Microsoft Banned from Selling MS Word in the U.S.

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Reply #25 on: August 16, 2009, 11:57:09 AM


These puns...they're too intense.



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Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 02:40:58 PM
There should be more INFO on this lawsuit...



These puns...they're too intense.

Don't worry, the PATH of puns is over... I think...



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Reply #27 on: August 16, 2009, 03:04:53 PM
<Conan O'Brien> Microsoft is no longer allowed to sell its Word program in the US until a patent issue is resolved.  Bad news for Microsoft, but one employee is taking it particularly hard.

<MSWord Paperclip> Goodbye, cruel world. *blows its eyes off with a revolver*

<Conan> ...I never liked that guy.

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