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Gaming / Re: The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

« on: June 14, 2013, 05:01:02 AM »

Hang on so you mean like you

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spent...

points...

on a...

weapon...

up...

grade...

HNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGG

*shoots self before game design mind takes over completely*

What are you talking about? I took my sniper to a single-use upgrade station, and seeing how weapon modding in the 1960s within a dystopian hellhole stuck in the 1920s work, some things laying around your tool shed can be used to improvise weapons. Hell, gun and RPG turrets can be made from swivel chairs and motors apparently and a weapon. Even better...

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heat-seeking rockets for a grenade launcher can be made from brass tubes, kerosene, and distilled water.

They can't do that. It's impossible to lower their reputation any more when it's already at the bottom.

I'll wait for the day a Microsoft employee assaults a person walking out of store after buying a PS4/Wii U. And they attack me....

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Gaming / Re: The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

« on: June 14, 2013, 04:01:07 AM »

Have a sniper rifle to spare? I always pick it so I can one-on-one with Special Infected Fanboys.

oh god this whole zombie fanboy thing is rapidly becoming a game thing in my head make it stop

I have one that I duct taped a combat knife under the barrel for close encounters and modified it with some motors so it can fire more rapidly.

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Gaming / Re: The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

« on: June 14, 2013, 03:42:27 AM »

Brace yourselves
The waves of zombie Microsoft fanboys are coming
Shoot them in the head, it's the only way to stop them.

Oh [parasitic bomb], in my trousers. Better start splicing some Incinerate! 3 into me before I pull the Thompson M1921.

I hear the pre orders of the One were already sold out somewhere.

Gettin' me shotgun too...

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Gaming / Re: More teasing from WayForward. Speculation Ahoy!

« on: June 14, 2013, 02:32:59 AM »

Everyone with a US 3DS is having so much fun right now...

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This is me every time a region-locked Japanese 360 game comes out, with a side of anger...

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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)

« on: June 14, 2013, 01:19:07 AM »

Oh yeah, tight pants are definitely sexy.

But wearing just panties instead would be a welcome change of pace for her.

I'd love to Wii Fit Trainer's trefoil.

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Actually I can see her trefoil through the panty lines of her yoga pants, but I want to use her working out in her underwear. Especially in something frilly.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 14, 2013, 01:14:59 AM »

I wonder if you can play the PS4 on Mars.

Its region-free, so you can still play it even if you get sucked through a massive blackhole of [tornado fang] that Xbone created and wind up on an planet from another dimension inhabited by catpeople.

Their technology will probably way more advanced than ours though.

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Gaming / Re: Animal Crossing Thread.

« on: June 13, 2013, 09:56:48 PM »

I need to get in this series. I heard its about as life-ruining as TV Tropes.

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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)

« on: June 13, 2013, 09:48:08 PM »

Foot porn is gearing to be the most prominent porn of her. Unsurprising, considering she's the one barefoot Human female in the game.

With dem tight yoga pants.

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Could have sworn DAT ASS and that other girl wasn't in this post before but sexy nonetheless.

B-But... The Yoga pants...

Don't worry brotha, I know...

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Is it sex o'clock already?! I'm late for my harem!!

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread

« on: June 13, 2013, 09:23:21 PM »

Tripping is no more!

At a time like this, I wish someone made a gif from Chowder where a cake with "YAY" on came into transition because that's exactly what I'm thinking of when I heard no more tripping.

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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)

« on: June 13, 2013, 09:17:52 PM »

this one you mean

Yes~

Yep.

... Though if I were Kirby, I'd prefer she lay on her back instead!

I can picture that now...

Also, if anyone wants to share ecchi that has nipples in them but aren't sure if it's allowed, just PM me the pics and I just may appove.

I found a few with areolae slips but didn't upload them yet. I'm bring them to your attention if I get the chance...

Foot pron is gearing to be the most prominent porn of her. Unsurprising, considering she's the one barefoot Human female in the game.

With dem tight yoga pants.

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Sooner or later, I'll become the next Quentin Tarantino.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 09:05:16 PM »

Now now not every FPS looks gray and gritty. There's Irrational Games' BioShock series that actually looks unique from other games in the genre. BioShock Infinite is probably the most vibrant and colorful FPS that exists.

BioShock 1 and 2 have an interesting underwater theme and the overall design seperates them from the flock.

There's probably others, not many mind you, but still. More FPS games should try to be different like the BioShock series.

This is why BioShock, and its spiritual ancestor System Shock, will stand out for me unlike Call of Doggies: See Spot Gun Down the Mailman XXVII: Origins. You will NEVER Art Deco, Steampunk or Cyberpunk in Call of Doggies. Ever.

Posted on: June 13, 2013, 03:01:17 PMPlus System Shock is part RPG, not just FPS, and I've been an RPG person more than an FPS fan.

I can respect Halo. Halo sort of redefined the genre, (it saved the original Xbox too) but then everyone wanted to be Halo, and that kind of ruined it. Halo became this giant OMG HALO thing and I got sick of it.

That and MANY games since than re-used the recharging shield mechanic over and over again.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 13, 2013, 07:09:09 PM »

Cut my hair short for a job.

How traumatic. I actually considered buying a wig for when I'm off from work.

I definitely don't like short hair. I prefer long. But [tornado fang], if I'll be getting paid for it...

I alwayed to have long hair, but my mom always have to cut most of my hair off when it my hair is "too much" for her.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 06:40:26 PM »

Nintendoes what Microsoft don't♪

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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)

« on: June 13, 2013, 06:32:31 PM »

There's one I found with Wii Fit Trainer and Kirby, but I'm not sure it's okay to share.

I'll give you all a hint:

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Kirby's the exercise ball.

Too bad I can't upload it now... /wii

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 13, 2013, 07:09:17 AM »

Grapefruit. It's bitter, like those bastards at Micro$oft.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 07:05:24 AM »

Hand-picked a couple of images and videos for the first post, and I think those pretty much sums up everything about X1.

Posted on: June 13, 2013, 05:37:03Yes, and you can click to see how many people already unlocked it with their preorder, read the "guide" for it or read the very interesting review about this exclusive offer.

So there's a way around that achievement without ever buying it?

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 05:38:52 AM »

Shoot 'em ups are also popular in Japan, and the majority of those games get developed or ported to Xbox 360 (those dammed region-locked ones especially). I can only imagine a lot of Japan-only shooters are gonna end up PlayStation 4 instead (which is good because everybody can play them regardless of their region).

I completely forgot about MGS5. Isn't the Metal Gear Solid series fairly popular in Japan? Why would you make an MGS game for a console that Japanese players can't authenticate their games on (either right away or ever)?

I wonder if Kojima is face-palming about this when this crap surfaced in Japan.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 03:40:28 AM »

I hate to sound like a complete dick about the whole situation, but...

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!! Now you know how I [tornado fang]ing feel whenever you make goddamned region-locked games for Xbox 360, assholes! /venting

But seriously though, they just gave all of Japan a big middle finger. I highly doubt they'll make many games for it now. It's ironic that MGS V is gonna be on Xboned.

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Rockman Series / Re: Super Speculation Bros. Mega Man

« on: June 13, 2013, 02:08:16 AM »

• I'm hoping the Final Smash will turn Mega Man into his Rush Adapter form from MM7 and it'll giving him wings the ability to fly and gets to use the Hyper Rush Buster for high damage, but maybe the homing function will be nerfed so he's not OP. My other idea is that Mega Man summons Rush and he'll randomly use either Rush Jet, Drill Rush or Rush Bike, and if there's an underwater level, Rush Marine to provide assistance that way.
• I'm hoping Proto Man who will fight for you by using his Proto Buster or his shield as a battering ram; Roll who will probably fight in ways similar to Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom; Eddie will drop random loot in the arena (be it recovery items, weapons, and everybody's favorite, Bob-ombs ).
• I'm going for Fire Man's, Quick Man's, Top Man's, Freeze Man's, and Galaxy Man's themes for starters, the boss music and Wily's Castle 1/2 music from MM2 to name some songs at the top of my head.
• Obviously Energy Pellets (and the rare Yashichi) for recovery, Beat can be used to add to your smash attacks, and Metools would be the MM equivalent to Mr. Saturn.

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I've been ninja'd by everyone else.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 01:25:53 AM »

No it'll be manure that makes their gardens smell like [parasitic bomb].

Or it'll be the [parasitic bomb] that will make the gardens smell like manure.

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 13, 2013, 01:02:05 AM »

The Xbox Ones that are corroding away in a compost heap will make their gardens lavish and beautiful.

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Gaming / Re: The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

« on: June 13, 2013, 12:56:25 AM »

Can anyone fill me in on what I missed. I'm tired, I was working all day from 8 AM tearing down trees and burning down the branches. I feel like Muscle Man from Regular Show right about now...

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Gaming / Re: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

« on: June 12, 2013, 07:25:53 AM »

> over $9000 $100 more than it should be
> bloasted with horseshit DRM, region-locking, dogs, sports and TV nonsense
> achievement

Hmmmmm no [tornado fang]ing way.

P.S.
[tornado fang] you for stealing a game I wanted on my Xbox 360, you [sonic slicer].

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Gaming / Re: The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

« on: June 12, 2013, 02:44:26 AM »

R.I.P Crimson Dragon. At least a few lucky bastards got the leaked Xbox 360 demo.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 11, 2013, 08:31:07 PM »

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[tornado fang], [tornado fang], [tornado fang]!! Why are you making Crimson Dragon on Xboned now?! [tornado fang]ing horseshit!!!