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Title: This is why you're fat
Post by: Rabid Golf Cart on February 14, 2009, 08:17:43 AM: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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Post by: Protoman Blues on February 14, 2009, 08:23:23 AM: LoL, Baconnaise. Everything should taste like Bacon! 8D
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Post by: Rabid Golf Cart on February 14, 2009, 08:25:35 AM: I'm digging the 60 pound Rice Krispy square.
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on February 14, 2009, 08:26:55 AM: ...
After seeing those, I don't mind... 8D
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Post by: Klavier Gavin on February 14, 2009, 08:28:06 AM: I wouldn't mind blocking all of the blood to my heart with all of that. 8D
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Post by: Sniper X on February 14, 2009, 08:28:55 AM: Ack! Not good for me... '>.>
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Post by: Protoman Blues on February 14, 2009, 08:30:24 AM: "The Romellete

An omelette made with eggs and Ramen noodles."

Hahaha, I'm sure a lot of people here could go for that! 8)
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Post by: Sky Child on February 14, 2009, 08:46:02 AM: This is almost better than Food Porn.

Almost.
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Post by: borockman on February 14, 2009, 10:02:58 AM: Quote from: Protoman Blues on February 14, 2009, 08:30:24 AM
"The Romellete

An omelette made with eggs and Ramen noodles."

Hahaha, I'm sure a lot of people here could go for that! 8)

Better yet, I could actually cook that! brilliant!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Klavier Gavin on February 14, 2009, 10:18:55 AM: To be honest, I would eat the [tornado fang] out of this (http://12.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19joscfebgzITL5Syo1_500.jpg)!
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Post by: Dr. Wily II on February 14, 2009, 10:25:48 AM: As Shaggy would put it...
A cheese bacon chesse bacon bacon cheese bacon cheese chesse bacon bacon cheese sandwich. XD
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Post by: Satoryu on February 14, 2009, 07:13:38 PM: i didn't see any Luthers.
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Post by: AquaTeamV3 on February 14, 2009, 08:35:21 PM: "Bacon Donut"

Who thinks of this stuff? ???
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Post by: Gotham Ranger on February 14, 2009, 09:43:34 PM: Site lacks Lasagna Omellete
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Post by: Cpie on February 15, 2009, 01:24:32 AM: God, they're all disgusting!
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Post by: The Slacker Hunter on February 15, 2009, 02:05:48 AM: The people who make these things should all somehow become a singular food god.

Seriously, these are frigging' awsome.
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Post by: Sub Tank on February 15, 2009, 04:09:26 AM: does this post make me look fat
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Post by: Nekomata on February 15, 2009, 04:12:00 AM: only your tits
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Post by: Acid on February 15, 2009, 04:12:35 AM: Quote from: Sub Tank on February 15, 2009, 04:09:26 AM
does this post make me look fat

(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3641/fattankld3.png)
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Post by: Night on February 15, 2009, 04:16:29 AM: Your personal text make you look fat
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Post by: Sniper X on February 15, 2009, 12:58:55 PM: Quote from: Asena on February 15, 2009, 01:24:32 AM
God, they're all disgusting!
What Asena said! I don't eat these food.
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Post by: Police Girl on February 15, 2009, 04:43:23 PM: Oh god! 100x100 Burger? Baconaisse? Bacon Donut? Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe? I think im gonna be sick.... X(

Lol, Pizza Vending machine and 60 Pound Rice Krispy Treat (I would eat that in a month, 2 pounds a day.)
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Post by: Machina on February 15, 2009, 10:40:52 PM: Bacon burger dog with cheese actually sounds pretty good.

... But the doughnut sloppy joes...

... Damn my curiosity!!!

EDIT: AH HA! The problem of keeping the meat from falling through the hole solved without the need for experimentation!

USE BACON!
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Acid on February 15, 2009, 10:43:04 PM: I still think that a meat cake is the most obscene thing a human cook can possibly produce. Unless he's gone completely psycho.
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Post by: Thanatos-Zero on February 15, 2009, 10:58:14 PM: Many of those eatings looks very delicious, however you don´t need to eat that meals day after another day. It is just enough until you are no longer hungry and that is it. One thing. One of the meals are ridiculous big. Come on! How are you supposed to eat such a giant burger or toast? It needs to be smaller for the mouth.
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Post by: HyperSonicEXE on February 16, 2009, 05:43:56 AM: Say, I like the Spaghetti Meatball on a stick.
And that's how a Deep Dish Pizza is supposed to go!
Snickers Pie? Hmm.

Everything else...

HUBBBBBBLAAAARRFFFFFFFFF
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Post by: Sakura Leic on February 16, 2009, 11:02:32 PM: ...How are some of these dishes even possible? To Food Network!
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 17, 2009, 09:27:25 PM: the bacon wrapped bird and stuffed bird w/all the others bird in it looked good
Quote from: HyperSonic.EXE on February 16, 2009, 05:43:56 AM

Everything else...

HUBBBBBBLAAAARRFFFFFFFFF
??? i dont feel too good

you know what would be good deep fried eclair topped w/eggs and drizzled w/chocolate syrup owo
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Post by: Police Girl on February 18, 2009, 11:24:59 PM: Mmm Deep Fried Tootsie Roll... 0v0
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 19, 2009, 05:40:57 AM: Quote from: RMZX.EXE on February 18, 2009, 11:24:59 PM
Mmm Deep Fried Tootsie Roll... 0v0
that does sound good

you know what else is good i've always wanted to try a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter see how that tastes really i do XD
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Police Girl on February 19, 2009, 10:39:32 PM: Quote from: Crimson Lightning on February 19, 2009, 05:40:57 AM
that does sound good

you know what else is good i've always wanted to try a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter see how that tastes really i do XD

That sounds like Homer Simpsons Patented "Moon Waffles".

If I remember, the recipe is A ton of waffle batter, a whole bag of Caramels, and a Bottle of Liquid smoke. After done, Pry it out with a spatula and wrap it around butter and put a stick in it. It's also a pain in the ass to clean up apparently. XD
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 19, 2009, 10:44:40 PM: Quote from: RMZX.EXE on February 19, 2009, 10:39:32 PM
That sounds like Homer Simpsons Patented "Moon Waffles".

If I remember, the recipe is A ton of waffle batter, a whole bag of Caramels, and a Bottle of Liquid smoke. After done, Pry it out with a spatula and wrap it around butter and put a stick in it. It's also a pain in the ass to clean up apparently. XD
it is, that really looked good in cartoons
in reality i wonder what it would look like
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Post by: Police Girl on February 20, 2009, 03:15:59 AM: Make one, then your questions will all be answered!

Well, then you have to pry out all the hardened caramel with a knife...
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Post by: Flame on February 20, 2009, 03:19:18 AM: when I got to to the "kitchen sink"... I lost it.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 20, 2009, 03:20:34 AM: Quote from: RMZX.EXE on February 20, 2009, 03:15:59 AM
Make one, then your questions will all be answered!

Well, then you have to pry out all the hardened caramel with a knife...
i'll try it
i'll take pictures to show everyone XD
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Post by: Flame on February 20, 2009, 03:24:14 AM: where you gonna get liquid smoke?
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 20, 2009, 03:30:59 AM: that may be a problem :o

unless i skipped the liquid smoke
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Post by: Police Girl on February 20, 2009, 03:34:10 AM: You Can't skip the liquid smoke! Thats like one of the main flavorings!

I guess you could make some... by pouring water on smoke from wood chips.
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on February 20, 2009, 03:38:44 AM: maybe
that takes a long time and thats somethin that i hardly have

maybe i'll try it tomorrow when my family leaves i hope

cant make any promises on the liquid smoke but i'll try
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Post by: Flame on February 20, 2009, 04:22:56 AM: I think it was just to give it a smoked flavor no doubt. there are other ways to do that.
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Post by: Pyro on February 20, 2009, 10:18:25 PM: This stuff give me a heart attack just by looking at it. :O
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on March 02, 2009, 06:35:48 PM: IM FINALLY DOING IT
Quote from: RMZX.EXE on February 19, 2009, 10:39:32 PM
That sounds like Homer Simpsons Patented "Moon Waffles".

If I remember, the recipe is A ton of waffle batter, a whole bag of Caramels, and a Bottle of Liquid smoke. After done, Pry it out with a spatula and wrap it around butter and put a stick in it. It's also a pain in the ass to clean up apparently. XD

IM FINALLY GOING TO EAT THE WAFFLES I'LL POST THE PICS IN A FEW XD

Posted on: March 02, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
here are the pics and im goin to bathroom dont know when i'll be back
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05869.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05870.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05871.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05872.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05873.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05874.jpg)
(http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/SixMajin/My%20pics/DSC05875.jpg)

couldnt go to the 2nd ;O;
(i'll explain later)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Alice in Entropy on March 03, 2009, 05:59:20 PM: ...Deep-fried black pudding?

...

Oh god YES. SCRUMPTIOUS.
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Post by: Police Girl on March 04, 2009, 06:40:37 PM: Quote from: Crimson Lightning on March 02, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
IM FINALLY DOING IT
IM FINALLY GOING TO EAT THE WAFFLES I'LL POST THE PICS IN A FEW XD

Posted on: March 02, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
here are the pics and im goin to bathroom dont know when i'll be back
couldnt go to the 2nd ;O;
(i'll explain later)

Look like Waffles with a load of butter on them, did you put the caramels in?

Also, GROSS PORK BRAINS!! (1170% of Daily Cholesterol? HOLY [tornado fang]! :O)
Title: Re: This is why you're fat
Post by: Crimson Lightning on March 05, 2009, 02:44:22 AM: yea i melted them first and mixed them in

i think i have high cholesterol now

ohh my stomach was killing me when i did that

i was in the bathroom for 15-30 min

no more bright ideas from me or anyone again
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Post by: Sakura Leic on March 05, 2009, 02:50:57 AM: How much butter was on those waffles anyway?
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Post by: Crimson Lightning on March 05, 2009, 02:57:00 AM: im guessin two sticks it was hard to tell since the waffles were hot and i was a little asleep when i put them on