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Reply #50 on: February 17, 2009, 03:23:06 PM
Quote from: borockman on February 17, 2009, 10:22:31 AM
Some small request, how about writing something about Disney Note?  :D
YUS XD

And I really pity the graphic designer, so under-appreciated... 8D


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Reply #51 on: February 17, 2009, 03:35:11 PM
Aww, poor graphic artist. Have the heroes ever thought about the memory limitations and stuff? D:

Quote from: LazyMan on February 17, 2009, 10:20:04 AM
And I needed to introduce a female character into these scripts, it's a sausage fest as is.
Quote from: LazyMan on February 16, 2009, 07:44:10 AM
Unfortunatly, all the other heroes had come before him and taken everyone with those skills instead he got stuck with a young female thief. Sure, she's got the skimpy clothing going with a short skirt, but Hero is sure that she tried to steal his wallet on a couple of occasions.

What sausage fest?

Quote from: borockman on February 17, 2009, 10:22:31 AM
Some small request, how about writing something about Disney Note?  :D

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Reply #52 on: February 17, 2009, 07:15:17 PM
Before I introduced Thief into the scripts there were only men.

Also, here's that script that Borockman requested. I'm going to continue it since the idea of Disney Note makes me laugh.
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Two distinct genious minds colliding is never a good thing. Not very pretty for all involved. Egos come into play, and the whole thing just goes to hell.

Such is the case with this match up: Donald "Da Don" Duck vs. Mickey "M" Mouse.

Both sides are unaware as to who the other is, or just what they are capable of. Without knowing that, however, both sides are poised to kill each other.

However, Donald has an ace up his non-existent sleeve..

Donald: I have the power of the Death Note on my side...

Goryuk: Garash, isn't it a bit unwise to announce your trump card so openly.

Donald: You don't need to worry. To everyone around me, I'm just an honor student.

Goryuk: Never thought you'd be an honor anything...

Donald: Hey! Stay in character!

Goryuk: Sorry.

Donald: Anyways, what M doesn't realize is that I have the power of the death gods- a shinigami, on my side! He cannot win!

Donald has a good laugh. Meanwhile, at a nearby undisclosed location.

M: These are the police officiers involved with Da Don investigation, correct?

Wadsworth: Indeed they are.

M: Keep a close surveilence on them and their familys. I have a hunch that could lead us to Da Don.

Wadsworth: As you like, sir.

M: Da Don... I'll capture you yet.

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Daisy: When is it going to be Daisy Daisy's turn?!

Author: Oh god get her away from me!


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Reply #53 on: February 17, 2009, 09:39:45 PM
Poor Daisy Daisy, but I can see why they'd treat her like that XD


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Reply #54 on: February 18, 2009, 08:48:21 AM
Lol, now imagine the dialog in their respective voice, double the fun!  8D


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Reply #55 on: February 20, 2009, 10:31:52 AM
Another script.

This time I'm making fun of another genre for once. OH BOY. :D
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After months of training, The Kung Fu Kid sets out for his first martial artist tournament held be an excessivly rich CEO of an excessivly powerful company. Nothing supicious about that, no sir.

Anyways, Kung Fu Kid has made it to the top, even beating his old mentor along the way! He felt good going into the final round. Kung Fu Kid was surprised to see that his final opponent would be the CEO himself.

CEO: I'm sure you know the rules by now; best two out of three.

K.F.K: Uh, sure. But are you really going to fight?

CEO: Yes. I'm not afraid of a little friendly compition.

The Kung Fu Kid shrugs. Well, might as well go easy on the old guy so as to not hurt his feelings so much. Unfortunatly for the CEO, Kung Fu Kid forgot how to go easy on people. The first round went to the Kung Fu Kid. Concerned, the Kung Fu Kid checked up on the CEO.

K.F.K: Hey, are you alright?

CEO: Yes... In fact, I could never have felt better.

Suddenly, a dark aura surrounds the CEO. Kung Fu Kid felt it almost instantly. The CEO is being filled with an overwhelming power! He was excited to be able to fight someone so strong, but at the same time fearful for his life.

CEO: If I recall, we still have two rounds left...

Kung Fu Kid: And only one more if I win.

CEO: Yes, if you win.

The Kung Fu Kid was perplexed by why the CEO emphasised the word "if", but soon paid it no mind when the match started. Kung Fu Kid was overwhelmed. It was like the CEo was a different person! He even knew all the techniques of everyone in the tournament! And he teleported! The Kung Fu Kid lost both rounds following his first win.

CEO: Heh, come back in 50 years, kid.

The continue countdown began. Kung Fu Kid didn't lose hope! He could surely beat this crazed CEO! Surely!

...Thirty Five attempts later.

K.F.K: Okay, you're obviously cheating somehow.

CEO: I have SNK Boss Syndrom, I'm supposed to be like this.

K.F.K: [tornado fang].


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Reply #56 on: February 20, 2009, 03:46:54 PM
SNK Boss Syndrome... I would like to have that too... XD
And Disney Note IS AWESOME!
And yeah, reading it in their voices makes it even more enjoyable... XD


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Reply #57 on: February 20, 2009, 04:27:44 PM
Quote from: LazyMan on February 20, 2009, 10:31:52 AM
Another script.

This time I'm making fun of another genre for once. OH BOY. :D

Inspired by Street Fighter IV? XD


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Reply #58 on: February 22, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
Maybe.

In a totally unrelated topic, Seth can go to hell.

Posted on: February 20, 2009, 10:37:57 AM
So yeah, a friend of mine started up a comic recently. The first comic is right here. I've seen the other stuff he has planned for this comic, and it's pretty good. So you should watch him closely as he posts comics.

Eventually he'll do comic versions of my scripts, so that's something too.

Oh yeah, I have a deviantart page too.

Also, a new script.
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Space Marine John spends a mass majority of his days fighting an ancient force that wishes to destroy all known life in the galaxy.

Today, he spends his days training the new recruits.

S.M.J: I'm sure that you've mastered how your advanced suit works by now, so I'm going to skip that part of the training and teach you the basics of war fare.

A recruit already raises his hand. Space Marine John would have normally called the recruit stupid for already having a question. But the higher ups told him to be nice... Space Marine John rolls his eyes.

S.M.J: Yes, newbie?

Recruit #1: What do we do about spawn campers?

S.M.J: Spawn what?

Recruit #2: Don't start bitching about spawn camping because you suck and you don't have skills!

Recruit #3: Bullshit! Spawn camping is a cheap tactic and you know it!

Recruit #4: It's a legitimate strategy!

The recruits than began arguing amongst themselves. Space Marine John slowly walked out of the room leaving the recruits to their own devices. The higher ups can do this crap themselves, Space Marine John just needed to get the [tornado fang] out of there.


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Reply #59 on: February 22, 2009, 08:20:44 AM
Ah, spawn campers...
I think I'm one of them. XD


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Reply #60 on: February 22, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
Wow I'm all caught up man were those kinda funny.  Oh by the way your friend who made the comic has a spelling mistake in his sig.

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Reply #61 on: February 22, 2009, 08:40:18 AM
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Oh by the way your friend who made the comic has a spelling mistake in his sig.

Don't bring it up to him, it's funnier that way.


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Reply #62 on: February 22, 2009, 08:43:44 AM
Quote from: LazyMan on February 22, 2009, 08:40:18 AM
Don't bring it up to him, it's funnier that way.
Got it.

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Reply #63 on: February 24, 2009, 06:16:29 PM
Here's another comic. This time it's about BRAWL.

No script right now, but I should be able to do one tonight or tommorow.


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Reply #64 on: February 24, 2009, 06:30:04 PM
Hmm...
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO WATCH JOO!

Ahem, and those are some rather funny comics your friend does. :3


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Reply #65 on: February 26, 2009, 07:53:38 AM
No script, because I'm a lazy bastard.

Instead, here's a rant.

Possibly NSFW due to possible innuendo. Possibly.

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Today's Rant Topic: Confusing Advertising.

I don't think everyone has seen the comercial I'm going to rant about, so I'll describe it. It's been running on Comedy Central for a while now, and I just now felt like ranting about it.

The comercial starts off in an office setting. Okay, maybe they're advertising some office supplies. You then see a scantally clad secretary that looks like she could've come out of a porno (Not that I've seen any, she just had that porny look) complete with cleveage and really short mini skirt.

Okay, my interest is peaked. Then you get a shot of inside somebody's office. He presses on the intercom, calling the secretary saying "it's time." The secretary stands up and enters the office.

Here's where things get confusing and NSFW. You then see the back of the chair of the guy's office you saw earlier. Except this time there is a lot of shaking. He's saying things like "So fast..." and "I feel it! I feel it!" eventually the shaking knocks over a picture of what can be presumed as the guy's wife further hinting at a possible office romance. As if the secretary out of a porn movie didn't hint this enough, but that's not the point.

Turns out, the presumed "service" the secretary was thought to be giving wasn't actually that at all. It was the advertising of an energy drink. Not just any energy drink either, but the 6 Hour Energy drink.

 And to be honest, the guy isn't dressed any better than the secretary. His shirt is way too tight for its own good.

He then finishes the comercial saying "Now I'm ready!" while facing the secretary.

...Okay, what the [tornado fang] was that?

If you really wanted to advertise an energy drink, why not do so in a not so porn like environment? I don't think I ever want to buy this energy drink after seeing a comercial like that (not that I every would, but that's not the point.). Obviously, the comercial is geared towards those who work in the office. That much is clear from the setting. But the glaringly obvious porn overtones just overpowers the whole office aspect and makes the energy drink seem like a product for a porn star.

And what the hell was he ready for? The porn that they were probably going to film that day? Hopefully someone can clear this up for me, because this comercial confuses the [parasitic bomb] out of me.


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Reply #66 on: February 26, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
O_o
Now that's some commerical...
I can't really related, due to not seeing this at all, but man, that does sound sinful. 8D


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Reply #67 on: February 28, 2009, 07:40:54 AM
Honestly, this next script can apply to just about any game, but I like messing with Hero so I'll continue to do so.  8D

Also, a new character is thrown into the mix.
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Hero and Thief braved through the swamp full of deadly creatures... But Hero was angry because the dragon that attacked him the first time and made him get a partner (which stole most of his gold) didn't show up again.

Hero: God damnit!

Thief: Hey, don't complain about not running into a dragon in a swamp.

Hero: The first time I was surprised, but now I actually want it to happen.

Thief: That would explain why you went in and out of the swamp those couple hundred times.

Player holding the controller: Hey, I just found out it was for a super special ultra awesomely rare sword! I forget the name of it, but I'm pretty sure it's Japanese.

Player: ...Oh right, they're not going to answer me back.

Hero: The point is, I wanted to fight that damn dragon again!

Thief: I'm sure you'll get another chance.

Hero: Good point! Now, onwards!

The screen goes black, with the voice of Thief instructing the player to insert the next disk.

Thief: Please insert disk 2...

Player: Normally getting up to do something is troublesome, but I like this game. So I'll get up to put in the next disk...

The Player gets up and switches the disks in the consoles. Seconds later, Thief's voice comes on again.

Thief: Please insert disk 3.

Player: What? But I just swit-

Thief: Please insert disk 3!

Player: But I ju-Hey wait a second...

Thief: Meep, I've been caught!

The screen goes back to the overworld, with the Player scratching his head in confusion.


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Reply #68 on: February 28, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
Now Thief wants to con Player as well? XD
And lol at the walking in and out a couple of hundred times part... So true... XD


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Reply #69 on: March 01, 2009, 11:56:13 PM
New script with a Megaman theme.

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Supah Faighting Rowbot: Script 1

Zero isn't really a morning person. That much is evident by his bad mood. Not only was he abruptly woken up, but now the first thing he has to do after waking up is protect the girl who woke him up in the first place.

All the while getting shot by cannon fodder because his skills are rusty.

Zero: I got out of bed for this?

Ciel: But you weren't-

Zero: I wasn't talking literally. Jesus.

Zero is still getting shot by the cannon fodder. This would be easy by himself, but he has a useless person following him.

Zero: Don't you at least have a gun?

Ciel: I'm a scientist; I don't fight.

Zero grumbles. Then he gets killed by another shot from cannon fodder.

Zero: I [tornado fang]ing HATE escort missions!


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Reply #70 on: March 02, 2009, 02:27:32 AM
I can't wait to see how he reacts to the desert mission 8D


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Reply #71 on: March 02, 2009, 02:43:07 PM
CIEL IS INVINCIBLE!

Zero should have noticed by then... 8D


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Reply #72 on: March 19, 2009, 05:39:54 AM
Crap, I haven't made a script in a coupe weeks.

Well, no parody this time. Just a mini-blog which could describe how I've felt for the last couple of weeks.

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Laze: Ugh, I feel like crap. But I still need to go to school. Time to take cold medicine.

-A couple days later-

Laze: I'm coughing far too much.

Laze then goes into a coughing fit, which lasts for a few minutes.

Laze: Time to take the cold medicine. *cough*

-The End of the Week-

Laze: Wow! I'm actually starting to feel better!

LazyMan holds up a copy of Resident Evil 5.

Laze: And I got Resident Evil 5! Awesome!

-In the Middle of the Following Week-

Laze: What the hell? I just got over being sick! I don't wanna get sick again!

LazyMan sobs in a corner

Laze: Oh well, at least it's the end of my school week...

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Reply #73 on: March 20, 2009, 04:43:45 AM
Minus the purchase of Resident Evil 5, I know how you feel. Worse yet, try being almost bed-ridden sick for most of your spring break. Being sick sucks sometimes.  :(


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Reply #74 on: March 20, 2009, 02:15:42 PM
Oh, I know that feeling...
Still, get well soon, the place needs more dust. 8D


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