MegaMan X Wars [Comedy]

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Offline Matthordika

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on: April 14, 2009, 08:18:12 PM

Welcome one and all to the place of which you shall find my very own MegaMan X fan fiction, MegaMan X Wars. It's has already been well recieved over at www.megamanx9.com at I hope people here will enjoy and laugh as well. Enjoy.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4642752/1/Megaman_X_Wars
(11 Episodes)

This was originally wrote as a script, but I've decided to just post it as is instead of animating it or turning it into a comic. However, if anyone would like to turn this into something let me know.



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Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 04:40:15 PM
It's come to my attention that some people can't or are unwilling to go on Fanfiction.net, so I'll post the first chapter here.

MegaManX
Wars 1

Created by: Matthordika

In the Year 20XX... In a coffee shop…

Megaman: Stop! Wily!

Dr. Wily: It’s not Wily! Its super villain evil and diabolical Master Wily, too you.

MM: *ugh* I get it, Wily. Just stop whatever your doing!

DW: I'm getting a coffee! What do you expect! I'm going to lay a bomb!

Protoman: Ever realize how you're initials are D.W.?

Roll: I've heard of that name before!

MM: Lost me there. I think its some kind of girl’s name.

PM: LoL

Roll: Stop saying LoL Protoman.

PM: But it's funny!

PM: D.W. is getting away.

DW: Not you too!!

MM: I'm here to stop you D.W.!

DW: From drinking my coffee?!?! Cutman, attack!!

Cutman: Right away super villain evil and diabolical Dorothy!

DW: Even my own robots hate me.

Megaman fights off Cutman in a Pokémon styled battled.

Cutman: I know D.W.'s supposed to say it but I will be back! That felt good.

Megaman: I defeated Cutman!!

MegaMan gets: Cutter!

Roll: Don't you already have that?

Megaman: You're right...

Megaman gets: Double Cutter!

Megaman shoots two scissors instead of one.

Later on at Dr. Wily's condo, DW is tinkering with his stuff...

DW: I hate Megaman... I hate Megaman... I hate Megaman... I ha- I'm hopeless.

Drillman: You could always create a portal sending him into... somewhere very far.

Dr. Wily: Or... I could always create a portal sending him into... somewhere very far!

Drillman[sarcastically]: You're a genius...

DW: Thank you Shadowman, you're getting an upgrade.

Drillman: I love starcasime!

DW: What was that?!

Drillman: Ummmmm... I... love you?

DW: Good! Now, to get started!

After hours of work, Dr. Wily made a portal that would send Megaman into somewhere very far.

DW: Now to hide it...

Megaman and Co. blast through a wall.

Megaman: I'm here to kick you're but!

Protoman: Butt.

Bass: Pervert.

Protoman: You're the pervert, pervert.

Bass: You wanna take this outside?!

Bass and Protoman start beating each other up.

Bass: And it's Bass [base]!

Megaman: He's getting away!

DW: Crap...

Megaman shoots Dr. Wily. Then he jumps on top of him blasts his head with a charge shot.

Protoman: You decapitated him!

Megaman: He was too dangerous to be kept alive!

Bass: THANK YOU! Now that that Dorothy is dead, I can rule the world! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

A blast takes off Bass's head.

Protoman: You decapitated him!

Megaman: He was too dangerous to be kept alive!

Bass: THANK YOU! Now that that Dorothy is dead, I can rule the world! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Everyone leaves Wily's condo. His portal still there.

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100 years later... that’s the year 21XX...

X and Zero are out killing or "destroying" [for the sake of young kids] mavericks (the "bad guys").

X: There are too many of them!

Zero: No one here leaves alive!

X [sulkingly]: But I wanna go home!

Zero [angry]: C'mon, X! Let's hurry!

X: Fiiiiiiiiiiinnneee...

X and Zero continue through the level until they reach the final boss door.

Zero [determent]: Okay, X.

X [annoyed]: Let's get this over with...

Axl appears out of nowhere.

Axl: Hi guys!!

X: Ahhhh!! A girl!!

Zero: No, that’s just Axl.

X: Same thing...

Axl: I'm tired of being called a girl, so I'm gonna prove to you I'm a male by defeating the next boss!!

X: Alia does that all the time. These mavericks are easy!

Axl: I’ll prove that I’m better then!

X, Zero and Axl walks in. X and Zero stay by the door while Axl goes to the center of the room to confront the boss. It was Chill Penguin.

Chill Penguin: Bah! I will beat you up!

Axl: Bring it! I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life. Today is the day that I prove that I can beat a boss! Nothing can stop me now! I! Am-!

Chill Penguin attacks and destroys Axl. X and Zero stare.

CP: Who’s next?

X: Zero.

Zero: X.

X looks at Zero.

Zero: All right.

Zero walks up too chill Penguin.

Zero: Boom.

CP: Wha-?

Chill Penguin explodes. X walks up too Zero.

X: How did you do that?

Zero: I dunno, I was just trying to scare him.

X: Whatever. Let’s move on.

X and Zero go to the next room. In there, they find the portal DW created a hundred years ago.

X: What’s that?

Zero: Let’s turn it on too find out.

Zero touches it and gets sucked in.

X: Zero! No! Crap. Now he’ll never know that his shoelace was undone. Hey look, flashy buttons like on Star Trek.

X pushes one and gets sucked in, too. He lands on top of Zero in the middle of nowhere.

X: Hmm… I seem to be in the middle of nowhere. I wonder where Zero is?

Zero [Muffled]: I’m under you.

X: I wonder where he is?

Zero: There’s sand in my nose.

X: Maybe if I look around I can find him.

Zero: That would be a good start.

X: But where to begin?

Zero: I’m suffocating.

X: Shut up, Zero. I’m trying to think. Besides, you don’t need air.

Zero: Oh, really?

X: Yeah.

Zero: Thanks, I didn’t know that.

X: Your welcome. Now, to go find Zero!

-Part one end-



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Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
It's bad.



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Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 04:21:02 PM
It's bad.
Why is it "bad?" I'm going to need to know why to improve.



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Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 04:44:05 PM
It's "lol so random XD" humor, best suited for young teenagers, while I'm an adult, so I'm just outside the target demographic.



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Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 04:58:10 PM
It's "lol so random XD" humor, best suited for young teenagers, while I'm an adult, so I'm just outside the target demographic.
Very well, then. You could've just said that in the first place, however.