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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:53:15 AM »
Roa, seeing the Police Chief's death over the security cameras smirked. "Just as Planned." He murmured amused.

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"Well that's pretty darn mean now, isn't it?"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:49:11 AM »
"Y-you!" After seeing Wily being thrown into his comrades, without thinking he pulled out his gun and began firing upon Hajime.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:37:37 AM »
The Police Chief froze. These people... are all way beyond me! But I have to do something!

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:29:28 AM »
Police Cheif, seeing RMZX.EXE collapse, quickly called out to him and Kallen. "Quickly, get away from those guys! Their criminals currently in the middle of committing several illegal acts!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 11:22:04 AM »
The Police Chief quickly made his way to where Blackhook and the others were. How dare those criminals allow their filth in Lord Roa's domain?! He walked forward filled with determination. I will uphold the law of RPM City!

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:24:20 AM »
"Afro. You really are pathetic, aren't you?" Roa said is as soon as Afro entered.

Afro: What?

"You can't even follow simple orders. I told you to capture Flame. Even when the Police showed you should not have strayed from your goal, and because of that they got away!"

Afro: B-but I-!

"Begone. I've had enough of you." He grabbed Afro by the front of his shirt and stared coldly into his eyes for a moment before throwing him carelessly out the window.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:10:26 AM »
Suddenly helicopters flew from all directions, and one of them flashes a light which negated the tornado. "STOP RIGHT THERE, VILE CRIMINALS!" One of the Policemen shouted over a megaphone in a helicopter.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:03:32 AM »
"I see. So that's how it is, huh? Very well then!" He motioned to one of the Policemen. "I want a message sent to HQ, these men;" he pointed to Flame, Blackhook and Hajime. "Are dangerous criminals who must be taken care of immediately: captured or dead!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:58:35 AM »
At that moment, RPM City's Police Force showed up. "Halt!" The Captain screamed. "Do you not realize what you are doing is an illegal act of treason against our legal ruler? If you continue with this madness we will be forced to use violent measures!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:19:47 AM »
(I believe it means that Hajime will take care of Afro, that you should go after me.)

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:12:01 AM »
(................................................................................ -AC B()

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:08:11 AM »
your sig = fail

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:07:31 AM »
He sucks and I hate him.

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"You don't know with me either. BECAUSE I'M WEARING A MASK!"

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:06:11 AM »
You're even more moronic than a moron.

Also this is the 3333 reply to this thread. yay?

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"Oh, sounds like fun. May I help you?"

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster
« on: July 15, 2009, 12:35:52 AM »
Accomplished something incredible

7094
"I feel just as stupid as I look."

7095
"Now you've gone and put ideas in my head!"

7096
Liar liar, pants on fire.

7097
"Well [parasitic bomb], I got nothing."

7098
"Don't be so arrogant, I have the greatest weapon of all."

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: July 14, 2009, 09:36:22 PM »
Suddenly, ever television in RPM City began to show the brand new TV Show...

ROA KNOWS BEST

(Roa enters through the front door)
(audience cheers)

Roa: I'm-A-Ho! Get out here!

8: (comes out from the kitchen) What is it, Master?

Roa: I just saw my useless apprentice's report card.

8: What's wrong? He's not failing one of his classes, is he?

Roa: Actually, he's failing several, but that's not the point. Look at what it says here, he's getting an A in Home Economics!

(audience laughs)

8: Oh, how cute! I'm sure that being able to cook, he'll find a wonderful wife someday!

Roa: Don't count on a wife, No. 8. Frankly, this makes me wonder if the boy isn't a little... (waves hand back and forth)

8: (laughs) Don't be silly, Roa-sama!

Roa: I'm tellin' you, 8, you seen the way that kid's always hanging around with that, uh...

8: Model D.

Roa: Whatever. That thing's a crook, nothing but trouble. Afro's always spending his time doing chores for that guy, when he should be out looking for a decent girl, one who cooks for HIM!

8: What about that Soul girl, she seems nice.

Roa: 8, that girl ain't right. Always stalking Afro, going through his trash, it's like she's dead from the neck up! 8: Master, what are you saying?

Roa: I'm sayin', she's a meathead! (audience cheers)

Afro: (enters) Hey, Master! Hey, Ho! (heads toward his quarters)

Roa: Not so fast, boy!

Afro: What is it, Master?

Roa: Don't act like you don't know, Marsha Stewart!

8: Martha Stewart.

Roa: Whatever! I know you're acing Home Ec!

Afro: But I like that class!

Roa: Not if you're any apprentice of mine!

Dr. Wily II: (enters) Good day, my fellow evil people!

Roa: You!

Dr. Wily II: Me?

Roa: No, the other you!

Dr. Wily II: There's another me?

Roa: You did this!

Dr. Wily II: Did what?

Roa: You had to teach a home economics class in Crimson Valdamjong High! Now look what you've done! My boy's like a Siegfried without his Roy! (audience laughs)

Afro: There's nothing wrong with me, Master!

Roa: (whacks Afro in the back of the head) You're okay when I say so, boy! And you! Why the hell did you include that class anyway?

Dr. Wily II: Why? Very well, I shall tell you the terrifying secret behind that course. It was because I wished to create an unstoppable army of home- making warriors, soldiers who could kill a man unarmed as well as make a delicious fruit pastry. And once my plan is complete, I shall-

Roa: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I outta...

8: Who wants cookies? (audience laughs)

Roa: ......one of these days, 8...Wham! Bam! Straight to the moon!

8: Oh, Master, you're so cute when you're in an uncontrollable woman- beating rage!

Hajime: (enters with a woman accompanying him) Hi, Roa!

Roa: Morning, Hajime. Is this one random [classy lady] #237?

Hajime: Actually, 273.....I mean....don't talk about Alice like that! We love each other!

Roa: Alice was the last one's name.

Hajime: Really?

Roa: I'm pretty sure.

Hajime: Oh. Then who are you?

Woman: Angela.

Hajime: Right. Anyway, Roa, the reason I came up here was to tell you that I just sold your car.

Roa: WHAT?

Hajime: Yeah, I needed some money, I've been having problems with cash ever since you destroyed my truck.

Dr. Wily II: I destroyed it. It was too parked close to my WDS.

Hajime: Right, so since I planned to take out Girly to the movies or something, I sold your car to some chick I saw on the street for $30.

Roa: So you're saying you sold my car just so you could get some quick action?

Hajime: Yeah, that's what makes me so lovable, me and my crazy shenanigans.... (audience laughs)

Roa: ...before I kill you, what did this buyer look like?

Hajime: Let's see...she was a woman, talked in green font, had some knights with her...

Roa: That could've been anybody!

Hajime: Oh yeah, she tried to sell me some metal while I was talking to her.

Everyone: Silan!

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"What the gargoyle are you laughing at?"

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