Suddenly, ever television in RPM City began to show the brand new TV Show...
ROA KNOWS BEST
(Roa enters through the front door)
(audience cheers)
Roa: I'm-A-Ho! Get out here!
8: (comes out from the kitchen) What is it, Master?
Roa: I just saw my useless apprentice's report card.
8: What's wrong? He's not failing one of his classes, is he?
Roa: Actually, he's failing several, but that's not the point. Look at what it says here, he's getting an A in Home Economics!
(audience laughs)
8: Oh, how cute! I'm sure that being able to cook, he'll find a wonderful wife someday!
Roa: Don't count on a wife, No. 8. Frankly, this makes me wonder if the boy isn't a little... (waves hand back and forth)
8: (laughs) Don't be silly, Roa-sama!
Roa: I'm tellin' you, 8, you seen the way that kid's always hanging around with that, uh...
8: Model D.
Roa: Whatever. That thing's a crook, nothing but trouble. Afro's always spending his time doing chores for that guy, when he should be out looking for a decent girl, one who cooks for HIM!
8: What about that Soul girl, she seems nice.
Roa: 8, that girl ain't right. Always stalking Afro, going through his trash, it's like she's dead from the neck up! 8: Master, what are you saying?
Roa: I'm sayin', she's a meathead! (audience cheers)
Afro: (enters) Hey, Master! Hey, Ho! (heads toward his quarters)
Roa: Not so fast, boy!
Afro: What is it, Master?
Roa: Don't act like you don't know, Marsha Stewart!
8: Martha Stewart.
Roa: Whatever! I know you're acing Home Ec!
Afro: But I like that class!
Roa: Not if you're any apprentice of mine!
Dr. Wily II: (enters) Good day, my fellow evil people!
Roa: You!
Dr. Wily II: Me?
Roa: No, the other you!
Dr. Wily II: There's another me?
Roa: You did this!
Dr. Wily II: Did what?
Roa: You had to teach a home economics class in Crimson Valdamjong High! Now look what you've done! My boy's like a Siegfried without his Roy! (audience laughs)
Afro: There's nothing wrong with me, Master!
Roa: (whacks Afro in the back of the head) You're okay when I say so, boy! And you! Why the hell did you include that class anyway?
Dr. Wily II: Why? Very well, I shall tell you the terrifying secret behind that course. It was because I wished to create an unstoppable army of home- making warriors, soldiers who could kill a man unarmed as well as make a delicious fruit pastry. And once my plan is complete, I shall-
Roa: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! I outta...
8: Who wants cookies? (audience laughs)
Roa: ......one of these days, 8...Wham! Bam! Straight to the moon!
8: Oh, Master, you're so cute when you're in an uncontrollable woman- beating rage!
Hajime: (enters with a woman accompanying him) Hi, Roa!
Roa: Morning, Hajime. Is this one random [classy lady] #237?
Hajime: Actually, 273.....I mean....don't talk about Alice like that! We love each other!
Roa: Alice was the last one's name.
Hajime: Really?
Roa: I'm pretty sure.
Hajime: Oh. Then who are you?
Woman: Angela.
Hajime: Right. Anyway, Roa, the reason I came up here was to tell you that I just sold your car.
Roa: WHAT?
Hajime: Yeah, I needed some money, I've been having problems with cash ever since you destroyed my truck.
Dr. Wily II: I destroyed it. It was too parked close to my WDS.
Hajime: Right, so since I planned to take out Girly to the movies or something, I sold your car to some chick I saw on the street for $30.
Roa: So you're saying you sold my car just so you could get some quick action?
Hajime: Yeah, that's what makes me so lovable, me and my crazy shenanigans.... (audience laughs)
Roa: ...before I kill you, what did this buyer look like?
Hajime: Let's see...she was a woman, talked in green font, had some knights with her...
Roa: That could've been anybody!
Hajime: Oh yeah, she tried to sell me some metal while I was talking to her.
Everyone: Silan!