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Frozen Potato · **Reply #500 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:53:45 PM

granted,but you got arrested for having an anime with an "obscene" part

i wish i could draw better

Strider Xhaiden · **Reply #501 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:54:46 PM

Granted, but you can only draw furry porn.

I wish I had psychic powers.

Rockmon · **Reply #502 on:** December 20, 2008, 04:45:30 AM

granted but you can't control them and accidentally send a re bar through someone.

I wish all the damn macs in the world disappeared. (no I don't hate them, I just want a good excuse to replace mine with a PC)

Quickman · **Reply #503 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:19:42 AM

Granted. The Macs are gone. Now the Mac users are out for your blood. Do not ask for whom the PC monitor flies. It flies for thee.

I wish I knew how to knit.

Machina · **Reply #504 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:25:42 AM

Granted. You learn how to knit. You find that you love knitting. You knit more and more, continuing to knit until your living space is full of afghans and sweaters. It's not enough. You need more. More yarn. More stuff to knit. A flock of sheep turns up dead, sheared, and with satanic markings carved into their flesh. The authorities find out too late that you've begun knitting Death's Sweater, the one article of clothing that the grim reaper can wear to manifest in the physical plane, ushering in the age of all death. You die, painlessly, your breath being plucked away from you by death the moment you complete the sweater. Your restless spirit remains as the world ends, desperate for more yarn, and physical form. Learning to knit has filled you with a desire that for eternity shall never go fulfilled. Yours is a pathetic existence. Perhaps if you took up embroidery this wouldn't have happened.

I wish I were more motivated to get things done in a timely manner. ^_^

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #505 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:54:59 AM

Granted, but if your schedule is interrupted, you explode.

I wish that all diseases have proper fool-proof cures.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #506 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:21:15 PM

Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.

I wish I had a new game to play.

Nexus · **Reply #507 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:23:01 PM

Quote from: Sakura Leic on December 21, 2008, 10:21:15 PM

Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.

I wish I had a new game to play.

Granted. It's either Sonic '06 or an old Barney Sega Genesis game.

I wish to pass my wish onto the next person.

Trask · **Reply #508 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:25:33 PM

Granted, but the wish doesn't get horribly corrupted. Wait.

I wish I could find my Counting Crows CD.

Police Girl · **Reply #509 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:29:04 PM

Granted, But it's split in half.

I wish I could find a good Mp3 to Midi Converter.

Machina · **Reply #510 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:11:14 PM

Granted. It converts all of your MP3s into midis of "It's a Small World"

All of them. Whether you want it to or not. They're very high quality midis though...

I wish there was another Command Mission game.

Police Girl · **Reply #511 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:39:25 PM

Granted, But its on the 2600.

I wish there wasn't such a thing as "Pay to use something you can use for free already"

Machina · **Reply #512 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:38:53 AM

Granted. Nothing is free anymore. Have you paid you air tax this month?

I wish we were a post-scarcity civilization.

Quickman · **Reply #513 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:44:09 AM

Granted. Murderous anarchy comes as a free bonus.

I wish I didn't hafta wait til April for a book to come out...

Kit · **Reply #514 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:33:36 PM

Granted. But when you get to April the person who wrote the book dies
therefore there can be no sequel.

I wish I had a tub fulla hot chocolate

Jericho · **Reply #515 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:34:21 PM

Granted, but its bitter instead of sweet.

I wish if I had somewhere to go right now.

Trask · **Reply #516 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:40:04 PM

Granted. Your destination is the Bermuda Triangle where you will have tea with Amelia Earhart.

I wish I had the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.

Kit · **Reply #517 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:43:51 PM

Granted but it has no batteries.

I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.

Sky Child · **Reply #518 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:28:53 PM

You BECOME a fish.

I wish I was a Robot Master.

Kit · **Reply #519 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:54:32 PM

Granted. But you're the Robot Master of kittens.

I wish I could have some snow.

Sky Child · **Reply #520 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:57:28 PM

Granted. Your home is buried. You can't get out. You die of starvation.

I wish for ... CUTMAN PRONZ

Kit · **Reply #521 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:23:11 PM

Granted. But all the good parts are censored.

I'm wishing for some hawt Forte action.

Police Girl · **Reply #522 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:28:48 PM

Granted, But you get A book of music where most of the notes are Forte.

I wish Christmas was tomorrow.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #523 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:45:37 PM

Granted. You sleep threw it and all your presents are thrown away.

I wish for a massive orgy of sex on New Years Eve.

Kit · **Reply #524 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:58:52 PM

Granted. But you're not invited.

I wish for someone to come over and help me get out of BOREDOM.

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