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Reply #625 on: September 23, 2010, 05:42:40 AM
OMF would be a better forum.

What if fangirls weren't so... fangirly?



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Reply #626 on: September 23, 2010, 11:31:28 PM
Wat. Im a guy.
I meant that I'd murder you then imprison Kallen and take the Guren.

Then they'd be less annoying and more keen on opinions.

What if all controllers were motion controlled?
By that I mean all kinda, not just video games.



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Reply #627 on: September 23, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
Then obesity would be less common. And I wouldn't watch TV any more.

What if shirt tags didn't itch?



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Reply #628 on: September 24, 2010, 12:57:38 AM
I meant that I'd murder you then imprison Kallen and take the Guren.

Oh. Thats a more logical, if not insane, explanation.

ANYWHO...

Then they wouldn't be removable. Well, the itchy ones wouldn't.

What if I became adept in handling firearms?



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Reply #629 on: September 24, 2010, 01:10:56 AM
It will be good for you ,especially in surviving hordes of zombies.


What if you see a walking cardboard-box?

Eat, or be eaten...


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Reply #630 on: September 24, 2010, 01:37:26 AM
I'd get a question mark above my head and ask myself "Whats that?"

Also also also!

What if we were a Disney Saturday morning cartoon show? Not BLAM! Never BLAM!



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Reply #631 on: September 24, 2010, 02:02:59 AM
No. Just. No.

And besides, if any, I'd be Perry the Platypus.

What if this site were taken over by the ITG (Idiotic Trolls Group)?



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Reply #632 on: September 24, 2010, 08:08:40 AM
Then we'd eat them. RPM eats trolls, didn't you know that? (and are you a member?)

What if Giga didn't answer every single question I've posted here in the past week or so?

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Reply #633 on: September 24, 2010, 11:28:22 AM
He might bleed from his eyes.



What if.... Megaman got busted right on scene when he pays for child prostitute?

Eat, or be eaten...


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Reply #634 on: September 25, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
Then he'd kill the cop and get the Tazer Shot.

What if I actually finished Final Fantasy VII?

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Reply #635 on: September 25, 2010, 07:38:02 AM
Then you wouldn't be making what ifs about you actually finishing it.

What if my what if was what if.



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Reply #636 on: September 25, 2010, 07:40:08 AM
Then *head asplodey*

What if this forum was void of morons?

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Reply #637 on: September 25, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Then I'd be the only one left.

What if I said what if that dog was brown but there was no meaning behind it because the dog was already brown and then rival harry took squirtle when i took bulbasaur and professor oak was wily and then i opened the door got on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur



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Reply #638 on: September 25, 2010, 07:46:27 AM
Then I'd ask for some of what you're smoking.

What if there was no spoon?

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Reply #639 on: September 25, 2010, 12:41:34 PM
No proplem, I can eat with my hands.



What if Spidey was on crack?

Eat, or be eaten...


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Reply #640 on: September 25, 2010, 07:19:50 PM
He would don a white suit, and instead of shooting webs he shoots crystallized crack from his hands. Stoning everybody who comes into contact with him or the crack.

What if I wasn't so god damn lazy?



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Reply #641 on: September 25, 2010, 07:27:56 PM
You'd get a boner, Quagmire style.

What if I got Virtua-ON's PC port?

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #642 on: September 25, 2010, 08:29:41 PM
Then no one would care.

What if Gaia's posts weren't absolute crap?



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Reply #643 on: September 25, 2010, 10:22:00 PM
Hush. And if that were the case, I'd be staff by now (considering how the "system" here works).  ::)

What if there was NO source of entertainment?

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #644 on: September 26, 2010, 02:43:00 AM
I'd do what I always do when bored. Stare at the ceiling fan until I fall asleep.

What if nerds such as myself were respected more?



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Reply #645 on: September 26, 2010, 02:51:34 AM
Nerds are respected. Idiocy and moronic posts are not. There are nerds here who'd throw you against the wall for calling yourself that, for you have not earned that title yet, young Padawan.

What if I didn't get fired?


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Reply #646 on: September 26, 2010, 02:53:18 AM
You'd still have a job?

What if in MvC3 Old Dante was replaced by New Dante?



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Reply #647 on: September 26, 2010, 02:59:32 AM
I'd murder him with Deadpool.

Over and over and over.

What if you could rewind time by 30 minutes, once. What would you do?



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Reply #648 on: September 26, 2010, 03:02:55 AM
I'd beat the crap out of my old boss and take money from him, and then rewind time like nothing ever happened.

What if I had a million dollars?

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Reply #649 on: September 26, 2010, 03:12:00 AM
But then...if you rewound time...wouldn't you no longer have his money?

And if YOU had a million dollars?

I'd ask for you to give me some.

What if you could live anywhere on Earth?