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Other Things => Off The Wall => Entertainment => Topic started by: Quickman on March 29, 2015, 09:24:12 AM
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Found some more Penders stuff. Decided to toss it here.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/b8b9ed350692e262e3b1a73234ecc94e/tumblr_inline_n8517nEgAR1ruh9aa.jpg)
TOTALLY ORIGINAL CHARACTER LIEN-DA
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/2315d5d93c71c4f64f66aff2873098ca/tumblr_inline_n8516tF7m11ruh9aa.jpg)
IT'S NOT KNUCKLES I SWEAR DONUT STEEL
Yeah, I'm going down the rabbit hole and actively looking for this stuff.
QuickEdit: Hey guys, look!
A COMIC PAGE
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/20ea46c4861ad438462a82dda1b403ec/tumblr_inline_njnplhTldN1re1bwb.png)
QuickEdit: MOAR (http://archiewhatthetails.tumblr.com/post/55853766307/haha-ew-ken-penders-what-the-miles-tails)
*throws all the cards on the table, stands up, and walks away.*
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You may want a separate topic for that. Not many people would want to see Ken Penders' works in here.
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You may want a separate topic for that. Not many people would want to see Ken Penders' works in here.
He doesn't deserve his own topic, unless it's to criticize his shitty illustrations.
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What better way to vent out one's frustrations at Ken Penders then with a thread featuring his works.
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There.
I split the posts after the Sonic-relevant posts.
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(http://i.imgur.com/kkGWEyu.png)
*fucks off and play Freedom Planet to bleach this [parasitic bomb] of out my brain*
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I feel like I'm missing some context here?
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Ken Penders was a former writer and artist for the Sonic comic back in the day. He did a lot of world-building, primarily for Knuckles. After a dispute with him, he sued Archie and spun off all of his Knuckles stuff into its own series, and Archie pulled a reboot to excise everything that he touched from the comic.
In general, Ken Penders has a reputation for being an egotistical douchenozzle. Lots of stuff on Tumblr about him, including tweets of his. (https://www.tumblr.com/search/ken+penders+is+a+douche)
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Do I even to know about his writing?
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Wow--umm thats some "Art" there. *cough*
Last thing Archie sonic I read was Mecha Sonic vs Mecha Knuckles way way back. 8D
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Ah... Mecha Madness... That brings back memories. I loved that storyarc.
Back in the day, Penders wasn't too bad when he still had a firm leash on him. It was after the whole Dark Legion arc that he went insane and everything he touched went to crap. Even the Dark Legion stuff was tolerable.
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Seems to be a trend with a lot of writers when let off the leash. Look at George Lucas for example.
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/6253dc48d6dadba9b7e8207a93d316b5/tumblr_myqk5nZgqa1rzjjyyo1_1280.png)
Ken Penders literally telling someone to put his name and copyright info on their fan art.
QuickEdit: The sequel.
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/e2c244f1fbb3fdbda7b423522666e1c5/tumblr_myr1vjlTRC1rdr05fo1_1280.png)
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Haha oh wow.
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im dying here this is gold
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I'm making the same face that Lien-Duh's avatar is making after reading Pender's statements.
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If this man has family, he is disgracing the Penders' name by his words and actions.
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Sooo....
There's this:
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/07d33836808d64a94ff992d668369c12/tumblr_nnlk36vf0r1sl0260o1_1280.jpg)
"K'nox."
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This is so ridiculous I love it.
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As AzuriteReaction once said in an Let's Play: "oh yogosdm your face! (Oh God, your face!)" Go thing I'm never going to follow this guy on twitter.
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"K'nox AKA by nickname acquired as a young lad due to the unusual bone structure of his hand."
Clearly his nickname was...
[spoiler]Metacarpal[/spoiler]
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1. Is it really necessary to put the entire family tree in the family section for someone who isn't an Assassin's Creed protagonist?
2. Assuming the character is a teen or young adult it's kind of weird that she looks like an old lady to me. It's the face really.
3. Lol her name has Su in it.
4. Echyd'nya?
5. Proficient with a Dagon?
6. Her backstory is a complete and utter mess, as expected of course.
7. That red part of her hair looks like a wig.
Those were basically the things that jumped out at me.
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1. Is it really necessary to put the entire family tree in the family section for someone who isn't an Assassin's Creed protagonist?
Even Assassin's Creed doesn't do that.
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Eh it was kind of the best example I had that seems remotely reasonable but definitely not perfect.
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I can almost imagine him locked in his room at 3am, scribbling random [tornado fang]ing names down for the family tree with a night-light above his bed.
I cannot be bothered to read all those names.
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They're so [tornado fang]ing nonsensical too, it's like an even weirder version of the Aerith and Bob trope by replacing the Bob names with even weirder names than the Aeriths.
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Why... Why did I spend time reading that.
I WANT MY TIME BACK D:
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Actually the thing is cut off so there's even more than that screen shot has.
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I STILL SPENT TIME D:
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Oh, look!
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8ec42b348d502bf06ece64510b1e2ec9/tumblr_nr4m8vBPfO1s3syw5o1_540.jpg)
Another Ken Penders cover design!
Oh, where do I begin?
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Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
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The
MaryLara-Su Chronicles, also starring her father: Knuckles! Definitely NOT Knuckles!
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Oh, where do I begin?
I think a better question is "what the [tornado fang] is wrong with this picture?"
Is that Will Smith trying to play Cyborg?
While trying to do his best Bill Cosby impression, I think so.
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His art is so bad.
It's sooooo bad.
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Lara's hair still looks like a wig.
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Oh, look!
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/8ec42b348d502bf06ece64510b1e2ec9/tumblr_nr4m8vBPfO1s3syw5o1_540.jpg)
Another Ken Penders cover design!
Oh, where do I begin?
Yikes
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His art is so bad.
It's sooooo bad.
It's begging for a spot in TV Tropes' "So Bad, It's Horrible" wall of shame if they do something for terrible [parasitic bomb] like this.
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Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?
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Is that a long ass needle at the end of the pike on top?
In the event he loses his sanity from being stuck in that shitty comic, he needs something to put him out of his misery.
That's my best guess for why it's there.
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You know what I find sad?
Back in the day, he used to be a competent artist. Not one of the greats, but he was decent enough.
Then, he went insane.
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This guy wasn't cut out for MASSIVE MIND LOSS.
I bet no one will get the reference.
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b48149da2e0e53cb3a35d79debf02364/tumblr_nrehz7s6rT1rooz38o1_400.jpg)
Forever alone at SDCC.
And dat poster. Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].
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To be honest I'm more interested in that background. It's so grey.
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His shading technique... bugs me.
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Ugh yeah, even though I'm not an artist I can tell his shading is terrible.
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It's all Burn and Dodge tools.
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I can definitely see the burn.
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Smudge tool. Nothing but smudge tool.
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Yeah I noticed the smuginess too.
EDIT: And then I see life size dominatrix echidna model staring into my soul with her dead eyes. She wants someone to put her out of her misery.
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/b48149da2e0e53cb3a35d79debf02364/tumblr_nrehz7s6rT1rooz38o1_400.jpg)
Forever alone at SDCC.
And dat poster. Sega should jump on his [parasitic bomb].
I swear, I can feel his grumpy, miserable demeanor radiating through my screen.
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Sooooo.... Ken Penders now apparently traces.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5e089121544c9cdb16f302be7ff51a85/tumblr_num36sOdnn1s1yyu8o2_540.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/3a3cfb36f80f059c573d2ecd35dd9d6b/tumblr_inline_nu2cskl6zJ1re1bwb_540.png) (https://41.media.tumblr.com/040b24c2d693a8af08983465ec445fb6/tumblr_inline_nu2cuor0BC1re1bwb_540.jpg)
I can't say that I'm surprised.
QuickEdit: He also has some guy to strongarm others from saying bad things about him:
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/407afe08ef813114653aa81b2e0dcf5b/tumblr_npvwmzSNlI1s9en0ro1_1280.jpg)
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THE RIDE NEVER eNDS
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Gaze upon the pillow shading and stolen backdrops!
GAZE UPON IT
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Wow. Just wow @trace and @strongarm.
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God, I am so, SO sorry for the necropost, but I can't NOT put this here, y'know?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82510710/tumblr_ni37bgTJcp1u4is2oo1_1280.png)
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That strip is really good at predicting the future of Penders and Gene Simmons' son.
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Knuckles.
WAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE
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Either he's horrified of Pender's art or he came back from the dentist.
What is specifically wrong with his face exactly because I get the feeling I'm missing something.
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Knux: I jushhad fur wisduh deef emoovd. Duh Novachaye shud wear uff by tumowo.
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Okay so the dentist assumption was accurate.
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And then Knuckles just goes and crashes in bed with an ice pack wrapped around his head and a mouth full of gauze.
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I don't think I used an ice pack when I had mine removed. I also think I had some pain meds.
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...Is that a flying disc trying to kill Knuckles?
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Yeah it looks like it, anyone want to draw the resulting bloody haircut assuming it doesn't get lodged in his head?
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But getting lodged is funnier! With Knuckles not noticing! 8D
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(https://40.media.tumblr.com/2d75b3ceee0c919a514a22d3ed7b9cf9/tumblr_o2yg3zsVoz1uoa239o1_500.png)
Wow.
He purchased the rights of other people's characters.
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I like how he made it sound that his doucheass decision was hard for him
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It's because it pains him to screw people right the [tornado fang] over.
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He really should get an award.
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GET PAID
FOR WORK YOU DIDN'T DO
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What the hell, seriously?
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This is absolutely disgusting...
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Now everybody hates Ken Penders.
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People have always hated him.
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Indeed, the only people who don't are not aware of his existence, which might be better than actually knowing this douche exists in the first place.
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...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.
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God, Penders is like the Unicron of the comic industry. A bloated, carnivourous thing that devours everything in it's path with no regard for anyone else, leaving naught but ruin and emptiness in it's wake.
"There was a time I considered sparing your pathetic fandom. Now, you shall witness it's dismonument!"
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Well, at least we know we can feed him to Galactus if the time comes.
He will surely bloat him up nicely.
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...And tweeted. Go [tornado fang] yourself, Penders.
Share tweet? O^O
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I haven't said anything to Penders personally on his twit-er but I tweeted the pic you posted here. Sadly it's not getting any traffic but I'm pretty much a nobody so... [link] (https://twitter.com/ViperAcidZX/status/715626242255495168)
[spoiler]You might also want to steer clear of my Likes/Favorites as I did fav some lewd pics (non-nude stuff for the most part)... '>.>
to share in the ecchi thread.[/spoiler]
Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing (https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/704833559274500100)...
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Argh, my sanity.
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Speaking of Penders' twit-er, I've this... thing (https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/704833559274500100)...
Weight: 9.5 Stone
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(https://41.media.tumblr.com/91e1f9a720471a195ae57cb88ce6aec5/tumblr_o3enseTac11tlldybo1_540.jpg)
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Weight: 9.5 Stone
Are we gonna transmute that picture into something tolerable?
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What's the point?
It's... Dead weight. 8B
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Weight: 9.5 Stone
Or, 133lbs for those who don't know the English system.
I'm kinda ashamed to admit this, but that makes him heavier than me. :\
Also: OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOO!
I'd like to edit my previous statement, too. Penders isn't just the Unicron of the comics industry. He's also apparently the Kanye West of the comics industry as well.
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WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsA9z6xUMAAB2Gt.jpg:large)
"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576
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Why...
Why did I read this thread?!
WHY DID I CLICK ON THE LINKS?!!!
Sooooo.... Ken Penders now apparently traces.
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/5e089121544c9cdb16f302be7ff51a85/tumblr_num36sOdnn1s1yyu8o2_540.jpg)
AND WHY IS THERE A DECAPITATED HEAD SITTING ON TOP OF A MESH TORSO?!
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I think your entire reaction just made this entire thread worth existing. XD
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WHO WANTS IPHONE CASES
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsA9z6xUMAAB2Gt.jpg:large)
"I replaced my last case with this new watertight edition.1 reason for the beta testing is to check product quality."
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/774687601227800576
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/a25e4f728af231bcb1175bbb2f056b9f/tumblr_inline_ocfe89GDzD1re1bwb_540.png)
Sessler's face says it all.
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THERe
IS
AN
APP
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... Does he jack off to it? >_>
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... Does he jack off to it? >_>
Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*
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Well, he certainly can't jack in with an iPhone 7. *rimshot*
HEYOOOOOO