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Title: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
Post by: Flame on November 10, 2008, 03:30:11 AM
I make a wish, the next person corrupts it horribly, and then they make one, and so forth.

I wish that all the RPM hadnt crashed and been reset...
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 03:30:49 AM
Instead you are banned, Happy day!

I wish I had a real Geass...
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 10, 2008, 03:32:48 AM
Granted, but it only allows you to look five minutes into the future.

I wish I had a wish with which I would make and then have it horribly corrupted by people on the internet.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 03:42:33 AM
It won't get horribly Corrupted...

I wish Kallen was my girlfriend...
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Post by: Sparky on November 10, 2008, 03:50:38 AM
Granted, but she's unfaithful as hell.

I wish I had Castle Crashers.
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Post by: Jericho on November 10, 2008, 03:52:33 AM
Congrats you got it for your birthday, but RRoD got the best of your 360.

I wish if money wasn't so damn troublesome.
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Post by: Solar on November 10, 2008, 03:53:33 AM
Granted, now you get $100 an hour, but it combusts as soon as it touches your hand.

I wish for randomness.
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Post by: Zx on November 10, 2008, 03:57:12 AM
And you get nothing

I wish for power
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Post by: Rad Lionheart on November 10, 2008, 03:58:38 AM
You got power, you got power of turning light switches on and off at lightning speeds. Have fun with your new home made strobe light powers.

I wish I was good at corrupting wishes.
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Post by: Solar on November 10, 2008, 04:00:14 AM
@ZX:Granted, but it is controlled with cybernetic implants that will make you blow up if they ever fail or fall, btw, there is a bunch of really powerful people at your door waiting to kick your ass. (I liked how it came out, I am NOT deleting it because someone posted faster >_>)

@Rad:Granted, but you suck at everything else in life now.

I wish for a Xbox 360 immune to RRoD and any other kind of failure.
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Post by: Jericho on November 10, 2008, 04:02:02 AM
@Rad: Granted, but now every time you start a sentence with "I wish", you're struck with lightning. 8D
@Tai: Granted, but you can only play your games in one sit through since the system turns itself off to conserve power.

I wish if I had more awesome music.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 04:02:09 AM
Granted, but you can't play it anyway.


I still wish Kallen was my girlfriend...
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Post by: Rad Lionheart on November 10, 2008, 04:02:46 AM
So basically I now have the ability to corrupt wishes? Everything else is the same? Sweet. +1 for Rad.

But anyways, you get your immune xbox 360, but you're now too poor to afford games, and any games you now own have suddenly burst into flames.
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Post by: Hypershell on November 10, 2008, 06:38:37 AM
Having failed to make a follow-up wish and broken the thread, the sharp corners of each box in the thread will jump out of your computer monitor and slash open your skull.

I wish for a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on November 10, 2008, 06:42:30 AM
Granted, but the million dollars is in Confederate Money!

I'd like to have a new Starfox game!
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Post by: Sparky on November 10, 2008, 06:43:32 AM
Granted, but the franchise has gone to hell.

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Dr. Robotnik.
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Post by: Solar on November 10, 2008, 06:45:29 AM
Granted, but it comes to life and invades your empire.

I wish it would rain money.
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Post by: Hypershell on November 10, 2008, 06:47:07 AM
Granted, but it rains only coins falling at lethal speeds.

I wish for Titanus to retu-
...nevermind, that's already been corrupted twice.

I wish for a DVD burner.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 10, 2008, 06:48:36 AM
Granted but it actually melts your dvds

I wish I had Zero's boob lights!!! :V
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on November 10, 2008, 06:49:44 AM
Granted, but you get pulled over by a police officer for one of them being out.

I'd like to never need sleep!
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Post by: Trask on November 10, 2008, 07:10:52 AM
Granted, but you are now extremely lonely since no one is up.
I wish I had a Vampire Killer.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 10, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
[Ooh, I love this game. X3]

Granted, the legendary Vampire Killer whip appears in your hands. Of course, the revived-for-the-umpteenth-time Dracula is none too happy about this, and so he sends his army of demons, undead and other nasties after you and they munch your soul like an old Twiglet.

I wish I had horns.
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 10, 2008, 09:12:56 PM
You got it!  *an entire brass section appears in your living room*

I wish I could draw better~
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 10, 2008, 09:20:09 PM
Granted. In fact, you can draw so amazingly well that every other artist chases you and try to lynch you.

I wish Nana (from Command Mission) was my RL girlfriend~ =3
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 10, 2008, 09:39:59 PM
Granted but she's killed by an uprising anti-futuristic robot group.

I wish I could makeout with Bridget! (guilty gear)
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 10, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
Granted, but Bridget soon dies from unknown causes while muttering "I should have had that fish taco..." before he died. This spurs you on to the path of revenge, leading you to destroy all fish tacos that you see from now on.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by: Solar on November 10, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
Granted, but it is a non-living female teacup.

I wish my head stopped hurting x_x
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 10, 2008, 10:00:12 PM
you got it!  But... you lose all feeling in your head and eventually all brain function as well, you then appear in one of the Resident Evil games as zombie #147.

I wish I had some fewd o.o;
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Post by: Nekomata on November 10, 2008, 10:16:53 PM
granted~ it's horribly burnt.

i wish for nothing, rawr~
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Post by: Gaia on November 10, 2008, 10:17:26 PM
@ Cephi: Granted, but you will eventually die FROM the fewd due do overeating and/or kidney faliure.

@ Neko: You got nothing, but yet you feel the need for something.

I wish I had some karts. (plays a little off from this)
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 11:10:49 PM
You got karts, and Spikey Shells... All targeted at your head, have fun.

I Still Wish Kallen was my girlfriend....
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Post by: Gaia on November 10, 2008, 11:19:57 PM
In an unexpected turn of events, she went to a small town on an island and fell in love with an active overwieight named Peter and married him, they had three children (Plus talking dog) years later. (you did NOT see that coming  XD)

I wish I had an Articuno..
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 11:21:58 PM
Granted, but it pecked your eyes out.

I now wish Peter Griffin would rot in hell for stealing my girl. (I still wonder how Kallen fell in love with him, He's an american creation!)
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 10, 2008, 11:27:46 PM
Granted, but he took you with him

I wish PB would be attacked by a group of rabid badgers.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 10, 2008, 11:29:45 PM
Granted, but PB is saved by is Sexellence.  :P

I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 10, 2008, 11:30:51 PM
Granted, but Vixy and PB kill them.  :P

I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!

Then Godzilla attacked destroying everything.

I wish I had a Valkyrie.
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Post by: Nekomata on November 10, 2008, 11:53:27 PM
granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:

i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:
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Post by: Nexus on November 10, 2008, 11:56:52 PM
Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.

I wish I was a fish.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 12:02:35 AM
Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:05:24 AM
granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:
i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:

I can work with this.... some paint... weapons.... I'm so sad.

Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.
Granted!! Except in battle you wet yourself!
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Post by: Solar on November 11, 2008, 12:06:29 AM
Since Lou didn't wish anything this goes at Trask: Granted, but you die in your first battle after getting shot... in the ass.

I wish for explosions that are nowhere near me.

Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.

Isn't that what he does already?
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 12:07:55 AM
Granted, but the explosions go off in a chain and end up going towards you.

I wish for a giant robot.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 12:10:12 AM
Granted, but then it fails in a giant robot battle and you are utterly destroyinated.

I wish for a full E-Tank.
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Post by: Nekomata on November 11, 2008, 12:11:30 AM
granted, it's fulla [parasitic bomb].

I wish Sakura wasn't lame~
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 12:12:53 AM
Granted, but then the internet explodes because there arnen't enough lame people.

I wish for giant robot insurance.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:14:36 AM
Granted but it only covers oil damage.

I wish I had a time machine!
Since I forgot my other wish, I wish Hitomi would drop kick Jericho!
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
1 - Granted, but you screw up history and are never born.
2 - Granted, but he goes skidding into you, knocking you both into a spike pit.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Granted, but it ages you when you travel.
and Granted, but jerry pushes you off the building and you fall 1500 feet.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 12:18:45 AM
There are no wishes to corrupt, so your heads just explode.

I wish I didn't have that spoiled milk this morning.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 12:20:32 AM
Granted, but someone you know somehow drinks it, then hates you for no known reason while they're spending their day on the can.

I wish I was a Biometal.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 12:22:26 AM
Granted, but you have to be stuck underground for 100 so years.


I wish I could escape hell and escape the Loser who took me down there.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:23:34 AM
You do but you find yourself stuck in teletubbies land... FOREEVER!

I wish Megaman was in Brawl.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 12:25:26 AM
Granted, but it's Starforce Mega Man instead of Classic.

I wish for another 2D Metroid.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:27:47 AM
Granted, but samus is replaced by Raiden from Metal Gear.

I wish my DS was a custom CT version.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 12:28:42 AM
Granted, but the top screen hinges come loose as your DS breaks down.

I wish I could draw better with a pencil then I can with MS Paint.  -_-
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Post by: Nekomata on November 11, 2008, 12:31:09 AM
granted, but you can no longer draw in MS Paint

I wish I was a Biometal.
had to.. Granted, you're now a penny.


i wish for my own planet D:
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 12:32:58 AM
Granted, but it blows up as soon as you set foot on it.

I wish Sonic Unleashed turns out to be good and I'm wrong for being so negative.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 12:36:14 AM
Granted, but then the game crashes as soon as you play it.

I wish I had my own mansion.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 12:38:54 AM
Granted, Its Luigi's Mansion.

I wish I could cheat the world and return to my lover, and also bomb teletubbie land while I safely vanish from there. 8D
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 12:45:21 AM
Granted, but then your lover gets hit by a car and teletubbie land has a back-up shield.

I wish I was passing math.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 12:46:03 AM
RMZX.EXE - Granted, but your lover is in another castle.  :P
SD - Granted, but now you're failing other classes.

I wish I was in the ZX universe as a major character who doesn't die.  :D
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:48:26 AM
Granted You are now the Auto of ZX.

I wish I could fly!
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Post by: Rad Lionheart on November 11, 2008, 12:50:00 AM
Granted; but you can only fly under water. Don't ask how that works.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr Pepper.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 12:51:36 AM
Granted, but it is all expired and tastes like toilet water.

I wish I had super speed!
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 12:51:48 AM
Granted, but its all diet.

I wish I found my lover in that other castle. (I will save her from the clutches of Ashford!)
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 12:54:10 AM
Granted, but the castle falls apart crushing both of you.

I wish I found a mine filled with gold.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 12:55:29 AM
Granted, but its only Pyrite (Fools Gold.)

I wish me and my lover survived the castle crashing. (Bad pun 8D.)
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
Granted, but your "lover" reveals herself to be a mere Toad, and she is in another castle.

I wish for a Twix bar.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 01:01:33 AM
Granted, but It is melted.

I wish that I had a new PSP.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:16:01 AM
Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p

I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 01:17:25 AM
Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p

I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3
Granted but your PS3 blows up when you insert the disk.

I wish my life was a RPG.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 01:19:03 AM
Granted, but it's one of those horrible ones that tries too hard to make itself good. i.e. There are were skewed proportions on women everywhere.

...I wish my life was that RPG. That sounds awesome.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 01:19:46 AM
Granted, but you have a random encounter with a monster every 5 seconds.

I wish I had Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.
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Post by: Sparky on November 11, 2008, 01:20:30 AM
Granted, but it's the demo version.

I wish the magical talking fish did not exist.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:21:57 AM
Granted, You are instead hit with a magical talking shark!

I wish I could cast magic.
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Post by: Sky Child on November 11, 2008, 01:22:32 AM
Granted, but all you can do is summon a Cockasaurus Rex.

I wish I had no legs.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 01:23:16 AM
Granted, but you also have no arms.

I wish I could type slower, since Sparky keeps yelling at me that I post too fast.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 01:23:50 AM
@Sparky Granted but your robots are destroyed.

@Lou Granted but you turn everything you touch into bread.

@Tea Granted but your fingers fall off.

I wish my fan fiction could be made into a megaman game.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:25:26 AM
Granted, but they get it all wrong and you are blamed for the worst megaman game ever!

I wish Sky, Vixy, Hitomi, Quickie, Wanderer, and Sakura's Shirts would just vanish! (unless they are under the age of 18  then never mind, I don't wanna go to prison.)
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 11, 2008, 01:26:12 AM
Granted.  You go to prison anyway!

I wish I could start my own PB Religion.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 01:27:07 AM
@Lou Granted but I'm under aged.

@PB Granted but you get crusifide.

I wish Roy Fyre wasn't a n00b anymore.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 01:27:53 AM
Granted, but now there's an even worse n00b to fill in his place.

...I wish for what Lou wished for, but up the ages on the girls that are underaged. There's no way for that to be corruptable.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:29:28 AM
Granted ....... ummmm... PB explodes!

I wish to escape prison.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 01:29:58 AM
@Tea Granted but you get sucked into a parallel dimesion and everyone turns into babies.

@Lou Granted but you get a speeding ticket.

I wish that Megaman ZX3 will be announced soon.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 01:31:10 AM
Granted, but it's for a system you don't have.

I wish I was Vent, for whatever reason.  ???
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Post by: Sky Child on November 11, 2008, 01:32:04 AM
Granted. You find out by becoming Vent, you're gay.

I wish I was the princess of hell.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:32:34 AM
Granted, but you then realize hell sucks.
I wish I had SFIV already.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 01:33:23 AM
Granted, but it's in 8-bit.

I wish for more gaming swag.
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Post by: Sky Child on November 11, 2008, 01:34:55 AM
Granted. You are given a free game! .... made of moldy oranges.

I wish I was a robot zombie.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 01:36:14 AM
Granted, but then it rains and you short-circuit.

I wish I skipped HS and went to college.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 01:38:00 AM
Granted, but then you realize you didn't really skip anything.

I wish this "feel like crap feeling" would go away.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 01:39:38 AM
Granted, but you spontaneously combust moments later.

I wish my stomach pain would go away.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:42:47 AM
Granted, it moves to your Colon.

I wish Sky would add me in smash!  8)
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 01:49:14 AM
Done, but she lags like hell. XD

I wish if more days could be good like today.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 01:51:47 AM
Granted, and Ike continues to kick your butt!!! =p

I wish Crono was in Smash
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 01:53:17 AM
Granted, but only Chrono Cross themes were used to represent him in game. 8D

I wish if there were more good shows on TV still.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 01:55:27 AM
Granted but they are really girly.

I wish there a anime channel not on cable or satilite, you know regular TV.
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 01:57:22 AM
Granted but all you get is ecchi and hentai.

I wish if I had a Cinnabon right now. *droolingkobun.gif*
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Post by: Rockmon on November 11, 2008, 01:58:46 AM
Jelly: Granted, but they are all on premium channels.
Leic: Granted, but they are all in black and white.
Jelly: Granted, but it's rye bread.

I wish for RMD3 on PS3 which for the purposes of the wish, I have and it isn't broken nor is my TV.
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Post by: Sky Child on November 11, 2008, 01:59:49 AM
Granted. You end up breaking your TV out of rage over how bad it is.

I wish I was more likeable in real life. 8D
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Post by: Rockmon on November 11, 2008, 02:01:49 AM
Granted, but now you have people swarming you anytime you go outside.

I wish my last wish, but with an indestructible TV and PS3 and a good game.
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 02:02:23 AM
Granted but you can only play that one game on it.

I wish if more Sonic games could be like 1 & 3+Knuckles.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 02:03:14 AM
@Sky Granted but your a cheerleader.

@Rockman Granted but the PS4 come out.

@Jericho Granted but they all star Big.

I wish I could come up with more wishes because I like to grant horribly twisted wishes.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 02:05:52 AM
Granted, but you go insane from being so twisted.

I wish my clothes would fold themselves.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 02:06:48 AM
Granted, but you were still in them.

I wish I had the infinity Gauntlet.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 11, 2008, 02:08:15 AM
You obtain an infinite amount of Gauntlets, and the game freezes!

I wish for a talking spoon :D
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Post by: Will Gallant on November 11, 2008, 02:10:08 AM
Granted, but you drown the spoon in your cereal.

I wish I could have a sniper rifle.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 11, 2008, 02:12:04 AM
Granted, but the gun backfires and explodes the moment you pull the trigger.

I wish for the world to explode.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 02:20:28 AM
Granted, but you're in it.

I wish for a Claymore sword.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:37:18 AM
Granted, but it's sticking out of your chest.

I wish Pokemon were real.
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Post by: Gaia on November 11, 2008, 03:40:24 AM
Granted, but then the world would be out of whack and a immortal brat has to keep track of it.

I wish I had a monkey in my closet.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:42:10 AM
Granted, but... It's best not to open your closet now...

I wish for Mango Lemonade.
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Post by: borockman on November 11, 2008, 03:44:15 AM
Wish granted, but it taste like rotten mango.

I wish I can fly!
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 03:45:49 AM
Granted, but you fly too close to an airplane engine and get sucked in.

I wish for a good book.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:48:38 AM
Granted, but the book is now following you like a dog.

I wish for world peace.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 03:50:20 AM
Granted, but only after Dr. Light Jr took over the world. I wish Wily II hair would grow back in,
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 03:50:59 AM
Granted, but now he's the sasquatch

I wish I was a Kobun
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 03:52:13 AM
Granted! Oh Trigger is behing you btw.....

I wish Ike smash had no delay and even more power....  [eyebrow]
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 03:53:50 AM
Granted but now you take half the recoil damage.

I wish if the Brawl matches didn't have the slightest hint of lag.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:55:00 AM
Granted, but now, the WORLD LAGS WITH YOU!

I wish for Giro's revival.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 03:55:40 AM
Granted, but now he's a douchebag.

I wish NOTHING would happen to me and Kallen, no toads, no Peter Griffin, NO [tornado fang]ing TELETUBBIES. and that we could be in peace forever. (Oh man this is gonna suck. :o)
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 11, 2008, 03:58:38 AM
Granted, but did I mention the Sun just went supernova???

I wish I had a magic cape/
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 03:59:56 AM
Granted but you got hit by a car and lost the feather.

I wish if the Hammer Suit was in more Mario games.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 04:01:10 AM
Granted, but every time you stop moving you here, "Stop...Hammertime!"

I wish for sleep.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 04:16:11 AM
Granted, but did I mention the Sun just went supernova???

I wish I had a magic cape/

But Im in a different universe than you! HAHAHAH! >BD

Granted, but everybody else is awake now.

I wish this moment with Kallen Never ends.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 04:31:18 AM
Granted, but she got bored. :P

I wish for more money.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 11, 2008, 04:56:04 AM
granted, but now you're being arrested for Grand Theft Auto and Drug Dealing

I wish for a good Sonic game to come out soon 8D
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 04:59:39 AM
Granted, but the rest become piles of horse poo.

I wish I was the evil monkey in the closet.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:01:08 AM
Granted, but chris is IN NO MOOD!

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that  fish.
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Post by: Nexus on November 11, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Granted, but now the fish wishes it didn't kill you.

I wish I wished.
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 05:07:43 AM
Granted.  Now your life is filled with meaningless regret, gnawing at your very soul like a rabid dog, filling you with tortured despair!  *ahem* Moving on.

I wish for a million wishes.
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Post by: Gaia on November 11, 2008, 05:08:52 AM
Granted, but your head implodes after a million wishes was granted at once.

I wish that Vixy had MSN.  8D
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 05:10:25 AM
@Trask Granted but the universe implodeds.

@Gaia Granted but your internet crashes (I thought she already had MSN.)

I wish there was other Megaman animes besides EXE and RnR.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:10:26 AM
Granted. But she still won't tell you what it is.

 I wish I hadn't eaten that burrito.
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Post by: Gaia on November 11, 2008, 05:13:57 AM
Granted, but you are in it's digestive tract in your nightmares.

I wish Protoman Blues posted in this topic.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on November 11, 2008, 05:15:30 AM
Granted, but then he locks the thread!

I wish for my own game development studio, and eventually acquire the Sonic license!
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 05:16:30 AM
Granted. But she still won't tell you what it is.
Wait what?

@Gaia Granted but a n00b grantes his wish.

@Tails Granted but you have a sucky assitstant who makes sucky games.

I wish my dad wasn't bipolar.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 05:18:11 AM
Granted, but then he grounds you for a year.

I wish I owned all of the fighting games in the world.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:18:30 AM
Granted, but now he's bisexual.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 05:20:09 AM
Granted, but it's a cookie made with extra fiber. You ask what the fiber is for, then run off to the bathroom. Now you know.

I wish my stomach would feel better already.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 11, 2008, 05:21:19 AM
Granted, but now he's bisexual.

I wish I had a cookie.
Okay now I see the confusion you don't look at what the other person posts if they post faster than you.

@Seiei Granted but it explodes

@Tea Granted but you work for less pay.

I wish I could run faster.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:22:29 AM
Actually I do, but this PoS connection lags like there's no tommorow.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on November 11, 2008, 05:22:44 AM
Granted, you run faster by 0.0000000000003 mph!

I want it to be Christmas, already!
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 05:23:34 AM
Granted, but you get a lump of coal from Santa.

I wish I had something to eat.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on November 11, 2008, 05:24:09 AM
@Tea Granted but you work for less pay.

lol wut?

Granted, but you explode after eating.

I wish for a weird occurance involving a mysterious beauty.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:25:12 AM
Granted but somthing bad happens to it. HAH, PROBLEME SOLVED!

I wish ATHF was on
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Post by: Trask on November 11, 2008, 05:27:52 AM
Granted, but it's followed by a 2-hour long marathon of the same episode of Inuyasha.

I wish I had some sane friends in real life.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 05:29:09 AM
Granted, but now their moving to a far away country.

I wish I could draw even better.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 11, 2008, 05:30:58 AM
Granted, but your hands fall off

I wish I didn't make a wish
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 11, 2008, 08:41:52 AM
Granted.  The well you wish you didn't make a wish from spits your quarter back in your face!

I wish I had a Green Lantern ring!
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 08:43:33 AM
Granted but it has it's own will and controls you.

I wish if my friend could stay over again.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 11, 2008, 08:48:23 AM
Granted.  Your friend totally freeloads off of you.

I wish I was eating Junior's Cheesecake right now.
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 08:56:20 AM
Granted, but Ninja Lou stole it at the last second.

I wish if I had a better laptop.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 11, 2008, 08:58:42 AM
Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish I could get a snuggly hug!
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 11, 2008, 09:00:07 AM
You got it!  But it's from Dr. Light  8D

I wish to sleep better tonight...
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 09:00:56 AM
@ Wanda: Granted, but the person has bad BO.
@ Cephi: Granted via mallet to the head. XD

I wish if i could fall asleep now.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 11, 2008, 09:04:30 AM
Done! Though Solid Snake puts you in a sleeper hold.

I wish had an hour glass.
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Post by: Jericho on November 11, 2008, 09:11:32 AM
Granted, but you're inside of it. (Aladdin references... XD)

I wish if it were warmer.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 11, 2008, 09:15:12 AM
So it shall be! but everything catches fire.

I wish I could talk to animals!
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 11, 2008, 09:17:40 AM
You got it!  But most conversations tend to be really boring or annoying.

I wish for a cookie right now o.o
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Post by: Quickman on November 11, 2008, 09:34:48 AM
Granted.  It's a nasty oatmeal raisin cookie with a cockroach living in it.

I wish for a better way to download audio episodes...
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:35:44 PM
Granted, but all of them are recordings of nails on a chalkboard... X_X

I wish my laptop has more memory...
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Post by: Solar on November 11, 2008, 03:40:14 PM
Granted, but all of its other specs are downgraded.

I wish it wasn't so cold here x_x
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 11, 2008, 03:46:17 PM
Granted, but now it's a heatwave.

I wish that there is snow here.
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2008, 03:48:35 PM
Granted, but it'll snow so much that it'll be past the roof and you wouldn't be able to leave your house.

I wish I wasn't bored.
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Post by: Gaia on November 11, 2008, 09:54:02 PM
Granted, but you are hit by the back of a tanker-truck.

I wish I had never read that news article about a monkey winning the olyimpics. (getting harder)
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Post by: Pringer X on November 11, 2008, 09:57:45 PM
Granted, but the rest become piles of horse poo.

Aren't they already? 8D

Granted, but now you will never know who won the Olympics.

I wish I wish I was a fish!
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 10:01:48 PM
Granted, but then someone pours toxic waste into the water.

I wish I had a PS3.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 11, 2008, 10:03:10 PM
Granted, but no stores in the area or online carry Little Big Planet, DMC4, or MGS4 anymore

I wish for a Falcon PAUNCH smily on RPM
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Granted, but the Board crashes again, good work.

I wish my reality was more like my dreams.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 11, 2008, 11:53:00 PM
Granted.  In your dreams world, you're constantly being chased and for some reason your legs weigh a ton and you can't run anymore.

I wish that everyone here likes my RPM Musical.
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Post by: Phi on November 11, 2008, 11:57:31 PM
Granted, but then a hacker comes and deletes the thread.

I wish my ego was as big as PB's.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 11, 2008, 11:59:35 PM
Granted, but PB sues you for copyright Infringement.

I really wish my legs wouldn't feel so heavy in my dreams.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 12, 2008, 12:01:00 AM
Granted.  Now you dream that you constantly are falling.

I wish I was on vacation again.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 12, 2008, 12:02:10 AM
Granted.  Now you dream that you constantly are falling.

I wish I was on vacation again.
I never fall in my dreams, unless its in love. 8D

Granted, but now you're stranded.

I wish the phone would stop ringing.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 12, 2008, 12:08:14 AM
Granted you're now deaf.

I wish headache never happens.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 12, 2008, 12:09:00 AM
Granted.  Backaches become your biggest problem.

I wish I could draw better.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 12, 2008, 12:10:38 AM
Granted, you can draw a stick figure.

I wish my School wasn't so boring.
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Post by: Gaia on November 12, 2008, 12:15:13 AM
Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.

I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 12, 2008, 12:25:26 AM
Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.

I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.

Granted, but you are now 10000 Pounds overweight and have to be Kept on a small island covered with Turnip-Eating Moles.
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Post by: Setsuna F. Seiei on November 12, 2008, 12:47:22 AM
Granted, but airport security steals it from you.

I wish roots 2000 was real.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 12, 2008, 01:36:00 AM
Granted, but its too expensive for you.

I wish the cherry Limeade had more Lime.
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Post by: Phi on November 12, 2008, 01:39:08 AM
Granted, but you find out there's not enough cherry.

I wish I had the Lord of the Rings Trilogy box-set.
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Post by: The Great Gonzo on November 12, 2008, 01:40:06 AM
Granted, but all the discs have nice big fat scratches on 'em.

I wish up became down.
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Post by: Nexus on November 12, 2008, 01:44:08 AM
Granted, but then down became up.

I wish I was in the original Gunstar Heroes as a playable character or something...  -_-
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Post by: Gaia on November 12, 2008, 01:46:55 AM
Granted, but you got GO'd from falling down a pit.

I want pancakes, sooo large that they taste sooo good, that you can't imagne it's sitting on a giiiiaaaannnttt dinnerplate in the middle of a smaaall neighborhood, made juuuust for me.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 12, 2008, 01:47:29 AM
@ Nexus: Granted, but everybody thinks you're just a copy.
@ Gaia: Granted, but you can't even eat 3 bites without being full.


I wish the Cherry Limeade would be equal in both Lime and Cherry.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 12, 2008, 03:03:18 AM
granted, but sadly the limes and cherries are rotten upon making said drink

I wish Slippy was useful
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Post by: Jericho on November 12, 2008, 03:10:18 AM
Granted, but now the series is called Galactic Toad.

I wish for another StarTropics game.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 12, 2008, 03:12:20 AM
Granted, but it's released only on the 3DO in Japan

I wish for a narrator to tell the story of someone's life (other than me)
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Post by: Akamaru on November 12, 2008, 03:13:59 AM
Granted, but Michael Jackson is the narrator.

I wish for the ability to teleport.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 12, 2008, 03:15:49 AM
Granted, but you can only teleport in front of a train.

I wish for...NOTHING!
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Post by: Akamaru on November 12, 2008, 03:50:38 AM
Granted. Everything you know disappears. You are left in a world with nothing exists.

I wish for a lollipop.
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Post by: Quickman on November 12, 2008, 08:58:14 AM
Granted.  It's a lollipop that was stuck under a desk for the past three years and all covered in hair.

I wish for a clean and heated garage to build my Dalek in.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 12, 2008, 10:24:11 AM
Granted, but the Doctor does not arrive till after you are killed by it. He of course stops it and saves the day.

I wish I was The Doctor (Doctor Who).
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 12, 2008, 07:17:29 PM
The Doctor you now are! An army of Daleks appears and tries to kill you, though.

I wish I had cat ears.
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Post by: Strider Xhaiden on November 12, 2008, 09:28:10 PM
Granted, but they're super-sensitive and even the slightest noise causes you pain.

I wish I wasn't so lonely....
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 12, 2008, 09:48:38 PM
Well, you're in luck, because there's a big crowd of people right outside your house that want to meet you. Except they're carrying torches and pitchforks and are shouting your name loudly in angered tones.

I wish I was a master gunslinger.
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Post by: Strider Xhaiden on November 12, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
Granted, but the only guns available to you are water-pistols.

I wish my fortress wasn't so run-down.
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Post by: Gaia on November 12, 2008, 09:53:55 PM
Granted, but it collapses on you upon entry.

I wish.. for a.. a... a..... a....... a........ a......... a....... (Wishes for a Baboon)
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Post by: Strider Xhaiden on November 12, 2008, 09:56:19 PM
Granted, but it's feral and gives you both rabies and ebola.

I wish I didn't have this ridiculous clockwork handle sticking out of my head.
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Post by: Zx on November 12, 2008, 09:59:20 PM
And you get Clockman

I wish for some Orange Fanta
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 12, 2008, 10:03:06 PM
Alaka-dont! You get a bunch of old ladies dancing in hoola skirts! ^^

I wish I was a boy!
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 12, 2008, 10:09:24 PM
Granted.  You now a bishie who gets mistaken for a girl and put in too much yaoi. 

I wish I had some $2 Tacos right now.
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Post by: Gaia on November 12, 2008, 10:38:54 PM
Granted.. but.. they.. have that terrible stench..  :|

I want a turkey, a deep-fried, baked and stuffed turkey! (Yeah, let's make that happen)
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Post by: Zx on November 12, 2008, 10:41:17 PM
DANDAN! Anf you get Ronald Mcdonalds. Do you want fries with that?

I wish for a real gundam
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Post by: Gaia on November 13, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
Granted, but you get caught in the middle of the war..

I wish for a significally large computer room.
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Post by: Nexus on November 13, 2008, 01:10:52 AM
Granted, but no computer works.

I wish for my 5-year old anime-in-thought series to be real. And trust me, no kiddie crap, no stupidness, just drama and super-human bloodbaths.  :D
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 01:37:47 AM
Granted, but it is canceled after one episode and you are then chased but an angry mob of people who watched it.

I wish they would rerelease the Robotech comic.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 01:38:47 AM
They do.  Max dies.

I wish I was the Hamburglar
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Post by: Phi on November 13, 2008, 01:40:58 AM
Granted, but then Ronald McDonald comes and rapes you.

I wish I had coffee.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 01:41:31 AM
Granted, but it's such a powerful brew that you explode from hyperactivity.

I wish I was the magical talking fish.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 01:43:16 AM
Granted.  You spend your remaining days getting your head bashed into other people, as well as cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

I was I was a Knight Who Said NIH!
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 02:11:22 AM
Granted, but you can't decide what your favorite colour is and are thrown off a bridge.

I wish I had a killer rabbit
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Post by: Nexus on November 13, 2008, 02:12:29 AM
Granted, but the rabbit kills you.

I wish I could fly.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 02:12:57 AM
Granted.  You can never land.

I wish I did a Movie Podcast! 
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 02:13:44 AM
Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes

I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.
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Post by: Gaia on November 13, 2008, 02:19:58 AM
Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes

I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.

Granted, but now Nintendo starts hating on the next best type: Normal types.

I wish for a Tuna Salad.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 02:22:23 AM
Granted, but the tuna comes back to life and slaps your face.

I wish I had the ability of ZA WARUDO! 8D
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 04:12:30 AM
Granted, but now, you are WEEGEE! D:

I wish that the holidays would come sooner...
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 04:15:36 AM
Granted, but they are moved to October and they are over today.

I wish for a wish that wishes that someone wishes to wish a wish.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 04:21:42 AM
Granted, but the world broke.

I wish... for nothing.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 04:23:31 AM
Granted, your base turns to nothing.

I wish that I could achieve a speed faster than the speed of light and to be able to go through objects so I don't crash every .0001 seconds.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 04:25:13 AM
Granted, but you divided by zero.

I wish that I have another cup of coffee.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 05:38:01 AM
Granted.  It's decaf, room temperature, and three days old.

I wish my internet connection wouldn't go down when the weather changes.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 05:39:25 AM
Granted, now it will go down every other time.

I wish my school's wireless internet connection didn't suck so much.
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Post by: Flame on November 13, 2008, 05:41:40 AM
granted. it doesnt suck but at the cost of running windows 98.

I wish I had my own computer or laptop to replace the one that died... ;_;
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 05:43:41 AM
Granted, but it includes a replacement for you.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 05:45:01 AM
Granted.  it is a rogue planet and is on a collision course for Earth.

I wish I could clear the vines off the telephone line without electrocuting myself.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 05:53:40 AM
Granted.  You just slip and hang yourself via the Vines.

I wish I didn't have to go to school wearing a suit tomorrow.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 05:55:28 AM
Granted, instead you have to go in your underwear or you'll be expelled.

I wish I didn't have to make a speech.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 05:56:31 AM
Granted, but now you have to write an essay.


I wish I wish I killed a fish.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 05:58:05 AM
Granted, but its family somehow drowns you.

I wish I wished for a wish.

Granted, but now you have to write an essay.

I already have to XD
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 05:59:03 AM
Granted.  That wish only backfires, as you made it from a corrupt Monkey Paw

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 06:03:08 AM
Granted, but your sexcellence must decrease instead, are you willing to do it?

I wish my school was closed tomorrow.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 06:04:21 AM

I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.

Granted.  It's now drawn by someone without any talent or a sense of humour and sucks.



I wish my school was closed tomorrow.

Granted.  But the sweatshops are open and legal and require you.

I wish I had chocolate.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 06:14:00 AM
Granted.  It's all gone bad though.

I wish my other consoles glowed blue.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 06:15:38 AM
Granted.  The blue glow is from the circuits overheating and frying.

I wish I had a Wii.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 06:18:24 AM
Granted, but it gets lost in a sea of Holiday shipments and is never seen again.


I wish I had more free time.
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Post by: Sky Child on November 13, 2008, 06:19:57 AM
Granted. You get your free time by falling terribly ill.

I wish I had longer hair.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 06:22:51 AM
Granted.  You grow longer hair other than on your head.

I wish I had more money.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 06:26:20 AM
Granted, but it's counterfeit. Don't drop the soap!


I wish I could never drop the soap ever.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 06:28:57 AM
Granted.  They still take you from behind anyway.

I wish I didn't have to walk all the way downstairs for Mango Lemonade.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 06:31:36 AM
Granted. The stairs become a ramp, and no matter how hard you try, you can never walk back up.


I wish I had a sandvich. Not a sandwich, a sandvich.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 13, 2008, 06:34:38 AM
Alaka-dumbed! You are by german soldiers for your sandvich.

 I had the triforce!
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 06:36:04 AM
Granted.  You get the Triforce of Clumsiness.

I wish I wasn't so polite and nice so I could post my newest addition to the RPM Musical!
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 06:39:29 AM
Granted, now go post it already!

I wish I didn't feel so tired.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 13, 2008, 06:42:27 AM
Alaka-Noway! Your blood is now coffee!

I wish I could find that secret in MM9!
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 06:45:51 AM
Granted.  You find it after so many trials and it's not even worth it.

I wish my cats would stop trying to ride each other.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 13, 2008, 06:53:33 AM
Alaka-Nuh-uh! They give you "the look of involvement" and force you to join them.

I wish I had Quicky's cats!
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 07:01:14 AM
Granted. They hate you and maul you do death.


I wish the Crimson DS lite wasn't discontinued.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:02:26 AM
Granted.  They now burn after exposure to air.

I wish they did an entire episode of Venture Bros. devoted to Shore Leave and OSI.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 07:03:49 AM
Granted, but it's only aired once, you miss it, your ways of recording it are broken and for some reason no one else in the world recorded it.

I wish for pizza.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:04:44 AM
Granted.  It's Little Caesars.

I wish I had a real Sword of Omens.
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Post by: Sparky on November 13, 2008, 07:05:45 AM
Granted. Mum-Ra came with it, too.


I wish I didn't need Gametap to play American McGee's Grimm
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 07:06:47 AM
Granted, but now you have to pay $100 for it.

I wish for a Netnavi.

Granted.  It's Little Caesars.

Ooh, thanks :)
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Post by: Trask on November 13, 2008, 07:08:41 AM
Granted, but it's infected with the Zero Virus.

I wish for a good movie.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 07:22:51 AM
Granted.  It is the most awesome movie ever, with the best storyline, superb acting, twists and turns all around.  The special effects are spectacular, the music is moving, and the ending leaves audiences stunned.  But it's only shown for a very limited time in select theatres.  And your theatre isn't one of 'em.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:25:56 AM
Granted.  As a man starts to eat you, you realize what a horrible lie that song really is!

I wish I could direct an orchestra.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 07:27:04 AM
Granted, at your 1st show you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had a Good NYC slice pizza. Just cheese, sauce, and bread
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 07:27:59 AM
Granted, but you MUST share with me if you want it.

I wish for stuff.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:28:32 AM
Granted.  Stuff comes with West Nile Virus.

I wish I could cure all disease.
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Post by: Trask on November 13, 2008, 07:30:19 AM
Granted, but you're the disease AND you're the cure.

I wish I was better at Math.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 07:30:56 AM
Granted, but every time you pick him you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had some highly trained attack badgers... and a tiger (also highly trained).♠
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:33:12 AM
Granted.  An untrained Raptor comes and kills them, and you.

I wish I didn't see Repo.
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 07:34:39 AM
Granted, but it is somehow burnt into your mind anyways.

I wish I had more time to play games.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 07:40:35 AM
Granted.  Your life is wasted from playing games.

I wish "select theatres" would also mean theatres in my area...
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:42:05 AM
Granted.  They only show crap like Repo.

I wish I could have those 93 minutes of my life back.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 07:43:33 AM
Granted.  Those 93 minutes are promptly wasted on something else that sucks.

I wish there was a decent public transit system around here.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 07:44:50 AM
Granted.  You soon learn to hate the public that rides it.

I wish Quickie was riding me right now!   8D
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Post by: Solar on November 13, 2008, 07:49:32 AM
Granted, you turn into a horse and she starts riding you towards the sunset...

I wish for whatever the next poster wants to.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 07:52:34 AM
Granted.  Enjoy your week's vacation in accounting hell!

I wish for a better wish to corrupt.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 07:57:08 AM
Granted, but you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had a device to control time and space, also a lightsaber, a VF-25, a magic Katana, and a can of cherry coke.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 08:36:44 AM
Granted.  That knowledge rips a hole in the space-time continuum, destroying everything in one fell swoop, including the lightsabre, VF-25, and magic katana.  The cherry coke was flat and room-temperature.

I wish I had the entire Dalek Empire series right now, rather than download it in chunks.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 08:40:28 AM
Granted, but it was put together by a badger that just attacked PB.... so it doesn't make sense.

I wish this I could come up with something better then badgers.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 08:42:02 AM
Granted.  You come up with the greatest idea known to man and are promptly attacked by wombats.

I wish my underwear wasn't chafing.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 09:07:43 AM
Granted.  It's now off of you and burning in a fire, along with the rest of your underwear.

I wish I could burn Quickie's undies.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 09:10:11 AM
Granted, which then burns down your house.... oh and then you are attacked by badgers.

I wish I had some food in this house.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 13, 2008, 09:11:19 AM
Granted.  You won't get any.  Ever.

I wish Ninja Lou could find a Soda Float.
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 09:12:13 AM
Granted.  He doesn't tell you where it is.

I wish I had chocolate-covered Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 09:15:59 AM
Granted, but the prize in a box was a angry badger.

I wish for a good slice of pie
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Post by: Quickman on November 13, 2008, 09:20:42 AM
Granted.  It was eaten by a badger.  Since you love those badgers so much. =P

I wish I would wake up earlier in the day.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 09:37:08 AM
Granted, but now, you don't sleep at all.

I wish for more time.
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Post by: Jericho on November 13, 2008, 10:02:08 AM
Granted, but now you only have ten more new years to live.

I wish if I was a better character designer.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
Granted, but you can only create bootlegs of existing characters.

I wish I was a better coder.
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Post by: Akira on November 13, 2008, 02:06:26 PM
Vacations!
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Post by: MegaPsycho on November 13, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
@Wily:

Granted, but you now have a binding contract to work for Microsoft for the rest of your life for minimum wage.

I wish everytime I reached into my pocket, if there was not any money already there, a $100 bill would magically appear there everytime.
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Post by: Jericho on November 13, 2008, 03:13:22 PM
Granted, but you are arrested shortly afterward for counterfeiting.

I wish if i could get some of these ideas out of my head and work on them some.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 05:17:20 PM
Granted, but now you can't screw your head back in.

I wish for a Wii.
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 13, 2008, 05:22:03 PM
@Akira:  You got it!  But as soon as you land you get arrested for supposidly painting all over the town with some crazy "goopie" substance.

@Dr.WII:  You got it!  But it's one of the first off the line, and will eventually break ; ;

I really wish I didn't worry so much o.o
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 05:42:45 PM
Granted, but now, you always see Ceiling Cat.

I wish I will stop wishing for so many wishes.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 13, 2008, 05:53:00 PM
Granted, but in the process, you can't screw up others wishes.

I wish for psychic powers.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 13, 2008, 06:17:18 PM
... CURSES! *rewinds*

Granted, but now you see 5 minutes... into the past.

I wish to rewind time.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 13, 2008, 08:12:06 PM
You are granted with that ability, but in doing so, you accidentally warp time back to Ye Olde Salem. Because of your ability to rewind time, they mistake you for a witch and burn you.

I wish people would join my RP forum. ;_;
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Post by: Night on November 13, 2008, 08:34:13 PM
Granted.

I wish I had at least one person who understands my dreams...
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 13, 2008, 08:57:50 PM
Granted but it is a badger, also after you explain the dreams to it it attacks you.

I wish we can get a brawl team battle going today.
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Post by: Nekomata on November 13, 2008, 09:06:24 PM
granted, they only use fox on final destination with no items though.

i wish for a twinkie
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 13, 2008, 09:31:18 PM
Granted. However, it's an explosive twinkie, and blows apart your stomach lining.

I wish I was able to see Avenue Q on stage.
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Post by: Gaia on November 13, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
Granted, but they somehow start to fight on stage, killing eachother in the process.

I wish for something edible, like a Lion.
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Post by: Trask on November 13, 2008, 10:06:55 PM
Granted, but you have to fight your food to the death in an arena where you unfortunately lose.

I wish I could have another good day like today.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 13, 2008, 10:26:54 PM
Granted, but its instead a horrible day where everything goes wrong.

I wish it was 2017.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 13, 2008, 10:45:24 PM
Granted. You are flung into the year 2017; of course, in doing so, you miss many great events, including the eventual release of Mega Man Legends 3 and 4 in 2013 and 2015.

I wish I had eight arms.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 14, 2008, 12:26:52 AM
Granted, you are now thrown into a prision for being a possible threat to society.

I WISH I WAS AHEAD OF PB IN POST COUNT AGAIN!
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Post by: Gaia on November 14, 2008, 01:34:11 AM
Granted, but PB has gotten moar activez.  8)

I wish I was a Werehog.
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Post by: Trask on November 14, 2008, 02:26:07 AM
Granted, but you are infested with fleas...thousands of them!

I wish for a calm, serene mind.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 14, 2008, 02:27:15 AM
Granted.  However, your [ray splasher] is wild and out of control.

I wish I could play Jelly offline in Brawl.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 14, 2008, 02:58:46 AM
Granted, but after the first match you mom shows up and unleashes rabid batdgers upon u both.

I smash was lag free,
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 14, 2008, 03:05:15 AM
Granted.  Online mode is removed.

I wish Lou could spell Badgers correctly.
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Post by: Jericho on November 14, 2008, 03:34:02 AM
Granted, but he butchers the rest of the English language.

I wish if 2009 would come a bit faster.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 14, 2008, 03:35:03 AM
Granted.  No Thanksgiving and X-Mas for you!

I wish I had a custom Blues Shield I could hang on the wall
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Post by: Jericho on November 14, 2008, 03:36:18 AM
Granted but it tears down your great wall of stuff.

I wish for a superb Sonic Rush 3 with Naganuma doing tracks again.
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Post by: Gaia on November 14, 2008, 03:37:09 AM
@PB: Granted, but Vixy steals it!  XD

@Jericho: Granted, but the plot sucks and it has horrid VA, plus annoying lag on WiFi.

I wish I was somewhere else.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 14, 2008, 03:38:28 AM
Granted, now you're in shark infested waters.

I wish I won the lottery!
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Post by: Nexus on November 14, 2008, 03:39:03 AM
Granted, but there was a robbery, and you only get 5 pennies.

I wish I could take off every ZIG.
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Post by: Gaia on November 14, 2008, 03:46:39 AM
Granted, but all of the 'ZIG's each hit an asteroid.

I wish for some potato chips.
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Post by: Trask on November 14, 2008, 03:48:21 AM
Granted, but they're stale beyond comparison.

I wish for pumpkin pie.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 14, 2008, 10:12:02 AM
Granted, but now yout head is a pumpkin.

I wish that there's a cure for everything.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 14, 2008, 06:09:43 PM
Granted.  The cure is death.

I wish I could turn water into Mango Lemonade.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 14, 2008, 06:12:51 PM
The schools with crappy tasting water at the drinking fountains who force kids to drink from them sue you.

I wish I had fan-girls!
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 14, 2008, 06:27:02 PM
Granted.  They steal your identity and never leave you alone!

I wish everyone could have my awesome life.
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 14, 2008, 06:29:53 PM
You got it!  PB's lifestyle now becomes the norm for living, however wars break out between everyone over who is actually the most sexellent.

I wish nobody could have my lifestyle x3
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Post by: Pringer X on November 14, 2008, 06:30:41 PM
Granted, now you're the most mocked person on the face of the Earth for being so different.

I wish for a duck! :D
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 14, 2008, 07:09:37 PM
Granted, but the Duck Hunt dog is laughing at you... FOREVER.

I wish there were some better shows on TV.
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Post by: Gaia on November 14, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
Granted, but they all now suck.  bVd

I wish for a Laptop.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 14, 2008, 11:09:12 PM
Granted, but it explodes as soon as you turn it on, embedding pieces of plastic shrapnel into whatever working computer you have now.

I wish I knew some girls in my classes that share the same interests as me. >>;
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Post by: Gaia on November 14, 2008, 11:37:01 PM
Granted, but she turns out to be that annoying turd you hate so much.  8D

I wish for a skateboard.
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Post by: borockman on November 14, 2008, 11:37:29 PM
Granted, but you can't ride it anyway.

I wish I can eat good BBQ right now.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 02:02:38 AM
Granted, one BBQ grill coming up, its a George Foreman.

I wish my computer wasn't shitty.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 07:04:34 AM
Granted, it's now poopy. 8D

I wish for some new ideas.
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Post by: Rad Lionheart on November 15, 2008, 07:07:17 AM
You got new ideas, sadly they're all pathetic ideas and you should be ashamed of yourself! D:
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Post by: Trask on November 15, 2008, 07:30:12 AM
Granted.  You get nothing!  Good day, sir!

I wish for a better week next week.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 07:46:14 AM
Granted, now the subsequent weeks are going to be hell.

I wish for some oranges.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 15, 2008, 07:48:12 AM
Granted, but you got buried under the mountain of oranges.

I wish for some apples.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 07:49:12 AM
Granted, but they are all crawling with worms.

I wish for some cake.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 15, 2008, 09:55:37 AM
Granted ... something badgers.

.. wish ... something badgers.  :P
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 10:08:24 AM
Granted, the badgers are now Bidoofs.

I wish moar ppl wood liek mudkipz.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
Granted but they grow old of leiking mudkipz and start leiking squirtlez.  8D+

I wish my Geass mod would be done sooner.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 06:11:56 PM
Granted, but it's full of bugs and glitches.

I wish for more anime.
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Post by: Jericho on November 15, 2008, 06:13:30 PM
Granted, but in order to keep up with production for you, most of them jump the shark halfway through.

I wish if I could intern with a game developer or studio.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 06:18:43 PM
Granted, but you only get to work on the paperwork.

I wish I could sprite.
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Post by: Pringer X on November 15, 2008, 06:27:05 PM
Granted, but now you can't use a computer anymore.

I wish I could read Japanese and English.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 06:28:31 PM
Granted, but you lose the ability to learn other languages.

I wish I was a faster Poster.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 06:35:47 PM
Granted, but now, you can't get your sentences out right.

I wish for some ice-cream.
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Post by: Gaia on November 15, 2008, 06:48:54 PM
Granted, but it melts on your laptop.

I wish I had a cat that played Video Games.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 07:02:07 PM
Granted, but now that cat is beating you at every game.

I wish that there were no more exams.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 07:04:45 PM
Granted, you have the I.Q of a rock.

I wish my cat would stop biting me.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 15, 2008, 07:06:32 PM
Granted, now your cat is clawing you.

I wish I had a cat.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 07:32:41 PM
Granted, you get my cat. 8D

I wish my cat wasn't so mean.
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Post by: Gaia on November 15, 2008, 07:40:32 PM
Granted, you get my cat. 8D

I wish my cat wasn't so mean.

Granted, but.. well, now she's UBER evil.

I wish I had a cat to help me on my studies.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 07:46:58 PM
Granted, but.. well, now she's UBER evil.

I wish I had a cat to help me on my studies.

Fix'd and...
Granted, but you get bitten in the hand when you try to write.

I wish winter didn't come yet.
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Post by: Gaia on November 15, 2008, 07:51:43 PM
Granted, but now there are 48 hours of Hanna Montana fanboys in school, therefore, can't escape.  :W

I wish I was a Kobun. (Mr 32, pps)
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 08:09:24 PM
Granted, you are now Kobun Number 41! :V

I wish Domo-Kun would devour the Gym.
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Post by: Gaia on November 15, 2008, 08:28:48 PM
Granted, but he devours you along with the Gym.

I wish I was friends with a Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo, Lemurs, Penguins, and Monkeys.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 15, 2008, 08:30:10 PM
Granted, but the lion is jealous and devours you.

I wish my school was actually paying money for Education and not Special-Ed and Sports.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 12:26:46 PM
Granted, now you have to stay at school for 24-hours worth of history classes.

I wish I didn't oversleep.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on November 16, 2008, 01:34:07 PM
Granted, but now you're unable to sleep. EVER.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 02:08:25 PM
Granted, you are now a robot, the outdated model that is...

I wish that there was no need for studying.
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Post by: Archer on November 16, 2008, 02:10:58 PM
Granted, but you never accomplish anything in life.

I wish I had this jacket (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cooljacketkf4.jpg).
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 02:42:15 PM
Granted, but now, you are Shinji.

I wish I could have superpowers.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on November 16, 2008, 02:56:52 PM
Granted,but it only last five seconds

i wish i had a plasma tv in my room....
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Post by: Archer on November 16, 2008, 02:57:47 PM
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had more importance.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 05:23:03 PM
Granted, but only in death.

I wish I ruled the world.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 05:29:16 PM
Granted, you are now the ruler of the World, a MMORPG that many people play, and you kill yourself after some players destroy it.

I wish I was a master shapeshifter with complete mastery over my powers.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 05:38:04 PM
Granted, now you are a Bidoof.

I wish that games are more affordable.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 05:48:25 PM
Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*
Granted, but the economy completely crashes due to your wish, and shortly thereafter you are lynched by an angry mob.

I wish I was invincible!
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Post by: Gaia on November 16, 2008, 05:58:48 PM
Granted, but you are seemingly "killed" by Doomsday. (Obligitory Superman movie reference)

I wish I had a freezer full of Eggos.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 06:02:07 PM
I was looking for a Mother 3 reference, actually...

Granted, but they are man-eating Eggos, and when you take them out, they eat you.

I wish I could draw.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 16, 2008, 06:03:37 PM
@Gaia: Granted, but they are all 5 years old.
@Mirby: Granted, but now yuo can't write.

I wish TV was acually interesting.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 16, 2008, 07:05:27 PM
Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*
It's Bibarel. :P

Granted, but now, they are full of reality shows.

I wish that I had a wish.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 16, 2008, 07:06:59 PM
Granted. Your wish however was horribly corrupted by RPM.

I wish I had more time.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 16, 2008, 07:12:07 PM
Alaka-nope! You freeze time all around you....forever!

I wish I was a princess!
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Post by: Police Girl on November 16, 2008, 07:12:46 PM
@Akamaru:Granted, you have 3 more seconds.
@Wanderer:Granted, you are now Princess Diana. :V


I wish Saturdays were every other day of the week.
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Post by: Gaia on November 16, 2008, 07:13:22 PM
@Wanderer: Granted, but you fall into a deep, never-ending sleep.  :P

@RMZX: Granted, but history starts to repeat itself over and over again.

I wish I was at LA.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 16, 2008, 08:59:28 PM
Granted, You are now in Lost Angels, A movie that doesn't exist. 8D

I wish the forum game section was more lively.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 09:01:15 PM
Granted, but *forum dies, making the end of this sentence lost forever*

I wish I could fly!
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Post by: Police Girl on November 16, 2008, 09:33:27 PM
Granted, you can swim all you want!

I wish I had Geass (Again).
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Post by: Gaia on November 16, 2008, 09:34:58 PM
@Mirby: Granted, But you fall right after takeoff, you land in Africa an hour later.

@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.

I wish I was in Station Square.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
Wish granted, but the train runs you over.

I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor.
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Post by: Police Girl on November 16, 2008, 11:38:31 PM
@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.

Oh yea, that will make my Geass cease to exist. ::)

Granted, but you can't control any of them.

I wish The Cell phone wasn't invented.
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Post by: Mirby on November 16, 2008, 11:43:38 PM
Wish granted, and you promptly die of isolation.
Let's try this again...

I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor, with complete control over them as well.
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Post by: Flame on November 19, 2008, 02:50:09 AM
Granted. you are now a drawing.
I wish I didnt have to write this stupid College essay. >_<
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Post by: Trask on November 19, 2008, 02:59:20 AM
Granted.  You have to do astrophysics in order to save the world instead.

I wish I was more vocal.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 19, 2008, 08:02:20 AM
Granted, now your voice is too loud.

I wish I had more food.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 19, 2008, 08:06:27 AM
Granted.  A killer who kills regarding the Seven Deadly Sins kills you for Gluttony.

I wish I was killed in the same vein, but because of Vanity.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 19, 2008, 08:08:41 AM
Granted. You were killed...  :|

I wish I can fly an Arwing.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 19, 2008, 08:10:35 AM
Granted.  You are as useless to the team as Slippy.

I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate right now.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 19, 2008, 08:25:00 AM
Granted, but they forgot the mini marshmellows.

I wish it would stop raining.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 19, 2008, 08:27:47 AM
Granted.  It starts to hail.

I wish it would snow tomorrow.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 19, 2008, 08:35:08 AM
Granted, now you are snowed in, in school, with no heater.

I wish that Gundams were real. 8D
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Post by: Quickman on November 19, 2008, 09:58:51 AM
Granted.  The drivers of the Gundams don't watch where they're going and stomp you and the surrounding area flat.

I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine and sugar.
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Post by: borockman on November 19, 2008, 10:11:40 AM
Granted, but now you're addicted to alcohol

I wish I could play megaman 9....
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on November 19, 2008, 10:13:51 AM
Granted, but the game is beating you senseless.

I wish life would be easier.
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Post by: Gaia on November 19, 2008, 11:34:38 PM
Granted, but you have gotten fat enough to the point to where you are flammable, and after awhile, you explode once your belly burns.

I wish I had a cup of eggnog.
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Post by: MegaFreak2 on November 19, 2008, 11:39:21 PM
Granted, but I snatch it out of your hands and drink it on the spot. The world goes "ka-effing-boom".

I wish for a gilded hot dog.
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Post by: Quickman on November 20, 2008, 08:32:33 AM
Granted.  It is inedible.

I wish for a comfy bed.
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Post by: borockman on November 20, 2008, 08:34:14 AM
Granted, but you're insomniac now.


I wish I could travel all around the world.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 20, 2008, 08:40:53 AM
Alaka-excuseme! You cant stop running. :V

I wish I had a gorde that made infinite mango lemonade. 8D
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 20, 2008, 08:44:28 AM
Granted.  It becomes an addiction and you have to join ML Anonymous.

I wish I had a gorde that made infinite Mango Lemonade!  8D
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 20, 2008, 08:50:09 AM
Alaka-negative! You get attacked by the decrepit undead due to their craving for mango lemonade. :V

I wish this kobbun would stop objecting me...... [objection!] SHUT UP KOBBUN!!!! bVd
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 20, 2008, 08:52:55 AM
Kazaam!  This Kobun  :D uses it's Kobun Metamorphing Beam and gives you Kobun Hands.

I wish I had someone to sleep next to tonight in my comfy comfy bed.
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Post by: Wanda Bear on November 20, 2008, 09:10:01 AM
Alaka-woah! You get Ninja Lou-igi! :V

I wish I couldnt snow ever again.
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Post by: Quickman on November 20, 2008, 09:24:10 AM
Granted.  You rain and hail instead.

I wish it would snow here soon.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on November 20, 2008, 09:30:23 AM
Alaka-woah! You get Ninja Lou-igi! :V

I wish I couldnt snow ever again.

Oh wow. I dislike you.

Granted.  You rain and hail instead.

I wish it would snow here soon.

Granted, but your Dalek killed you the day before.
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Post by: Quickman on November 20, 2008, 10:19:46 AM
...You didn't make a wish, so I'll corrupt something at random.

Granted.  It's made with that "special sauce" that sticks to the roof of your mouth and smells somewhat like fish.  Enjoy!

I wish I had the carpentry skills, the money, the materials, and the electronics know-how to build one awesome Dalek.
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Post by: borockman on November 21, 2008, 04:03:21 AM
Wish granted, but the Dalek became alive and it destroys your house.

I wish I lose 4 kg.
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Post by: Gaia on November 21, 2008, 04:08:43 AM
Granted, but now you are very, very skinny.

I wish I had more larger ego.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 21, 2008, 04:10:21 AM
Presto.  Your ego comes off as obnoxious and no one likes you.

I wish there were 2 Chocolate Shows every year.
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Post by: Jericho on November 21, 2008, 04:11:22 AM
Granted, but now you are lactose intolerant.

I wish if programming were easier.
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Post by: Quickman on November 21, 2008, 09:01:29 AM
Granted.  When the program is compiled, though, it still doesn't work.  That damn compiler will compile cheese if it could.

I wish I had easy download access to Dalek Empire IV. 
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Post by: Gaia on November 22, 2008, 03:50:15 AM
Granted, but the monitor breaks down.

I wish I had some syrup.
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Post by: Yami Blade on November 23, 2008, 04:22:43 AM
Granted, you are now a maple tree

I wish I had my own real, working Rider Belt that turns me into one of the cool Kamen Riders, have all said rider's forms and abilities and no draw backs like I shorten my lifespan or will horribly mutate every time I use it.
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Post by: Nexus on November 23, 2008, 04:28:14 AM
Granted, but you then realize that it's boring for some reason.

I wish I had concentration.
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Post by: Trask on November 23, 2008, 04:32:49 AM
Granted.  You now have a fun card game for children of all ages, but you can't seem to focus on it.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
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Post by: Yami Blade on November 23, 2008, 04:35:34 AM
Granted, your dead.

I wish for the ability to use Will spells from Fable 2
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Post by: VixyNyan on November 23, 2008, 04:37:05 AM
-post-

Grant'd, your mom asks you to do some chores for her.

-post-

'kay, but it only affects animals.

I wish that I could eat lotsa spaghetti and meat sauce right now~
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Post by: Trask on November 23, 2008, 04:39:53 AM
Granted.  The meat sauce is made from possums.

I wish I had slept in today.
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Post by: Yami Blade on November 23, 2008, 04:46:23 AM
Granted, you pull a Rip Van Winkle

I wish I had a car
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Post by: Nexus on November 23, 2008, 04:48:49 AM
Granted, now the cops are on your ass for grand theft auto.  bVd

I wish I could fly DBZ-style.
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Post by: Yami Blade on November 23, 2008, 04:51:12 AM
Granted, you also have to fight Cell and you don't have any other abilities.

I wish I had my own transformation ray gun.
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Post by: Trask on November 23, 2008, 04:58:32 AM
Granted, but you transform yourself into a mouse and get eaten by and slowly digested by a snake.

I wish I had a faster Internet connection.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 23, 2008, 06:50:35 AM
Granted.  You now move at slower speeds for eternity.

I wish I had the power of Earth!
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Post by: Jericho on November 23, 2008, 06:51:52 AM
Granted, but now Captain Planet can never be summoned again.

I wish if I weren't sick right now.
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Post by: Solar on November 23, 2008, 06:52:48 AM
@PB:Granted, but lightning hits you and it somehow gets replaced with the power of heart and Aquaman's.

@Jericho: Granted, but you'll feel sick 5 seconds later.

I wish I could lose weight in an easier way.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 23, 2008, 06:54:48 AM
@PB Granted but you only can move pebbles the size of ants.
 
@Jericho granted but you get a migrane.

@Taiyo Granted but you stop eating.

I wish parties have more veriaty of stuff to do that isn't gossip or inapproprate things like drinking and sexual things.
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Post by: Solar on November 23, 2008, 06:55:53 AM
That's not easier XD

Granted, but you don't like any of the new stuff either.

I wish I had a larger bed.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 23, 2008, 07:00:55 AM
Granted.  It's a bed of spikes.

I wish I had my own house.
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Post by: Yami Blade on November 23, 2008, 07:51:49 AM
Granted, it's next door to Michael Jackson...

I wish they'd remake Jet Force Gemini
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Post by: Solar on November 23, 2008, 07:52:56 AM
Granted, but it's worse than Perfect Dark Zero.

I wish for Kenshiro's manliness.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 23, 2008, 07:54:20 AM
Granted. You only got manliness on the worst places...

I wish to lose 5 pounds.
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Post by: borockman on November 23, 2008, 07:57:51 AM
Granted, but you gain another 10 pounds after a light snack.

I wish I could eat at first class restaurant once in a while.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 23, 2008, 07:59:13 AM
Granted, but you found a band-aid in your food.

I wish I could use a sword.
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Post by: Solar on November 23, 2008, 08:00:18 AM
Granted, but you accidentaly cut your hands off.

I wish I could dual-weild swords with nothing bad happening to me.
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Post by: borockman on November 23, 2008, 08:01:33 AM
Granted, but bad things happened to the people you love.

I wish for world peace! (lol cliche)
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Post by: Fxeni on November 23, 2008, 08:03:15 AM
Granted, but then the Earth gets taken over by Aliens wielding the ever dangerous Board with a Nail in it.

I wish for a nice, cool glass of mango lemonade.
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Post by: Trask on November 23, 2008, 08:05:34 AM
Granted, but PB drinks it before you get a chance to open it.

I wish I could speak Old English.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 23, 2008, 08:11:35 AM
Granted, but you became old.

I Wish I can wield swords without hurting myself and others! (Ha!)
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Post by: Trask on November 23, 2008, 08:13:50 AM
Granted.  You have the power to wield two foam swords.

I wish my mind wasn't blank now for this game.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 23, 2008, 08:22:12 AM
Kazaam.  It's now blank for everything overall!

I wish I had a silk kimono.
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Post by: VixyNyan on November 23, 2008, 08:26:03 AM
Woosh! It has a few tears on it and a wind will keep blowing it up and leave you naked.

I wish I could dance with someone right now in a elegant white dress~
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 23, 2008, 08:29:31 AM
Granted.  You're dancing with the devil in a pale moon light.

I wish that I could use Roses like weapons like Tuxedo Mask.
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Post by: Solar on November 23, 2008, 08:32:00 AM
Granted, but you always hurt yourself with them somehow in the process.

I wish I didn't feel so tired and stressed.
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Post by: Nexus on November 23, 2008, 08:39:06 AM
Granted, now you're drooling on the floor from all the "relief."

I wish I could make a good game.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 25, 2008, 07:07:14 AM
Granted.  No one ever notices it.

I wish I could summon $200,000,000 in cash right now.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 25, 2008, 07:43:18 AM
Granted, but your pants fall when your belts breaks, unable to support the money's weight.

I wish I was able to go through time.
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Post by: Solar on November 25, 2008, 07:46:05 AM
Granted, but you cause a time paradox that causes that you were never born. Oh, and you somehow cause Earth to explode too.

I wish I could freeze time.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 25, 2008, 07:48:55 AM
Granted. You froze time and gave it a cold.

I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Post by: vile mk4 on November 26, 2008, 01:43:46 PM
You got it, but you doctor advices you to never use it since it gives cancer.

I wish something terrible and corrupted to happen.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on November 27, 2008, 08:14:41 PM
Granted.  It only happens to you.

I wish for a Turkey Dinner with Pillsbury Crescents and Cranberry Sauce.
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Post by: Jericho on November 27, 2008, 10:33:39 PM
Wish granted, but everything is burned.

I wish if more people could have a Thanksgiving game-a-thon with me now.
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Post by: borockman on November 28, 2008, 03:29:39 AM
Granted, but they are all majorly suck at gaming.

I wish I have a patience to draw nice linearts.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 28, 2008, 03:32:06 AM
Granted but you see everything as line arts.

I wish people could draw me in different outfits...not in thongs, bikinis or nude.
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 28, 2008, 03:33:55 AM
You got it!  But CephiYumi draws it and does a terrible job >3<

I wish it would snow more this year~
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Post by: Phi on November 28, 2008, 03:36:14 AM
Granted, but then it snows so much that you get trapped in your own house.

I wish I had more Wii games.
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Post by: borockman on November 28, 2008, 03:38:19 AM
Granted, but your wii suddenly explode.

I wish the person below me didn't corrupt my wish.
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Post by: CephiYumi on November 28, 2008, 03:39:47 AM
You got it!
.
.
.
*topic explodes*

I wish the topic hadn't exploded u.u;
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Post by: Phi on November 28, 2008, 03:42:05 AM
Granted, but the entire site suddenly explodes.

I wish I drew better using a mouse.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 28, 2008, 03:42:51 AM
Granted but you draw worse with pencils now.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by: Solar on November 28, 2008, 03:44:27 AM
@Superdee:Granted, but you get worse at drawing with anything else, then your mouse explodes and it becomes a new law that no one must sell a mouse to you.

@Sakura: Granted, but you get even more lazy.

I wish I could simply get an A+/100% on my exams T_T
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Post by: borockman on November 28, 2008, 03:46:29 AM
Granted, but everyone thought you was cheating.

I wish I can win a jackpot.
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Post by: Solar on November 28, 2008, 03:52:58 AM
Granted, but you must give it to me to make up for making my already worst semester in my life even worse.

I wish for something.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 29, 2008, 08:06:00 AM
Granted. You got a phone bill.

I wish I had chi[s with spicy salsa.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on November 29, 2008, 08:09:47 AM
Granted but you burn your toung.

I wish for better Megaman Fan fictions that have good grammer and are not Battle Network, StarForce, or Legends.  (It's not that I don't like Legends it's just too confusing to me plus there are so few good ones in the first place.)
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Post by: Sky Child on November 29, 2008, 11:33:12 AM
Granted.  Buttsecks.

I wish I didn't have this miserable cold.
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Post by: Quickman on November 29, 2008, 11:38:50 AM
Granted.  You have dysentery.

I wish I could fall asleep.
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Post by: Akamaru on November 30, 2008, 05:15:21 AM
Granted, but you got your worst mightmare.

I wish I can have curtains to my windows...
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Post by: Quickman on November 30, 2008, 10:54:29 AM
Granted.  They're hideous and clash with the rest of the decor.

I wish I was permitted to paint murals on the walls.
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Post by: Gaia on December 14, 2008, 07:54:06 PM
Granted, but you got hooligans all over you.

I wish I was a successful business man.
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Post by: VixyNyan on December 14, 2008, 09:10:38 PM
You got it! You're selling pogs.

I wish teleportation to other countries was possible and in the wink of an eye~
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Post by: borockman on December 14, 2008, 11:13:08 PM
Granted, but you never arrived in that desired country you want to visit.

I wish I could go to NY.
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Post by: Gaia on December 14, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
Granted, but gangstas an thugs surround you in Downtown NYC.

I wish I was somewhere else.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 15, 2008, 07:22:47 AM
Granted, you are now in Hell.

I wish for a better internet connection.
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Post by: CephiYumi on December 15, 2008, 07:24:20 AM
you go it!  But... you lose electricity  O^O

I wish I had more time to do things.
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Post by: Archer on December 15, 2008, 10:27:37 AM
Granted, but you don't have things to do.

I wish I could break an axe by biting it.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 15, 2008, 10:48:34 AM
Granted, but you lost all of your teeth from biting it.

I wish for some art skills.
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Post by: Archer on December 15, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
Granted, but you have nothing to use them for.

I wish I had some potato chips.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 16, 2008, 03:10:11 AM
Granted, Stale Salt and Vinegar it is!

I wish this headache would go away..
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 01:56:41 PM
Granted, but in it's place you have a stomachache.

I wish that I had some better music to listen to.
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Post by: borockman on December 18, 2008, 01:59:02 PM
Granted, but you have to pay a lot for it.

I wish I can get paid a lot.
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 02:00:36 PM
Granted, but you have nothing to spend it on.

I wish I had some warm clothes.
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Post by: Acid on December 18, 2008, 02:01:40 PM
Your clothes burst into flames.

I wish I had something to wish for.
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 02:02:42 PM
Granted, but it'll never come true.

I wish my voice sounded better.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 18, 2008, 02:04:04 PM
Granted, now it's all squeaky like a mouse.

I wished I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by: borockman on December 18, 2008, 02:04:58 PM
Granted, but now you've became workaholic.  8D

I wish I can granted a wish without corrupting it.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 18, 2008, 02:07:50 PM
Granted, now you must go back to your very tight genie lamp.

I wish for a white christmas. 8D
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 02:09:04 PM
Granted, but there are no other colors.

I wish that I had my own theme song.
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Post by: borockman on December 18, 2008, 02:11:17 PM
You hear that theme song even when you sleep.

I wish I can arrange a nice music.
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 02:12:47 PM
Granted, but even though you think it's nice, everyone else thinks it's crap.

I wish I had stuff to do more often.
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Post by: PowerArmor on December 18, 2008, 03:02:50 PM
Granted, but it has nothing to do with your social life.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 18, 2008, 03:06:08 PM
Granted, now you are dead.

I wish for some food right now.
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 03:10:06 PM
Granted, you can't eat it.

I wish I had something better to watch.
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Post by: PowerArmor on December 18, 2008, 03:13:46 PM
Granted. It ends up being My Little Ponies.

I wish I could draw faster. D:<
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 04:10:44 PM
Granted, but all your drawings turn out crap.

I wish I hadn't eaten too much.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on December 18, 2008, 04:15:15 PM
granted,but you suddenly lose your desire to eat at all and died from starvation

i wish my internet speed would be more faster...
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 04:16:38 PM
Granted, but the Internet dies.

I wish i didn't have this song stuck in my head.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 18, 2008, 04:19:34 PM
Granted, now you have a hole in your head.

I wish that I had a cookie.
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 04:27:12 PM
Granted, but I stole it and ate it.

I wish Martha wasn't on TV.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on December 18, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
Granted,he is now standing infront of you

i wish i had a tablet...
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Post by: Archer on December 18, 2008, 04:29:59 PM
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish something good was on the television.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on December 19, 2008, 05:58:27 PM
Granted.  It's on a channel you can't watch.

I hope we get 12" of snow!
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 19, 2008, 09:46:10 PM
Granted, but it begins to pile even higher until you're buried up to the neck in snow.

I wish I had access to more anime.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on December 19, 2008, 09:53:45 PM
granted,but you got arrested for having an anime with an "obscene" part

i wish i could draw better
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Post by: Strider Xhaiden on December 19, 2008, 09:54:46 PM
Granted, but you can only draw furry porn.

I wish I had psychic powers.
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Post by: Rockmon on December 20, 2008, 04:45:30 AM
granted but you can't control them and accidentally send a re bar through someone.

I wish all the damn macs in the world disappeared. (no I don't hate them, I just want a good excuse to replace mine with a PC)
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Post by: Quickman on December 21, 2008, 10:19:42 AM
Granted.  The Macs are gone.  Now the Mac users are out for your blood.  Do not ask for whom the PC monitor flies.  It flies for thee.

I wish I knew how to knit.
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Post by: Machina on December 21, 2008, 10:25:42 AM
Granted. You learn how to knit. You find that you love knitting. You knit more and more, continuing to knit until your living space is full of afghans and sweaters. It's not enough. You need more. More yarn. More stuff to knit. A flock of sheep turns up dead, sheared, and with satanic markings carved into their flesh. The authorities find out too late that you've begun knitting Death's Sweater, the one article of clothing that the grim reaper can wear to manifest in the physical plane, ushering in the age of all death. You die, painlessly, your breath being plucked away from you by death the moment you complete the sweater. Your restless spirit remains as the world ends, desperate for more yarn, and physical form. Learning to knit has filled you with a desire that for eternity shall never go fulfilled. Yours is a pathetic existence. Perhaps if you took up embroidery this wouldn't have happened.


I wish I were more motivated to get things done in a timely manner. ^_^
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 21, 2008, 11:54:59 AM
Granted, but if your schedule is interrupted, you explode.

I wish that all diseases have proper fool-proof cures.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on December 21, 2008, 10:21:15 PM
Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.

I wish I had a new game to play.
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Post by: Nexus on December 21, 2008, 10:23:01 PM
Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.

I wish I had a new game to play.

Granted. It's either Sonic '06 or an old Barney Sega Genesis game.

I wish to pass my wish onto the next person.
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Post by: Trask on December 21, 2008, 10:25:33 PM
Granted, but the wish doesn't get horribly corrupted.  Wait.

I wish I could find my Counting Crows CD.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 21, 2008, 10:29:04 PM
Granted, But it's split in half.

I wish I could find a good Mp3 to Midi Converter.
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Post by: Machina on December 21, 2008, 11:11:14 PM
Granted. It converts all of your MP3s into midis of "It's a Small World"

All of them. Whether you want it to or not. They're very high quality midis though...



I wish there was another Command Mission game.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 21, 2008, 11:39:25 PM
Granted, But its on the 2600.

I wish there wasn't such a thing as "Pay to use something you can use for free already"
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Post by: Machina on December 22, 2008, 10:38:53 AM
Granted. Nothing is free anymore. Have you paid you air tax this month?

I wish we were a post-scarcity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_scarcity) civilization.
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Post by: Quickman on December 23, 2008, 10:44:09 AM
Granted.  Murderous anarchy comes as a free bonus. 

I wish I didn't hafta wait til April for a book to come out...
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 08:33:36 PM
Granted. But when you get to April the person who wrote the book dies
therefore there can be no sequel.

I wish I had a tub fulla hot chocolate  >w<
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Post by: Jericho on December 23, 2008, 08:34:21 PM
Granted, but its bitter instead of sweet.

I wish if I had somewhere to go right now.
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Post by: Trask on December 23, 2008, 08:40:04 PM
Granted.  Your destination is the Bermuda Triangle where you will have tea with Amelia Earhart.

I wish I had the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 08:43:51 PM
Granted but it has no batteries.

I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.
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Post by: Sky Child on December 23, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
You BECOME a fish.

I wish I was a Robot Master.
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 09:54:32 PM
Granted. But you're the Robot Master of kittens.

I wish I could have some snow.
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Post by: Sky Child on December 23, 2008, 09:57:28 PM
Granted. Your home is buried. You can't get out. You die of starvation.

I wish for ... CUTMAN PRONZ
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 10:23:11 PM
Granted. But all the good parts are censored.

I'm wishing for some hawt Forte action. <3
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Post by: Police Girl on December 23, 2008, 10:28:48 PM
Granted, But you get A book of music where most of the notes are Forte. 8D

I wish Christmas was tomorrow.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on December 23, 2008, 10:45:37 PM
Granted.  You sleep threw it and all your presents are thrown away.

I wish for a massive orgy of sex on New Years Eve.
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Granted. But you're not invited.  :V

I wish for someone to come over and help me get out of BOREDOM.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on December 23, 2008, 11:01:30 PM
Granted.  They instead steer you into Depressionville!

I wish all drinks in the world tasted like Mango Lemonade!
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 23, 2008, 11:15:28 PM
Granted. However, not even the great PB can handle so much mango-flavoured goodness, and you soon develop...different tastes. Human blood, to be precise. You become a vampire and are cursed to drink the blood of the innocent for the rest of your mortal life. Bet you feel silly now.

I wish I had more art of me.
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Post by: Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 on December 23, 2008, 11:47:15 PM
You get more art time, however you ended drawing some much in your art time, you stopped time, can't stop drawing and have calices the size of Mt Everest.

I wish for a job as a comic artist.
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Post by: Solar on December 23, 2008, 11:49:29 PM
Granted, but your pay is one sandwich a week.

I wish I could open my Christmas gifts right now.
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Post by: Kit on December 23, 2008, 11:50:52 PM
Granted. But you notice that they are the antithesis of what you wanted.

I wish I could be done with this damned Arbiter's Grounds on Twilight Princess.
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Post by: Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 on December 23, 2008, 11:54:01 PM
Granted but your system burns out and dies.

I wish world hunger never ends.
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Post by: Jericho on December 23, 2008, 11:54:27 PM
@SuperKitsu - Granted, but you skip the awesome Spinner boss battle.
@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.

I wish for more info from Nintendo's secret treasure chest of awesome.
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Post by: Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 on December 23, 2008, 11:57:08 PM
@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.

Damn didn't work. So much for reverse psychology.

You do, but you suffer a thousand stabs by Miyamoto with his Wii mote.

I wish I had a Mecha.
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Post by: Machina on December 24, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
Granted. Your shiny new giant robot appears in the air about a foot above your head. Specifically, it's right foot is a foot above your head.

This robot does not have any form of anti-gravity. Moments later, you are killed by Isaac Newton.



I wish the speed of light were a suggestion rather than a rule.
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Post by: Kit on December 24, 2008, 05:07:10 AM
Granted. But every time you suggest it, you fly forwards at the speed of light.

Oh I wish I had some entertainment.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on December 24, 2008, 05:10:39 AM
Granted, but...IT'S ME!
*tap dances and yodels*

I wish I had some Cricket Jam.
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Post by: Trask on December 24, 2008, 05:14:53 AM
Granted, but the crickets' brethren come for vengeance and cause you to go mad from hearing their deafening insect song.

I wish I had a good dessert right about now.
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Post by: Kit on December 24, 2008, 05:30:55 AM
Granted. I had it, but i eated it XD

I wish that unicorns existed.
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Post by: Trask on December 24, 2008, 05:36:32 AM
Granted, but they are devious little unicorns that take you to an imaginary, magical place called Candy Mountain that is all a part of a plot to steal one of your kidneys.Cookie for anyone who gets the reference...

I wish I could find what I'm looking for.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 24, 2008, 06:09:58 AM
Granted, but they are just out of your reach.

I wish for more games.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on December 24, 2008, 06:28:05 AM
Granted.  You never have time to play them.

I wish my room was equipped with the ZER0 System.
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Post by: Quickman on December 24, 2008, 08:44:25 AM
Granted.  It malfunctions and sends an EMP throughout the house, frying all your electronics.

I wish I was better at coming up with decent cohesive plotlines...
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Post by: Trask on December 24, 2008, 08:50:51 AM
Granted, but Stephanie Meyer steals your ideas for her next "book."

I wish I had the will to write something worthwhile.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 24, 2008, 08:54:21 AM
Granted, but after writing it, you die.

I wish I had a wish.
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Post by: Quickman on December 24, 2008, 08:58:03 AM
Granted.  That wish gets horribly corrupted in a way you hope to never see again and will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish I had some yummy nummy Belgian chocolate.
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Post by: Machina on December 24, 2008, 09:02:41 AM
Granted, you find some in the toilet. And while you're sure they aren't feces, there were feces present. I know, kind of a shitty situation.


I wish I didn't have to hit myself for that horrible, horrible pun.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 24, 2008, 09:12:16 AM
Granted, now you have a hole through your chest.

I wish for some turkey dinner.
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Post by: Archer on December 24, 2008, 09:16:49 AM
Granted, but it's uneatable.

I wish it was tomorrow already.
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Post by: Machina on December 24, 2008, 09:37:52 AM
Granted. However, Venus is used as the frame of reference for "tomorrow" and as the Venusian day is over five-thousand eight-hundred twenty-two hours long, your mark is somewhat overshot.


I wish I could sentence people to being beaten with foam bats for a month. Legally, I mean...
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Post by: Quickman on December 24, 2008, 09:58:05 AM
Granted.  The foam bats used are soft foam and don't have that detrimental of an effect.  In fact, it's not even cathartic.  If only you had voted for Proposition 42, which would have allowed citizens to flog stupid people with pillowcases full of cue balls...

I wish I had decent materials to build my Dalek with, rather than the cheap stuff I can find around the house.  Seriously, my Dalek would be soundly exterminated as its casing is just cheap.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 12:00:24 AM
Granted, but the only place you can get it from is a mine deep in the tunnels below Norway. You and a band of intrepid Norwegian miners go down in search of it. Only one returns, and he is rendered totally insane by the experience below. His random gibberings become popular with the locals, and he soon gains his own talk show, book series and a movie based on him. You, on the other hand, are never to be found again and get nothing. And because you never returned with the materials after all, your Dalek falls apart.

I wish I could wear my top hat all the time.
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Post by: Trask on December 28, 2008, 12:16:04 AM
Granted, but it's a cursed top hat that can never be removed.  If you were to remove it for any reason whatsoever, you would be decapitated by a razor sharp windshield wiper blade.

I wish the wind would stop blowing so that blasted wreath that hangs outside my window wouldn't scrape against the glass!
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 12:25:08 AM
Granted. Instead, it hangs just in front of you and scrapes against your face ad nauseum.

I wish I had a girlfriend to do stuff for me.
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Post by: Gaia on December 28, 2008, 12:27:12 AM
Granted, but you wound up with a stubborn GF.

I wish I had SOMETHING to do...
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 12:45:06 AM
Granted. You can fetch me a sandwich.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Post by: Trask on December 28, 2008, 01:59:12 AM
Granted, but I shoved my [ray splasher] in the sandwich while you weren't looking.

I wish for a Coke.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 02:03:45 AM
Granted, but I spat in it.

I wish cigarettes were outlawed.
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Post by: Gaia on December 28, 2008, 02:10:34 AM
Granted, but all of the US goes into a Fatal Fury.

I wish I had a Tuna Salad.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 02:13:06 AM
Granted, but the tuna is polluted from numerous toxic substances.

I wish I wasn't bored and could do something besides just posting in this thread.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 28, 2008, 08:17:37 AM
Granted, but you become hyperactive, and your head explodes into sugar when you get flashed. 8D

I wish I was 12 years old again.
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Post by: Solar on December 28, 2008, 08:22:24 AM
Granted, but now you age 12 years every year.

I wish I was a Street Fighter that can use the Art of Fighting with a Fatal Fury to become The King of Fighter 8D

Granted, but you become hyperactive, and your head explodes into sugar when you get flashed. 8D

Is it a good thing I caught the BnG reference? XD
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 28, 2008, 08:25:39 AM
Granted, but YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!

I wish that time travel is possible right now.

Is it a good thing I caught the BnG reference? XD
That was the point. XD
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Post by: Trask on December 28, 2008, 08:28:36 AM
@Taiyo: Granted, but you get in a Samurai Showdown with a Darkstalker with a Bushido Blade and that ends up being your Final Fight.

@Dr Wily II: Granted, but you end up creating a Time Paradox by accidentally killing Revolver Ocelot.

I wish for more creativity.
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Post by: Solar on December 28, 2008, 08:30:37 AM
Granted, but that only attracts creativity sucking aliens to you.

I wish my doctor was Dr. McNinja (good comic XD)

@Taiyo: Granted, but you get in a Samurai Showdown with a Darkstalker with a Bushido Blade and that ends up being your Final Fight.

I love this response XD
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Post by: Sakura Leic on December 28, 2008, 08:31:41 AM
Granted but you get mistaken for Naruto for some reason.

I wish people listened to me more.
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Post by: Archer on December 28, 2008, 09:25:47 AM
Granted, but everyone over analyzes everything you say.

I wish I had didn't have to deal with trifling stuff.
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Post by: Quickman on December 28, 2008, 10:24:01 AM
Granted.  You hafta deal with agonizingly traumatic stuff.

I wish I hadn't drank all that caffeine in the evening hours...
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 09:36:16 PM
Granted. Turns out it wasn't caffiene you drank after all; it was just harmless metholated spirits. Uh, you're in trouble...

I wish I could see what I would be like as a girl.
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Post by: Trask on December 28, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
Granted.  You look like Carol Channing.

I wish for a battle axe with which to combat the forces of evil.
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Post by: Archer on December 28, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
Granted, it's made of plastic.

I wish my back didn't hurt.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 28, 2008, 11:07:37 PM
Granted, the pain is instead transferred to your cock.

I wish Hughes didn't have to die in Full Metal Alchemist. ;_;
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Post by: Archer on December 28, 2008, 11:10:33 PM
Granted, but he dies in the horribly crap sequel made just for that purpose.

I wish I had better things to eat and drink.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 29, 2008, 12:25:31 AM
Granted, You get to eat Dog [parasitic bomb] and Drink Cat [acid burst]!

I wish Best Buy Wasn't out of Geass Box Sets.
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Post by: Trask on December 29, 2008, 03:35:13 AM
Granted, but they jacked the price up to $299.99.  Why?  Because they're Best Buy!

I wish I actually did something productive today.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on December 29, 2008, 04:12:17 AM
Granted, but you productive activity gives birth to a horrible series of movies and an even worse spinoff TV series and a surprisingly good video game.

I wish I could think of random crap to write about.
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Post by: Archer on December 29, 2008, 04:42:51 AM
Granted, but once you think of it you instantly forget.

I wish I had more brilliant ideas (not that mine aren't already.)
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 29, 2008, 07:36:46 AM
Granted, but you could never pen them down properly.

I wish for easier planning with regards to choosing courses of study.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on December 29, 2008, 07:38:40 AM
Granted.  The planning is easier, but the courses are 30X harder and more time consuming.

I wish that I had a Star Trek Communicator as a phone.
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Post by: Archer on December 29, 2008, 09:26:40 AM
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had Dissidia -Final Fantasy-
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Post by: Sakura Leic on December 29, 2008, 09:31:27 AM
Granted but it's in a language you can't understand.

I wish I had a real life Z saber that I can use to slash things.
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Post by: Trask on December 29, 2008, 09:36:44 AM
Granted, but batteries are not included.

I wish I could avoid the sharp corner on the staircase to my room for the sake of my toes.
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Post by: Archer on December 29, 2008, 09:37:38 AM
Granted, you fall down the stairs instead.

I wish I could read, speak and understand other languages.
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Post by: Quickman on December 30, 2008, 08:34:51 AM
Granted.  You can read, speak, and understand several dead languages, however that knowledge pushes the rest of your linguistic skills from your mind and you cannot comprehend your native tongues anymore. 

I wish I had some Gatorade.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 31, 2008, 05:45:57 AM
Granted, but its all frozen and the flavor went away.

I wish Geass Box Set 3 would come out already. :P
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 31, 2008, 06:17:24 AM
Granted, but it's sold out no matter where you look.

I wish that there is no need for school.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 31, 2008, 06:21:56 AM
Granted, but now everybody is as smart as a Newborn, Do you really want that?

I wish I had 2 more weeks of winter break.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 31, 2008, 06:25:38 AM
(Good, no politics! :P)

Granted, but now, you have caused a New Ice Age.

I wish for more wishes.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 31, 2008, 06:29:30 AM
Denied, Everybody knows you can't wish for more wishes. :P

I wish this cheese popcorn was better....
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Post by: Archer on December 31, 2008, 06:37:55 AM
Granted, but someone steals it.

TV would have on whatever I wanted.
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Post by: Police Girl on December 31, 2008, 06:41:22 AM
Granted, but you're never around to watch TV or whatever you're watching is a repeat.

I wish my English Teacher wasn't a drunk.
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Post by: Archer on December 31, 2008, 06:44:26 AM
Granted, he's a druggie instead.

I wish I actually had some importance.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 31, 2008, 09:31:15 PM
Granted. You're so important, you're deemed a threat to others, and a bounty is put on your head.

I wish the scenes in the story I'm writing didn't accidentally come out, er...lewd. '>.>
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Post by: Yami Blade on December 31, 2008, 10:59:25 PM
Granted, It's a yuri-fanfic now.

I wish for my own King J-der
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Post by: Police Girl on January 03, 2009, 05:57:34 AM
Granted, But you have no Idea how to use it.

I wish my Dreams were true (the Good ones, not the Nightmares or Surreal Dreams.)
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Post by: Sakura Leic on January 03, 2009, 06:01:10 AM
Granted but they end in a twisted way.

I wish I didn't have super glue on my fingers.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on January 03, 2009, 06:20:17 AM
Granted. Instead, you have lots of sticky tape on your fingers. That's REALLY annoying.

I wish I could get some sleep...
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Post by: Archer on January 03, 2009, 07:28:36 AM
Granted, but it's only for a second.

I wish I had better stuff.
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Post by: Yami Blade on January 03, 2009, 05:11:48 PM
granted, but stuff breaks when you touch it

I wish 2009 won't suck
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Post by: Machina on January 04, 2009, 07:54:27 AM
Granted. You're in a coma for most of it.

I wish I had working, high grade, modern, non-Apple computer components.
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Post by: Quickman on January 04, 2009, 07:58:23 AM
Granted.  They only run on a Vista system.

I wish I wasn't so lazy lately.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 04, 2009, 07:59:36 AM
Granted, but now you overwork everyday.

I wish the term breaks were longer...
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Post by: Quickman on January 04, 2009, 08:05:39 AM
Granted.  The breaks cut into scheduled class time, and you never get the required education.  You fail the Finals as your classes never covered anything else due to the long breaks.  You never earn your degree, no thanks to those long breaks.  And those breaks are awfully boring, too.

I wish I had an apartment.
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Post by: Machina on January 04, 2009, 08:08:48 AM
Granted. The door to your apartment is down this long trap-filled corridor. The landlord estimates it'll be about a week before you slip up and get pulverized by the rapidly descending ceiling. Low rent, though...


I wish I were more motivated to exercise...
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Post by: Archer on January 04, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
Granted, you don't do anything but exercise.

I wish I was, uh... bringing sexy back.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on January 04, 2009, 06:22:33 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, the "sexy" you're bringing back is the kind that turns on Big Bubba. You know, that fat, hairy, smelly guy that loves his cellmates very, very much.

I wish I had my own catgirl maid.
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Post by: Police Girl on January 05, 2009, 12:12:53 AM
Granted, but she Bites you and Steals your money.

I wish My Dreams were real so I would be as crazy as I am.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on January 05, 2009, 01:34:43 AM
Granted. You dream of a giant fork on legs chasing you and shouting obscenities. Just to add insult to it, your dreams don't work anymore after that.

I wish I could settle on a good design for Enigma...
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Post by: MegaTuga on January 06, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
Granted. but its 10000000 times smaller than you thught (nothing occured me  :|)

I wish that Portuguese was the world main language
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Post by: Archer on January 07, 2009, 05:37:49 AM
Granted, but it doesn't matter because you forget how to speak it.

I wish I was actually funny.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on January 07, 2009, 05:38:48 AM
Granted, but now you have an annoying sitcom laughtrack play whenever you tell a joke.

I wish some other gaming company would buy up Sonic!
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Post by: Kit on January 08, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
Granted, but they totally revamp him and now he is lost in the sands of time of good video gaming.

I wish I could sing better.
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Post by: Archer on January 08, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
Granted, but no one cares.

I wish I had one an awesome looking car.
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Post by: Sniper X on January 08, 2009, 06:37:04 PM
Granted, but the car is not working.

I wish there's no such thing as wars.
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Post by: Kit on January 08, 2009, 08:53:24 PM
Granted, but then we launch all the nukes into the atmosphere and then years later when we've fixed our problems,
they come back to earth and destroy us.  8D

I wish I could have some pocky.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on January 08, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
Granted.  It's a new experimental Medicinal Pocky.

I wish I could draw people better.
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Post by: Solar on January 08, 2009, 09:00:38 PM
Granted, but you get in an accident and your arms need to be amputated.

I wish I had more weeks of vacations ;O;
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Post by: Archer on January 08, 2009, 09:02:01 PM
Granted, but you have nothing to do in that time.

I wish I could make my voice dramatic.
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Post by: Yami Blade on January 08, 2009, 11:31:33 PM
Granted, but you die after proclaiming that Soylent Green is People.

I wish for my own private tank
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Post by: Kit on January 09, 2009, 01:42:29 AM
Granted, but they forgot to give you ammunition with it.

I'm wishin' for a snowstorm so I don't have school.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on January 09, 2009, 06:58:53 AM
Granted.  The snowstorm turns out to be a Hurriphoonado which destroys everything in it's path, killing millions.  (Man I love The Onion)

I wish the next issue of Green Lantern is as [tornado fang]ing awesome as the one I just read.
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Post by: TeaOfJay on January 09, 2009, 07:18:51 AM
Granted, but the two issues being so awesome cause a blackhole that destroys the universe. If it's any consolation, the comic was really [tornado fang]ing awesome, and so is the black hole.

I wish for a fuller wallet. I'll be needing it this year what with all the games coming out.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 09, 2009, 08:56:24 AM
Granted, but it has a bigger hole now.

I wish for my laziness to go away...
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Post by: Archer on January 11, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
Granted, but yo have nothing to do and you explode.

I wish I didn't have to go in 5 hours.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on January 11, 2009, 03:47:49 PM
Granted, now you have to go in 5 minutes.

I wish that the coming term will be easier.
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Post by: Archer on January 11, 2009, 03:50:04 PM
Granted, nut you become stupider making it just as hard.

I wish that I had more money.
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Post by: prower42 on January 13, 2009, 12:00:51 AM
Granted, then you will drown in the mutant money slime

 -_- I wish Zero didn't die in Zero 4 -_-



 -_-
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Post by: Sakura Leic on January 13, 2009, 12:33:40 AM
Granted but they make an extremly sucky Zero 5 that doesn't even make sense anymore.

I wish I wasn't so dang lazy.
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Post by: PowerArmor on January 13, 2009, 12:36:13 AM
Granted, you now have ADD.

I wish my artist's block would stop blocking me.
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Post by: Archer on January 15, 2009, 07:48:18 AM
Granted, but you want nothing more then to draw old, ugly, naked men.

I wish that I didn't have these goddamn bites on my arm..
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Post by: Thanatos-Zero on February 06, 2009, 12:53:36 AM
Granted. The bites are now on your legs and the worst is that these are from a vampire.
I wish to become the very death itself.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on February 08, 2009, 08:48:03 AM
Granted....but death came to you before you succeded to became one.

i wish i wasnt too lazy.....
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Post by: The Slacker Hunter on February 11, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Granted, but now you'll never stop working.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.
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Post by: Archer on February 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Granted, but it melted and now it's all over you.

I wish I had some better sounds.
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Post by: Police Girl on February 20, 2009, 03:13:15 AM
Granted, now you always make noises from the SFX guy in "Police Academy"

I wish I existed in the Geass Timeline instead of this one.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on February 20, 2009, 03:18:54 AM
Granted,but you appear just to be a normal civilian/unimportant character in that timeline and dead for being caught in the blast from those knightmare frames

i wish this day never lasted~
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Post by: Police Girl on February 20, 2009, 03:20:56 AM
Granted, It lasts...

I wish this world was conjoined with the Geass world, Damnit! 8D
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 23, 2009, 11:12:13 PM
granted , but you would still be a civilian,noone special

I wish i could marry model ZX! owo
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Post by: Police Girl on February 23, 2009, 11:36:01 PM
Granted, But now you are married to both Model Z and Model X.

I wish I could build Knightmare Frames...
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Post by: Archer on February 24, 2009, 04:33:54 AM
Granted, but they're figures.

I wish I could make music come out of my hands and make swords appear from the soles of my feet and make slash harkens shoot out of my stomach and could turn my left arm into a shield and cast uber magick spells with my right.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on February 24, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Granted, now you are a freak of nature, even in magic standards.

I wish that there is no thing as assignments.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 24, 2009, 11:07:00 PM
Granted , now there is just work   ;)

I wish i had every biometal
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Post by: Police Girl on February 24, 2009, 11:17:56 PM
Granted, but you can't use them because you dont have Alberts DNA.

I wish I had some Coke Orange...
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Post by: Sniper X on February 25, 2009, 01:12:00 PM
Granted, but you get Coke Apple instead.

I wish I magical creatures are true, and I'm the only one who can see them.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 26, 2009, 10:06:44 PM
Granted , but the Magical Creatures are rabid and kill you knowing you can see them

I wish i had biometal Z, X, L, and alberts DNA
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Post by: Police Girl on February 26, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
Granted, but L is stolen and the perpetrator kills you without breaking a sweat.

I wish the god damn snow would go away...
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 26, 2009, 11:00:11 PM
Granted , bit its replaced with lava

I wish i had a Z-saber :P
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Post by: Archer on February 27, 2009, 12:37:40 AM
Granted, you stab yourself to death with it.

I wish that I had awesome theme music.
Title: Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!
Post by: Sniper X on February 27, 2009, 10:41:47 AM
Granted, but someone stole your awesome them music.

I wish my right arm is robotic.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 27, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
Granted , but it short circuts

I wish zero didnt have booblights
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Post by: Frozen Potato on February 27, 2009, 03:36:08 PM
Granted,but he already was in Megaman zero.
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Post by: Archer on February 27, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
No wish? Well.. I'll just make one then.

I wish I had awesome clothes.
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Post by: Thanatos-Zero on February 27, 2009, 08:57:04 PM
Granted, however your clothing is so popular, that everyone haunts you to death for that clothes.

I wish to know the meaning of PINGAS.
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Post by: Sniper X on February 27, 2009, 09:19:39 PM
Granted, but you might get the wrong meaning.

I wish dogs doesn't exist.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 27, 2009, 09:29:43 PM
Granted , now everyone owns wolves and foxes

I wish zero was gay for ONE day
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Post by: Sniper X on February 27, 2009, 09:32:21 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks he's still gay another day.

I wish Zero is a ninja.
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Post by: Archer on February 27, 2009, 11:03:22 PM
Granted, he kills Phantom and takes his place.

I wish that X was a pimp.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 27, 2009, 11:32:27 PM
granted but all his ho's leave him

i wish i had some ramen
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 27, 2009, 11:43:44 PM
Granted but it spilled all over your pants

I wish there was such thing as Model HLPFOZXA?  :\
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Post by: Police Girl on February 28, 2009, 04:47:32 AM
It would be used by the final boss of ZX3, you won't last long. Have fun.

I wish I could defeat Survival Road on ZXA.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on February 28, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Granted,but by the time you defeated Albert,his blade of darkness attack(model W shards rolling on the ground) just hit you and turn you into eight yellow circles.

I wish penguins are prinnys (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/mogster500/prinnydance.gif)
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Post by: VixyNyan on February 28, 2009, 06:49:50 AM
Granted, but they explode the moment you touch or abuse them (just like in the games).

I'd like to have a Wacom Tablet sometime this year. ^^
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Post by: Protoman Blues on February 28, 2009, 06:51:32 AM
Granted.  Your laptop dies!

I wish I could get payed for not working.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on February 28, 2009, 06:53:56 AM
Granted but you so bored you eat until you are well way over weight.

I wish girls now a days didn't wear so much make up.
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Post by: Sniper X on February 28, 2009, 07:27:34 AM
Granted, now they did not wear make-up.

I wish there's Ninja Gaiden 3.
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Post by: VixyNyan on February 28, 2009, 07:42:56 AM
Already granted, you need to get a NES to play it.

I'd love to see a Super Mario Land 4 with Mario and Tatanga again. ^^
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Post by: TeaOfJay on February 28, 2009, 07:45:39 AM
Granted, but for some reason it's for the N-gage.

I wish Dead Rising 2 not only meets expectations, but exceedes them.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on February 28, 2009, 07:50:22 AM
Granted.  It turns out you have very very low standards!

i wish I had a house so I can put all my stuff in there.
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Post by: Sniper X on February 28, 2009, 08:06:26 AM
Granted, but it is a teeny-weeny house.

I wish I have a pet falcon.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on February 28, 2009, 10:00:06 PM
Granted , but it tears your eyes out with its talons

I wish i had alberts DNA and Biometal H with noone knowing
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Post by: Police Girl on February 28, 2009, 11:58:41 PM
Granted, but people are scared of you and Robots will attack you.

I wish the Survival Road didn't try to go the "Purist" route with the short health bar.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on March 03, 2009, 02:01:11 AM
Granted , it doesnt try , it just goes

I wish i found a better avatar then the one i have now
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Post by: Archer on March 04, 2009, 04:31:53 AM
Granted, but no one cares.

I wish that is wasn't so hot.
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Post by: Sniper X on March 04, 2009, 02:21:32 PM
Granted, then you accidentally turn more hotter.

I wish I'm not covered with sand.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on March 04, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
Granted.  You're covered with Milk!

I wish my internship would hire me on after I'm done interning with them.
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Post by: Cherrykorock on March 04, 2009, 06:03:29 PM
Granted! However you now have to pay to work for them while wearing a silly pink dress.  -_-

I wish I could make a big bang happen in my room.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on March 06, 2009, 12:25:56 AM
Granted, now u have no room

i wish i had no homework
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Post by: Sniper X on March 07, 2009, 03:40:10 PM
Granted, now you have chores.

I wish Superman is real.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on March 07, 2009, 10:42:03 PM
Granted , but he's too lazy to do anything

I wish vent and aile in megaman ZX spoke english ( for cutscenes )
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Post by: Archer on March 08, 2009, 01:17:41 PM
Granted, but you can't understand English anymore.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Post by: Sniper X on March 08, 2009, 03:31:15 PM
Granted, but you get cancer.

I wish I can't bleed.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on March 08, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
Granted, but now you rust.

I wish there was an answer for everything.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on March 08, 2009, 11:53:46 PM
Granted , but you cant find those answers

I wish i had a better avatar
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Post by: Police Girl on March 08, 2009, 11:56:49 PM
Granted, but you get banned because of the Rule 34 contained inside.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Post by: Sniper X on March 09, 2009, 01:18:35 PM
Granted, but it's small.

I wish I never cry.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on March 10, 2009, 01:30:22 AM
Granted , you laugh when youre sad , so noone can ever help you with problems

I wish biometals were real , i had alberts DNA , and i had model Z and model X
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Post by: Yami Blade on April 09, 2009, 02:20:37 AM
Granted, but you lose to the first boss.  And die.


I wish I could use Mojikara  (watch Samurai Sentai Shinkenger)
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Post by: BreakTargets on April 09, 2009, 02:30:17 AM
Not granted, because noone else here has watched that.

I wish I was transformed into Billy Hatcher.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 11, 2009, 09:30:49 AM
granted but now all the eggs break

i wish i had a job
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Post by: Archer on April 11, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
Granted, you get fired.

I wish I had more chocolate.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 11, 2009, 07:56:55 PM
Wish granted , now you have mexican hot chocolate

I wish i had a mini MMZ zero that would fit in my pocket and couldnt attack me
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 12, 2009, 06:37:31 AM
granted it accidentally stabbed you and bleeding everywhere

i wish had a buff body
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 14, 2009, 04:24:05 PM
Granted , but you soon love Megaman so much you re-play every single game and not workout so you lose the buff body

I wish that i had something to wish about
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Post by: Archer on April 14, 2009, 04:25:15 PM
Granted, it doesn't come true.

I wish this movie would start already.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 14, 2009, 09:02:27 PM
granted the movie cuts off half-way

i wish i had a steak
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Post by: Police Girl on April 14, 2009, 10:34:24 PM
Granted, but its tough and fatty.

I wish I had something to make walking the dog easier.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 19, 2009, 04:15:04 AM
Granted  , its not yuo walking the dog , its the dog walking you

I wish Naruto didnt exist and Megaman took its place
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Post by: Frozen Potato on April 19, 2009, 07:27:24 AM
Granted,now we have megatards/rocktard all over the place.(imagine if that happens  8D)

I wish im taller than i am now
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Post by: Romantic Fool on April 19, 2009, 07:48:01 AM
Granted, but you're afflicted with a strange brand of gigantism and only affects your head.

I wish for nothing.
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Post by: Sniper X on April 19, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
Granted, but there will be something.

I wish my dreams come true.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 19, 2009, 06:43:20 PM
Granted but your dreams are nightmares so the world is doomed to listen to Rickrolls and other evilish things

I wish this thread could never be broken
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Post by: Sniper X on April 19, 2009, 06:45:47 PM
Granted, but something or someone will broke one of the rules in this thread, and Vixy will lock it.

I wish Digimon exists in the real world.
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Post by: Romantic Fool on April 20, 2009, 01:52:25 AM
Granted, but you get attacked by them and get deleted.

I wish for Dr. Pepper.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 21, 2009, 01:06:11 PM
Granted , but its Dr. Salt instead

I wish that Xat chat had more people
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Post by: Sniper X on April 21, 2009, 03:15:32 PM
Then many people draw on the doodle and make the drawing worse.

I wish I don't have any homework.
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Post by: Kit on April 22, 2009, 09:12:53 PM
You don't, but then the world ends.

I wish I had some coloring experience.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 24, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
granted you cant stay in the lines yet

i wish i can put more movies on my psp
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Post by: Jericho on April 24, 2009, 10:35:53 PM
Granted, but now your battery is good for only 5 minutes.

I wish for awesome stuff.
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Post by: Sniper X on April 24, 2009, 11:00:29 PM
Granted, those awesome stuff will broke on the next day.

I wish I have no legs.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 25, 2009, 09:51:15 PM
granted you now have prosthetic legs

i wish i could play videogames for a living
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Post by: Mirby on April 25, 2009, 10:41:27 PM
Wish granted, but the only games you get to play are Superman 64 and The Adventures of Dino Riki. You quickly go insane and move to the top of a mountain and become a hermit... for all of five minutes. The cave you move into contains a very ravenous bear who promptly devours you slowly. No one knows what happened to you, and they quickly forget about you. The world goes on...

I wish I had the illustrations I requested nearly a month ago.
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Post by: ST Jestah on April 26, 2009, 02:34:58 AM
@Crimson Lightning:
Granted, but you need to play videogames to live

@Mirby:
Granted, but your eyes explode when you see them

I wish I was in a hentai comic.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 26, 2009, 04:48:37 AM
Granted , but the person makes you as ugly as F*ck.

I wish we had a Kobun emote with a ZX helmet on  ???  ::)
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Post by: Frozen Potato on April 27, 2009, 07:04:15 PM
Granted...but the Kobun does not have DNA matches just to wear a ZX helmet and thus blew up and covered in smoke.

I wish i had PS3 so i could play Resident Evil 5
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on April 28, 2009, 01:28:20 AM
granted but the PS3 ran out of memory and cant save the game anymore

i wish i could eat bacon for the rest of my life
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Post by: Jericho on April 28, 2009, 01:29:40 AM
Wish granted. Five minutes later you die from a salt & cholesterol OD.

I wish if people knew my intentions sometimes.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on April 28, 2009, 05:36:25 AM
Granted.  They then don't understand that your black.

I wish food at Stadiums weren't so expensive.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on April 28, 2009, 06:20:41 AM
Granted,but the foods sold out quickly before you could buy one.

I wish my room was larger.
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Post by: borockman on April 28, 2009, 07:01:46 AM
Too bad, but your all your stuffs are getting smaller.

I wish I have the power!
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Post by: Archer on April 28, 2009, 07:13:32 AM
Granted, you loose it.

I wish I didn't need sleep.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on April 28, 2009, 10:44:16 AM
Granted,but you go insane due to lack of sleep.

I wish i have psychic powers.
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Post by: Ryugaki on April 28, 2009, 02:02:01 PM
granted. but another psychic will challenge you and you're defeated, then you're sent to another world...

I wish I cleared my final exam with perfect-score...
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Post by: Archer on April 28, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
Granted, but you get failed later on for being an idiot anyway.

I wish that I at least had a normal sleeping pattern.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on April 29, 2009, 02:37:42 AM
Granted , but you get so sick so that you cant sleep


I wish i didnt have the swine flu

( also, i have one of the minor mutations of it , so its not like...life threatening... )
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Post by: Sniper X on April 29, 2009, 01:46:05 PM
Granted, you get bird flu instead.

I wish I was handicapped.
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Post by: VixyNyan on April 30, 2009, 11:56:04 PM
Granted, you now have rocket legs, just like Astro Boy.

I wish I wasn't treated as just an admin, but treated just like any of the cooler members in here.
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Post by: Gaia on April 30, 2009, 11:58:14 PM
Granted, but you get a stalker in the end.

I wish that there was a squirrel living in my backyard.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on May 01, 2009, 08:13:10 AM
granted the squirrel leaves to another tree in another yard

i wish i lived in the caribbean
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Post by: Akamaru on May 02, 2009, 06:13:27 AM
It is granted, but the islands are sinking...

I wish for a girlfriend.
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Post by: Sniper X on May 02, 2009, 08:48:26 AM
Granted, but she's a toad actually.

I wish I have a Wacom Tablet.
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Post by: VixyNyan on May 02, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Granted, it draws stick figures no matter how hard you tried.

I wish someone would compliment me by saying "omg hawtness, I wanna bang you".
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 02, 2009, 04:08:14 PM
Wish granted , but the person is just joking

I wish i wasnt stuck on MMBN5 double team DS
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Post by: VixyNyan on May 02, 2009, 04:15:17 PM
Granted, but you need to insert Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation (Japan only) into the GBA slot to be able to continue.

Wish granted , but the person is just joking

D:<

I wish RPM's birthday could come sooner~
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Post by: Ryugaki on May 02, 2009, 04:29:43 PM
granted, but then anyone won't notices it until few days has passes...

I wish I live in another country...
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Post by: Akamaru on May 03, 2009, 12:08:27 AM
Granted, but the country has only dogs as citizens.

I wish I had a burrito.
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Post by: Sapphire✧9 on May 03, 2009, 12:11:56 AM
Granted, but you die before you can eat it.

I wish, I had two girlfriends at once.
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Post by: Akamaru on May 03, 2009, 12:38:31 AM
So many things can go wrong with that. I am not even going to bother.

I wish I has a sword.
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Post by: Sapphire✧9 on May 03, 2009, 01:36:05 AM
Granted, but you accidently stab yourself with it.

I wish I had 2,300,233,343 billion girlfriends in my bed. <.<
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 03, 2009, 11:14:26 PM
Granted , theyre all fighting and none of them exepct a fat old lady stays in your bed

Granted, but you need to insert Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation (Japan only) into the GBA slot to be able to continue.

D:<

I wish RPM's birthday could come sooner~

My Birthday is the same as RPM's...


I wish on RPM's B-day ppl will say happy B-Day to me too  :'(
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Post by: Sniper X on May 04, 2009, 02:38:05 PM
Granted. Your birthday is on that day, but everyone keep concetrating on RPM's birthday more.

I wish I can colour good.
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Post by: Akamaru on May 05, 2009, 01:26:37 AM
Granted, but you become color blind.

I wish I could become invisible.
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Post by: borockman on May 05, 2009, 01:38:23 AM
Granted, but everyone forgot that you exist.

I wish I could do a projectile attack.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on May 05, 2009, 01:58:35 AM
Granted but you hit a badger and it mauls you.
I wish more people would buy Virtual on
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Post by: Police Girl on May 10, 2009, 05:13:49 AM
Granted, 2 more people buy it.

I wish TV was better.
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Post by: Ryugaki on May 10, 2009, 02:17:16 PM
granted. but it broke up for some unknown reason.

I wish...
Quote from: Aladdin from Kingdom Heart - Chain of Memories
for Genie's freedom!
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 11, 2009, 01:40:02 PM
Sadly he gets trapped again by demon monkey zombies.

I wish for a world without jealousy
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Post by: Mirby on May 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
Wish granted, but the wish becomes jealous and mushrooms grow bodies and grow fat for no readily apparent reason, other than possible repercussions for lack of jealousy.

I wish I knew how to speak, read, and write Japanese.
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Post by: Sniper X on May 12, 2009, 02:41:55 PM
Granted, but then you don't remember how to speak, read and write English.

I wish I pass my end of year test.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 12, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
Wish granted , but everything else (even participation grade ) you fial in

I wish someone would reply to this wish
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 13, 2009, 12:04:19 AM
Granted but that is the only wish you can now make

I wish for a time machine
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on May 13, 2009, 05:02:45 AM
granted the machine breaks and you get stuck in time

i wish i lived in the 80's
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 13, 2009, 09:38:15 PM
Granted but you think its the 70's so you dress that way and everyone hates you and you die lonely and sad with your next door neighbor barney..?

I wish...that RPM existed forever
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 13, 2009, 09:41:34 PM
Granted but you can't visit it  8D

I wish for the three stooges to make a come back
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 14, 2009, 04:13:10 AM
Granted, but they will never be as good as they were before their comeback...also they're zombies.

I wish for destruction...
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 15, 2009, 12:04:07 AM
Granted but it's the destruction that only benefits man kind in every possible positive way  8D

I wish for awesome card skills
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Post by: Sniper X on May 15, 2009, 09:03:12 AM
You do it so fast until you cut yourself to bits!

I wish magic exists.
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Post by: Ryugaki on May 15, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
granted, but everyone can't control their power, so their power crashed into the other one, exploded, and keep on going like that until mankind are totally extinct

I wish... the world's always on peace...
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 15, 2009, 10:28:02 PM
Granted but it is the one reason we can't defend our self's in the Alien wars and die  :P

I wish I could cut back on cigarettes
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on May 16, 2009, 04:42:23 AM
granted now you develop a chewing tobacco addiction

i wish i found my pokemon silver version
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 16, 2009, 04:48:05 AM
Granted, but you found it smashed to pieces.

I wish there was cake on the moon.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 16, 2009, 07:13:23 AM
granted but the cake is a lie!  :o

I wish to be on the same time zone as most of you guys  :P
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 16, 2009, 07:16:54 AM
Granted, now your internal clock is forever screwed.

I wish I have an afro.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 16, 2009, 07:18:30 AM
granted but it will only be a shadow of mine!  >BD

I wish I had Robot Master tech.
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Post by: Ryugaki on May 16, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
granted, but then when you created the robots, there's some mistakes then they betrayed you, expand their viruses, then Maverick Wars occurs (gotta stop playing Megaman games... for now!)

I wish that I had an UFO
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Post by: Thanatos-Zero on May 16, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
Wish granted besides you can also do the Wily eyebrow wiggle, but a android mistakes you for a certain doctor and puts you to jail.
I wish to be a girl.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 17, 2009, 02:01:45 AM
Granted but you still have male parts

I wish My idea will work
( Idea : RockMan EXE 4.5 + Battle Chip Gate ( seperately came from it ) + Navi Chip = ???? )
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 17, 2009, 03:41:02 AM
Granted but the game refuses to play for you  :O

I wish I could finish my Final Paper on time
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on May 18, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
granted but you get a low grade for rushing

i wish i had a DSi
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 24, 2009, 12:39:14 AM
Granted but it doesnt work and it strangly flashes random colors giving you a headache , then you find out days later its a chinese mp3 bootleg
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Post by: Akamaru on May 24, 2009, 03:27:50 AM
I wish the above poster had a wish.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 24, 2009, 03:40:40 AM
granted but it further derails/breaks this thread

I wish I could see into the future
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Post by: Sniper X on May 24, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
Granted, but you set the wrong date and see the past instead.

I wish time is slow.
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Post by: Nexus on May 24, 2009, 09:19:18 AM
Granted. Now you move like molasses with all of us, and thus don't notice the difference yourself.

I wish the world was anime.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 24, 2009, 09:22:31 AM
Granted but it's horrible streamed and awfully fan dubbed!  >0<

I wish that earth was a transformable planet (See? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primus_(Transformers)))
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 24, 2009, 08:02:41 PM
Granted, but most of the population gets crushed to death every time it transforms.

I wish for fury.
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Post by: Akamaru on May 25, 2009, 01:41:18 AM
Granted, but you get The Sorrow instead.

I wish I had a bag of chips.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 25, 2009, 03:50:48 AM
Granted, but it's a flavor you hate...also it explodes the second it appears on your hands.

I wish...to wish a wish.
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Post by: Akamaru on May 25, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
Granted, but it was granted to be granted.

I wish I understood what I just said.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 25, 2009, 04:58:10 AM
granted but your now confused about everything else you say

I wish I could defeat AirMan  8D
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on May 25, 2009, 07:28:33 AM
granted they show the same thing sat and sun

i wish i had money for more games
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Post by: Sniper X on May 25, 2009, 02:03:08 PM
Granted, you buy food intstead because your fridge is out of food.

I wish its summer holiday now.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 26, 2009, 05:49:06 PM
Granted, you have a copy of Major Molestor's Lovefest 3.

I wish I was the moon, angry face and all.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 26, 2009, 05:54:27 PM
Granted, but you got shot down by a big freaking laser.

I wish that ZX3 will come out soon.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 26, 2009, 08:00:36 PM
Granted but it's a corrupted version and it destroys your DS

I wish I had more free time
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Post by: Frozen Potato on May 26, 2009, 11:57:21 PM
Granted,now you have to do housework more because you had free time.

I wish i had more money so i can fix my freakin psp....
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 27, 2009, 02:36:01 AM
Wish granted but a ninja steals it , then he gives it to obama who he adds it to helping the 780 billion $ bailout , and then you never get your money back untill you find it inside a book called " Scientology and you " which theres also a pipe bomb in there so it sets off and your hands explode , and the ninja comes back and kills you with uber skillz and the CSI catches him and the money is given to your parents as they throw away your PSP not wantign to remember the bad memories of you playing videogames , and your funeral is held , with the ninja speaking about how he's sorry and Obama speaks on how that money would have helped and all your family is there crying and texting , being unbelievibly sad over the loss of your death and a meteor like weapon emerges from your grave , and a 14 year old picks it up and uses the powers of the meteor weapon for all everlasting good.

I wish there was no such thing as god-mod
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 27, 2009, 02:38:36 AM
granted but they're now called Devil - Mods and they're twice as big and ten times meaner

I wish i had a wish so i don't break this thread... o~O
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Post by: Frozen Potato on May 27, 2009, 03:44:42 AM
Wish granted but a ninja steals it , then he gives it to obama who he adds it to helping the 780 billion $ bailout , and then you never get your money back untill you find it inside a book called " Scientology and you " which theres also a pipe bomb in there so it sets off and your hands explode , and the ninja comes back and kills you with uber skillz and the CSI catches him and the money is given to your parents as they throw away your PSP not wantign to remember the bad memories of you playing videogames , and your funeral is held , with the ninja speaking about how he's sorry and Obama speaks on how that money would have helped and all your family is there crying and texting , being unbelievibly sad over the loss of your death and a meteor like weapon emerges from your grave , and a 14 year old picks it up and uses the powers of the meteor weapon for all everlasting good.
Gawd,thats a long post just to corrupt a single wish.  8D

On topic
Granted,now the whole network crashes for no reason.

I wish i had a gun,any gun.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 27, 2009, 04:39:47 AM
Granted but it's a gun completely made out of knifes, and you can't use it....ever >8|

I wish, I wish, I saw a fish  8D
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 27, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
Granted but thats a double wish so it never could happen

I wish this emote wasnt so creepy  óVó
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 28, 2009, 07:08:14 PM
Granted, it's even creepier.

I wish for monkey lust...NOW!!
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 28, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
Granted, you are now a monkey.

I wish things were much simpler in life.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 28, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
(I have no problem whit that, YAY FOR MONKEY LUST!!)

Granted, but now everything else is hard.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on May 28, 2009, 07:38:04 PM
Granted , nothing happens because you didnt wish and broke the thread

I wish the thread was always alive
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 28, 2009, 08:07:05 PM
(oops, I did forget to make a wish didn't I. -u-')

Granted....IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!! *thread makes a Godzilla roar* RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!!

I wish I could perform a screw attack.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 28, 2009, 08:08:57 PM
granted but it's quickly stolen back by samus

I wish I had a Netbook
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 28, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
Granted, but you got a book made out of a net.

I wish for more monkey lust.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 29, 2009, 08:57:24 AM
Granted, you are assimilated into it.

I wish that there were longer term breaks.
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Post by: Akamaru on May 30, 2009, 08:17:47 AM
Granted, but there is more school days in between.

I wish I had food to eat.
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Post by: borockman on May 30, 2009, 09:09:56 AM
Granted, but there's nothing to drink.

I wish I can do this assignment faster...
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Post by: Akamaru on May 30, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Granted.

I wish I came up with something bad...
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 30, 2009, 09:36:06 PM
Granted, but the post was so bad, it got you permanently banned.

I wish I could rule the world with an iron fist!
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Post by: Akamaru on May 30, 2009, 09:38:08 PM
Granted, but your right hand man later tells you your hand is made of copper.

I wish I can a spicy taco.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 02:52:25 AM
Granted, but it's not spicy enough!  :O

I wish I had a wish
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 03:43:49 AM
Granted, but it was my wish, and it destroyed the world...HOORAY!

I wish for universal peace.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 03:52:00 AM
Granted but it makes us to weak to fight off alien invaders!

I wish for a Xbox 360
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Post by: Sakura Leic on May 31, 2009, 03:53:21 AM
Granted but it gives you cancer all over the place.

I wish I knew how to settle my boredom.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 04:03:42 AM
Granted but it makes us to weak to fight off alien invaders!
(I said UNIVERSAL peace, why would the aliens be attacking if they were at peace as well)

Granted, you now know how to settle your boredom, unfourtinately, you get a rare disease for no apparent reason.

I wish for a good mind blowing!
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 04:08:52 AM
granted but your mind gets a rather bad imploding moments after

I wish I was done with my school finals
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 04:12:37 AM
Granted...but you fail and have to start your grade all over again.

I wish coloring pics on the computer wasn't so...tiresome.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 04:19:52 AM
granted but now it's impossible to do it correctly at all

I wish tablet
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Post by: Akamaru on May 31, 2009, 04:43:05 AM
Granted, but it contained the 10 commandments written by me.

I wish for a bottle of Sprite.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 04:45:15 AM
Granted, but it's warm Sprite.

I wish.............................for sexy kobun.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 04:55:07 AM
granted but it leaves you for another kobun

I wish for a media capture device
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Post by: Akamaru on May 31, 2009, 04:57:19 AM
Granted, but  it came out like this: (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Akamaru-3.png).

EDIT: Damn, beaten.

Granted but had a small memory.

I wish I could have a better digital camera.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on May 31, 2009, 08:40:56 AM
Granted, but  it came out like this: (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Akamaru-3.png).
HEY! I'm very happy as to how it came out!

Ahem, anyways...
Granted, but it's now so full of functions that it's no longer a digital camera.

I wish I knew what to write here.
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Post by: borockman on May 31, 2009, 10:01:16 AM
Granted, but you forgot how to post.

I wish for DSi.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 10:06:07 AM
Granted, you got a Digital Saxophone iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

I wish I looked like my avatar in real life.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on May 31, 2009, 10:11:40 AM
Granted but your stuck in a 2-d pose forever

I wish I knew how to play UFC undisputed, properly
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Post by: Akamaru on May 31, 2009, 08:13:55 PM
HEY! I'm very happy as to how it came out!
Thats why its so sexy.  >0<

Granted, but nobody wants to play with you since they think your cheating.

I wish I had salsa with this bag of chips.
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Post by: ST Jestah on May 31, 2009, 10:17:00 PM
Granted, you got the monkey from Mother 3...and he just ate your chips...and now he is bitting your head.

I wish to corrupt the next wish.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 01, 2009, 09:29:31 PM
Granted but it was corrupted by someone else before you (aka double negative 8D)

I wish this wish is corrupted by someone
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 01, 2009, 11:35:35 PM
I wish i could have relpied to A-S's wish  8D
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 01, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Granted but the thread breaks because of it

I wish for an A/C unit
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 01, 2009, 11:55:31 PM
Granted but it doesnt work

I wish for this emote gone
 Ã³Vó
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Post by: ST Jestah on June 02, 2009, 02:54:56 AM
Granted, but it's replaced with something worse.

I wish that there would be a fetish for pillows.
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Post by: VixyNyan on June 02, 2009, 02:37:25 PM
Granted, you're now sleeping on my pillows... >v<;

After Cave Story for WiiWare is out, I wish for Cave Story 2 to come out. o.o;
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Post by: Akamaru on June 03, 2009, 05:39:19 PM
Granted, but it came out for NES.

I wish I can be sleeping at Vixy's bed.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on June 03, 2009, 05:53:55 PM
Granted,but you accidently broke Vixy's bed.

I wish i had more strength.....to do somthing...."
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 03, 2009, 07:25:20 PM
Granted but now your too lazy to do anything

I wish I had better luck job hunting  :P
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on June 03, 2009, 09:05:57 PM
granted but the job you found was already filled

i wish my car was funtional
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 03, 2009, 09:19:06 PM
Granted but you lock the keys in the car and can't get in

I wish Drag Me to Hell was a better movie (in concept :P)
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Post by: Gaia on June 04, 2009, 02:18:58 AM
Granted, but now it's a more horrible B-horror mainstream flick!

I wish I had Jawbreakers..
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 04, 2009, 02:26:20 AM
Granted but they live up to their name and do indeed break your jaw

I wish I had a SNES emulator for the NDS
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 04, 2009, 03:10:24 AM
Granted , but it breaks your DS! And then you get a DSi but it doesnt work!

I wish A-S didnt post every other wish
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Post by: Gaia on June 04, 2009, 03:13:54 AM
Then he causes a post flood.

If only I was able to animate at least something..
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Post by: ST Jestah on June 04, 2009, 06:49:28 AM
Granted, you're now sleeping on my pillows... >v<;
(...HOORAY! *snuggles* >w<)

Granted, but you could only animate one thing...WEEGEE PRON! (I'm being totally random today)

I wish I had a baby in me.
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Post by: Ryugaki on June 04, 2009, 01:14:46 PM
granted, but then the baby had premature birth...

I wish she would forgive me...
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Post by: ST Jestah on June 04, 2009, 05:27:33 PM
Granted, Madonna forgave you...and then she gave you HIV.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 05, 2009, 03:28:30 AM
Granted but its too late to chage your post

I Wish I was better at drawing with ym tablet
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on June 09, 2009, 07:25:25 PM
granted but your style changes and no one likes it

i wish i had enough money for a motor scooter
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Post by: Gaia on June 09, 2009, 07:26:39 PM
Granted, but you get mugged right after.

I wish I had a working joystick.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 10, 2009, 03:01:48 AM
Granted but it works only or meteors so one comes crashing to earth , but PB takes the lead and is about to stop it but he sees PBPB anddoesnt do his job ,and a meteor crashes  8D

I wish it was easier for me to make AR GBA codes
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 10, 2009, 03:08:28 AM
Granted but they never work the way you want them to.

I wish for some batteries
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Post by: Gaia on June 10, 2009, 03:09:35 AM
Granted but they are rusty and useless.

I wish I had an Ion Cannon.
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Post by: Doodle on June 10, 2009, 04:01:47 AM
Granted; but it blows up the first time you go to use it.

I wish I had a harem of women.  8D
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Post by: ST Jestah on June 10, 2009, 05:10:04 AM
Granted, but they're ugly and old as sin.

I wish for boobies.
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Post by: Doodle on June 10, 2009, 05:46:08 AM
Granted; but you've suddenly been turned into a baby!

I wish it was my birthday.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on June 10, 2009, 05:47:56 AM
Granted.  It's spent alone and with rotten cake!

I wish I was a lesbian.
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Post by: Jericho on June 10, 2009, 06:02:59 AM
Granted, but now being straight is more popular.

I wish for more rain tomorrow.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on June 10, 2009, 06:06:37 AM
granted but it literally rains cats and dogs

I wish for my RM idea to be accepted by you guys  :P
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 10, 2009, 12:34:17 PM
Granted , but you decided to do this to your idea
 [objection!]

I wish to draw PB alot!  XD
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Post by: ST Jestah on June 10, 2009, 07:14:13 PM
Granted, but the reason you draw him so much is because after you finish drawing PB, the paper (or whatever it is you drew PB on) suddenly combusts into flames.

I wish to wee chocolate pudding.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 17, 2009, 01:28:28 PM
Granted put its really vanilla!

I wish to wish a wish to wish about a wish to see what happens to that wish  :V
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Post by: Frozen Potato on June 17, 2009, 03:07:05 PM
Granted,but too much of that wish that wish that wish that and that wish made your head X-plode into eight circles....pew pew pew pew.....

I wish i made a more advance Gundam than what japan had already made now  :V
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Post by: Police Girl on June 17, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
Granted, but you have no clue how to pilot it and it is considered a WMD and destroyed.

I wish I knew how to play god.
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Post by: Akamaru on June 19, 2009, 07:36:44 AM
Granted, but the earth began dieing.

I wish my wish was granted.
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Post by: Ryugaki on June 19, 2009, 03:20:08 PM
granted, but it didn't went well

I wish I had more skill in 'Papercrafting'
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Post by: Mirby on June 20, 2009, 01:12:50 AM
Wish granted, but the skill points that went into "Papercrafting" were taken from all other skills. Now all your skills are 0 except for "Papercrafting," which is now 999.

I wish you had more time.
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Post by: Gaia on June 20, 2009, 01:15:49 AM
Granted, but now you have less time.

I wish I had a live turkey.
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Post by: Mirby on June 20, 2009, 01:20:22 AM
Wish granted, but the turkey eats you for Thanksgiving, about 5 months early too!
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Post by: Sakura Leic on June 20, 2009, 01:20:55 AM
Granted but you bought it when it was raining, so the turkey drowned looking up to drink water and then exploded.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.
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Post by: Gaia on June 20, 2009, 01:40:08 AM
Granted, but now you have diarehha from eating the wrong food.

I wish I had a riding cow.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on June 20, 2009, 05:12:23 AM
granted the cow is lazy and sleeps all day

i wish i found an easy way to make money
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Post by: Akamaru on June 20, 2009, 06:13:36 AM
Granted, but you racked up millions in debt.

I wish to buy the perfect gift.
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Post by: Ryugaki on June 20, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
granted, but then the gift wasn't so perfect at all...

I wish I had more interest in music
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Post by: Archer on June 20, 2009, 02:07:50 PM
Granted, but it's in songs that are about gay sex.

I wish this wish isn't corrupted.
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Post by: Ryugaki on June 21, 2009, 03:03:03 PM
granted, but it's going to be corrupted anyway...

I wish I had a Keyblade from the realm of darkness
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Post by: Doodle on June 28, 2009, 04:33:41 AM
Granted; but it stops being yours when a new guy comes along tomorrow.

I wish this popcorn tasted less like rabbit food.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on June 28, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
Granted now it tastes like dog food.

I wish the Transformers movie was a little better.
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Post by: Sparky on June 28, 2009, 04:37:04 AM
Granted, but you still don't like it

I wish there was a MediEvil III.
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Post by: Archer on June 28, 2009, 06:24:04 AM
Granted, but its the worst game ever.

I wish that I was the best cook ever.
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Post by: Doodle on June 29, 2009, 12:16:06 AM
Granted, but a plague of locus eat all of the ingredients on the planet.

I wish I had a car...that worked =D

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Post by: SoulAnimal on June 29, 2009, 04:16:13 AM
Granted , but it flew , and you accidently flew into foreign airspace

I wish for a wish that would defy this wish's wish to grant a wish but later deny the wish of the wishers wish
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Post by: Police Girl on June 29, 2009, 08:17:32 AM
Granted, but the earth began dieing.
That was the plan...

@Soul: Granted, but the sheer magnitude of the wish causes a Divide by 0, Bye Bye World.

I wish for nothing....
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on June 29, 2009, 07:23:30 PM
granted but you still get somethin

i wish i had a never ending supply of strawberry milk and ice-cream
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Post by: Archer on June 30, 2009, 10:51:23 PM
Granted but the milk goes off and the ice cream melts.

I wish I felt better.
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Post by: keiang on June 30, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
Granted you now feel a millionth of a percent better.

I wish I had better work ethic.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on July 01, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
Granted but you get stuck doing everyone elses work as well.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to cold.
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Post by: SoulAnimal on July 01, 2009, 09:06:18 PM
Granted , now heat kills you

I wish that it was tommarow
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Post by: keiang on July 02, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
Granted. Turns out anything fun you had planned that day has been cancelled due to a visit from your allergic-to-everything cousins that you've never heard of before visiting.

I wish I wished a better wish.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 05, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
granted. but it turned out to be a worse wish afterall...

I wish I had no wish... wait, that's a wrong wish!

I wish RPM had the Mobile version...
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on July 09, 2009, 04:11:32 AM
granted but its as an app exclusive only for the i-phone

i wish there were more job openings
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Post by: Irgendein on July 09, 2009, 04:42:43 AM
Granted, but the one you ended up getting was a school janitor.

I wish this summer wasn't so freakin' long and boring.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 09, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
granted. but it turned out to be more boring than usual

I wish I had a Transer...
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Post by: Doodle on July 13, 2009, 05:39:00 AM
Granted, but the wish genie thought you said 'Trannie'.

I wish I knew what a Transer was XD
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Post by: Romantic Fool on July 13, 2009, 05:57:27 AM
Granted, but the knowledge of knowing what it was made you go into a self-induced coma. Then after a culmination of some 60 odd years, you wake to find that everything has changed into kobuns.

I wish to fall out of love.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 13, 2009, 09:50:51 PM
Granted, you fell from the Air Plane named Love.

I wish I could get started on that comic I need to do, and be able to finish it by the end of the week.
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Post by: Police Girl on July 14, 2009, 10:35:03 AM
Granted, but nobody seems to notice, and you kill yourself due to artistic depression.

I wish I loved everybody in the world except for Kallen.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 14, 2009, 02:35:04 PM
Granted, but that means everybody, including criminals, terrorists, etc.

I wish I didn't owe everyone money
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 14, 2009, 07:39:43 PM
Granted, but now you're bankrupt and can no longer make robots.

I wish Prince Harming would treat me with some respect.
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Post by: Police Girl on July 14, 2009, 11:10:54 PM
Granted, but you start turning into a zombie with a boring routine...

I wish I had some skills in making stuff...
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Post by: Grodgudinnan on July 14, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
Granted, but the stuff you make involves love making, cucumbers and horse races.

I wish I would get to dream about something.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 15, 2009, 04:01:35 AM
Granted, you dream about me...in a bikini...with a naked Drew Carey.

I wish I had some decent game programming skillz.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 15, 2009, 04:11:25 AM
Granted, but you can only make RPGs

I wish I were an Anthro.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 15, 2009, 04:21:16 AM
Granted, but now furry haters are hunting you down.

I wish to grow tentacles....from my upper lip.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 15, 2009, 04:23:30 AM
granted, however you will never be able to kiss your love without sucker marks appearing on her.

I wish I lived in the WoW Universe (as one of the playable races)
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Post by: Grodgudinnan on July 15, 2009, 09:26:08 AM
Granted, but now WoW haters are hunting you down even more.

I wish I had a Space Marine suit.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on July 15, 2009, 09:28:05 AM
Granted, but you get Zerg Rush'd.

I wish for cookies. Lots of them.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on July 15, 2009, 09:41:49 AM
Granted but they are guarded by a fierce cookie guarding Sandvich!

I wish for a non corruptible wish.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 15, 2009, 01:18:39 PM
granted. but then a God named 'Izanami corrupted it...

I wish I had something infuriating for the other... (and for me, too!)
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on July 15, 2009, 06:15:04 PM
granted but it ends up makin you happy

i wish the girl asked out would say yes already
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Post by: Grodgudinnan on July 15, 2009, 06:17:22 PM
Granted, but she goes out with several others as well.

I wish for world dumbination.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 15, 2009, 06:47:20 PM
Granted, but nothing seems to really change, guess the world couldn't get any dumber...

I wish AoStH was still around so I could make my Robotnik Rotation even bigger.
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Post by: Gaia on July 15, 2009, 06:48:38 PM
Granted, but the large rotator causes yet another RPM server crash, along with a quality decrease.

I wish for that I can figure out this puzzle..
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 15, 2009, 08:59:48 PM
Granted, but now you've become so smart, your head is soon to explode.

I wish...to be a part of either the Furthia High or TwoKinds webcomics. (If you don't know what those are, check on WikiFur.)
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Post by: Irgendein on July 15, 2009, 09:02:34 PM
Granted, but people dislike your character so much he gets killed off a few issues later

(@Gaia: My rotator isn't hosted in RPM)

I wish I actually had skill at FPS's
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 15, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
Granted, but now people think you use cheats.

I wish Rockman were Real.
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Post by: Grodgudinnan on July 15, 2009, 11:11:40 PM
Granted, but they only get real in your dreams.

I wish for more Darkwing Duck.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 15, 2009, 11:20:52 PM
Granted, but you only get one episode that ends in a cliffhanger.

I wish life were like an anime.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 17, 2009, 01:27:17 PM
granted, but the anime life is just as boring as normal life...

I wish I HAD any wish
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 17, 2009, 02:07:08 PM
Granted, but now you get no wishes.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 21, 2009, 02:17:21 PM
no wish? well then...

umm... what if he had no wish...?
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 21, 2009, 03:57:43 PM
I wish he had a wish. So I corrupt my own wish. A paradox forms.

I wish I could have another wish.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on July 21, 2009, 04:20:56 PM
granted you wasted it on the last wish you made

i wish i didnt have insomnia
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 21, 2009, 04:23:18 PM
Granted. Alas, you fall into a sleep so deep...you never wake up. Because Death 13 appears in your dreams and carves you up like Christmas turkey.

I wish I had a Stand.
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Post by: Archer on July 23, 2009, 03:14:00 AM
Granted. It stands you up.

I wish I was magically better.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 23, 2009, 04:24:15 AM
Granted, but now you care more about people you hardly even know.

I wish Lycans existed.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 23, 2009, 04:27:29 AM
Granted, but they maul you to death, regardless of what the heck a Lycan is.

I wish humanity ceased to exist.
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Post by: The Great Gonzo on July 23, 2009, 04:29:33 AM
Granted, but then various animals evolve into humanoids.

I wish people stopped hating the Megaman cartoon for frivolous reasons.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 23, 2009, 04:42:04 AM
Granted, now they hate it for diffrent reasons.

I wish to make a new world, in which their is no such thing as complete idiocy.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 23, 2009, 04:45:18 AM
Granted, but people compete to be smarter than eachother, and with their intelligence, start a war worse than anything idiocy could have caused.

I wish, for umm, a better wish :P
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Post by: Ninja Lou on July 23, 2009, 04:51:48 AM
Granted are attacked by badgers!!!


I wish MegaMan was in brawl.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on July 23, 2009, 06:03:02 AM
Granted.  His moves are Rollout, Sleep, Brick Break, and Rash Spring.

I wish they made Mario Kart 64 online.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on July 23, 2009, 06:18:05 AM
Granted, the items are now as effective and as reliable as the ones in Double Dash

I wish I had a new X game
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Post by: Protoman Blues on July 23, 2009, 06:23:39 AM
Granted.  The Weapons are now as effective and as reliable as the ones in Mario Kart Wii.

I wish MST3K was still on TV.
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 23, 2009, 10:52:14 PM
Granted, though it sucks so much its a new type of disease.

I wish for some unpirated games that last long ( if you lived in Chile, youd know what I mean)
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Post by: Mirby on July 23, 2009, 10:58:13 PM
Wish granted. Your systems now die.

I wish I knew more about Golden Sun DS.
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 23, 2009, 11:04:20 PM
Granted, you know so much about the game, camelot employees came to your house and summoned a mighty dragon that everybody feared to kill you.

I wish for a nature destroying car.
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Post by: Mirby on July 23, 2009, 11:10:30 PM
Wish granted, but it destroys human nature, and now everyone in the world is a lifeless zombie.

(also, I befriend dragons, so ha!)

I wish that I had an infinite battery for my laptop.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 24, 2009, 12:38:41 AM
Granted, but now your Laptop has a chance of exploding.

I wish I were a Werewolf.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 24, 2009, 12:42:05 AM
Granted, but you get killed by an angry mob of villagers, most likely led by Roa.

I wish I had some more Wii points.
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 24, 2009, 01:05:34 AM
Granted, now you have so many wii points the entire nintendo franchise is bankrupt which means no more wii music and wii sports and sillly cash ins, then sega takes over and releases nothing but terrible sonic games on the sega yii.

I wish for some awsome suace.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 24, 2009, 01:23:05 AM
Granted, but now the awesome sauce is so awesome, it blows up your head.

I wish I had the same wish I wished before, but without the villagers or my Pack turning on me.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 24, 2009, 09:10:16 AM
Granted, you're sudenly attacked by rabid weasels

I wish I had breasts.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 24, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
Granted. Alas, they take over your very existence, your manhood shrivelling away, until you are nothing but a husk of your former self. With breats.

I wish I had a name for my new cyber-maid character.
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Post by: ST Jestah on July 24, 2009, 12:41:33 PM
Granted, she shall be named, Maddona. (Was it with 2 Ds or 2 Ns?)

I wish for my manhood back...and still keep the breasts.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 24, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
[Two N's, I believe.]

Granted, but they inflate to insane proportions, tethering you to the floor for the rest of your life.

I wish Jojo's Bizarre Adventure got released on the Virtual Console.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on July 24, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
granted but instead of Dio Brando they put Sakuya Izayoi for unknown reasons

i wish i could be like my name
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 24, 2009, 08:55:42 PM
Granted. You become just that: a crimson bolt of lightning. You're confined to spend the rest of your days appearing from clouds to zap things. That's about it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and could write something.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 26, 2009, 06:58:53 AM
granted, but then you're too lazy to thinking of what should you write

I wish that I never existed
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Post by: Ninja Lou on July 26, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
Granted! Instead of killing everyone they go around ripping out the ear drums of their listeners.

I wish I could be a mod for a day and screw around with PBs account
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 26, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
Granted, but once the day is up, PB gets his own back. Hohoho.

I wish my brother would listen to me.
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 27, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you

I wish I can defeat Sephiroth in "Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix" without using any of Sora's Growth Abilities...
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 27, 2009, 12:32:56 PM
granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you

[That's...kind of the point. n_n;]

Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.

I wish I had something to eat.
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 27, 2009, 08:06:27 PM
Granted, you get to eat bloody pulps of puppies while everyone else enjoys cookies.

I wish I had a dolphin
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 27, 2009, 08:09:33 PM
Granted, but the dolphin bit you as soon as you got it, ran off into the ocean and unearthed the Continent of Mu, thereafter drawing out Solo, how EM-Wave Changed into Rouge and abruptly deleted you.

I wish Capcom would make an Online EXE or Shooting Star Rockman Game
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Post by: thecrazygoji on July 29, 2009, 03:22:56 AM
Granted, but JAPAN ONLY.   >8|

I wish they would come out with a new X game for Christ's sake.
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Post by: Irgendein on July 29, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Granted, but they make Axl a magic user (don't ask)

I wish the school year would start already so I can get it over with.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 29, 2009, 05:41:56 AM
Granted, but it takes an eternity to get through.

I wish people would stop digging up old topics pertaining to me.
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Post by: Police Girl on July 29, 2009, 06:19:01 AM
Not Granted, its just too funny.

I wish Adam was less of an idiot...
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 29, 2009, 07:18:31 AM
granted, but no matter how idiotic he is, he's still kinda smart... (that's because he don't need his brain to think!)

Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.

[that's not my disc, anyway... and if SE would really do that, lots of player would die, as they would've "fired" from video-games production]

I wish... tomorrow's a free day (from school)
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Post by: thecrazygoji on July 29, 2009, 09:13:42 PM
Granted, but you get hit by a truck and die, which wouldn't have happened if you were at school.   :W

I wish Alien 5 was guaranteed to not suck.
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 29, 2009, 10:18:49 PM
Granted, but now the movie was only released to DVD.

I wish I were a Reploid.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on July 29, 2009, 11:40:17 PM
Granted but you're immediately ran over and killed by GBD before you have a chance to fully enjoy it.

I wish I had more memory for my laptop.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 29, 2009, 11:44:36 PM
Granted. However, you unwittingly imbue your PC with a little too much memory, and it begins to develop sentience. It drains the memory from every other computer it can come across, eventually becoming an almighty machine-god which summons an army of robotic warriors to enslave you and your family.

I wish people would give the stuff I like a chance before labelling it.
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Post by: thecrazygoji on July 30, 2009, 02:43:01 AM
Granted, but you die.  8D

I wish Kraid will pop into Metroid: Other M.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 30, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
Granted, but due to a "technical flaw" in the game (can you say "occult ritual", kids?), he emerges from the TV screen as you fight him, rips your head off and devours your tasty, meaty body. Mmmm, delicious.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
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Post by: thecrazygoji on July 30, 2009, 07:27:27 PM
Granted, but you get hit by a truck later that month, with absolutely no relation to the wish.  :P

I wish another Godzilla movie would come out within the next year.
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Post by: Ninja Lou on July 30, 2009, 08:06:21 PM
Granted but he is defeated by a badger named king kong.

I wish Neko would get a free Wii.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 30, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
Granted. However, it breaks as soon as its turned on. Oh well. At least it didn't tear open a large rift in the space-time continuum, thus bringing into existence a legion of unholy Eldritch abominations from the paranormal realm of the Dungeon Dimensions. Oh, wait, it does that too. They munch on your soul like an old Twix. Your Jame's over.

I wish I had a Twix.
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Post by: Afro-Shroom on July 30, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
Granted but its spontaneously explodes moments before you have a chance to eat it.

I wish to find a genie lamp.
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 30, 2009, 08:50:06 PM
Granted, but once you rub it the genie inside eats you for getting him out of bed.

I wish for some chips, the english kind
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 30, 2009, 10:36:51 PM
Granted, but the brits then kill you for taking their crisps.

I wish I were a T.V. Star
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Post by: Police Girl on July 30, 2009, 10:49:41 PM
Granted, your show is cancelled before the 1st episode finishes airing. To add even more insult to it, you are just an extra in the second half, which never airs.

I wish my orders would come faster.
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 30, 2009, 11:14:08 PM
Granted. They fall out of the sky and right onto your noggin, knocking you out. While you're knocked out, someone comes and takes them all.

I wish I had the ability to stop time, baby!
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Post by: Ryugaki on July 31, 2009, 05:00:10 AM
granted, the time DOES stopped, and so do YOU! and so, the time's stopped, and we're in the middle of eternity without doing anything...

I wish for any silly wish...
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Post by: AdamTheHedgehog on July 31, 2009, 05:41:49 AM
granted, but now  you get the worst wish of your life...I wish I were good friends with Kajetokun...
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Post by: Alice in Entropy on July 31, 2009, 01:11:37 PM
Granted, but he turns into a total douche.

I wish I had a pair of revolvers.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on July 31, 2009, 03:58:36 PM
Granted,but the shells got stuck after you tested both revovlers,then you press the trigger again to get the shells out but somehow both revolvers blow up like a huge napalm explosion...and you die :P

I wish holidays were longer......
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Post by: Black Mage J on July 31, 2009, 10:00:38 PM
Granted, they are so long that no one does anything at all, so we all die of starvation or boredom or peace.

I wish I had milk made man or triple M.
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Post by: thecrazygoji on July 31, 2009, 10:12:53 PM
Granted, but everyone dies.


I wish cats were big.
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 01, 2009, 06:38:07 PM
granted, but they become so big they are small althoguh they have razor sharp claws and sicne no one can see their tails, everyone has destroyed feet or shoes.

I wish for a pile of whatsit.
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Post by: thecrazygoji on August 02, 2009, 04:59:11 AM
Granted, but it comes to life and kills you.

I wish I had an X-Box 360.
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Post by: Irgendein on August 02, 2009, 05:01:18 AM
Granted, but you get the "Red Ring of Death", and have to take it back

I wish I could get to sleep faster
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Post by: Ryugaki on August 02, 2009, 01:59:41 PM
granted, you fell asleep faster, and never to awaken... until someone's as evil as Dr. Weil come and awaken you to work on his sides... refuses, he killed you...

I wish we (those who lived in tropical climate) had Summer (or winter)
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 05, 2009, 11:57:56 PM
Granted, but ecuador kills you all off then throws a giant rock at themselves.

I wish for a giant fish.
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Post by: Mirby on August 06, 2009, 08:09:21 PM
Wish granted, but it eats you whole.

I wish I was a genie!
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 07, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
Granted, you spend all your days stuck in a lamp with nothing to do.
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Post by: Ryugaki on August 08, 2009, 03:44:25 PM
no wish? well, then...

this wish'es related to previous' wish...

I wish for... Mirby's Freedom!!!

Mirby, you're free! (imitating Aladin from "Aladin" by Disney)
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 11, 2009, 03:44:25 PM
granted but now mirby has too much free time and wants to go back

i wish college wasnt a pain so much
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Post by: prower42 on August 11, 2009, 08:19:19 PM
granted, now you are a robot with 1 function, WALK

i wish for my wii back (i sold it)
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on August 11, 2009, 11:41:48 PM
Granted but you'll have to re-sell it after 5 mins of play.

I wish I could meet Inafune  óVó
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Post by: Gaia on August 11, 2009, 11:43:25 PM
Granted, then he tells you to meet the angry video game nerd and say the nostalgia critic is better to get a free pie in your face.

I wish it was friday..
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on August 12, 2009, 02:51:34 AM
Granted, but by the time you realize it its saturday.

I wish I was in iceman's stage right now... for real!  XD
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 12, 2009, 08:29:05 AM
granted but you keep falling on the disappearing blocks and cant get out

i wish the school day ended already for more game time
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on August 12, 2009, 02:25:30 PM
granted but you keep falling on the disappearing blocks and cant get out

i wish the school day ended already for more game time

Granted, but you couldn't brawl with me this morning  :\

I wish I had 0ver 9000 $ Right now.  :W
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 12, 2009, 11:19:46 PM
granted but the banker gets suspicious of all the $ and call the cops and wanna know why you have all that money

i wish i could fly like NiGHTS
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Post by: VixyNyan on August 13, 2009, 12:15:50 AM
Granted, you now have a British accent just like NiGHTS.

I wish for a life-time supply of ice cream~ >U<
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on August 13, 2009, 12:33:30 AM
Granted but Fireman decided to make it melt...

I wish I could go into space  *o*
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 13, 2009, 04:48:07 PM
Granted, you can but didnt ask the country your in if you MAY go to space, so they shoot you down thinking your an alien.

I wish for the wish I didnt get last time, a mushroom candy-thing!
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Post by: Archer on August 15, 2009, 11:19:40 AM
Granted, but it's invisible.

I wish I could make awesome music.
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Post by: Sparky on August 15, 2009, 11:22:38 AM
Granted, but only YOU think it's awesome.

I wish it were October.
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Post by: Archer on August 15, 2009, 11:25:23 AM
Granted, but there's only 5 seconds til it's November.

I wish I was... stronger. Yeah.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 15, 2009, 11:27:29 AM
granted you can now pick up 5lbs than you used to

i wish i had turkey sammich
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Post by: Archer on August 15, 2009, 11:28:32 AM
Granted, but the turkey runs away.

I wish I had more monies!
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Post by: Sparky on August 15, 2009, 11:29:03 AM
Granted, but it's counterfeit and you get busted.

I wish I wish I killed a fish.
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Post by: Archer on August 15, 2009, 11:31:18 AM
Granted, but you forgot about it.

I wish that I had the ultimate memory for stuff no one cares about.
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Post by: Flame on August 16, 2009, 09:01:26 PM
Granted. You are given the usage of 100 percent of your brain. However, you have used it all up, and now to learn something new, you must forget something else.

I wish the world wasnt so crazy like it is these days...
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Post by: Archer on August 17, 2009, 05:01:13 AM
Granted. It blows up.

I wish I didn't need to sleep. Like that kid from X-Men 2.
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 19, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
Granted, now you need ten gallons gas just to power yourself up, then world war III happends and ends by using your soul as afuel.
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Post by: Police Girl on August 19, 2009, 10:19:12 PM
Lack of wish makes the world go boom.

I wish I could make my own Kallen.
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 19, 2009, 11:13:01 PM
Granted, although an army of zeros walk in and start screaming about how Nunally is dead until you are nothing but mud.

I wish for my very own ban hammer
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 20, 2009, 07:08:04 AM
granted but gets taken away before you can use it

i wish i had a pizza right now
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 20, 2009, 07:25:13 PM
Granted, it gets eaten before you can even see it.

I wish for mars to go bloom ( yes bloom).
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Post by: Police Girl on August 20, 2009, 09:40:58 PM
Granted, but it blooms into a bloomin onion. The smell makes the Suns heat 10X hotter, and the Greenhouse effect devours the entire Galaxy.

I wish I had the resources to make Kallen.
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 20, 2009, 09:45:13 PM
Granted, but sunrise comes to your door and steals your resources to make kallen osme kind of actor.

I wish for a brand new robot arm.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on August 21, 2009, 08:16:07 AM
granted it but you cant control it and goes on killing rampage including you

i wish i had mirror wand like Simmirror
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Post by: Archer on August 21, 2009, 10:10:03 AM
Granted, but you brake it.

I wish I was...a Super Saiyan.
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Post by: Ryugaki on August 25, 2009, 05:06:09 AM
granted, but then after you transform into Super Saiyan, your energy depletes to zero and causes your death

I wish... for another series for Mega Man X
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on August 25, 2009, 07:40:14 AM
Granted but it gets no sequel after that.

I wish.... I had pop corn right now.... *o*
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Post by: Akamaru on August 25, 2009, 08:08:32 AM
Granted, but it was burned. Badly.

I wished for money to pay next month's rent.
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Post by: Police Girl on August 25, 2009, 04:41:23 PM
Granted, but its in Pesos....

I wish my Allergies were gone.
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Post by: Black Mage J on August 27, 2009, 11:38:55 PM
Granted, you get an infection like no other and are infected with some virus that kills you.

I wish to make my very own Super Nova
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on September 01, 2009, 05:11:41 AM
granted but becomes unstable and you destroy everything

i wish i was strong as Sagat w/the scar down my chest
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Post by: Black Mage J on September 01, 2009, 11:20:28 PM
Granted, although the scar wa so painful to get you fall into a coma for eleven years, then I start throwing nunchucks at you until you fall into another coma.
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Post by: Sniper X on September 02, 2009, 05:20:58 PM
No, wish? Ok. I wish my school planner is like the VG-Hunter.
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Post by: Black Mage J on September 05, 2009, 07:08:27 PM
Graanted, but then viruses come out of no where and 4kids makes you their slave for a messed up anime series.

I wish I didnt forget to make a wish.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on September 08, 2009, 02:51:43 AM
granted but no one really cared what it was

i wish drawings came out better in less time
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Post by: Black Mage J on September 24, 2009, 10:59:43 PM
granted, but IM the one who can do that, plus, you uh, die

I wish for my very own Gawain Knightmare frame.
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Post by: prower42 on February 07, 2011, 11:54:03 AM
 -AC durr... Must look at timestamps next time...

Granted, bu- NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

i wish I had a copy of Rockman world V
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Post by: Police Girl on February 08, 2011, 05:09:29 AM
Holy shitballs it came back

Granted, but its actually some random shitty game boy game instead.

Alrighty, I wish my Damn computer was faster.
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Post by: Bueno Excelente on March 14, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Holy shitballs it came back

Granted, but its actually some random shitty game boy game instead.

Alrighty, I wish my Damn computer was faster.
Granted. It just ran out of your room and made a hole in your wall.

I wish I had a portal in my pants that made me able to make my sexual organ enter ANYONE'S ear. Whenever I wanted.
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Post by: Black Mage J on March 14, 2011, 06:58:38 PM
Granted, but once you try it you realize that you have no concept of how it works, therefore your sexual organ goes directly into the glare of a purple [ray splasher] eater.
Soon your sexual organ is devoured and the PPE invades planet earth, now that it knows where to find its desired substance through your portal. Civilization as we know it crumbles beneath it's secondary colored wrath.
And it's all your fault.

I wish for the power to enter people's dreams and mess with their memories, brain, functions, etc.
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Post by: ParasiteBirth on April 24, 2011, 03:38:51 PM
Granted, but if they wake up before you GTFO you'll remain stuck in their heads until they go back to bed and dream of something again. Being stuck inside someone's head might not always be a bad thing if you love spacious areas ( in the case of some people )


I wish for Keiji Inafune to come back >.>
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Post by: Joseph Collins on September 22, 2012, 08:31:33 AM
(Time for a little resurrection...  Clear!  *bzzap*)

I wish for Keiji Inafune to come back >.>
Granted, but Capcom just makes him the janitor.  The only janitor.  For the entire.  Japanese.  Company building.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by: Mirby on September 22, 2012, 01:50:51 PM
Wish granted, but she's just a good friend who happens to be female with no chance of romantic interaction whatsoever. Also she's a zombie.

I wish that I could easily afford everything I desire.
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Post by: Phi on September 24, 2012, 01:56:58 AM
Granted, but all that money is made from a material that disintegrates into dust after 2 minutes. You're left with a huge, green pile of ash.

I wish I spoke fluent french.
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Post by: Rin on September 24, 2012, 02:15:22 AM
Granted, but then it turns out you lost your ability to talk in any other language (or even understand them), plus french language disappears from the world, as if it never existed. Which leaves you speaking in a language nobody will ever understand, nor will you understand others.

I wish I could be super good at drawing.
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Post by: Phi on September 24, 2012, 02:31:35 AM
Granted, but your eyesight suddenly worsens and soon you can't see a thing! You also become deaf.

I wish I was the creator of Facebook.
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Post by: Police Girl on September 24, 2012, 02:55:48 AM
Granted, enjoy the death threats by people who hate you.

I wish my speakers would stop getting interference from the Radio.
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Post by: Mirby on September 24, 2012, 08:17:16 AM
Wish granted, but it also blocks out all other waves too so you're left with a useless piece of garbage.

I wish I could teleport.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on September 24, 2012, 08:51:35 AM
Granted but you always teleport over a large body of water.

I wish Rockman Xover was canceled and something worse didn't take it's place/Megaman gets canned.

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Post by: Mirby on September 24, 2012, 10:59:48 AM
Wish granted, but the game that replaces it is such a good game that it tears the universe asunder, resulting the death of countless lifeforms.

I wish the 3DS was hacked.
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Post by: Ladd Spencer on October 05, 2012, 08:30:20 PM
Granted. A lumberjack lumbers from nearby woods, lops it in two, and then returns whence he came.

I wish for the color yellow to be blue, so as to make less total colors.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on February 09, 2013, 01:08:28 AM
Granted, but blue is now yellow so a moot point.

I wish I didn't necropost this thread.
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Post by: Sakura Leic on February 09, 2013, 01:10:51 AM
Granted but now all your posts disappeared.

I wish I could drive.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on February 09, 2013, 02:43:04 AM
Granted. You can drive... Badly.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on February 09, 2013, 04:35:50 AM
Granted, but then it crashes upon booting it up.

I wish I could create a time paradox.
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Post by: Joseph Collins on February 09, 2013, 07:44:44 AM
Granted, but the paradox effectively erases you from existence.

I wish Tumblr went back to its old interface...
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Post by: Mirby on February 09, 2013, 10:32:50 AM
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the interface is so old and outdated that the internet in its current state cannot handle it. As a result, there's a catastrophic worldwide outage of the internet, causing society to collapse and humanity to revert to an animalistic state. Tribes would war with each other like savages, and the civilized world we now live in would quickly become a thing of legends, an archaic relic of a bygone age.

I wish that I wasn't so stressed out.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 13, 2013, 03:14:05 PM
Wish granted. You are now depressed.

I wish I had a working Jinzo statue from Artificial Academy so I could see who likes me.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 13, 2013, 03:36:56 PM
Granted, but it just tells you who hates you.

I wish I knew what was at the end of the Dream dungeon.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 13, 2013, 03:56:28 PM
Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.

I wish I had alien technology at my disposal.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 13, 2013, 03:59:59 PM
Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.

If only it was really a game.

Anywho, wish granted, but since the type of Alien technology was not specified, you get what amounts to Alien sex toys.
That are toxic to the touch.

I wish I could make my toys come to life.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 13, 2013, 04:29:04 PM
Wish granted. They all kill you.

I wish I had more time to do these assignments.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on March 13, 2013, 04:52:21 PM
Wish granted, but then you procrastinated too much you forgot all about your assignments.

I wish I had a table, yes a private study table...or desk, whatever it is.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 13, 2013, 04:57:02 PM
Wish granted. It doesn't have a chair. I also stole all of your chairs.

I wish I was better at spriting.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 13, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
Wish granted, but then people steal your sprites and officially claim them as their own.

I wish tiberium existed.
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Post by: Burst on March 18, 2013, 03:35:07 PM
Granted, but it attaches itself to you and you become a crystal marionette.

I wish I had the equipment to have a youtube show in a similar vein to Continue?
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 18, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
Wish granted, but the opinions expressed on the show are considered so controversial that you are banned from YouTube, rendering you incapable of hosting any content whatsoever.

I wish it were easier to just hug my crush.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on March 18, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
Wish granted, but then you crushed your crush with all your might.

I wish I had a good usb keyboard.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on March 18, 2013, 05:39:54 PM
Granted. What follows is a painfully immense 256 knee shots to the balls!

I wish I was invincible!
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 18, 2013, 06:02:44 PM
Granted. But now your friends and family become resentful and avoid you in fear.

I wish this planet had an engine, that gives it interstellar travel.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 18, 2013, 06:23:01 PM
Granted, it overheats and explodes. Congrats, you just exterminated the human race.

I wish I was handsome.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 18, 2013, 06:29:19 PM
Granted. However, not only do you attract attention of the opposite sex, you end up attracting all the homosexuals in your street.

I wish I had control of the weather.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 18, 2013, 10:48:58 PM
Wish granted. Your powers cause worldwide panic and disarray, meteorologists lose their jobs, and everybody is freaked out by your freakish weather powers.

I wish that every day was as awesome as today was for me.
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Post by: Burst on March 19, 2013, 12:16:35 PM
Wish granted, but the world becomes roughly 80 times more awesome from now on and your puny awesome day is noting in comparison anymore, loser.

 8)

I wish I didn't edit my posts like 3 times.

I wish I was good at writing period, as in could actually sit down and write a horror/sci-fi story, with or without commercial success. I also wish Dracula was real...and werewolves.

Mirby, it's 7 in the morning for me. I am dumb.
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Post by: Mirby on March 19, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
Wish granted.

What? You didn't wish for anything? Well too bad, cause it was granted anyways! However, you'll never see what exactly WAS granted because the result was given to a small child on a distant planet orbiting a binary star system.

I wish that I could stop time.
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Post by: Burst on March 19, 2013, 12:47:10 PM
Granted, but you stay there doomed to watch the universe pass by into a singularity over and over again.

I wish I was done with school.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 19, 2013, 01:45:32 PM
Wish granted, but you have no proof of it, so jobs won't hire you.

I wish I had more money.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 19, 2013, 01:47:00 PM
Granted, but the money was all stolen, so you get arrested.

I wish days went by a little faster.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 19, 2013, 01:53:15 PM
Granted, but then you're daily schedule, gets messed up and you realize you can't keep up with everyone else.

I wish sushi wasn't expensive.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 19, 2013, 02:15:34 PM
Granted. Sushi now has the quality of school lunch.

I wish my phone would stop inserting periods instead of spaces between words.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 20, 2013, 01:53:21 AM
Granted. It now inserts commas.

I wish this acne would go away.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 20, 2013, 12:45:28 PM
Granted. Your acne is now freckles.

I wish I had the money to cosplay as Shana.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 01:40:14 AM
Granted, you never actually get to do it because I brutally beat the [parasitic bomb] out of you for even thinking of it.

I wish all the dumbasses would leave this place.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 23, 2013, 02:19:24 AM
Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.

I wish youtube commenters and everyone on gamefaqs forums would actually have something important to say.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 02:25:07 AM
Granted, the ability to actually post and what not is taken away.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.

I am okay with this.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:12:07 AM
Granted. You fly one hundred stories into the air...and then plummet into a pile of manure.

I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:13:19 AM
I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.

I'm exactly the same as always. I'm just posting 10x as much as usual today.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 23, 2013, 03:14:20 AM
Granted. You're now on your man period instead.
asifyouwerentalready

I wish the people my age in Vegas weren't all stoned.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:18:15 AM
Granted. They're all drunk, and driving.

I wish /me was back in Steam.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 23, 2013, 03:20:22 AM
Granted. Steam then has to apply ten updates per day as usually just to reintegrate it.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish for my next post.
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Post by: Phi on March 23, 2013, 03:24:46 AM
Granted. The "uncorruptable wish" creates a backfire in the fabric of reality due to the contradiction in the laws of space and time, sending you into a void of nothingness.

I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:25:46 AM
I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.

Granted but the smell gets warped in transmission and smells rather terrible.

I wish I had a real lightsaber
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Post by: Sakura Leic on March 23, 2013, 03:26:45 AM
Granted but you need 5 D batteries for it to work.

I wish I could roll these coins faster.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:27:15 AM
Granted but they roll away from you.

I wish I had better food to eat
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:27:41 AM
HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO GET NINJA'D

Granted, but it gives you cancer.

I wish I had a better microphone.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 23, 2013, 03:27:53 AM
Godfucking damnit, nope not gonna change my grant. Tfb.

Granted, you roll them so fast you burn the skin off your hands.

I wish i could hook up.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:28:21 AM
Granted but its fishing.

I wish I had something cool as a pet
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Post by: Phi on March 23, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
Granted, but that pet will die within a week.

I wish I had a Wii U
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:33:35 AM
Granted. It's in Latin.

I wish people in Artificial Academy would stop asking for sex in retarded places.
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Post by: Phi on March 23, 2013, 03:35:52 AM
Granted. You get no pussy.

I wish I had a pile of gold
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:37:22 AM
Granted but even if its yours you can't access it

I wish I had a better sense of style
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:39:30 AM
Granted, and everyone gets yandere-jealous of your style.

I wish my phone wasn't a cheap piece of [parasitic bomb] so I can use my controller with it.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 23, 2013, 03:41:28 AM
Granted. Your phone's now an even cheaper piece of [parasitic bomb] that's controller compatible.

I wish my phone's faceplate wasn't cracked all the way down to the chip.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:43:53 AM
granted but now the phone doesn't work

I wish I had something to do
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:49:24 AM
Granted. You have something to do: log off. :P

I wish Fairy Bloom Freesia was on sale. I mean, it's an indie game, so what the [tornado fang], Steam?
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:50:49 AM
Granted, but for various reasons you are unable to afford it.

I wish I had a better bed
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 23, 2013, 03:58:05 AM
Granted. You then sleep in too often, get fired from your job and/or lots of bad grades in your school, depending on which ones apply.

I wish my dog wasn't such a pain in the ass.
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Post by: Archer on March 23, 2013, 03:59:54 AM
granted but due to an... unfortunate accident it becomes a literal pain in your ass

i wish i had something better to post
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 23, 2013, 12:43:55 PM
Wish granted. But then I just come in post afterwards just to torment you.

I wish my computer stopped lagging like a [sonic slicer].
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Post by: Mirby on March 23, 2013, 12:50:31 PM
Wish granted, but now it goes so fast that it creates a tear in the fabric of space-time. Antimatter starts to seep through the tear, and the first thing it comes into contact with is you. Antimatter, being antimatter, promptly annihilates every atom in your body, creating a massive nuclear explosion with each destruction. The repeated explosions quickly tear through the house and surrounding area, also creating a massive cavern below where you, when you existed, were standing. Antimatter is also blown around by these explosions, and in a matter of minutes the nation is destroyed. Parts of the mantle are quickly becoming visible with each subsequent nuclear-force explosion, soon to be eradicated by more antimatter as it makes its way to the core. The center of our planet doesn't stand a chance, as it is annihilated as well, bringing about the complete and utter annihilation of Earth. The moon follows shortly thereafter, and from there the rest of the Solar System falls prey as well in just a few months. The explosion of the Sun triggered by antimatter greatly accelerates this process. Eventually, all matter in the universe is destroyed...

I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.
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Post by: Burst on March 23, 2013, 04:04:18 PM
snip
I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.

Granted, but now it's just constant because you overdosed on LSD. You now reside in an asylum. It has these though, so it's not so bad.  :cookie:

I wish coffee was unlimited and didn't cause inflation from being unlimited.
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Post by: Mirby on March 23, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.

I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.
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Post by: Burst on March 23, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.

I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.

Granted, but since you effectively made me god via proxy by flooding the world with my wish I don't grant your actual wish of making you on time for whatever things you need to be on time for.

I wish nothing happened forever.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 23, 2013, 04:17:51 PM
Granted, but nothing happens.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on March 23, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
Granted, but there was no wish to corrupt so nothing happens as well except cows started to ride skateboards by standing on its two feet instead of four.

I wish I had a high quality headphones.

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Post by: Police Girl on March 23, 2013, 04:44:28 PM
Granted, but the volume is permanently set to maximum and you go deaf.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Post by: Phi on March 23, 2013, 11:23:57 PM
Granted, now you have a stomachache

I wish I was hanging out with Morgan Freeman.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 24, 2013, 04:16:46 AM
Granted, but he spends all the time talking to his agent in a very boring voice unexpected of him.

I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.
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Post by: Burst on March 24, 2013, 07:10:19 AM
Granted, but it turns out like this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s[/youtube]

[spoiler]I can smell you. [/spoiler]

I wish Rick Moranis was God.

Edit: Ninja'd.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 24, 2013, 07:11:28 AM
^That video.

Granted, unfortunately all children are shrunken as a result.

I wish KFC served real food instead of grease with breading.
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Post by: Burst on March 24, 2013, 07:26:57 AM
Granted, but it's racist chicken. Okay with gay people, but otherwise....

I wish for a talking closet.
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Post by: Archer on March 24, 2013, 11:13:21 AM
Granted but it tells you to come out of it.

I wish I had a better alarm clock.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 24, 2013, 11:29:40 AM
Granted, but then it wakes up the neighbors,too.

I wish I wasn't human.
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Post by: Frozen Potato on March 24, 2013, 03:32:27 PM
Granted, now you're a dirt.

I wish I have a fox as a pet.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 24, 2013, 03:50:46 PM
Granted, but now your neighbors' dogs ends up harrassing the poor thing, 24/7.

I wish I lived on another planet.
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Post by: ViperAcidZX on March 24, 2013, 09:46:17 PM
Granted, but the natives on that planet treat you like an outcast.

I wish for a high-end PC.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on March 24, 2013, 11:10:15 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you get cocky and overclock it a bit too high and blow the processor.

I wish my brother wouldn't sit there and giggle at his youtube videos next to me while I'm reading.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 25, 2013, 02:28:55 AM
Granted. He now sits there and giggles at cat gifs that Ruri posts on Tumblr while you're doing taxes.

Because nobody granted it, I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.
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Post by: Protoman Blues on March 27, 2013, 06:27:24 AM
Granted. It's easy but you're still fired.

I wish I were a judge on Chopped!
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Post by: Sakura Leic on March 27, 2013, 06:29:34 AM
Granted but all the baskets contain Raspberries as an ingredient.

I wish my tastes were less picky.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 27, 2013, 06:45:25 AM
Granted, now you won't eat anything but non-food.

I wish I could stop time.
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Post by: Archer on March 27, 2013, 08:34:45 AM
Ruri posts on Tumblr

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on March 27, 2013, 02:15:19 PM
I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but now that you stopped time, Ruri was unable to reply to that post. Not only that, you realize you can't restore time, nor undo the wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on March 31, 2013, 05:12:01 PM
Granted, but it has an auto-lock-on to girls' skirts.

I wish I had my vacation back.

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.
A pleasure doing business with ye.
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Post by: Amatiramisu on April 04, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
Granted. There's now a giant VACATION tattoo on your back.

I wish healthy cereal was actually good.
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Post by: Phi on May 18, 2013, 01:31:00 AM
Granted, now everything else you eat tastes bitter and sour.

I wish I could dance
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Post by: Mirby on May 18, 2013, 02:02:00 AM
wish granted

but you can't STOP dancing and tunnel yourself directly into the core of the earth

I wish that I wasn't out of lemonade.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on May 18, 2013, 03:25:42 AM
Wish granted. You are now swimming in a house full of lemonade. Boy that was way too easy to corrupt.

I wish my friend wasn't in such a hard position.
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Post by: Archer on August 22, 2013, 12:26:02 PM
I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.
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Post by: Mr. Haxwell on August 22, 2013, 01:57:43 PM
I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.

Granted. But now there are bunch of [dark hold] critics, who still think they're musical talent is better than yours, yet they got nothing to prove they're more talented and try to assassinate you out of jealousy.



I wish money wasn't the pinnacle of trade.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on August 26, 2013, 10:48:25 PM
think their* musical
YOUR WISH WAS CONFISCATED BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE
*jk. the pinnacle of trade is now sex.

I wish LOVE2D didn't house all of its game files in an insecure renamed ZIP file. Or at least allowed password encryption.

Actually, an easier wish: I wish I could find an artist for this game.
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Post by: DiveMissle on August 27, 2013, 01:45:17 AM
Granted. Now you have an artist who will create anything except what the game needs :D



I wish I could make a Mega Man fan game were you fight my all favorite robot masters and it had wily wars graphics.
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on August 27, 2013, 11:59:14 AM
Wish granted, and it has all the quality of a two-bit Game Maker fangame, complete with shaky misaligned sprites and slow 30FPS movement.

I wish my adam's apple didn't stick out like a nose.
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Post by: DiveMissle on September 04, 2013, 06:46:32 AM
Granted,now it sticks out like your face.

I wish I had the wishiest wishes in all of wisherland.(Translation:I wish I made even less sense)
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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on September 04, 2013, 10:55:19 PM
Wish granted...whatever it is. It didn't make sense, so I guess you wished for "a lifetime supply of rabid flying panthers equipped with laser backpacks". Have fun! owob

I wish mosquitoes didn't like my skin so much.
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Post by: Police Girl on September 04, 2013, 11:34:59 PM
granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

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Post by: Suppercut ♡ on September 04, 2013, 11:38:09 PM
Wish granted, you are now too sick to have an appetite.

granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.
So as long as I don't move anywhere with leeches, I'm cool. Yay.

I wish yolo-swaggot-douchebags who think throwing pencils at bus drivers is fun didn't exist.