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Title: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:07:01 PM: A True Kick To The Groin - Dragonball Evolution for the PSP (http://kotaku.com/5134671/dragonball-the-movie-the-game-the-screen-shots)

You know, sometime a game comes along that looks so horrible and funny, it deserves it's own topic. We all knew this game was coming, but now here are screenshots for the new Dragonball: Evolution fighting game for the PSP. Oh man, does it look awful. Maybe not as Opening Day Awful as the movie, but still, damn!
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Flame on January 19, 2009, 11:16:19 PM: You have GOT to be kidding me.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on January 19, 2009, 11:20:19 PM: Oh my god Bulma should not have brown hair!
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:21:35 PM: LoL, Bulma should also not be in a fighting game to begin with! XD
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Flame on January 19, 2009, 11:22:03 PM: Quote from: Sakura on January 19, 2009, 11:20:19 PM
Oh my god Bulma should not have brown hair!
Forget Bulma, look at Master Roshi.
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Solar on January 19, 2009, 11:22:55 PM: I'll get it (somehow) for the lulz this could bring XD

Quote from: Sakura on January 19, 2009, 11:20:19 PM
Oh my god Bulma should not have brown hair!

You're like a year or more too late.

Quote from: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:21:35 PM
LoL, Bulma should also not be in a fighting game to begin with! XD

Hey, for some reason that makes me want this more XD

Quote from: Flame on January 19, 2009, 11:22:03 PM
Forget Bulma, look at Master Roshi.

Appearance or the fact that he's not a pervert?

God damnit guys, you post fast @_@
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Post by: Zx on January 19, 2009, 11:23:39 PM: This is soo wrong that makes me laugh XD
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Post by: VixyNyan on January 19, 2009, 11:25:04 PM: ... The moment I have access to it, I will live feed it. 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Flame on January 19, 2009, 11:25:50 PM: ^ Let the lulz begin.
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Post by: Karai on January 19, 2009, 11:26:03 PM: Augh, you beat me to posting about it!
Anyway, what could you expect from DB: The Movie: The Game? :D

I bet a bag of peanuts that, uhh, *searches wiki* "Carey Fuller: A high school bully" will be unlockable.
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Post by: Solar on January 19, 2009, 11:27:41 PM: I bet a bag of chips that he'll be in the starting roster!
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Post by: STM on January 19, 2009, 11:28:13 PM: This looks terrible, awful, dreadful!

...I look forward to the live stream of it.
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Flame on January 19, 2009, 11:28:54 PM: I bet a bag of chips that Yamcha wont be one of the first to get eliminated like he should from any tournament mode the game might have.
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:29:07 PM: Quote from: Vixy on January 19, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
... The moment I have access to it, I will live feed it. 8D

Oh, you're the best!
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Post by: PowerArmor on January 19, 2009, 11:30:53 PM: Quote from: Vixy on January 19, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
... The moment I have access to it, I will live feed it. 8D

...

I <3 you.

I really do.
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:32:36 PM: I wonder if this will be better or worse than Street Fighter: The Movie The Game! XD
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Solar on January 19, 2009, 11:35:18 PM: Is that humanly possible?
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:37:29 PM: Anything is possible with games based on movies! XD
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Post by: VixyNyan on January 19, 2009, 11:40:09 PM: Street Fighter the Movie (the Game) is better than this.
This comes from a past where I actually enjoyed it. >U<

There was a mode that I was playing that kept me going.
It was "Trial Mode" where you could fight against many fighters and earn star points.
"Movie Battle" had different paths you could take, depend on what choice you made.

Replay Value, my bum. X3
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Post by: Jericho on January 19, 2009, 11:42:49 PM: In before "DRAGON! DRAGON! FIREBALL!" XD

Still though, this game looks like it's going to stand the test of time like Shaq Fu & the aforementioned Street Fighter The Movie game.
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Post by: Solar on January 19, 2009, 11:45:15 PM: What if, just if, this game is actualy good? *gasp* OMG PLOT TWISTS! :O
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Post by: Protodude on January 19, 2009, 11:46:20 PM: Ugh, not another movie game tie in :(
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Post by: Protoman Blues on January 19, 2009, 11:48:46 PM: Quote from: Taiyo on January 19, 2009, 11:45:15 PM
What if, just if, this game is actualy good? *gasp* OMG PLOT TWISTS! :O

Then it'll probably be better than the movie! 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Solar on January 19, 2009, 11:53:21 PM: I thought that was a fact already 8D
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Post by: HokutoNoBen on January 20, 2009, 12:56:21 AM: At best, this will be a Budokai game with a RI-DONK-CULOUS coat of paint over top of it. At worst, it will be a travesty that's just nonredeemable in any way! 8D

...Looks like I got yet ANOTHER game to import. 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on January 20, 2009, 01:04:44 AM: Rock the Dragon, Ben! Rock the Dragon! 8)
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Waifu on January 20, 2009, 04:28:35 AM: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Don't make me lol so uncontrollably!!! XD XD XD

Seriously, there are better DBZ games than this and some are actually fun but Hollywood actually trying to achieve by doing this?
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Post by: Sky Child on January 20, 2009, 04:58:07 AM: Nothing left to say here.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on January 20, 2009, 05:37:10 AM: Somehow, I see this game selling a lot just so people can see just how bad this game is.

I predict at least a million copies sold the first week.
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 20, 2009, 02:29:39 PM: So...
The balls are still inert right?
RIGHT!? 8D
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Post by: Frozen Potato on January 20, 2009, 02:42:40 PM: that should be made critical and made the opponent flinch for a few seconds 8D
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Post by: megatamx on January 20, 2009, 03:31:43 PM: This game is so WRONG in MANY WAYS!!!!*throws up*
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Post by: Psycho Yuffie on January 20, 2009, 04:08:47 PM: I actually found this funny... Bulma kicking Yamucha in the groin. Priceless. XD
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Post by: Pringer X on January 20, 2009, 08:21:08 PM: The movie is made of fail, and this game will be made of fail. At least they will be made out of lawl Fail.

Several bad puns/captions:
"Ouch! My Dragonballs!"
"It's Super Effective!"
"This is for cheating on me you bastard!"
"The spiritual sequel to Street Fighter: the Movie: the Game"
"I think one of them popped!"
"At the very least, you can see the actors beat the [parasitic bomb] out of themselves for being in this movie in the first place."
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Waifu on January 20, 2009, 08:30:08 PM: They should make a Street Fighter/DBZ/Dead or Alive movie game crossover. 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 21, 2009, 02:29:56 PM: Quote from: Ballade on January 20, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
Several bad puns/captions:

Quote from: Dr. Wily II on January 20, 2009, 02:29:39 PM
So...
The balls are still inert right?
RIGHT!? 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: VixyNyan on March 22, 2009, 07:08:37 PM: Sweet necroposting... I'm gonna try and broadcast it now... XD (http://www.justin.tv/vixyrpm/)
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on March 22, 2009, 07:20:17 PM: for some reason i want this game XD

just to try the ball kicking

~~when does it come ou~~t XD XD XD figured when

it looks too funny XD XD XD
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Post by: HokutoNoBen on March 22, 2009, 08:20:09 PM: Honestly, it's plain to see that this game is just Shin Budokai with a terrible art style. Everything about the game engine is what we've seen before, so in that venue, it's love it or hate it.

Now, whether you'll be able to get past the bad art style, is another thing altogether... 8D
Title: Re: Kick To The Groin = 235 DMG
Post by: Protoman Blues on March 22, 2009, 09:00:50 PM: Quote from: Viewtiful Ben on March 22, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
Honestly, it's plain to see that this game is just Shin Budokai with a terrible art style.

That could probably describe the movie as well! 8)
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Post by: VixyNyan on March 22, 2009, 09:16:56 PM: I managed to save a few broken clips from the stream...

Dragonball Evolution (PSP) Goku vs Piccolo (http://www.justin.tv/clip/5cd5a9c548495172)
Dragonball Evolution (PSP) Goku vs Chichi (http://www.justin.tv/clip/c9ee230f73ae50b8)
Dragonball Evolution (PSP) short match (http://www.justin.tv/clip/2e68c1f74bb4f5a9)
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Post by: Solar on March 22, 2009, 09:25:17 PM: That Goku vs Piccolo match was almost as long as the actual one XD
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Post by: borockman on March 22, 2009, 10:22:00 PM: Quote from: Vixy on March 22, 2009, 09:16:56 PM
I managed to save a few broken clips from the stream...
Dragonball Evolution (PSP) Goku vs Piccolo (http://www.justin.tv/clip/5cd5a9c548495172)

You have no idea how funny the kamehameha is. XD
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on March 23, 2009, 07:43:14 AM: Wow.
No words can express what I just saw... XD XD XD
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Post by: Pringer X on March 24, 2009, 08:54:46 AM: Quote from: Protoman Blues on March 22, 2009, 09:00:50 PM
That could probably describe the movie as well! 8)

Nah, the game the movie is based on is closer to the original Dragonball series than the movie it's based on XD

I saw the commercials for the movie a couple days ago, and my GOD was a lot more changed than I thought it would. I talked with someone about the movie today and he said he was going to watch the movie just because of how bad it was going to be XD About him and thousands of other people! XD