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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 28, 2011, 02:39:40 AM »

Rankiryu jitters anxiously on the metal platform held by four of the large First Years who have unfortunately been entered into the race.  Though disappointed that the students won't be able to do anything to detract the competition, just seeing them get pummeled by the many vehicles was all he needed to make better men out of them.

Having heard that the race was about to start, Ryuta tosses the manga he had been reading into the compartment in his ride chaser and takes up a driving position, revving his throttle in preparation for the cue.  Tango, meanwhile, seems to have fallen asleep in his Lakitu cloud, finding the fluffy interior too comfortable to stay awake and notice that the race was about to start.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 27, 2011, 03:06:10 AM »

(Yes)

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 27, 2011, 01:34:36 AM »

Rankiryu smirks rather sadistically as he takes the forms and fills them out to the chagrin and annoyance of the other students.  What started as another boring exercise has now become a competition for the selfish satisfaction of their current instructor.  He hands the forms to Temnota before looking down to the mentally aggravated students.

"Alright, you maggots!  Find a gap and form a line!  We're showing these wimpy chumps how real men win a race!"

Most grumbled in annoyance as they clamber towards an empty gap in the line and awaited the start of the race.  Rankiryu looks towards Waddle Dee with an even wider smirk on his face, "Since you've done such a good job of leading this march so far, why don't you do the honors of being the hood ornament that guides us through the easiest of paths?"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 26, 2011, 01:05:07 AM »

Despite all the commotion aimed at the momentarily halted parade of straight-walking men, Rankiryu managed to overhear the reason there were so many people sporting varied brands of vehicles, as well as the coordinator yelling at them to participate or move out of the way.

"Hm, that all depends," he says with a greedy smirk on his cylinder-shaped head, "Will there be a wealthy prize at the end of the finish line?"

Most of the First Years just glared at him in annoyance, knowing he'll participate anyway just to give them a hard time for that vengeful prank they pulled on him last week.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 25, 2011, 02:26:32 AM »

Temnota  landed safely on the ground.
"Mr. Pilot cap, that was kinda unmanly of you to get scared like that."
Said the Iron chef.

"Unmanly!?!?" Rankiryu exclaims before scrambling back to his original sitting position, "There's nothing manly about being caught by surprise!  it happens all the time!"

He finishes with a mighty laugh that only insinuated to everyone just how hesitant he was in trying to think up an excuse to protect his pride.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 23, 2011, 11:08:17 PM »

Rankiryu just about fell off his platform in shock as the four students holding him almost collapsed from the near impossible addition of weight.

"Ack!  Wh-What the...!?!?" he wails, almost seeming to act like he didn't recognize the new arrival.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 22, 2011, 05:50:31 AM »

Hajime just stares at the strange..."chuck" thing that was eating up one of the foods stacked in the coach of his dragon truck before slowly turning around and scribbling down the cost on a generic restaurant bill.

Ryuta tries to pay little attention to the Otokojuku students that were passing through the starting gate, not paying attention to anything but the direction they were ordered to walk in.  Any participating drivers that weren't owned by the RPM users were either bowled over or sent fleeing to the nearest wall to avoid getting trampled by the seemingly abnormally strong stampede.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 21, 2011, 05:33:54 AM »

The Otokojuku parade eventually plows through the other side of the Neko Cafe, leaving most of its feminine feline hybrid employees shaken and crying over the cost of the repairs and the counseling they had just gone through the last time they were involved with the male-only school.

Their next destination as they continue their Forward March exercise is the entrance to the race that was about to go underway.  Whether or not this will affect both the race and the school is yet to be determined.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 14, 2011, 11:40:41 AM »

The First-Years marched through the cafe, giving no attention to the Catgirls as they flee in random directions to avoid being trampled on.  Ryuji Toramaru, the third of the seasoned students, grabbed random food off the ordering window as they passed through the counter towards the other end of the cafe.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 13, 2011, 11:25:09 PM »

Hajime sighs a bit in further exasperation of Nekolyan's persistent pestering, "I'm sorry, I can't; that's also violating the vending rules.  I'm only allowed to sell refreshments to spectators and passing racers."


Genji Togashi, one of the more seasoned students of the First-Year, lets out an unamused snort as he moves to the front of the class, holding a large mallet, "Please!  The meatball can barely hold a flag the weight of a bo staff!  You better let me handle this obstacle."

Without waiting for an objection, he raises the mallet with no effort and slams it against the wall, revealing the interior of the Neko Cafe.  The catgirls running the place screamed in shock and surprise as they saw a familiar trauma surrounding the very hole that appeared before them.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 13, 2011, 03:45:45 AM »

Rankiryu's sneer widens at Waddle Dee makes his way to the front of the class before pointing in the direction determined earlier, "Forward March!"

Without any acknowledgement, the class begins marching off in the direction he pointed in, carrying him within the center of the line.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 13, 2011, 01:20:37 AM »

Rankiryu heads over to a large, square, titanium plate and flops down on it, crossing his arms and legs as four students walked over and hauled the entire structure onto their shoulders.  He leers at Waddle Dee, seeing him struggle to pull the flag out.

"Come on, bean head; time's a-wastin'," he practically demanded, "The class can't move without their resident flag holder leading the way; and if the class doesn't start moving in the next hour, then they will be doing more than hand-standing Bunny Hops 'til dinner.  And who will they blame for making them too tired to even lift their chopsticks?"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 09, 2011, 02:04:43 AM »

Hajime sighs a bit in irritation that Nekolyan misinterpreted what he said earlier, "I already told you I can't sell spare parts before a race.  You'll either have to make do with what you have or find someone else willing to break the rules.

Rankiryu leers towards Rex with a cynical smirk escaping his large lips, "All you have to do is walk in a straight line; let nothing and no one stand in your way!  That is one of the keys to being a true warrior among men!"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 09, 2011, 01:26:37 AM »

"Now...let's see what makes you tick...."

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 07, 2011, 11:51:44 AM »

The toad is not amused

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 07, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »

Hajime looked towards Nekolyan, seeming rather confused that he would mistake him for his high-ranking friend.

"You're confusing me with my friend, who's competing in this race," he said, "And I'm afraid there's rules against selling parts on racing grounds, so you're going to have to some other way of beefing up your ride."


After a few minutes, Rankiryu makes his way to the podium and turns to the front of the First-Years, plopping the foot of his padded javelin at his side.

"Attention, First-Year," he began, "Today we will be doing the Forward March."

There were several complaints among the students, obviously they were put through this exercise before and were baffled that they had to do it again.  Rankiryu "taps" his javelin on the podium before speaking again.

"Now, for those of you who are new to this, all you have to do is walk in a straight line, that's it."

He heads towards a circular compass carved into ground and places his javelin on top of it, making sure to keep it balanced.  Once released, the javelin tips over and lands in one of the eight triangles making up the circle.  He examines its direction before turning and pointing towards that direction.

"Alright!  We will be heading North East from here!"

He then stabs the school flag in front of Waddle Dee, sending enough tremors to knock him off his feet, "You!  Since you haven't pulled any of your weights in beefiness, I will assign you the honor of carrying our famed Otokojuku flag!  Don't you dare drop it during our Forward March or I will have you doing doing Bunny Hops with your hands until dinner!"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 07, 2011, 04:30:46 AM »

The real life story of Donald Duck

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 05, 2011, 12:51:40 PM »

Ryuta observes the latest newcomer to the race, not making much effort to say anything that won't get mixed in with the verbal reaction of the ignorant crowd.  He can tell by the spiritual expression flowing from the stranger's body that there was more to his decision to go toe-to-toe on the designated path than thinking himself too cool and sexy to properly read the flyers.


With class over, the students head out to the front of the school in preparation for today's Physical Education to better Manliness.  All of the First-Year students line up in a perfect square in front of the wooden podium, awaiting Rankiryu's presence.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 04, 2011, 01:41:30 PM »

Hajime waves off the reminder, "Don't worry, I don't cheat official governments.  I'll have the payment ready by the end of the race."

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 04, 2011, 12:36:52 AM »

Hajime looks towards the knight before pulling out a permit purchased at the stadium office, "Everything here is completely legal and safe to buy.  Go ahead and check if you don't believe me."

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: February 02, 2011, 11:29:41 PM »

Hajime managed to secure a vending spot to sell some much needed refreshments to the spectators and the competitors joining the race.  Among them is his Blazkrieg superior, Ryuta, who showed up with nothing but his red, ZX-modeled ride chaser, and the Cyber Elf version of Tango, who rode on a cloud many spectators claim he stole from a sleeping Lakitu.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 02, 2011, 01:51:17 AM »

"Since this is the Year of the Rabbit, and Easter is not too far away, does this mean I get double the fame and attention?"

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: February 02, 2011, 01:49:48 AM »

"Welcome to the League of Extraordinary Clothe Throwers!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: January 29, 2011, 11:25:12 PM »

Momotaro didn't react as sporadically as the other students that saw him; he merely eyed the newcomer while still keeping his hands behind his head.

Before Rex could think of anything more to do with him, a chalk eraser flies into his face, releasing clouds of smoke that was meant to choke and blind him.

"There will be no fighting in my classroom!" Onihige procrastinates, "One more outburst out of you and I will have you holding a tub of oil over your head with a single leaf saving you from bodily doom!"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: January 29, 2011, 08:41:19 AM »

"Sowwy.  Mommy told me I'm onwy awowed to eat bwead cwumbs and worms."