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Reply #600 on: September 18, 2010, 11:36:28 PM
I would punch Hitomi in the face. Then run like heck.

What if anime was american?



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Reply #601 on: September 19, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Then anime would be called 'cartoons'.

What if everyone had a mech that was a 50-foot-tall replica of themselves?

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Reply #602 on: September 20, 2010, 12:00:18 AM
That'd be an awful lot of flames.

What if we all had our own mounted monsters?



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Reply #603 on: September 20, 2010, 12:23:16 AM
We would ride'n fight like hell.




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Reply #604 on: September 20, 2010, 05:32:56 AM
Already am. I got nothin's.

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Reply #605 on: September 20, 2010, 04:50:31 PM
I'd use it to send letters back and forth between me and my pen pal and save a fortune in stamps.

What if there was an attack named after you?

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Reply #606 on: September 20, 2010, 10:46:55 PM
There already is. You know how I go by Giga usually?

Mega Man ZX Advent. Model A's Giga Crush.


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Reply #607 on: September 20, 2010, 11:14:24 PM
We would have feets for mouth and mouths for feets.

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Reply #608 on: September 21, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
I expect to find a sexy girl inside.

What if we could travel back in time with given restrictions?



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Reply #609 on: September 21, 2010, 04:53:59 AM
I would travel back to the point where I was posting obscene stuff and smack myself upside the head.

What if glasses made us see WORSE?



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Reply #610 on: September 21, 2010, 05:01:22 AM
Then I would make Kallen blind and take her girl and mech.

What if all cereal mascots had a war? Who would you side with?



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Reply #611 on: September 21, 2010, 09:41:32 AM
It would be epic. I'd side with Lucky. That leprechaun is INSANE!!

What if human males got pregnant?

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Reply #612 on: September 21, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
They already do. 8D

What if Algebra was easy?



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Reply #613 on: September 22, 2010, 05:55:04 AM
Then I would make Kallen blind and take her girl and mech.
Wat. Im a guy.

And Algebra is easy. But if easier there wouldn't be a need for calculators.

What if I could create advanced computer programs?



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Reply #614 on: September 22, 2010, 09:47:36 AM
Then I'd hire you to make RoNF.

What if we all used NetNavis?

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Reply #615 on: September 22, 2010, 04:20:43 PM


And Algebra is easy. But if easier there wouldn't be a need for calculators.

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the idiocy I just heard.

My Netnavi would probably get his butt kicked in all battles since I suck at BN.

What if we were all in fact... ROBOTS?



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Reply #616 on: September 22, 2010, 04:45:22 PM
We'd serve some old crackpot named Wily.


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Reply #617 on: September 22, 2010, 04:51:50 PM
I'd have to throw him off a cliff, onto a highway, leading to a slaughterhouse. I'd then enjoy watching his remains chopped into steaks which I'll feed to the dog the next day.

What if eyes didn't actually see?



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Reply #618 on: September 22, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
Then we would all be blind as we would not be able to refract light.

What if there was plot twist in RPM that no one saw coming?



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Reply #619 on: September 22, 2010, 06:48:42 PM
It would probably be PB getting pregnant. Of all things.

Now if that DID happen... What if?



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Reply #620 on: September 23, 2010, 05:19:11 AM
Sorry, couldn't hear you over the idiocy I just heard.
This idiocy? Because Algebra is, indeed, easy. Once you get the hang of it.

Then we'd have the spawn of sexcellence, and the world would melt at the sight of the offspring.

What if people could learn how to love and forget how to hate?

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Reply #621 on: September 23, 2010, 05:24:14 AM
There would be a whole lot more yaoi in the world.

What if catgirls were real. (OH GAWD THE FANBOY IS COMING OUT AGAIN.)



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Reply #622 on: September 23, 2010, 05:35:56 AM
Then one of my friends would be hunting them to befriend them (and to probably fornicate with them).

What if my tolerance for idiocy was extremely high?

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Reply #623 on: September 23, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
You'd be plagued by a lot more. They're like moths to a lamp. The smart person being the lamp and the idiots the moths.

What if idiots were, in fact, smart, but they disguise themselves as idiots so as to trip up the real smart people who are, in fact, the idiots themselves?



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Reply #624 on: September 23, 2010, 05:42:06 AM
Then you'd be a troll.

What if trolls didn't exist?

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