TOP 6 OF THE MANLIEST JOBS EVER

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on: October 30, 2009, 09:12:17 PM
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HAND OUT RESUME IN SISSY PLACES, I PREPARED FOR YOU A TOP 6 OF THE MANLIEST JOBS EVER IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE


NUMBER 6



BLACKSMITH


NUMBER 5



SMEARING GREASE ON PADLOCKS OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S MADE OUT OF METAL


NUMBER 4



POACHERS EXECUTIONER


NUMBER 3



HANDYMAN


NUMBER 2



GIANT


AND FINALLY NUMBER 1



BOUNTYHUNTER HUNTER



AND BY THE WAY NONE OF THOSE JOBS REQUIRE A EDUCATION BECAUSE LEARNING IS FOR SISSIES



PIRATE


VIKING



PIRATE


VIKING



PICKING


[tornado fang] THIS POST IS ALREADY OVER I'D LIKE TO THANKS ALL THE REAL MEN READING, MACHINE GUNS, THE MARINES, THE ARMY AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GOES BOOOOOOM!

COME BACK NEXT WEEK AS WE'RE GOING TO INTERVIEW AN ERUPTING VOLCANO




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Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 09:24:37 PM
Where's Hitomi?

*picks up intercom*

"Hitomi to isle 2, Hitomi to isle 2. You are needed for Troll cleanup"

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 09:25:37 PM
Wow... this topic...  -AC

But at the same time....  8D Seriously?



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Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 09:26:55 PM
You guys are missing the point.



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Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
Where's Hitomi?

*picks up intercom*

"Hitomi to isle 2, Hitomi to isle 2. You are needed for Troll cleanup"
Yeah, no.



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Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 09:27:55 PM



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Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 09:34:10 PM
Well such a random first post (In all caps,) in the wrong area its the only thing I can be led to believe. >__>

Although I will agree Smithing is quite manly.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 09:39:01 PM
the point i'm trying to make here is hi, i'm stainless

furthermore figuring out where i am supposed to post stuff eludes me right now so i just did whatever

tune in for a punchline where i actually have some underlying skills that will make you think twice about how retarded i actually am



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Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 09:46:07 PM
You introduce yourself here

Also, don't pay attention to my name. It was modified by an ASS

 Join me and Lou by stating that PB is an ass.



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Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 09:50:03 PM
Well such a random first post (In all caps,) in the wrong area its the only thing I can be led to believe. >__>

You're just jealous because this guy's already got more awesome posts than you do. Got more than me, too, for that matter.



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Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 09:53:55 PM
I wish I could have been a giant. But my parents couldn't pay my education. The costs were gigantic.



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Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 09:56:30 PM
This topic is so manly I grew a beard.

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Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 10:03:47 PM
I wish I could have been a giant. But my parents couldn't pay my education. The costs were gigantic.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME  XD



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Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 10:04:42 PM
This topic is so manly I grew a beard.

you got hit by a stray beard ray beam



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Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 10:29:00 PM
You're just jealous because this guy's already got more awesome posts than you do. Got more than me, too, for that matter.
But I dont care about being awesome... :\

also,
the point i'm trying to make here is hi, i'm stainless
Hi Stainless.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 10:41:54 PM
But I dont care about being awesome... :\
We could tell from your Lucky Star avatar.



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Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 10:44:02 PM
Yeah, welcome Stainless. All newbies go to neko for their "Initiation", which looking at your posts. You'll pass it with flying colors.  8D



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Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 11:00:53 PM
y'all one bad dude

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Reply #18 on: October 30, 2009, 11:07:10 PM
y'all one bad dude

i'm a bad enough dude to answer a love confession with "i'm hungry"



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Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 11:09:18 PM
i'm a bad enough dude to answer a love confession with "i'm hungry"
douche [Top Spin]

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Reply #21 on: October 30, 2009, 11:15:00 PM
We could tell from your Lucky Star avatar.
I like Anime Tenchou. I think he's awesome. Is that a crime?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 11:18:08 PM
I like Anime Tenchou. I think he's awesome. Is that a crime?
yes

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i love this day
this and every day

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Reply #23 on: October 30, 2009, 11:36:26 PM
yes
i love this day
this and every day

call me mister president, she says



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Reply #24 on: October 31, 2009, 12:11:48 AM
But I dont care about being awesome... :\

I could downgrade it to "not [parasitic bomb] posts" if you'd like.