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on: August 20, 2009, 12:33:06 AM
So, a few days ago, I was doing dishes in the kitchen as my mom was making dinner (an excellent meat loaf). All of a sudden, we hear this loud buzzing. Okay, what the hell. We look to the stove and its [tornado fang]ing glowing. First thought is "fire!". In my infinite genius, I OPEN THE STOVE to get a better look. Though, for what its worth, I only managed a glimpse because I only held it open for about a second.

Immediately, I turn the stove off. It gets worse. Oh [parasitic bomb]. We both back away and at this point, the buzzing is ridiculously loud and the inside of the stove starts going off like fireworks. At this point, my mom and I haul ass. She actually may have broken her small toe because she hit it on the table and knocked it a good 3 or 4 inches out of place. We both end up on the floor in the dining room. We wait a moment and everything seems to have stopped. The kitchen is [tornado fang]ing filled with smoke.

After a few moments of opening windows, we're able to safely open the stove. This is what we see:

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What you're looking at is the bottom of the stove, the filament I think its called. It generates the heat for cooking the food. You're looking at a good half inch missing. Here's a comparison shot:

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Not the best shots in the world, but you can clearly see what the right side should look like and what the left side does look like.

Luckily, what seems to have happened is it blew the circuit it was on which cut the power to it so it didn't end up worse than it could've been. It was a [tornado fang]ing intense experience and scary as hell.

Also, the meat loaf was okay and turned out delicious.



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Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
Holy exploding stoves Batman, that was a close one!
Good thing that meatloaf was safe!



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Reply #2 on: August 20, 2009, 12:54:06 AM
you didn't let any 10 year olds, or red headed bearded wierdos with goofy looking PDA's near it recently, have you?



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Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 01:01:09 AM
Wow! lucky it didn't get any worse. You could easily lost your home like that.

Well, at least the meatloaf is safe!



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Reply #4 on: August 20, 2009, 01:02:22 AM
Man that sucks at least the meatloaf survived for the time being.

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Reply #5 on: August 20, 2009, 01:30:58 AM
I remember when this happened in Megaman EXE.



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Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 01:54:38 AM
"Lan knows that ovens use coils and electricity and judiciously calls Mayl out on her 'fire-breathing oven' poppycock."

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Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 02:14:39 AM
Gotham! You should have jacked in and deleted the viruses!
Joking aside, good think youre alright.
BTW, the first pic isnt showing.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 02:18:51 AM
Also, the meat loaf was okay and turned out delicious.

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Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 02:45:36 AM
That sounded totally intense...
Thank goodness you and your mom are safe, as well as the meatloaf.


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Reply #10 on: August 20, 2009, 03:01:15 AM
Well the Meatloaf isn't exactly safe now, they've since digested it, right?



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Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 03:02:02 AM
Well the Meatloaf isn't exactly safe now, they've since digested it, right?
Poor Meatloaf... He never harmed anybody...

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #12 on: August 20, 2009, 03:06:27 AM
Well the Meatloaf isn't exactly safe now, they've since digested it, right?
But comparing to an almost exploding stove, it is in a much safer place now.
Meatloaf heaven.


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Reply #13 on: August 20, 2009, 03:07:58 AM
Or Meatloaf hell, we don't know how it lived before it's demise!



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Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:16 AM
It helped to fill up Gotham, and his mom's, stomachs.
That's a lot of good for it to go to heaven.


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Reply #15 on: August 20, 2009, 03:13:37 AM
Yeah, but if it went to hell and came back, it'd be a bat out of hell! 8D



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Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 03:18:18 AM
Well the Meatloaf isn't exactly safe now, they've since digested it, right?
Oh god, yes. She made two, actually out of a massive amount of hamburger. Its sinfully delicious.



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Reply #17 on: August 20, 2009, 03:19:58 AM
You know... This makes for some horror movie material.
Of an evil meatloaf...

Oh god, yes. She made two, actually out of a massive amount of hamburger. Its sinfully delicious.
Definite heaven now. XD


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Reply #18 on: August 20, 2009, 03:32:37 AM
I actually don't like Meatloaf, at all.
But I do like the music! 8D



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Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 03:38:06 AM
I guess we need to add into the recipe "Cook for 30 minutes, then detonate stove"



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Reply #20 on: August 20, 2009, 03:39:37 AM
Makes for a delicious meal!
All that shrapnel adds a good zing to it, eh'?



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Reply #21 on: August 20, 2009, 03:43:17 AM
Of course the meatloaf survived. Those damn things are about as indestructable as god damn christmas fruit cake.



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Reply #22 on: August 20, 2009, 03:45:00 AM
Glad that no one got hurt. The way you described it, it sounded pretty dangerous.



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Reply #23 on: August 20, 2009, 03:45:37 AM
Of course the meatloaf survived. Those damn things are about as indestructable as god damn christmas fruit cake.

Lol, so even when humanity extinct, meatloaves still survives?  8D


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Reply #24 on: August 20, 2009, 03:45:44 AM
Hey, how do I know when the meatloaf's don--

*BOOOOOOOOOOM*

...gotcha!