great Fleezy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, that I took from Saint Nick!"
"I need is all his reindeer..."
Larfleeze looked around.
But since reindeer that fly Black Lanterns ate all last year, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Larfleeze...?
No! Lar' simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his agents forward. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of their heads.
THEN
He stole some bags
And anything to hold his payments
On a ramshakle sleigh
He hitched up his agents.

Then Larfleeze said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the GLs
Lay a-snooze in the town.
All their rings were quite dark. Quiet snow fell on Mogo.
And the Lanterns all dreaming sweet dreams without Sinesto
When he came to the first construct in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Larfleeze Claus hissed
And he flew to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight squeeze.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Fleeze.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Lantern batteries all hung in a row.
"These Batteries," he grinned, "are my first things I stow!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every ring present!
From Gardner! And Rayner! ! Saarek!
Ch'p! Turytt! Perdoo! And Gpaak!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Larfleeze, very nimbly,
Stuffed all HIS bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the GL' feast!
He took the Rann-pudding! He took the Thanagarian-roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quicker than flash.
Why, that Orange even took their last can of Kryptonian-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned Larfleeze, "I will stuff up MY CENTRAL BATTERY!!"
And the Fleeze grabbed the Power Source, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Black Lantern!
Little Katma Tui, who died in Action Comics Weekly #601-602!
The Fleeze had been caught by this little Zombie covert
Who'd rose from the dead to steal the heart of John Stewart.
She stared at Larfleeze and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why is greed all I see? WHY?"
But, you know, that old 'Fleeze was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little corpse," the fake Fleezy Claus lied,
"This willpower core won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, on Maltus.
"I'll bring it back there. Then I'll be glad for you to kill us!"
And his fib fooled the corpse. Then he patted her head
And he led her to Stewart's and he sent her to his bed.
And when Katma Tui , went to a bed for her sup'.
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the battery up!
Then the last thing he took
Was the Kilowog's green ringlet.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old piglet.
On their hands he left nothing but empty fingers, and
green singlet.

And the one speck of food
That he left in the fort
Was a crumb that was even too small for G'nort.
Then
He did the same thing
To the other Lantern homes
Taking all
That he saw
For he knew it was time to call in his loans!
It was quarter past dawn...
All the GLs, still a-bed
All the GLs, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up like a wiz! The Rings! The Batteries!
All his! All the Lanterns! The Green! All for Larfleeze!
Three thousand feet up! One side of outer space,
He floated there ready to absorb at his pace!
"Pooh-pooh to the Lanterns!" he was Fleeze-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that Christmas is mine!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"Then all the GLs down on Mogo will all cry OA, WHAT WILL WE DOOO?!"
"That's a noise," grinned Larfleeze,
"That I simply must have!"
So he paused. And Larfleeze put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising down on Mogo.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound was their oath!
It couldn't be so!
But the planet WAS glowing! VERY!
He stared down at Mogo!
The Fleeze popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Was slinging! Without any rings at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, a blast came the same!
And Larfleeze, with his orange-ring ice-cold in the void,
was hit puzzling and puzzling: "I took all MY rings, how could this I avoid?!
It came from their will! It came without green!
"It came without batteries, or rings I'd not seen!"
And he was hit by the power, `till his jaw tusks were sore.
Then the Fleeze thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from this core.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means I have to steal a bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...on Mogo they say
That much of Larfleeze's stolen stash
Fell back from orbit that day!
And the minute the rings returned to to the Corps,
He escaped with some swag, though he wanted much more!
And losing all the gear he kept the food for the feast!
And he...
...HE HIMSELF...!
The Fleeze ate the roast beast!

THE END.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 03:44:51 AM »

Emerald Warriors is one of the next DC movies (sequel to First Flight), and the animated series starts next year, after the movie.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 02:54:11 AM »

That's one of those guns bathed in gold that rappers have and pose with. Look at the chains around him! Larfleeze has DISCOVERED BLING!

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 02:00:51 AM »

Indeed. Already got mine pre-ordered!

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 01:53:46 AM »

They should rest up on the massive events. Even Brightest Day seems to be business as usual, without alot of immense epic happening. That's good. Plus, giving relevance to older characters, making new ones that are cool... Seems to be all on the right track.

BLACK MANTA VERSUS AQUAMAN BATTLE ON THE NEXT ISSUE [tornado fang] YEAH

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Gaming / Re: The Kingdom Hearts Thread

« on: September 18, 2010, 01:50:50 AM »

So, so far BBSFM has Eraqus in armor, a Monstro Mirage Arena world, and a Secret Episode.

...and probably an extended final movie.

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Gaming / Re: ITS MAHVEL 3 BAYBEE (The MvC3 topic)

« on: September 18, 2010, 12:40:43 AM »

PUT BOTH OF THEM IN!  DOUBLE ICE BEAM!

Iceman should have a chibi Iceman on his shoulder all the time during the game, making cold puns.

and...Captain Cold ripoff? >

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 18, 2010, 12:38:30 AM »

I love when he writes New Gods stuff though. JLA: Rock of Ages was excellent, and I just think it's such a perfect fit for him.

Yeah. But in the current DC, they oughta give the New Gods a rest. They're good for the IMMENSE EPIC every ten years or so.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: September 18, 2010, 12:37:31 AM »

"Move over vampires, zombies are the new sex symbol in Hollywood."

Just what I want to hear the second I turn the TV on >_>

...IF MEYER MAKES HOT TEENAGE ZOMBIES I SWEAR I AM MURDERING HER BY DEFECATING ON HER CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL SHE KILLS HERSELF.

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Gaming / Re: ITS MAHVEL 3 BAYBEE (The MvC3 topic)

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:55:04 PM »

I actually like the Captain Cold ripoff better. =P

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:54:43 PM »

Well, because they've attempted it more than once, people are actually putting thier foot down on this. And General RAAM beating sepiroth makes as much sense when paring Grappler Gouf against Mario in a Caged Grudge Match.

WHY would people want minors to buy adult games?

And Seph is a [Top Spin]. Raam's basically a 2-minute character thrown together to make an endboss... and he's superior.

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News and Announcements / Re: "I has sharp Metal Blades and I'm not afraid to use'em!" More MMUniverse details

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:47:10 PM »

Sometimes, we wish Capcom would LIKE us.

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News and Announcements / Re: "I has sharp Metal Blades and I'm not afraid to use'em!" More MMUniverse details

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:31:15 PM »

Capcom should just make the game FULLY customizeable. From parts, to being able to upload your face with the XBL Camera, to being able to listen to your own music in levels, to DLC packs of a few more hundred parts or so...

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Gaming / Re: ITS MAHVEL 3 BAYBEE (The MvC3 topic)

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:25:18 PM »

At that point, just throw in Iceman.

ICE BEAM! 

Which one? >_> We're in a crossover where both companies have one. =P

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:24:29 PM »

I dunno if that would be a good fit for him. See, while Jack Kirby made the New Gods into amazing cosmic forces colliding and doing epic crazy [parasitic bomb], Morrison prefers the New Gods to be ideas in a platonic world. Something more serious. An actual New Gods comic would have to change the style completely and go All-Star style.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:21:36 PM »

Because Californian governers are a bunch of idiots. They've done this three times now.

And because they're a bunch of idiots, we've got to repel a law that they're making that actually makes sense?



ALSO:



I AM CONTENT.

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Gaming / Re: ITS MAHVEL 3 BAYBEE (The MvC3 topic)

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:06:46 PM »

Why not other characters? Honestly, I'd love it if Wily or Roll were playable. Wily could use that little saucer of his.

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Gaming / Re: TGS 2010 THREAD

« on: September 17, 2010, 11:04:39 PM »

It's being made by a British team who made a very average game, which was a ripoff of God of War, which arguably was a ripoff of DMC. It's also being completely changed from its original style in order to fit the view of what the developer thinks appeals to the youth, instead of appealing to the fans of the series, who have been buying it all of these years in the first place. It changed the main character, who was a stylish, wisecracking hero with TONS upon TONS of japanese-western outrageous comedy up his wrist, into a dark and brooding chav-looking guy, who smokes, dresses in black and has the Union Jack in his sleeve. He's also patient of some kind of mental institution of some sort.

Basically, it sucks on JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. I have no idea what's taking them so long to simply come out, apologise, and say they're gonna make Dante the way he used to be.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)

« on: September 17, 2010, 10:59:18 PM »

He's been degrading more and more every year.

In his last few moments of brilliance, he delivered epics like Tom Strong and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen while writing [parasitic bomb] like porn and zines.

...he hasn't produced something good since 2006 or so. League is recent, so I guess I dunno if that counts...

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: September 17, 2010, 10:54:26 PM »

I do!

Oh California, you and your anti-rights movements. You are lucky you got to ban Harry Potter, be happy for that. >.>

So... this means minors can't play violent videogames that aren't for their age in the first place, and store clerks and owners actually get penalized for it instead of a slap on the wrist while racking up new GTA sales from every 7-year old in town.


...CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS IS BAD?

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Gaming / Re: TGS 2010 THREAD

« on: September 17, 2010, 09:18:20 PM »

The "doesn't work in Europe" is simply because they still haven't made the Voice Recognition options for EVERY SINGLE DAMN LANGUAGE every single game released in Europe needs to be translated in.

...which sucks, because that will mean that we have to wait until we can use Voice Recognition instead of them giving us English and then language patches accordingly as they come out.

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Gaming / Re: The "Nippon Ichi Software" Thread

« on: September 17, 2010, 08:43:07 PM »

Looks like we'll be seeing Prinny 2 stateside to give us something to do while Japan's enjoying Disgaea 4. Although Axel may be a turn-off for some.. Maybe. Nice -not- to see the Laharl, Etna, and what's her face combo for a change. But then again, those cards..

We're gonna see them as cameos and playable characters eventually.

What I would like, would be an actual straight sequel to the first Disgaea, instead of games that just feature stuff that follow the characters sideways.