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« on: January 12, 2013, 11:13:50 AM »
The man upon the snowy peak glanced over the wintery wonderland for behind his rather expensive pair of sunglasses. Much time had past since he had first came to this peak but that was of little expense to him - Archer - who had prioritized improving his skills and image above all else. But at last everything had been perfected.
Underneath the rather raggedy brown cloak that he currently adorned was a flashy red coat that would look less out of place in a video game than on this man, a pair of snakeskin pants that were more than a little tight and to finish off the look, a pair of Gucci brand sunglasses and a pair of leather boots.
Looking over himself Archer couldn't help but release a chuckle.
Man, he thought, I am so awesome.
Although it seemed he had more pressing issues to deal with other than his own marvellous appearance (if that was even possible!) News had reached him recently of something going on in the city, though he had ignored it completely in favor of perfecting himself.
But now that that was all done with it was finally time to reveal it to the world! And what better début than a civil war that everyone's eyes were currently on?
It's been awhile since I've paid a visit to that old man anyway - I bet he'll be so jealous of my recently improved youthful good looks! Hehe.
"It seems the time has finally come for me-" he started before interrupting himself to post for a non-existent crowd, "-to return to civilization!"
[tl;dr the lamest character enters stage right]
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