More home-made Chinese rice.

Posted on: June 15, 2013, 10:55:18 PMMr. Crabs.

... And now...

Lo-mein.

What the [tornado fang], Notch, you're letting Microshit put Minecraft on Xboned?! I thought they hated indie devs, or are they selective assholes about it?

oh boy would you look at those melons!

"Are they juicy and firm?"

Posted on: June 16, 2013, 09:54:29 AMTwo people here? Wow.

I need a shower...

Zeus. Lightning powers, baby.

Ratchet and Clank (aka PS2 line) or Ratchet and Clank Future (aka PS3 line)?

I only played a little of the first game in the PS2 line, so...

Dead Fantasy or Haloid?

This was the last Bugles commercial I remember ever seeing.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8RgAECGVA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8RgAECGVA</a>

I love women with flexibility.

basically the point we're making here is let me us into the secret porn board already

We have an ecchi thread for softcore porn (but no nudity though).

They go great with hummus~

[BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]

Though, what's the tally for the stupid [parasitic bomb] Microsoft has done now? I'm sure one exists.

Let me try and think of the series of events:

-TV SPORTS TV SPORTS

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8</a>

-Don Mattrick tells people that if people don't have a reliable internet connection that they should stick with the 360.

Don, I [tornado fang]ing plan on it 'til I get me a Wii U, [sonic slicer].

-Don Mattrick calls Backwards Compatibilty and people who care about it 'really backwards'

Like their ability to think logically?

-$500

> Wii U Basic: $300
>> Wii U Deluxe: 350
> PlayStation 4: 400

U mad, Micro$oft?

-Japan isn't on the launch list

Boooooo!

-Day One Edition Preorder with Achievement and DLC

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-Doritos/Mountain Dew Promotion

At this point, I believe Doritos and Moutain Dew to be the promoting whores of snacks and soft drinks, which is why I go for this:

HIS FACE ON TEH MOON!

*sigh* It's the Internet kid. Deal with it.

[-Update-]

COFFEEEEEEEE

That's what I thought he said as a kid.

So did I and my older brother when we were younger. Also...

Smash U and 3DSmash might not release at the same time.

The article mentions Ice Climbers, so perhaps they're confirmed?

So Wii U's version could be out first? Usually I expect the console version of a game to hit the shelves first before their handheld versions, if any.

-Update-
Not sure if this was mentioned already, but the Wii U and 3DS versions will not do cross-platform play however they can interact with each other.

I'd be cool if the Yellow Devil does some unique attacks in the new SSB.

So did I...

I'd rather go through the entire hellish CarnEvil than ride on Mr. Xbones Wild Ride...

-EDIT-
I'm surprised the thread hasn't been renamed to something more fitting to describe how [parasitic bomb] Xboned is.

http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/

You can't be serious...

They're already the Limbo champion though.

Unless they play the special brand of limbo where you go through the floor or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if they go so low that they tear a hole through the space-time continuum.

Here's some more.

PC.

SO GOOD, EVEN MICROSOFT RUNS IT!

http://imgur.com/a/NbGau

Also, >Win 7

even Microsoft knows Windows 8 is [parasitic bomb].

So it can run Windows? [tornado fang] that. If I want a PC (preferably Windows XP or 7) that I can actually upgrade and play games without DRM (legal or otherwise), I'd get a friggin' PC, not a cheap piece of hardware with horseshit DRM.

Someday....

Glorious...
We need a happy crying Kobun here.

...Wait a tick, that's it right there! Xbox One is [parasitic bomb] from the assholes at Microsoft and every one of their employees just as Captain Novolin is human misery in video game form. It is essentially a TV box filled with [parasitic bomb] and operates as a "gaming console" on that very fecal matter it was made from. That is the only logical conclusion for this soggy diarrhea of a gaming platform to exist. No way can animals can produce excrement this putrid and foul -- even if they tried or if they were drugged up on laxatives -- only human beings with the combined IQ as low as Microsoft as a whole can take a huge [parasitic bomb] that offends all five human senses.

Pre-historic reptiles can't resist Hawkeye. May as well be the mack daddy of dinosaurs.

Meanwhile, in Thundera, everybody is playing PS4 and Wii U while Mum-Ra tries to sabotage everybody's fun with an army of Xboned machines and fantards.

Seriously amazing how much stuff is being leaked out.

It's the [parasitic bomb] that's leaking out of the septic tank of Microsoft HQ. And it stinks.

Did not know Kamui has native XInput support in v1.12 (D-Pad works too). Sweet though having the pause button mapped to Y is weird and there's nothing I can do about that.

I can see Microsoft resorting to slanderous ads.

Sega did that ages ago with Nintendo.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGnZ-e3jc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGnZ-e3jc</a>
It's only a matter of time before someone makes a parody of this to mock Xboned -1.

Sony already did that to Microsoft though, for good reason and everyone loves it.

Righteous burning at its finest.

I should inform this with my other friends on Facebook and a tweet about this. Plus this should be good to throw around on another forum I go to.

Hang on so you mean like you


*shoots self before game design mind takes over completely*

What are you talking about? I took my sniper to a single-use upgrade station, and seeing how weapon modding in the 1960s within a dystopian hellhole stuck in the 1920s work, some things laying around your tool shed can be used to improvise weapons. Hell, gun and RPG turrets can be made from swivel chairs and motors apparently and a weapon. Even better...

They can't do that. It's impossible to lower their reputation any more when it's already at the bottom.

I'll wait for the day a Microsoft employee assaults a person walking out of store after buying a PS4/Wii U. And they attack me....

Have a sniper rifle to spare? I always pick it so I can one-on-one with Special Infected Fanboys.

oh god this whole zombie fanboy thing is rapidly becoming a game thing in my head make it stop

I have one that I duct taped a combat knife under the barrel for close encounters and modified it with some motors so it can fire more rapidly.