Let's come up with the most non-cliche game ever.

Sub Tank · 10966

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Sub Tank

  • Neo Arcadian
  • *
    • Posts: 1409
  • PHOTOBUCKET EXPIRED
    • View Profile
on: April 23, 2009, 12:25:41 AM
Setting:
Pre-post apocalyptic.  There are no wars, but it's not peaceful.  It is neither the future nor the past.  You're in purgatory.

Go!



Offline Jericho

  • Rather Unique
  • RPM Knight
  • ****
    • Posts: 7099
    • Gender: Male
  • Long time no see!
    • View Profile
Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 12:32:25 AM
..I think you've covered most everything in the OP alone. XD



Offline Sakura Leic

  • PB's Egoprentice and Weapon's Shack Owner
  • RPM Soldier
  • ****
    • Posts: 33575
    • Gender: Female
  • Don't make me mess you up
    • View Profile
Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:35:35 AM
Yeah why can't we make the most cliche game ever?

Current playthrough: Chrono Trigger and God Eater Ressurection


Offline Satoryu

  • Visually Appealing
  • RPM Purifier
  • ****
    • Posts: 4260
  • Whose franchise is dead?
    • View Profile
Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:37:01 AM
Yeah why can't we make the most cliche game ever?

cause it's already been made. it's called 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.


What happens in Vegas stays on Youtube. I also stream on Twitch from time to time.


Offline Sakura Leic

  • PB's Egoprentice and Weapon's Shack Owner
  • RPM Soldier
  • ****
    • Posts: 33575
    • Gender: Female
  • Don't make me mess you up
    • View Profile
Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 12:39:16 AM
cause it's already been made. it's called 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.
Oh right.

Current playthrough: Chrono Trigger and God Eater Ressurection


Offline Sky Child

  • urine jokes
  • Master's Unit
  • *
    • Posts: 2575
    • View Profile
Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 12:42:34 AM
the main character is a hermaphrodite with a chainsaw that shoots flaming wooden babies.



Offline Jericho

  • Rather Unique
  • RPM Knight
  • ****
    • Posts: 7099
    • Gender: Male
  • Long time no see!
    • View Profile
Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 12:50:51 AM
Chainsaw is banned. (MadWorld, Gears of War, RE4 & 5, etc.) XD

How about retractable cleets with which the main character punts exploding soccer balls? XD



Offline Sub Tank

  • Neo Arcadian
  • *
    • Posts: 1409
  • PHOTOBUCKET EXPIRED
    • View Profile
Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 12:53:41 AM
the main villain should be a robot that has a human arm.

I don't think there has been a hermaphrodite as a main character yet.  Or a pregnant woman.



Offline Gaia

  • RPM's only Card Collector.
  • Legendary Hero
  • *
    • Posts: 8224
    • Gender: Male
  • Yep.
    • View Profile
    • YT Profile Page
Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 12:56:15 AM
You play as a toddler bent on domination, but before you can do that, you must overthrow your father who currently rules the world peacefully. Your only weapon is your teeth, and you use breastmilk for healthpacks. Your only ride is your trusty dog generically named Curtis, however, meet a infantile superstar who the toddler was swooned by, however, your parents catch on to you and you must start from the state of Missisipi, and make your way back to Washington for the final conflict, however, he's not there.

So, make your journey to Area 51 and beat your father there. Bite your way through, cut through the dangers of Missisipi and back and claim your rightful place as world leader.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


Offline RMX

  • SA-Class Hunter
  • *
    • Posts: 864
    • View Profile
Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 01:10:13 AM
The protagonist has an ordinary hairstyle and is not a sex magnet.

Random NPCs don't talk to you if they don't know you, nor leave their homes unlocked.



Offline Jericho

  • Rather Unique
  • RPM Knight
  • ****
    • Posts: 7099
    • Gender: Male
  • Long time no see!
    • View Profile
Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 01:10:57 AM
Random NPCs don't talk to you if they don't know you, nor leave their homes unlocked.

This honestly has to happen sometime. It'd make an amazing RPG mechanic. XD



Offline Sub Tank

  • Neo Arcadian
  • *
    • Posts: 1409
  • PHOTOBUCKET EXPIRED
    • View Profile
Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 01:11:50 AM
It'd make an amazing RPG mechanic. XD

So would a "poop meter"



Offline Jericho

  • Rather Unique
  • RPM Knight
  • ****
    • Posts: 7099
    • Gender: Male
  • Long time no see!
    • View Profile
Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 01:12:54 AM
And again, genius. XD



Offline RMX

  • SA-Class Hunter
  • *
    • Posts: 864
    • View Profile
Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 01:17:05 AM
Isn't that already in The Sims?



Offline Harruhy

  • OOGLE BOOGLE
  • SA-Class Hunter
  • *
    • Posts: 834
    • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Reply #14 on: April 23, 2009, 01:19:53 AM
You work in an office, and you must complete each task before the deadline, or risk getting fired by your boss.

Oh wait...



Offline Rad Lionheart

  • Master's Unit
  • *
    • Posts: 4148
    • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Tumblr
Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 01:20:33 AM
I don't really have anything to add to this, but I'm enjoying imagining what you've all come up with already.



Offline Sakura Leic

  • PB's Egoprentice and Weapon's Shack Owner
  • RPM Soldier
  • ****
    • Posts: 33575
    • Gender: Female
  • Don't make me mess you up
    • View Profile
Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 01:22:13 AM
You play as a normal Mettaur and must find a way to reach the next screen.

Current playthrough: Chrono Trigger and God Eater Ressurection


Offline Solar

  • SHSL Solar Boy
  • Legendary Hero
  • *
    • Posts: 6696
    • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 01:31:29 AM
No swords, no guns, no magic, no unrealistic martial arts, no explosions, normal colored and non-spiky hair, no fiction/science fiction elemnts.

That's all I can come up with right now.


My life is currently bears and Jojos and everything is great.



Offline Satoryu

  • Visually Appealing
  • RPM Purifier
  • ****
    • Posts: 4260
  • Whose franchise is dead?
    • View Profile
Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 01:39:29 AM
I don't think there has been a hermaphrodite as a main character yet.  Or a pregnant woman.

or a pregnant man.

You play as a normal Mettaur and must find a way to reach the next screen.

i think they have that, actually. HardHat, i think its called.


What happens in Vegas stays on Youtube. I also stream on Twitch from time to time.


Offline Rad Lionheart

  • Master's Unit
  • *
    • Posts: 4148
    • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Tumblr
Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 01:45:20 AM
Fan games, Hard Hat.



Offline Sky Child

  • urine jokes
  • Master's Unit
  • *
    • Posts: 2575
    • View Profile
Reply #20 on: April 23, 2009, 01:47:32 AM
you have no legs. you must travel the city to find a pair of prosthetic ones.



Offline Sub Tank

  • Neo Arcadian
  • *
    • Posts: 1409
  • PHOTOBUCKET EXPIRED
    • View Profile
Reply #21 on: April 23, 2009, 01:54:39 AM
you have no legs. you must travel the city to find a pair of prosthetic ones.

That could re-define the way we view dungeon crawlers.



Offline Sakura Leic

  • PB's Egoprentice and Weapon's Shack Owner
  • RPM Soldier
  • ****
    • Posts: 33575
    • Gender: Female
  • Don't make me mess you up
    • View Profile
Reply #22 on: April 23, 2009, 01:56:02 AM
you have no legs. you must travel the city to find a pair of prosthetic ones.
This reminds me of that poor kid at my school, one of his legs is just a blue chrome pole and he has to walk on cruches.

Current playthrough: Chrono Trigger and God Eater Ressurection


Offline Pringer X

  • Ultimate Super Robot
  • SA-Class Hunter
  • *
    • Posts: 938
    • Gender: Male
  • Pringer Beam!
    • View Profile
Reply #23 on: April 23, 2009, 02:07:55 AM
You go around killing babies with a flaming crossbow. That's all there is, just killing babies with a flaming crossbow. It would be epic.

Yes. :)



Offline Satoryu

  • Visually Appealing
  • RPM Purifier
  • ****
    • Posts: 4260
  • Whose franchise is dead?
    • View Profile
Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 02:47:14 AM
can you not do something like that in Postal? or just something close?


What happens in Vegas stays on Youtube. I also stream on Twitch from time to time.