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Other Things => Off The Wall => Topic started by: Sub Tank on March 28, 2009, 10:51:37 PM
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Who would we eat first?
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The pilot.
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Whoever among us has the most body fat. Mmm mmm good.
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The idiot if we're lucky we probably brought beer with us for some reason.
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Vixy. I bet she tastes sugary..
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Who would we eat first?
considering you're a bigass reserve of energy...
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considering you're a bigass reserve of energy...
Hopefully we have 4 of him...
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But then you'd be up all night.
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How about we search for food instead?
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Too unreliable. I'm not sure who would be best, but
Whoever among us has the most body fat. Mmm mmm good.
makes the most sense. Then we can make weapons out of their bones, so we can eat everyone else make a boat from the trees.
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Or a helicopter out of bones.
We'd have to get seconds a couple more times though.
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Vixy. I bet she tastes sugary..
Definitely Vixy...
Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!
But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!
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You guys eat each other, I'm gonna go make a radio out of coconuts
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We could eat PB, his blood is made of Mango Lemonade so we could survive off him for months.
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Definitely Vixy...
Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!
But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!
Drinking from them would be enough
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Definitely Vixy...
Why, just one of her boobs could feed us all for a week!
But, considering how much we depend on her, it should be a decision made only as a last resort!
No way, boobs are all fat. We need someone meaty.
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Then clearly, the most muscular person has to die first.
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That means I'm out! Not like anybody would want to eat me anyway... Im as thin as a toothpick. :P
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we go without eating till someone keels over.
we eat the dead.
rinse + repeat.
or
we could just eat our legs. we wouldn't be needing them.
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we go without eating till someone keels over.
we eat the dead.
rinse + repeat.
or
we could just eat our legs. we wouldn't be needing them.
I don't know if I'd eat someone who died of a tropical disease.
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Well, if it was IRL...it'd run away because I know someone would try to eat me >.>
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I don't know if I'd eat someone who died of a tropical disease.
how is starvation a disease?
a third option: FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
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Well, you start with the children, as they're the most active and therefore have the most nutrients. Not sure how many children are around here, or how active they would be, so that's ruled out.
You avoid the sickly. That goes without saying.
The best choice would probably be the larger set of us. If you remove the excess fat and only eat the muscle, it should work. I hear fat makes good fuel for fire, though I've never tested this.
I think I'd eat all of you before everything was said and done. Probably within the first couple of days, regardless of whether or not the island has any useable resources. Sort of an overreaction. I'd regret it afterward, of course. Some more than others.
There might be a few that I'd leave alone, though... for a while, at least.
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Well, if we must resort to cannibalism, I know that the best organ to eat is the liver. Full of protein.
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I'd eat myself. I have expensive tastes.
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Now that I think about it, I'd eat you too.
Take that whatever way you wish. 8D
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Now that I think about it, I'd eat you too.
Take that whatever way you wish. 8D
Hold on, I'll go get a visual demonstration.
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Now that I think about it, I'd eat you too.
Take that whatever way you wish. 8D
I'd most certainly eat you! 8)
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I'd try to find some food first before resorting to eating someone.
Sure, I may be picky, and I probably couldn't kill any living thing I come across, but that's better than doin something I'll regret once I'm rescued and tell my grandkids the tale.
"There was this one time I was trapped on an island with a bunch of people I met on the internet. At first I wonder how the hell I got there in the first place, then I went looking for food. Having only looked for a couple minutes I sucumbed to hunger and ate everyone. The End."
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Well nobody would want to eat me, I'm skin and bones.
There's nothing to me at all.
Unless you like the smell of maple syrup too much, then you might want to snack on me.
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Coconut buddy, people.
Seriously.
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First, I'd refrain from eating anyone. Next, I'd look for Avocado tree's. Avocado's have all vitamins and nutrients needed to keep someone alive. Then comes fishing for food, fishing by means of a thick twig and a carved rock or tying a knife to said stick isn't hard. Then comes getting a bucket or canteen of sea water and making a fire to boil the water over to make it drinkable, drinking sea water only causes you to die that much quicker. Then would come setting up settlement which, can be done with leaves and sticks, with flint rocks. Last would be making sure there are people standing guard in case any wild animals approach.
Which... the last one would be hard because I'd be hard to trust anyone on these forums to not eat all the food while people are sleeping. :P
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WHAT ARE YOU ALL!? CANNIBALS!?
I'd rather hunt for fish. Make a big fire for a sign. If there's trees, I'm going to make a house like how Marty did in Madagascar. 8D
OR
Just die.
Are we going to make a Comic Jam about this? 8D
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WHAT ARE YOU ALL!? CANNIBALS!?
I'd rather hunt for fish. Make a big fire for a sign. If there's trees, I'm going to make a house like how Marty did in Madagascar. 8D
OR
Just die.
Are we going to make a Comic Jam about this? 8D
That could take weeks. However, I would probably hunt for the most edible breed of fish, before eating them. I wouldn't want to die in the hands of a posionous Sea Slug. probably make shelter in case of a storm, then make a raft to sail back into the mainland, and pray that I survive and not wind up in enemy territory.
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I hear people eat dogs all over the world.
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Are we going to make a Comic Jam about this? 8D
I'd be highly disappointed if we didn't...
What should we call it?
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What should we call it?
Rescue Party Mission
Resist People Meat
Resist Predator Massacre
The Island of Starvation
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Vixigan's Island?
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Just sit back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this USB Port
Aboard this large ship.
The mate was a sexelant sailing man,
The skipper brave and hot.
Many RPMers set sail that day
For a Master Robot, a Master Robot.
I'm not continuing this until someone asks me to.
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if Vixy is sugary then she would be best saved for dessert. hence she wouldnt be first. I agree on the pilot.
or the Eevee. we should try it before having to resort to Cannibalism.
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All this eating is turning into an RPM sex orgy... >U< </wii>
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Why do all of this reminds me badly of LOST? 8D
Yeah, I would try to eat the animals first before resorting to cannibalism.
maybe a cup of tea and a dog would be sufficient.
When I think about it, many of us is robotic so food is not necessary. 8D
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Akira does not eat, I'm a Machine, bye!
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All this eating is turning into an RPM sex orgy... >U< </wii>
Doesn't everything?
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If this is anything like LOST, borock, I hope it doesn't have as lame of a plot device
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Well...if it is anything like LOST then instead of dying the black guy gets off the island first.. WELLEP! I'm lucky. :D
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When I think about it, many of us is robotic so food is not necessary. 8D
Yeah, but what about IRL? If it was our internet personas then we wouldn't even be trapped on an island =P
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If this was dealing with our IRL personas, then... I'd start by catching things to eat. Bugs, crustaceans, fish, various critters... There's quite a bit of food out there, you just gotta be brave enough (or desperate enough) to eat it. And know what is edible and what isn't.
Unless we shipwreck on a sandbar. But then again, there's fish. However, unless we figure out a way to filter [acid burst] or desalinate the seawater, the dehydration would kill us long before we resorted to cannibalism.
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i thought we were talking about IRL personas in the first place...
if it's the case we're all using our Mary Sues, we would not hesitate to teleport, fly, swim, or call the Fxeni Foil.
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i thought we were talking about IRL personas in the first place...
I know I was when I said I wanted to eat Quickie! 8D
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Why do all of this reminds me badly of LOST? 8D
Lol, it does remind me of LOST. XD
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All this eating is turning into an RPM sex orgy... >U< </wii>
And you think my guro is scary.
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I'm too bony. Plus eating a ginger automatically qualifies you a nice ticket on the hellavator. First Class.
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This thread is too negative. It is talking about bad thing such as being trapped, cannibalism, and islands. Why not brighten it up with another S? This way it becomes dessert island where everything is sweet and edible. Now you have to choose between cannibalism, eating sweets until you die of diabetes, or being forced to live a life of eating cake and not having milk.
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I'd eat all of you.
'nuff said.
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On an unrelated note, we could all use Vixy as a flotation device.
...What?
Oh man... I never thought about that... XD
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eating cake and not having milk.
THE CAKE IS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT.
Honestly though, realistically, I'd have to find water first, cultivate whatever edible fruit I can find, use those fruits as bait for animals, and then fish. Then there's the matter of shelter, a cave would do, but there's the danger of an animal living there, so throwing some fire in there first to drive out the animal or kill it would have to do.
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We should watch the marathon of Survivor to survive. 8D
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Survivor + Lost + a tiny bit of the Amazing Race = Escape from RPM Island~ XD
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Survivor + Lost + a tiny bit of the Amazing Race = Escape from RPM Island~ XD
And learn we finally escape that we totally have to go back?
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You can't escape from RPM. bVd
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Shhhh...
Don't reveal the whole plot! XD
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Survivor + Lost + a tiny bit of the Amazing Race = Escape from RPM Island~ XD
What about Lost in Blue? I want some natural hotsprings and terrorists on my deserted island!
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What about Lost in Blue? I want some natural hotsprings and terrorists on my deserted island!
natural hotsprings
Hey this means bikinis and naked people.
terrorists
This means raep and drug trade. D:
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Well, raep and bikinis and nakedness...
Well, MATH 8D
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isnt RPM an island?
also, forget vixy, Wily could fly us out with his hair wings.
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isnt RPM an island?
also, forget vixy, Wily could fly us out with his hair wings.
Flotation Vixy and hair wings?
This is relevant to my intrests.
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quickie could just run straight across the water, and back.
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like she did during the crash.
huh... never thought of that.
im stupid. XD
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I would make a island resort and use Wily for transportantion for tourists , Vixy for floating devices if ur "snorkling"
then have us all get tans!
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All I know is, if that ever happens, I'm safe. 8)
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