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Other Things => Off The Wall => Entertainment => Topic started by: Nekomata on January 25, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
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:3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnDW97nEXc)
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This thread made me happy.
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Am I awake or do I dream? The strangest pictures I have seen. Night is day and Twilight's gone away!
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I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.
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Classic.
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I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.
From what I hear though, it's full of Vampires who can walk in sunlight, who sparkle.
...I almost vomited while typing that.
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DAICON IV <3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzy1RNJBUo4)
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Thank you so much Neko. Thread delivered in spades. XD
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Everyone here is grateful
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I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.
or D.
D is the [parasitic bomb]<3
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I'm glad this thread isn't about that stupid vampire movie that doesn't have Blade in it.
^This [parasitic bomb], yo.
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From what I hear though, it's full of Vampires who can walk in sunlight, who sparkle.
...I almost vomited while typing that.
It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.
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It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.
So, this Vampire doesn't die in sunlight, nor does he need human blood to survive, making it where there's NO drawback to being a Vampire. That's the worst idea ever.
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Throw in werewolves/furries that transform when they RAAAAGE and you've dug yourself into the pits of Hell with bad ideas.
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It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.
After reading that, Twilight sounds worse than I thought it would be.
It's like a fan fiction gone horrible awry.
Hell, how can this vampire with sparkling skin be even called a vampire? He doesn't even have any of the traits of a vampire from the sound of it. He's more of a super human than a vampire.
Tell me, why the [tornado fang] is this [parasitic bomb] popular?
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Girls like it because they like vampires who want to "Help the world, and not just drain all the blood out of it"
Even though our leading 420 year old virgin vampire who isn't supposed to have any bodily fluids gets this human girl pregnant, and has to buy and feed her packets of blood from a blood bank, THEN has to turn her into a vampire to prevent her death during birth because... she starts spitting up blood.
I don't know how that works, but in Mayerland it does.
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This really sounds like the worst story ever.
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Story in a nutshell, in comic form:
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/TwilightSucks.jpg)
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Story in a nutshell, in comic form:
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/TwilightSucks.jpg)
... ha ha.
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That book has raised such a huge shitstorm on the internet. The only problem is that it's getting so much [tornado fang]ing publicity as a result.
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I read the book.
My eyes bled and my brain exploded.
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I saw this today.
(http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/267363_hi?$thumbnail_big$)
And then I was all
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t143/Escargot_Pudding/1233870216656.jpg)
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I saw this today.
(http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/267363_hi?$thumbnail_big$)
And then I was all
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t143/Escargot_Pudding/1233870216656.jpg)
Hahahaha XD
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I should probably write a book too. A reinterpretation of the Frog Prince. His name will be... Steed Horsepower, and he was turned into a frog by the evil alien nazi wizard Von Raufbold Bloodthirst. Now he searches the cosmos for the single princess whose genetic code he needs to break the curse. However to use it he will have to kill her. What he did not see coming was that he falls in love with said princess, now he has to decide wether to let his love live, and spend and eternity wandering as a frog, or kill his love and regret this deed for the rest of his pitiful life. Then he must confront the evil alien nazi wizard in a divine duel that shatters the foundation of reality itself.
Would probably be on the niveau of Twilight.
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It would sell millions in America. 8D
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It better does. I spent 30 full seconds creating this incredibly deep plot. Now I wanna be rewarded. It's the American dream.
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It better does. I spent 30 full seconds creating this incredibly deep plot. Now I wanna be rewarded. It's the American dream.
lol. Damn straight!
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I should probably write a book too. A reinterpretation of the Frog Prince. His name will be... Steed Horsepower, and he was turned into a frog by the evil alien nazi wizard Von Raufbold Bloodthirst. Now he searches the cosmos for the single princess whose genetic code he needs to break the curse. However to use it he will have to kill her. What he did not see coming was that he falls in love with said princess, now he has to decide wether to let his love live, and spend and eternity wandering as a frog, or kill his love and regret this deed for the rest of his pitiful life. Then he must confront the evil alien nazi wizard in a divine duel that shatters the foundation of reality itself.
Would probably be on the niveau of Twilight.
I'll buy 30 copies of this!
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I'd buy that. I mean tap that. Yeah...
added: oh [tornado fang]... (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-03-16/twilight-director-hardwicke-hints-at-anime-version)
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd-21k_BSFQ[/youtube]
Maybe you like to play this interactive game and have a laugh or two? ^^;
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added: oh [tornado fang]... (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-03-16/twilight-director-hardwicke-hints-at-anime-version)
*has an aneurysm* OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I look Asian in this scene. I do, I look like an anime character.
*has another aneurysm, faints and bleeds heavily*
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When i see twilight fans...i tell'em that This ain't real Vampires,READ BRAM STOKER YOU NINNIES...
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Hoo boy, according to the Rotten site of terrible movie reviews. The new one is a critical crapsack.
Won't stop the fatgirls though.
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I can't wait until the new one. Maybe I'll do a video review or something.
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I look forward to the full version of this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnC193ohd0[/youtube]
this makes me somewhat glad twilight exists, just so parodies like these exist~
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I look forward to the full version of this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnC193ohd0[/youtube]
this makes me somewhat glad twilight exists, just so parodies like these exist~
That's because Twilight is like a huge trainwreck. You can't NOT watch it.
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Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.
Also: maybe you should the thread title to "Twilight Saga", sortta fits a bit better if you ask me.
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Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.
Probably shouldn't have said that. Gonna lead to a bit of trolling of you later on.
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Am a fan of Twilight, but ONLY to the extent of seeing the movie. No more, no less.
Also: maybe you should the thread title to "Twilight Saga", sortta fits a bit better if you ask me.
Still makes you a twilight [Top Spin].
And completely ignore the fact that this thread WAS about the awesome song Twilight by Electric Light Orchestra and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.
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Still makes you a twilight [Top Spin].
And completely ignore the fact that this thread WAS about the awesome song Twilight by Electric Light Orchestra and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.
Here here!
THE VISIONS DANCING IN MY MIND
THE EARLY DAWN, THE SHADES OF TIME
TWILIGHT CRAWLING IN MY WINDOWPANE
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and not some gay ass movies based on some god awful books by a mormon who ruined super natural creatures like vampires and werewolves.
Thank you,this is what i've been wanting to HEAR
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Thank you,this is what i've been wanting to HEAR
Don't forget ruined romance as a whole.
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SHIRTLESS WEREWOLF BOYS
delicious underage abs and stuff
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODELS: THE MOVIE
Cumming this summer
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE[/youtube]
This must be posted for great justice.
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HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT?
The next Twilight Milk-Cow is pulling a Harry Potter! Thats right, TWO [tornado fang]ing PARTS. As if it actually needed to be that way.
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HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT?
The next Twilight Milk-Cow is pulling a Harry Potter! Thats right, TWO [tornado fang]ing PARTS. As if it actually needed to be that way.
Breaking Dawn's shittiness cannot possibly be contained in one single part. It contains a wedding, the couple retreating to THEIR OWN [tornado fang]ing PRIVATE ISLAND THEY JUST HAPPENED TO [tornado fang]ing HAVE LYING AROUND, violent, rib-breaking sex, instant pregnancy, evolution of pregnancy in 10 minutes, him turning her into a vampire so she survives the pregnancy, him biting off her [tornado fang]ing belly so he can rip the baby out of her, the baby biting along with him like a Xenomorph, baby coming out and instantly having adult conscience and full mentality of morals, ideas and life, and INSTANTLY falling in love with the werewolf suitor who falls in love with the newborn baby as well, KNOWING INSTANTLY that the baby will grow to a full-sized adult he can freely [tornado fang] in a couple of years, and in the end, everyone goes hunting in the woods, she being in high heels and a cocktail dress while doing vampiric stuff.
...and then in the end, Stephenie Meyer wakes up in bed, with her overweight belly, her mormon husband with two undoubtful lovers and her unbearable children.
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg)
WHAT A TWEEST!
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Seriously..that´s the plot?...And people are still buying it? Wow.
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Sounds like it may be a fascinating movie to watch on the big screen.
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Seriously..that´s the plot?...And people are still buying it? Wow.
Many fans consider the fourth book the tipping point in which the saga starts being complete and total bullshit.
...I say it's like Spider-Man 3.The saga has never been good, it's always had corny plots and bad dialogue. Just in the last chapter of the saga, it got [tornado fang]ing hilarious. 8D
Sounds like it may be a fascinating movie to watch on the big screen.
They cut out the Alien pregnancy part. ;_; Hopefully, we'll still get the werewolf newborn pedophilia.
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relevant.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse
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Flame beat me to it.
Then again this series is just for young 13 year old girls.
Now resume to beat your punching bags.
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Well the third movie Bombed,just like Ung,The Last Failbender
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Well the third movie Bombed,just like Ung,The Last Failbender
Too early to say for either, they just came out.
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According to just about every review I've read, The Last Airbender is already being dubbed the worst movie of the year by far.
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According to just about every review I've read, The Last Airbender is already being dubbed the worst movie of the year by far.
No doubt, but doesn't "bombed" means "did badly at the box office"?
I'm thinking Eclipse will do well in those terms, no matter what.
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No doubt, but doesn't "bombed" means "did badly at the box office"?
I'm thinking Eclipse will do well in those terms, no matter what.
It can mean both at times, but if that's what he meant then yeah, Eclipse will probably do well no matter what. Hell, The Last Airbender could make decent money too.
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It can mean both at times, but if that's what he meant then yeah, Eclipse will probably do well no matter what. Hell, The Last Airbender could make decent money too.
And then i will Dress up as Deadpool and lead people to hunt down the twilight author,and force her to create A Horrible Script for The Fourth Movie
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And then i will Dress up as Deadpool and lead people to hunt down the twilight author,and force her to create A Horrible Script for The Fourth Movie
...book authors don't do scripts, boyo. And I don't think anything can be more awful than Breaking Dawn.
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...book authors don't do scripts, boyo. And I don't think anything can be more awful than Breaking Dawn.
If there was a crossover between Manos and the Hands of Fate and My Immortal (that atrocious Harry Potter fanfic)
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My Immortal (that atrocious Harry Potter fanfic)
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2304/dumbledoreinmyimmortal.jpg)
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Yes, that one. >o<
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You know what would be funny, Someone dressed up as Dracula going to see the movie, and cringing and moaning throught the whole thing.
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This topic is bad and you should all feel bad
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We do.
We do.
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Sooooo, can we burn down this place already?
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Thread's Officially Dead...i'm Callin it :P
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You know what would be funny, Someone dressed up as Dracula going to see the movie, and cringing and moaning throught the whole thing.
Done it. Was with a group of Nosferatu-dressed friends. We did [parasitic bomb] like throw our hands in the air and go "WHERE ARE HIS POINTY TEETH? THIS MOVIE'S RACIST!"
Posted on: July 04, 2010, 12:31:34 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0E5OWU5Ak0&feature=popular[/youtube]
OH MY GOD. I think this might be the ONE "Movie Movie" movie which actually might be GOOD. The jokes seem spot-on and actually in tune with the whole thing, make fun of the fans, etc.
...and even if it's not, everything that makes fun of Twilight is 5 stars in my book. 8D
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To be honest, its about time they did it. I'm just hoping it doesn't end up like Epic Movie..
Aw, what am I saying, Twilight is just begging to be mocked. And its perfect Mocking material. Lets hope it stays on the right track and they finally stop trying to parody tons of [tornado fang]ing movies that don't even relate to the theme. (Borat, Nacho Libre, Da Vinci Code in Epic, why?)
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You forgot Pirates of the Caribbean and Click, which were tottaly out of place...
Well that movie does look quite like the afternoon fun..I hope they didn´t show the best jokes in that trailer
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POTC is somewhat of an epic... Now Click, that really was out there. Of course I totally forgot about Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka. that part was really pointless.
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I guess it's gonna suck anyway. MTV pop culture jokes, and dumb plot with consistent bullshit happening.
...still, I'll tolerate it because it's making fun of Twilight. 8D
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Twilight is the best to be mocked because it already IS a mockery.
Jesus, I have got to see this. XD
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Oh god.
What has the internet soceity done!? Even though it's gonna score bad, but it'll be a cult classic since it "parodies" one of the most overhyped flunks in history. 8D
Also: MOAR RED TEXT.
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Im thinking it will do great actually, especially since almost everyone who hates or just cant get the craze will most likely go see it. 8D
I mean, theres just as much hate for twilight as there are screaming fangirls.
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I mean, theres just as much hate for twilight as there are screaming fangirls.
In the BKverse, there is no such thing as Twilight hate. as Even Old Grandmas like it, and boys think its "Cool". Advertising at its worst.
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"BKverse"?
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Burger King Advertisements for Twilight Eclipse. Basically, a girl says "Wow, this twilight eclipse gear is soo cool!", a boy (Presumably her brother) replies "I Know, Right?", A Dad is confused, and an old woman wearing a "TEAM JACOB" Shirt grab the thing the dad is holding and hobbles off.
Its the biggest misinterpretation of reality ever.
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In the BKverse, there is no such thing as Twilight hate. as Even Old Grandmas like it, and boys think its "Cool". Advertising at its worst.
The people that make the ads for BK don't know even a little bit about whatever their promoting.
Also, Twilight has brought something to light:
Older men that like younger females = creepy/pedophile
Older women that like younger males = socially acceptable
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Well thats true... they're idiots after all.
As for the point you have mentioned...
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129039390345477450.jpg)
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Someone should post that on a Twilight fansite.
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Someone should post that on a Twilight fansite.
Someone really should.
I dont think its that BK doesnt KNOW what they are promoting, they just dont CARE. It makes money. Thats all they really care about in that respect.
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Someone really should.
I dont think its that BK doesnt KNOW what they are promoting, they just dont CARE. It makes money. Thats all they really care about in that respect.
Even if it's a big movie/big franchise like Twilight or promoting a kid's movie in twee-dee. Anything for the green these days, I personally think pedophelia applies to both. o-O
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lp7XO6oWCM&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Hilarious video about Twilight. It'll be WAY funnier if you understand brazillian portuguese (alot of the funny is in the expressions and the way he uses them).
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Zehahaha!! I nearly fell off my couch laughing at that!
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Hilarious video about Twilight. It'll be WAY funnier if you understand brazillian portuguese (alot of the funny is in the expressions and the way he uses them).
That's my first time hearing Portuguese being spoken!
Anyway, that was amusing, though, like you said, all the humor probably was lost in translation.
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(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129039390345477450.jpg)
I think about this and I am very disappoint.
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That's my first time hearing Portuguese being spoken!
Anyway, that was amusing, though, like you said, all the humor probably was lost in translation.
It's Brazillian Portuguese. Different kind of speech. Regular portuguese sounds more formal, while Brazillian sounds like it's being sang or rhymed while it's spoken. (I'm gonna put some spoilers in my examples, as they have nasty words I may use often in other replies, but they kinda sound nasty said all at once)
[spoiler]
For example, in slang terms around here, we use names like "eating" as [tornado fang]ing, "turkey" as [ray splasher], and a maximized form of "[tornado fang]er" as "badass". So the guy's saying "So Jacob's all hungry, guy's pushing the stiff turkey to the girl while he's shelling (being close wrapped around her like a shell) and being a [tornado fang]er while Edward's just being a [tornado fang]ing deer (which is what brazillians use for "pussy" slang).[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]
For example, in slang terms around here, we use names like "eating" as [tornado fang]ing, "turkey" as [ray splasher], and a maximized form of "[tornado fang]er" as "badass". So the guy's saying "So Jacob's all hungry, guy's pushing the stiff turkey to the girl while he's shelling (being close wrapped around her like a shell) and being a [tornado fang]er while Edward's just being a [tornado fang]ing deer (which is what brazillians use for "pussy" slang).[/spoiler]
Lol. Well, this is just more to learn so that I when I hear a language I don't recognize, I don't immediately assume it's Tagalog or something much like the ass I usually am.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/redlettermedia?blend=1&ob=4
I can't wait till this guy reviews Twilight.
For now, however, I'm waiting for Episode III of Star Wars. : D
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http://slayer-of-blood.deviantart.com/art/Essay-Accidental-Predator-164757838
The one good thing to be spawned from Twilight. Do read if you like (somewhat) hard science fiction!
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ZEHAHAHA!!! I just saw a commercial for a spoof of Twilight called Vampires Suck. I nearly died laughing watching the commercial. XD
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http://slayer-of-blood.deviantart.com/art/Essay-Accidental-Predator-164757838
The one good thing to be spawned from Twilight. Do read if you like (somewhat) hard science fiction!
(http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac71/Flame-G102/post%20stuff/LTLQ.gif)
That was... Amazing.
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ZEHAHAHA!!! I just saw a commercial for a spoof of Twilight called Vampires Suck. I nearly died laughing watching the commercial. XD
Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
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Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
It was already posted in this topic.
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...............................................................[parasitic bomb]. O:< It's been removed.
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Grrrrrr... how I envy you. B(
It was just a commercial. The movie's not out yet.