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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 08, 2013, 03:01:36 AM »

(My sister would have a field day if she saw what was going on with the dead TMNT clones )

Death puckered her lips to one side, feeling her fun had been interrupted too abruptly, before regaining her smug expression.

"So then...." she mused, "Just how sentient are you?"

"What do you mean?" Dan almost demanded.  Death's smirk widens as she pops halfway out of her card and whispers to Afro.

"I'm haunting you!"

Out of instinct, Afro rears his head back and starts screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"

Dan nonchalantly lets go of Death and bashes Afro upside the head to shut him up.  Death snidely waves "bye-bye" before making a break for the R&D Lab exit.


Having found out that the hanger door was closed, Chariot lets go of the two cards and Sun, drops Temperance against a nearby wall, and begins trying to open it in every way he could from using brute strength to using his spear as a car jack (until it broke in half after a few failed pumps).

Erika fumes at their current predicament, "Man!  Why couldn't World zap us with her materializing beam!?  I could have easily ripped that door open in no time flat!"

Lovers places her hands near her chin, "But we still need to find Tabitha!  I don't wan ta imagine wat that old man will do to her if he finds her!"

Chariot lets out a begrudged sigh before looking towards Sun in reluctance, "Alright, fine.  Why don't you make yourself useful and torch a hole into that door while I go figure out where Death ran off to."

Sun cheerfully stands straight and salutes before floating off towards the door and using her fire breath to melt the hack-job that was welded over the opening made by the Berbils earlier, while Chariot exasperatedly marches off back into the hallways to search for Death.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: January 07, 2013, 10:07:21 AM »

"Now you've done it!  For your punishment, I'm giving you THE STARE!!!!!"

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 05, 2013, 11:32:17 PM »

Erika floated circles around Lover as the two hid in the Hanger for Chariot and the other cards to show up.

"Shouldn' we wescue Tabwitha before coming here?" Lover asked while pressing her finger against the corner of her mouth, "If that mean old man finds her, he'll do nasty things to her card."

"Death got herself into that mess, she should get herself out of it!" Erika huffs while turning to the side and crossing her arms, "It shouldn't be our problem if she ends up getting mummified when she finally decides to come back to wherever the rest of Hajime's crew went off to."

"You atta be lucky I don't bind you in duct tape myself!" snarls a voice a beyond aggravated voice.  Erika almost falls off Leo as the two turn to see Chariot almost tower over them with Sun hanging off her diapers in his right hand and Temperance still sleeping on his back.

Upon seeing the burnt oil covering his face, and his lion helmet decoration still passed out from the ordeal, Erika tries to pull off a cute, innocent pose.

"S-so....  Is that a new look, or were you trying to polish your armor without taking it off...?"

Chariot struggles to keep his cool as he presses his face closer to their screens, "WE. ARE. LEAVING. NOW!!!"

Before either could object, he grabs both their cards, mashing the screens against each other and storms off towards the hanger exit.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 05, 2013, 06:50:13 AM »

The commotion eventually wakes Temperance who sniffs the oily smoke and looks behind her to see Junk Man running about in a suit of flames.

"Hmmm....  Chika's been burning the oil baths again...." she mutters before slipping off Chariot's back and lingering off towards the fleeing junk robot, raising her two jug which had continued to cycle water between them, "Don't worry....  I'll put it out...."

Chariot comes to a stop when he felt Temperance's weight disappear, looking behind him to see her pull one jug away, causing the water to fly out towards Junk Man's incoming area.  Knowing that water and exposed electronics don't mix, he rushes back to try and stop her, but by the time he reached the area, the water had hit Junk Man, causing his exposed circuits to crackle and fry, covering him with electricity before falling to pieces on the floor.

"That's better," Temperance chirps before her eyes began to sag, "Now back to catching winks...."

She then falls back towards Chariot, who instinctively tosses Sun into the air to catch her, her weight knocking him float onto his rump while Sun lands on the blade sticking out of his helmet, though not hard enough to cause damage as she sits up and giggles while waving her arms up and down as if demanding another toss.

Chariot just sat on the floor, staring at the messed up remains of Junk Man before looking around at the Berbils who had stopped working to stare at him.

"If he regains consciousness, tell him it was all a nightmare," he grumbles before hauling Temperance back on his shoulders and pulling Sun off his helmet by her diapers and marching out of the scrap yard.

The Berbils continue to stare at his leaving figure, then Junk Man's collapsed body, before deciding to rally around him and get him back into one piece.


World struggles hard to keep from laughing in amusement at the chaos she caused at the WDS, leaving the other cards to stare at her in a mix of confusion, frustration, and worry.  But the joy didn't last long when a nonchalant, yet sarcastic-sounding voice crackles in her ear.

"I'm glade you're enjoying your little gag fest on Doc's robots."

World nearly jumps out of Tarot Cat's mouth as she and the other cards turn to see Hajime drifting behind them with his arms crossed.

"Enjoying!?  Me!?" World quips as she assumes an innocent, girly pose, "I was just helping Chariot fight off those mean old robots before they hurt the cards...."

Hajime just stares at her, knowing that wasn't all she was doing, but being too boggled with the current task to want to rat her out.

"Just get back to finding the blueprints for the Wily Star II.  AND NO MORE TROUBLEMAKING!!!"

World flinches from the sharp snap, allowing Empress to stifle an amused snicker at the sight of her "rival" getting more slack than the rest of the cards.  The mostly naked entity lets out a begrudged, but satisfying sigh before tapping into her third eye and locating the whereabouts of the Wily Star II blueprints.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 04, 2013, 11:13:47 PM »

Upon arriving at sick bay and placing Akai on the maintenance table, RMZX turns to look for something to recharge her drained energy only to see another Berbil had followed him into the room.

Unlike the last one he encountered, this one had a rounder head and appeared to be female with the jade lily and seemingly drawn-in eyelashes.

He wasn't sure whether she could help or not, but given his low knowledge of robotic repairs, fears that his own tinkering would reprogram her personality and make her even more resentful of his very existence.  He'd much rather not humor her with another sword to the stomach.

"Hey you, bear!" he blurts out towards the jade-colored Berbil, "You think you can fix Akai?  She sacrificed some of her energy to get us here, and I don't want to hurt her anymore than she already is."

The jade Berbil cocks her head to one side before walking over to the table and jumping onto it, looking Akai over before turning her attention to RMZX.

"Robot suffers nothing more than a lack of energy," she points out, "Robot simply needs recharge to regain consciousness."

"Well can you do it for us?  I'm...kinda iffy about the whole mental side effect fiasco that almost cost me my life...."

The jade Berbil just stares at him, obviously not sure what he was talking about, but decides to help him anyway, believing he was trying to cover up the fact that he has poor mechanics skills.  She takes several wires from a nearby energy generator and hooks them up to Akai's power output before flipping the switch, causing glowing rings to trail down the wire and into her system.  The two watch and wait to see if that would be enough to reactivate her.


After explaining the situation to the other cards, and finally making them aware of the absent deck, World nods in acceptance.

"Alright, I'll just use my foresight powers to locate Chariot and fully materialize him so he can collect the other cards and bring them back here."

Tarot Cat nods, happy that it finally got their cooperation before opening its mouth, lurching Fool from its mouth while letting World enter it in his place.  There was a bright, almost star-colored glow before the current shape stretches and shapes into a cat version of the World.

World closes her eyes as the one human eye on her forehead flashes, bringing back images of the card's whereabouts and focusing on Chariot, who appears to have righted the situation involving Temperance falling on top of him.  But upon noticing Sun standing behind a seemingly collapsible pile of scrap, her cat-like smirk widens in a way that worried some of the more polite members of the card.

A baby sun and a tub of hot oil....  There's no way I could pass this opportunity up....

She places her hand on her round, kitty cheek while acting like she was worried about the situation down at the WDS, "Oh, my!  It looks like the Sun is in trouble.  I think I should materialize her first before those mean ol' robots try to hurt her!"

Before any of the cards could ask, she places her fingers near the corner of her third eye, causing a rainbow beam to fire from its pink pupil and head towards the room Sun is currently in.


Chariot peeks into the washroom once again to see the Sun rise over Junk Man's head, seeming eager to pop out of her card and try the hot oil bath.  Worried the human scrap pile would capture her and take her to WilyII for cruel dissection, Chariot rushes into the room, ignorantly dragging Temperance along with him, and grabs the card just as a rainbow beam hits the back of it, causing a chain reaction of glowing rainbows to surround them before all three grew to human size and pop completely out of their cards, leaving only the face down side stuck to their backs (Or, in the case of Chariot dangling on his cape).

With Temperance's full weight collapsing on top of him, Chariot unwittingly loses balance and falls on top of Junk Man, knocking him over while the knight instinctively pulls his hands over his head, keeping Sun from falling into the bath with them despite her ability to fly.

By the time Junk Man's now detached head bops up from its self-activating floatation device, and notices the armored hands holding the baby sun, the solar entity quickly deteriorates into what looks like the makings of a cry before she suddenly sneezes, causing a stream of fire to spew out of her mouth and ignite the oil, causing the entire tub to burst into flames.

Chariot scrambles to get his head out of the oil, screaming in agony as he lets go of Sun and scrambles to slap the fire off his face, while the lion decoration on his helmet appears to have passed out from the pain, before quickly noticing the burning tub, grabs Sun and flees out of the room, dragging the still sleeping Temperance along with him.

The Berbils only saw a panicking, silver knight flee the room with what appears to be a sleeping angel holding two pots leaning on his back and a giggling, baby sun clutched between his hands and spear.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 04, 2013, 06:57:50 AM »

Thinking Afro had a delayed reaction to the scythe sticking out of his stomach, Death stifles a bemusing snicker while pulling her weapon back into her card in case anyone heard him and ran around the corner to see what was freaking him out.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 03, 2013, 11:22:04 AM »

(As far as I can tell, Berbils can figure out who's a robot and who isn't from closer examination.  But I'm sure Berbil Jade would at least ask RMZX if Akai is robot before doing anything to her)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 03, 2013, 08:44:04 AM »

Berbil Jade has just left the containment room where Berbil Joe was being held, wanting to check there to see if there was anything she can find that might rectify his debilitating situation.  Along the way, she noticed someone carrying a female robot towards the same location.  Curious as to whether he was friend or foe, she starts to follow after him in hopes of seeing what he was intending to do there, and if he's not a threat, help with the female robot who's obviously in more trouble than Joe was at the moment.


After wandering the scrap yard for a while, and talking to every Berbil that was digging through the area, Chariot eventually finds a doorway leading to what appears to be an bathroom for robots, complete with everything but a toilet (obviously).  He can hear someone sloshing oil around and figures it was best not to go further into the room, thinking it might be a robot belonging to WilyII.

But as he was turning around to continue searching for Jane, he spots Sun floating around the mountains of scrap, waving her stubby arms up and down while tipping side to side in what passes for a skip.  Chariot looks past her, expecting Erika and Lovers to be right behind her, but only finds the Berbils blissfully continuing their digging and reconfiguring of connectable parts.

He attempts to run over and grab Sun, but Temperance suddenly falls halfway out of her card, knocking his card into a face-down position and almost flinging him out, inadvertently allowing the solar baby to continue "skipping into the bathroom and towards Junk Man, who was in the middle of basking in his rejuvenating leisure of hot, oily goodness.


Death restrains the urge to snicker sinisterly as she feels Afro continuing his walk, blissfully unaware that the current source of his anguish was still hiding in his jacket.  She schemes to get as much fun out of this oblivious moment as she can before the outdated disco shroom eventually decides to take his coat off.

She waits until Afro rounds a corner before jabbing her scythe out of her card, causing it to faze through Afro's body without causing any damage, or invoking any sensation of pain, wanting to see how long it will take him to notice the scythe, and whether he was going to freak out or come to the conclusion that something was inside him and try to shake it out.


The truck eventually arrives at the ruined Wily Star II.  Hajime heads into one of the carts, where a 10ft mech designed eerily after one of Wily's dragon robots, with the cockpit near the chest and the glass tinted in green so the outside would misinterpret it as an actual robot giving commands to the other Robot Masters in the area.

The truck's dome shutters split apart and retract back into their respected carts, allowing the Robot Masters to exit and float before Hajime for a briefing of where to go and what to do.

"Alright," he sighs, "We don't have a lot of time before the Resistance gets back and figures out what's going on, so let's try to get this Star repaired as quickly as possible."

The dragon mech points towards Tarot Cat, "Tarot, transform into World and have her bring up the blueprints for the Wily Star II."

Hearing this, the World muffles a cute snicker while Empress stretches her whip in a vain attempt to simmer her frustration.

Hajime then points to Bin Man, "Bin Man, I want you to scour the galactic battlefield and gather any parts that have strayed from the remains.  Don't pick up anything that doesn't belong to the blueprints; I want the Star to be as accurate to its general appearance as possible to avoid charging any unnecessary fees and giving him more reasons to freely haul me into his schemes."

Bin Man nods as he drifts off to do as told.

Hajime looks back towards the rest of the Robot Masters, "The rest of you gather up the remains that are still clustered together and clean them up as best as you can until Bin Man comes back with the parts he collected.  Don't break or add anything that will pinch Doc's pockets and give him more reasons to drag me onto his side."

The rest of the Robot Masters grimly nod as they drift off to do as told.  Tarot Cat floats towards Hajime, worriedly nyoing and pointing at the deck on his back.

"You're missing half your deck...?" he grumbles.  Tarot Cat nods, prompting him to sigh and rub his temples, "Have you already talked to the cards about this?"

Tarot Cat continues to nyo while waving its hands around in an attempt to charade his flustered attempts to get their attention, then attempts to mention Chariot being with the missing deck.

"Well, if you say Chariots with them, then I don't think you should worry about their well being.  Just make sure World doesn't use her Activate All abilities if the remaining deck starts getting antsy.  We don't want to give him a cent of our debt if the escaped cards start causing havoc while he's trying to round them up and bring them back here."

Tarot Cat nods in understanding as he goes off to try another attempt at consulting with his cards, leaving Hajime to sigh again before heading back to the core of the Wily Star II to continue monitoring the progress of the other Robot Masters.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 02, 2013, 01:26:29 AM »

The Sun continues drifting through the hallway, swaying side to side while seemingly singing to herself.  She eventually bumps into Death floating outside the control room, staring at Afro Shroom who appears to have been standing in the same spot for an hour.

Erika and Lovers eventually catch up, their attention quickly zeroing in on Death's appearance.

"Hi Tabatha!" Lovers squeals, waving towards her, "Wha'cha doing here!?"

Death meagerly turns to the two and places her index over her puckered lips, blowing a soft hush while winking cutely, "I've been wanting to try this since I first heard it from Hajime...."

The two look to each other in confusion as Death slithers towards Afro.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

Afro suddenly freezes, eyeing left and right while appearing too scared to want to turn around, "D...Did you hear something, Doc?"

Death muffles a giggle before holding the scythe out of her card and near Afro's neck, "I'm haunting you...."

Afro would've dismissed it as a poor attempt to mimic Ghost Wily II's running gag, but upon seeing the eerily small reaper tool dangling near his throat, he immediately screams at the top of his lungs.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The scream causes WilyII to fly out of his evil spinning chair.  As this was going on, she looks out the control room door at Erika and Lovers who were just staring at her, the older expressing an over-exaggerate glare while the younger tilts her head to one side while pressing her finger against her cheek.

"What!?" she snarks while shrugging, "The Devil can't have all the fun, y'know!"

Just as soon as she finished, WilyII comes crashing back down onto his evil spinning chair with enough force to flatten it a few inches.  Death quickly jumps into the back of Afro's coat while Erika panics and rushes away from the control room, grabbing Lovers in the process.

They completely forget about the Sun, who silently giggles while continuing her aimless drift down the hallway away from where the two had run off.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 01, 2013, 08:53:33 AM »

As the trio of "mature" cards continued down the hallway in search of the rest of their brethren, they spot the baby sun zip past them.

"Hey look!  There goes Chika!" Lover chirps while waving towards the fleeing card, "You think she left the deck because she was bored."

Chariot's forehead darkens to blue in foreboding, "I seriously hope she hasn't done anything to upset anyone."

They then hear noise coming from the R&D Lab, very agonizing noise that not even a well mannered, prideful person could stand the sound of.

"What do you tinks going on in dere?" Lover asks, almost shrinking behind Giuseppe.

"I...really don't think we should stick around here," Chariot mutters before grabbing both Lover and Erika and continuing after Sun.

But as they rounded the corner, Chariot suddenly stops, almost flinging the two cards ahead of him.

A Giant goal post appears to be standing in the middle of the hallway, staring at the thin side of Temperance's card.

"Ah!  There's Mariska!" Lover's squeals, "Is that two-eyed goal post admiring her beauty?"

Chariot was now a fountain of sweat, realizing that another robot has become aware of their presence in the WDS.  He quickly chucks the two cards behind the corner.

"Get the Sun and head for the Hanger," he orders, "I'll get Temperance and lead that thing away from here."

Without waiting for a response, he rushes down the hallway, grabbing the edge of Temperance's card along the way, and attempts to make a turn around another corner.  Once there, he notices one of the doors fly open as one of the captive Berbils saunters out with what appears to be a small, robotic mouse it had been tinkering with since being freed from dissection.  Having remembered that some of the Berbils had given themselves up for the sake of survival, he quickly assumes they were sent to a scrap yard of sorts and quickly runs into the next room, hoping to hide there until the fiasco had passed.

Inside, he finds the remaining Berbils hard at work digging through scrap and putting it back together, either out of fret of being sent back to the R&D Lab for dissection, or out of the joy of finally being able to tinker and build stuff.  Chariot overheard during Hajime's trip to WDS that Berbil Jane was the moral leader keeping the Berbils energetic and hopeful.  Having remembered what she looked like, he drags the sleeping Temperance along the pathways made by the mounding piles of scrap in search of her and hoping she might be able to help round up the rest of the cards that had been running loose since the "exotic" scuffle earlier.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 01, 2013, 07:58:22 AM »

Leo suddenly pops out of the card, almost knocking Erika off as he sniffs around while letting out a defensive growl.  Chariot stops and looks towards the card as Giuseppe eventually pops out as well, pulling Lover out with it as it snorts its nose around.

"Whats wong wif Weo and Giuseppe?" she asks, "Do dey smell something delicious?" she then presses her finger against her lip while drooling a bit, "I am a widdle hungwy."

Erika clambers back onto Leo, "We're cards that project digital holograms!  We don't need to eat anything!"

Her face then darkens, "There's someone following us...."

As much as Chariot wants to think she was doing this to dramatize the situation, he knew both animals have a strong sense of smell and wouldn't act so forwardly if they didn't think it was an unfamiliar scent.

At the moment, there was little they can do until Tarot Cat either eats them or uses one of the other cards to project their images (much as he hates to admit).

"If there is someone watching us, I think it's best we gather the other cards and get out of here before they report their whereabouts to the old man," he mutters before dashing off, dragging Erika's card along and almost knocking her off Leo's head.

"Ack!  Chariot!  Let go of my card!  I can run just fine, you know!"

Lover gleefully claps, "Wee!  I wove pwaying Cat and Mouse!" she then pulls Giuseppe back into the card and flies off after the two.


As Medic Man was continuing repairs on boforte, the patient couldn't help (literally) but notice something rising up over Medic Man's head.  A strange tarot card containing an orange baby with a lively sun for a head.

"Hey!  What's that thing rising up behind your head!?" he exclaims.  Medic Man stops repairing and turns to where he was frantically pointing, but the card began following the back of his head, laughing silently at the ensuing scene.

"I don't see anything,~" he mutters, "Your visual circuits must be damaged too.~"

"What're you talking about!?  That thing just hid behind your head!"

Medic Man turns his attention back towards boforte, "Oh.~  Well I'll deal with whatever it is you think you're seeing after I finish your repairs.~"

boforte muffles a growl as he reluctantly goes back to staring at the top of Medic Man's head where the card continues to float.  After a minute, the card moves back down Medic Man's head before the baby sun pops out of the picture, landing on the edge of his cap without so much as a sound or jolt from the drop.

"Ack!  That thing just popped out of the card and landed on your head!" he almost wails.

"Okay.~  Now I know your visual circuits have been affected by that strange energy.~  If what that thing is did exist and pop out the card, as you said, I would have known about it almost instantly!~"

"Godammit, Medic!  Will you just stop repairing me for a second and look up!?"

Medic Man lets out a huff and looks straight at the ceiling, "I don't see what the problem is.~  There's nothing there.~"

He then looks back towards boforte, "I'll just have to take a look at your eyes for a moment and make sure they're working properly.~"

As Medic Man was about to examine boforte's eyes, the baby sun places her fingerless hands on her cheek, rubbing them up and down as if trying to make a funny face.

"Why you!  YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?"

He immediately springs off the maintenance table and attempts to grab the baby sun, only for it to leap back into the card and fly out of the R&D Lab, causing him to double over and land on top of Medic Man.

The card stood at the entrance, way, kicking her feet around while giggling silently before continuing her trek away from the room.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to everyone, Temperance lingers down the hallway, yawning tiredly while struggling to keep her two jugs opposing each other and flowing water between them.

"So tired....  I think I'll...." she eventually drops her arms and tilts her head forward, drifting off to sleep while her card continues to drift down the hallway aimlessly towards WilyII's bedroom.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: January 01, 2013, 05:59:09 AM »

As they were traveling through space towards their intended destination, the cards started floating about the cart the Robot Masters occupied, gazing at every single constellation they could find while searching about for planets beyond the moon (with the obvious exception of Justice, who's isolated herself into a corner with the back end of her card facing the rest of the cart).  The other Robot Masters, save for Bin Man who's dimly staring out the window at the lingering debris left behind by destroyed Arwings, were deep in thought over Hajime's recent request, and how it was going to affect the balance he has been trying to maintain in order to keep good business and trust with everyone he had befriended in the past.

Suddenly, Minotaur Man spazzes a snort, instinctively jerking his head side to side like a bull shaking some tension and dust off its fur.  Often considered the second dimmest bulb in the set, whatever deep thought he was in quickly derails upon regaining his senses and seeing Tarot Cat lingering around, looking at every single card in the area.

"Is something wrong, Tarot?" he grunts.  Tarot Cat quickly flies up to him, spouting "nyos" noises while waving its arms up and down and pointing to some of the cards, "You're saying some of your cards are missing?"

He looks towards the cards already loose in the area, "Well, you did let them out a minute ago; I don't see why you're so upset."

Tarot Cat quickly shakes its head and continues making more "nyos" while continuing to point at the cards.  Minotaur Man looks towards the cards again, seeming to remember there being more lively, carefree cards running loose and chatting among themselves, but aside from the ones stargazing, the entire cart was dead silent.

Minotaur Man prepares to contemplate who was missing only to notice the ruined Wily Star II in the distance.

"Oh, wow!  Look at that mess.  Looks like we're gonna be here all week," he sighs before heading towards the front of the cart, "I'd better tell Hajime so he can give us a game plan on how to tackle this."

Tarot Cat watches Minotaur Man exit into the next room before making one final "nyo" and facepalming, squeezing a drop of snot from its non-existent nose.


Unknown to nearly everyone that had been near the Storage Lab, the scuffle between Empress and World had accidentally knocked a couple cards loose, causing them to get left behind during the transportation while some snuck away from the deck for their own personal reasons.

"So what we gonna do today, Erika?" The Lover asked.

The card in front of her, Srength's only daughter, spins around and sticks her index finger in front of her grit teeth, hissing at her to be quiet, "Keep it down!  You want the old man to know we slipped away from the deck!?"

She then lets out a huff and looks towards the nearby control room, "I want to make sure he isn't doing anything to hurt the Fool or his friends."

Giuseppe wiggles its piggy nose while Lover presses her finger against her cheek in the cutest manner possible, "But won't we get in twable for hawassing Mr. Tanaka's fwend?"

"Friend, my bare foot!" Erika huffs, "What friend goes around trying to take over the world and swindling those who trust him into doing his bidding!?  I'm telling you that old man is up to something and I'm going to make sure everyone in that truck knows it!"

Suddenly, her pet lion, Leo, pops up from below the card, letting out a loud roar before she panics and shoves his head back below the frame.

"Leo!  You're supposed to save your victory roar until after we've exposed the old man's tricks!"

"And how are you going to announce his old tricks when you hear them...?" grumbles a voice from behind them.  Erika nearly falls off her lion as Rini turns to see The Chariot standing behind them with his arms crossed and his trademark spear tucked against his right arm.

"Hi Danny!" she squeals, waving towards the less than enthused knight, "Did you come to pway with Erika too?"

"We are not playing!" Erika spouts, "This is real life espionage and I want to be the one to make sure that old man sticks to his promises and doesn't use their friendship to commit more unjustifiable crimes!"

"Yeah...well your attempt at real life espionage has already gotten half the building's attention by now.  So if I were you, I'd start looking for places to hide if you don't want to be the first to expose the old man to your inner circuitry."

Erika begins beating her fists against her chest, "Let him try!  I'm the daughter of Strength!  I can take on any challenge that-!" as she continues to ramble on proudly about her family heritage, Chariot nonchalantly materializes halfway out of his card and grabs the top of hers, yanking it into a flat up position while dragging her away from the control room.

"C'mon Lover.  Let's get away from here and find the other missing cards before one of his feet-kissing robots finds them," he says.

"Okay, Danny!" Lover giggles as she follows after Chariot.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 31, 2012, 12:07:13 PM »

"Thanks...I kinda like the hair I already have...."

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 31, 2012, 10:17:51 AM »

"OH NOZ!!!!  ITZ DA STARE!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 31, 2012, 06:29:36 AM »

"My New Years resolution is to achieve Super Saiyan 3!"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 31, 2012, 05:48:17 AM »

"What the hell did I just read...?"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 31, 2012, 04:07:32 AM »

"Me, jealous?  Ha!  My hat is way better than yours anyway!"

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 30, 2012, 08:58:07 AM »

Hajime sighs before turning his attention back to the squabble, "Get back in the deck, or I'll mummify every last one of you with duct tape!"

The unveiled cards stopped their individual (somewhat), activities before quickly retreating back into Tarot Cat's deck.  The other Robot Masters, feeling embarrassed and guilty for wasting everyone's time, meekly go back to gathering the extra fuel cells for their truck.  Hajime watches their departure before eying WilyII.

"I'll take the extra fuel cells as substitute payment for any peeking you may have seen during that little fiasco," he mutters before heading back to help them load the extra baggage.

Once everything was in order, he starts up the truck and drives out of the WDS before pressing some buttons on the computer next to the stirring wheel, causing the carts and the back of the dragon's head to become obscured by dragon-scale patterned shutters and the red rocket boosters in the back of the truck beds to turn downward, bursting to life with plasma fire that sends the entire vehicle rocketing into the vastness of space.

After breaking through the ozone, layer, the stubs on the top of the dragon's head burst with more plasma fire, forming horns which propel the truck through the gravityless environment.  Hajime turns the stirring wheel, causing the head to loop around and fly towards the location of the damaged Wily Star II.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 30, 2012, 08:13:09 AM »

"Probably a few more just in case we're ambushed by the Resistance, who would no doubt find out about the repairs and send some troops to try and stop us," Hajime said.

"I hope it does!" Strength snickers, pounding his fists together, "I wanna get outta this card and break some stuff so bad, it hurts!"

Another card flew out of Tarot Cat's deck, spinning around to reveal the Magical Drop version of The World.

"Ooh!  If that happens, I get to use my special powers, right!?" she quips excitedly.

"You!?" stifles an unamused scoff.  The Empress flies out of the deck and almost side bashes The World out of the way, "You're clearly unfit to unleash something only one of higher authority should unleash!"

"That's nice, Empress," World sighs while waving nonchalantly in Empress' direction, "Now why don't you do us all a favor and change into something less scantly so the boys can pay attention to someone more arousing."

"More arousing...?" Empress growls, throttling her rolled up whip, "How's this for arousing!?"

She then begins slapping her whip around at World, causing her to bunch her fist below her chin and squeal in the cutest, most sexy way possible.  Devil suddenly jumps out of the deck and points at the ensuing conflict.

"Cat fight!" he shouts.  He, Strength, Magician and Hermit fly out of the deck and surround the two with the inconvenient inclusion of Minotaur Man and Concession Man, practically hiding them from WilyII's view while yipping and hollering at the sexist show before them while Tarot Cat tries to get in and break it up.  Hajime sighs again and rubs his temple as he contemplates whether he should have reconsidered adding more inhibitors to their programming.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 30, 2012, 07:01:58 AM »

"Never fear, Sapphire Knight is here!"

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 30, 2012, 12:24:55 AM »

An audible chirp interrupts Junk Man's...greeting.  He eyes Berbil Jane who is casually tapping the wrench on her open hand/claw.  Thinking she might bash him again, he quickly, but gently, sets the captured Berbil back down with a big, innocent grin on his face while folding his hands and scurrying towards another room to resume his next desire for a hot oil bath.


After inserting the amount needed to make it to the Wily Star II, Hajime and the other Robot Masters began inspecting the remaining fuel cells to see if they were enough to drive it to and from the location to pick up replacement parts from the Junkyard.

"It's barely cutting it," Melt Man calculates, "But if we get the Star back up and running before the Resistance gets word of its repairs, we should have enough to make it back home."

"I dunno," Lantern Man mutters, "Maybe we should double the reserves, just in case."

"As long as Doc doesn't charge us for extra, I suppose we could use a couple more just in case," Hajime sighs.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 29, 2012, 08:22:06 AM »

"I am George Washington, President of the United States of Alpacas."

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 29, 2012, 12:50:40 AM »

"Make sure you get my good side!  And make sure the light isn't too far below me or you won't be able to see my sexellent face!" óVó

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 28, 2012, 08:35:09 PM »

Just as Junk Man neared one of the Berbils who turned around upon hearing his shout, a giant wrench landed hard on his head.

Berbil Jane stood on a smaller mound, pulling back the wrench she used to bash him upside the head with, "Be gentle.  We Berbils scare easily; Junk Bot does not want to suffer more damage than already shown."


While the Robot Masters didn't know what was going on, Hajime had somewhat of an idea what WilyII was doing behind the shutters aside from handing out the fuel cells needed to reach the Wily Star II.

He seems to be under the impression that he would be adding more stuff to the star than what was already slapped on, but Hajime was not about to be duped into another free favor like he had done with the Resistance through some assistance with the Berbils.  He only wants to repair Star to the way it was and let WilyII throw on his additions with whatever scrap he digs up in his own scarp yard.

They make it back to the truck to unload their next set of fuel cells while the first load was being inserted into its engine.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 26, 2012, 11:41:48 PM »

Tarot Cat quickly grabs the two cards and hugs them while shaking its head, "NINININININININI!!!"

Strength immediately began gagging and waving at the screen, "Ah, yuck!  Watch where you swing that snot, Fool!"

Hajime just gives WilyII a nonchalant leer before taking out his abacus, "You lay a fingerprint on them, and I'll add it to your tab."

Seeing this as a cue to start heading back, the rest of the Robot Masters began heading back towards the truck to begin loading and injecting the fuel cells into its engine.