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Title: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: STM on June 28, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
I'm dead.

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-billy-mays29-2009jun29,0,6116879.story

He was found unresponsive in his home by his wife and he couldn't be revived. America has now lost a valuable infomercial salesman. Who will yell at us to buy products on TV now? Vince Shlomi the Scout?

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4171/1246204092674.jpg)

...[tornado fang].

Image aside, RIP Billy. God damn, this has been a bad week for anyone considered famous in the public light. What's worse is Mays was also 50 and died in the same vague manner as Michael Jackson. No cause of death confirmed yet.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Rock Bomb on June 28, 2009, 06:34:54 PM
Someone is doing this...
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Night on June 28, 2009, 06:38:04 PM
I agree, these deaths can't all be coincidences can they?
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Gaia on June 28, 2009, 06:40:22 PM
Someone has hired an assasin. I know it, but this chain is suspicious. SOMEONE is killing them, it's the chef, how else how can they die from a random heart attack?

By all means, first Micheal, now Billy. Both died from a random heart attack. and both were 50. Something is odd.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: STM on June 28, 2009, 06:42:53 PM
Well, a lot of the people we know as famous are getting older. It's only a matter of time until they really begin dropping like flies. In this case, this was a guy who burst on to the TV yelling at us to buy OxyClean and Easy-off Bam. He only became famous because the Internet grabbed on to his loud ways and ran with it... sort of like an American version of Barry Scott. This may be a death that hurts the Internet more than people in real life, though it's still sad nonetheless.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Ciel on June 28, 2009, 06:58:52 PM
I know I just found out too.. I was gonna make a thread about it but you guys got to it first. News sure flies fast. RIP Billy Mays..  ;O;
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on June 28, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
I say the scout did it. With that sponge of his.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Protodude on June 28, 2009, 07:17:11 PM
Okay, seriously, what is going on lately?
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Blackhook on June 28, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
...................Kira................ -_-.......
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Rock Bomb on June 28, 2009, 07:21:55 PM
Well, a lot of the people we know as famous are getting older. It's only a matter of time until they really begin dropping like flies. In this case, this was a guy who burst on to the TV yelling at us to buy OxyClean and Easy-off Bam. He only became famous because the Internet grabbed on to his loud ways and ran with it... sort of like an American version of Barry Scott. This may be a death that hurts the Internet more than people in real life, though it's still sad nonetheless.

At least Billy Mays images won't be mounted on the front page of Photobucket, or be mentioned on the Radio followed by one of his best songs.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on June 28, 2009, 07:28:05 PM
...................Kira................ -_-.......

(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/Kirazac/lightyagami-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: HyperSonicEXE on June 28, 2009, 07:36:51 PM
DUDE, WTF?!

Waaaait a minute. 50? Wasn't MJ 50? Something's going on, here.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on June 28, 2009, 07:38:47 PM
who else is 50 that we all love.
QUICKLY, THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Fxeni on June 28, 2009, 07:44:57 PM
At least Billy Mays images won't be mounted on the front page of Photobucket, or be mentioned on the Radio followed by one of his best songs.
... Or will they? 8D
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Jericho on June 28, 2009, 07:45:15 PM
WTF is going on this week? Daaaaaamn, RIP Billy.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Harruhy on June 28, 2009, 07:48:07 PM
Quote from: #animu
12:25    Harruhy   guys
12:25    Harruhy   Billy Mays died?

12:25   baka   impossible he is indestructible
12:26   zteve   bill mays is dead i rad it on my local news paper
12:26   Someblackguy   ;_;
12:26   Someblackguy   WHY
12:26   baka   are you serious
12:26   baka   BILLY MAYS CANT DIE
Quote
Posted on: Today at 12:30:31 PM

Fuckin' lol'd. 8D
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Satoryu on June 28, 2009, 07:50:09 PM
this is weird. of all the emotions this could make me feel, i'm only left confused, flabbergasted, even, at how this is even possible. four important people to pop culture (some more important than others) have died in less than a week. Billy Mays said it best: "You shitting me?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LtIvPTH9Ho)

Billy will be missed.

and yes, we should start protecting all the important, older celebrities.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Blackhook on June 28, 2009, 08:10:22 PM
This year is really f**ked up: 2 famous Slovak people (actor - cancer, Writer - old age)
                                        1 famous Czech singer
                                        David Carradine
                                        That actress who´s name I forgot
                                        Michael Jackson
                                        Billy Mays (someone I hear the first time about lol)
.........I would really watch over Elton John, Madonna, George Michael, Paul McCartney etc.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Protoman Blues on June 28, 2009, 08:16:23 PM
He's promoting Angel Wings now.  RIP, you magnificent bastard!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on June 28, 2009, 08:18:58 PM
This year is really f**ked up: 2 famous Slovak people (actor - cancer, Writer - old age)
                                        1 famous Czech singer
                                        David Carradine
                                        That actress who´s name I forgot
                                        Michael Jackson
                                        Billy Mays (someone I hear the first time about lol)
.........I would really watch over Elton John, Madonna, George Michael, Paul McCartney etc.

Paul... He and Ringo are the only 2 Beatles remaining...
and Jackson just died... as well as the indestructible Mays..
WE MUST PROTECT THEM!!!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Ryo on June 28, 2009, 10:53:07 PM
 >^< >^< >^< >^<

WHAT. THE. [TORNADO FANG]ING. HELL...?!

Although the police suspect no foul play, I agree that something is up. Although I never really thought that real Death Notes actually existed before, I'm having second thoughts now. If a Death Note really IS involved, there is no way to protect any other celebrities.
But why Celebrities? I'm thinking that it might be somebody is doing this outside of the country (will not say the "T" word in case of banning or some government official tracking my I.P address and arresting me). This is just too damn suspicious.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: STM on June 29, 2009, 12:38:52 AM
This one is just a freak accident, likely. Still it's a bit soon to say, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is ruled as one.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: borockman on June 29, 2009, 01:18:09 AM
Holy!  :o

Whoa, Sparky must be very shocked hearing this!

2009 is a crazy year...
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Acid on June 29, 2009, 01:24:38 AM
And it's not even over!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Girla PurpleHeart on June 29, 2009, 02:21:32 AM
What the hell's going on!? Is the Grim Reaper trying to kill everyone because of our economy!? I heard rumors about this, at first it was a joke but it turns out that the news was real. Aww man, there's goes my favorite meme. T_T
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Gaia on June 29, 2009, 02:28:20 AM
What the hell's going on!? Is the Grim Reaper trying to kill everyone because of our economy!? I heard rumors about this, at first it was a joke but it turns out that the news was real. Aww man, there's goes my favorite meme. T_T

Then there are idiots folks that assume that a Death Note is being used on celeberties that are well 50 and over (not the ones who joke about it, those morons who actually take it seriously).

Really, there are.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Sky Child on June 29, 2009, 03:57:52 AM
The 50-year-old known for his shouting OxiClean ads was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m. The Hillsborough County medical examiner will perform an autopsy, Tampa police Lt. Brian Dugan said.

Mays was on the US Airways flight from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Tampa on Saturday that had a hard landing at Tampa International Airport when the plane's front tire blew out. There were no reported injuries on Flight 1241, US Airways told CNN.

According to a local Tampa TV station, Mays said: "All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."

 Airline spokesman Jim Olson told CNN Sunday there were no reported passenger injuries from flight 1241. The airline vowed to "cooperate fully" with authorities in the investigation.

"We were very sad to learn of Billy Mays' passing and our thoughts and prayers go out to his family," Olson said. Tampa officials say the Medical Examiner's Office expects to complete an autopsy by Monday afternoon. In a statement, Deborah Mays said that although "Billy lived a public life," the family does not plan immediate public statements about his death.

Mays was a spokesman for Orange Glo and detergent OxiClean and appeared in commercials for other products.

He is featured on the reality TV show ''Pitchmen'' on the Discovery Channel, which follows pitch people in their jobs.

"It is with incredible sadness that we have to report that Billy Mays died in his sleep last night," said a statement from the Discovery Channel. "Everyone that knows him was aware of his larger-than-life personality, generosity and warmth. Billy was a pioneer in his field and helped many people fulfill their dreams. He will be greatly missed as a loyal and compassionate friend. Our deepest sympathies go out to his family at this time of incredible loss."
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: HyperSonicEXE on June 29, 2009, 04:03:03 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/thumb/a/a4/Fates.jpeg/300px-Fates.jpeg)

WE KNOW
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Klavier Gavin on June 29, 2009, 04:04:06 AM
WE KNOW

Indeed (http://forum.rockmanpm.com/index.php?topic=2077.0)
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Sky Child on June 29, 2009, 04:08:48 AM
pfft shut up i've been gone all day.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: SoulAnimal on June 29, 2009, 04:20:42 AM
Supposedly the reson billy mays died , it was because of a flight he just had a bit ago , a loosely closed cargo thing ( you know the spots above the seats to put random stuff ) a suitcase fell on his head ( not that heavy ) and that might have caused the problem because they were also up in the air when this happened
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: HyperSonicEXE on June 29, 2009, 04:21:56 AM
Not confirmed, but I'd almost bet that was it.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Satoryu on June 29, 2009, 04:46:34 AM
Then there are idiots folks that assume that a Death Note is being used on celeberties that are well 50 and over (not the ones who joke about it, those morons who actually take it seriously).

Really, there are.

are you sure it's not you who's taking their joke too seriously?
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on June 29, 2009, 07:35:23 AM
>^< >^< >^< >^<

WHAT. THE. [TORNADO FANG]ING. HELL...?!

Although the police suspect no foul play, I agree that something is up. Although I never really thought that real Death Notes actually existed before, I'm having second thoughts now. If a Death Note really IS involved, there is no way to protect any other celebrities.
But why Celebrities? I'm thinking that it might be somebody is doing this outside of the country (will not say the "T" word in case of banning or some government official tracking my I.P address and arresting me). This is just too damn suspicious.
I think if im right, that if you write your name in another  deathnote at the same time, you cancel it.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Sakura Leic on June 29, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
It is really weird that this many celebraties have been dying the past 2 years seriously is there any connection to these people or are these really unfortunate coincidences?
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Quickman on June 29, 2009, 07:46:20 AM
I'd like to chalk it up to disturbing coincidence.  Though, if another celeb goes within a few days, I'll start to wonder otherwise...

Either way, the news was quite shocking.  Again, Billy Mays was one of the last people that I'd expect to die.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Emiri Landeel on June 29, 2009, 03:35:44 PM
WTF? For real!?!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: SoulAnimal on June 29, 2009, 04:27:37 PM
yeah for real

oh well in the meantime , we can watch a jail soof of the shamwow guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Crimson Lightning on June 29, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
seems celebrities are dropping like flies, first Farrah but she was old then MJ and now Billy i think theres a conspiracy goin on  '>.> -_-
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Ciel on June 29, 2009, 07:15:58 PM
The autopsy was completed and the falling luggage has nothing to do with his death. And I quote from a news source:

Quote
Pitchman extraordinaire Billy Mays died from a pulmonary embolism, according to the coroner in Tampa, Fla., who said at a press conference Monday that evidence of heart disease was also found during the autopsy. According to Hillsborough County Medical Examiner Vernard Adams, Mays "had an enlarged heart, a thickening of the wall of the ventricle which takes blood to the heart." Final results of the autopsy and cause of death will not be known for several weeks.Mays, 50, the bearded man with the booming voice best known for his ubiquitous OxiClean ads died in his sleep in his Florida home over the weekend.

His heart basically. It's not very often that getting hit by something like a luggage case can kill you. Or in even rarer cases, tumble.. have a headache then pass away like what happened to Natasha Richardson. So yeah.. it's pulmonary embolism. With all that yelling I figured blood pressure had something to do with it. Overdid his heart and yeah.. there he went. It's unfortunate.  ;O;
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on July 01, 2009, 01:44:48 AM
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/I_am_X2007/kirashamwow.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Sky Child on July 01, 2009, 04:01:08 AM
That's very inappropriate.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on July 01, 2009, 04:35:01 AM
I still think he did it. >_>;
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Girla PurpleHeart on July 01, 2009, 07:11:20 AM
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/I_am_X2007/kirashamwow.jpg)

Oh God, I lol'd so hard. xD And yes, that's got to be him for using a Death Note. But still, I don't think this isn't even funny though. :/
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Satoryu on July 01, 2009, 07:11:31 AM
someone told me this, and i think it's hilarious while not being insensitive:

you know how deaths come in 3's? (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcet, Michael Jackson.) well, Billy Mays threw one more in ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Jericho on July 01, 2009, 07:13:32 AM
Oh [tornado fang] you Sato. XD
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on July 01, 2009, 07:19:12 AM
someone told me this, and i think it's hilarious while not being incensitive:

you know how deaths come in 3's? (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcet, Michael Jackson.) well, Billy Mays threw one more in ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Oh wow.
Oh God, I lol'd so hard. xD And yes, that's got to be him for using a Death Note. But still, I don't think this isn't even funny though. :/
He's got the headset!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: SoulAnimal on July 01, 2009, 08:59:22 PM
Damn , i cant believe heart disease killed him.... wait...didnt MJ have a heart attack... and isnt it that the deathnote does a heart attack if you dotn write a explanation on why they died..? *sarcasm  , im not believing that deathnote did it *
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/I_am_X2007/kirashamwow.jpg)
lol awesome
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Flame on July 02, 2009, 12:26:11 AM
More like [tornado fang]ing scary.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Nekomata on July 02, 2009, 01:47:29 AM
CELEBRITY FOXDIE
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Fxeni on July 02, 2009, 05:11:34 AM
CELEBRITY FOXDIE
That's what I said at some point, and I stand by it. You know it to be true.
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Protoman on July 06, 2009, 03:55:29 AM
It's sad but Billy Mays has more of a personal impact on me then the other 2 celebs that died recently.

I have never seen a single episode of Charlie's Angels and thus Farrah ain't really anything to me... I guess she was hot back in the day.

Micheal...... I guess Beat It and Bad were good songs but I was never really a fan and most of us were either way to young or not even born when Thriller came out to truly be there at his peak.

Now Billy..... Billy was around for all my shows.  What would high school be like without Billy Mays inbetween my Beast Wars episodes or Megaman NT Warriors........ OXY CLEAN!
Title: Re: Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....
Post by: Satoryu on July 06, 2009, 04:11:54 AM
how dare you forget Ed McMahon.