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Other Things => Off The Wall => Forum Games => Topic started by: Flame on November 10, 2008, 03:30:11 AM
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I make a wish, the next person corrupts it horribly, and then they make one, and so forth.
I wish that all the RPM hadnt crashed and been reset...
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Instead you are banned, Happy day!
I wish I had a real Geass...
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Granted, but it only allows you to look five minutes into the future.
I wish I had a wish with which I would make and then have it horribly corrupted by people on the internet.
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It won't get horribly Corrupted...
I wish Kallen was my girlfriend...
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Granted, but she's unfaithful as hell.
I wish I had Castle Crashers.
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Congrats you got it for your birthday, but RRoD got the best of your 360.
I wish if money wasn't so damn troublesome.
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Granted, now you get $100 an hour, but it combusts as soon as it touches your hand.
I wish for randomness.
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And you get nothing
I wish for power
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You got power, you got power of turning light switches on and off at lightning speeds. Have fun with your new home made strobe light powers.
I wish I was good at corrupting wishes.
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@ZX:Granted, but it is controlled with cybernetic implants that will make you blow up if they ever fail or fall, btw, there is a bunch of really powerful people at your door waiting to kick your ass. (I liked how it came out, I am NOT deleting it because someone posted faster >_>)
@Rad:Granted, but you suck at everything else in life now.
I wish for a Xbox 360 immune to RRoD and any other kind of failure.
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@Rad: Granted, but now every time you start a sentence with "I wish", you're struck with lightning. 8D
@Tai: Granted, but you can only play your games in one sit through since the system turns itself off to conserve power.
I wish if I had more awesome music.
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Granted, but you can't play it anyway.
I still wish Kallen was my girlfriend...
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So basically I now have the ability to corrupt wishes? Everything else is the same? Sweet. +1 for Rad.
But anyways, you get your immune xbox 360, but you're now too poor to afford games, and any games you now own have suddenly burst into flames.
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Having failed to make a follow-up wish and broken the thread, the sharp corners of each box in the thread will jump out of your computer monitor and slash open your skull.
I wish for a million dollars and a fridge with a padlock.
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Granted, but the million dollars is in Confederate Money!
I'd like to have a new Starfox game!
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Granted, but the franchise has gone to hell.
I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Dr. Robotnik.
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Granted, but it comes to life and invades your empire.
I wish it would rain money.
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Granted, but it rains only coins falling at lethal speeds.
I wish for Titanus to retu-
...nevermind, that's already been corrupted twice.
I wish for a DVD burner.
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Granted but it actually melts your dvds
I wish I had Zero's boob lights!!! :V
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Granted, but you get pulled over by a police officer for one of them being out.
I'd like to never need sleep!
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Granted, but you are now extremely lonely since no one is up.
I wish I had a Vampire Killer.
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[Ooh, I love this game. X3]
Granted, the legendary Vampire Killer whip appears in your hands. Of course, the revived-for-the-umpteenth-time Dracula is none too happy about this, and so he sends his army of demons, undead and other nasties after you and they munch your soul like an old Twiglet.
I wish I had horns.
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You got it! *an entire brass section appears in your living room*
I wish I could draw better~
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Granted. In fact, you can draw so amazingly well that every other artist chases you and try to lynch you.
I wish Nana (from Command Mission) was my RL girlfriend~ =3
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Granted but she's killed by an uprising anti-futuristic robot group.
I wish I could makeout with Bridget! (guilty gear)
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Granted, but Bridget soon dies from unknown causes while muttering "I should have had that fish taco..." before he died. This spurs you on to the path of revenge, leading you to destroy all fish tacos that you see from now on.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Granted, but it is a non-living female teacup.
I wish my head stopped hurting x_x
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you got it! But... you lose all feeling in your head and eventually all brain function as well, you then appear in one of the Resident Evil games as zombie #147.
I wish I had some fewd o.o;
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granted~ it's horribly burnt.
i wish for nothing, rawr~
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@ Cephi: Granted, but you will eventually die FROM the fewd due do overeating and/or kidney faliure.
@ Neko: You got nothing, but yet you feel the need for something.
I wish I had some karts. (plays a little off from this)
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You got karts, and Spikey Shells... All targeted at your head, have fun.
I Still Wish Kallen was my girlfriend....
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In an unexpected turn of events, she went to a small town on an island and fell in love with an active overwieight named Peter and married him, they had three children (Plus talking dog) years later. (you did NOT see that coming XD)
I wish I had an Articuno..
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Granted, but it pecked your eyes out.
I now wish Peter Griffin would rot in hell for stealing my girl. (I still wonder how Kallen fell in love with him, He's an american creation!)
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Granted, but he took you with him
I wish PB would be attacked by a group of rabid badgers.
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Granted, but PB is saved by is Sexellence. :P
I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!
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Granted, but Vixy and PB kill them. :P
I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!
Then Godzilla attacked destroying everything.
I wish I had a Valkyrie.
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granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:
i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:
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Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.
I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.
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granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:
i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:
I can work with this.... some paint... weapons.... I'm so sad.
Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.
Granted!! Except in battle you wet yourself!
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Since Lou didn't wish anything this goes at Trask: Granted, but you die in your first battle after getting shot... in the ass.
I wish for explosions that are nowhere near me.
Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.
Isn't that what he does already?
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Granted, but the explosions go off in a chain and end up going towards you.
I wish for a giant robot.
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Granted, but then it fails in a giant robot battle and you are utterly destroyinated.
I wish for a full E-Tank.
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granted, it's fulla [parasitic bomb].
I wish Sakura wasn't lame~
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Granted, but then the internet explodes because there arnen't enough lame people.
I wish for giant robot insurance.
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Granted but it only covers oil damage.
I wish I had a time machine!
Since I forgot my other wish, I wish Hitomi would drop kick Jericho!
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1 - Granted, but you screw up history and are never born.
2 - Granted, but he goes skidding into you, knocking you both into a spike pit.
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Granted, but it ages you when you travel.
and Granted, but jerry pushes you off the building and you fall 1500 feet.
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There are no wishes to corrupt, so your heads just explode.
I wish I didn't have that spoiled milk this morning.
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Granted, but someone you know somehow drinks it, then hates you for no known reason while they're spending their day on the can.
I wish I was a Biometal.
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Granted, but you have to be stuck underground for 100 so years.
I wish I could escape hell and escape the Loser who took me down there.
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You do but you find yourself stuck in teletubbies land... FOREEVER!
I wish Megaman was in Brawl.
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Granted, but it's Starforce Mega Man instead of Classic.
I wish for another 2D Metroid.
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Granted, but samus is replaced by Raiden from Metal Gear.
I wish my DS was a custom CT version.
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Granted, but the top screen hinges come loose as your DS breaks down.
I wish I could draw better with a pencil then I can with MS Paint. -_-
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granted, but you can no longer draw in MS Paint
I wish I was a Biometal.
had to.. Granted, you're now a penny.
i wish for my own planet D:
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Granted, but it blows up as soon as you set foot on it.
I wish Sonic Unleashed turns out to be good and I'm wrong for being so negative.
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Granted, but then the game crashes as soon as you play it.
I wish I had my own mansion.
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Granted, Its Luigi's Mansion.
I wish I could cheat the world and return to my lover, and also bomb teletubbie land while I safely vanish from there. 8D
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Granted, but then your lover gets hit by a car and teletubbie land has a back-up shield.
I wish I was passing math.
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RMZX.EXE - Granted, but your lover is in another castle. :P
SD - Granted, but now you're failing other classes.
I wish I was in the ZX universe as a major character who doesn't die. :D
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Granted You are now the Auto of ZX.
I wish I could fly!
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Granted; but you can only fly under water. Don't ask how that works.
I wish I had an endless supply of Dr Pepper.
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Granted, but it is all expired and tastes like toilet water.
I wish I had super speed!
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Granted, but its all diet.
I wish I found my lover in that other castle. (I will save her from the clutches of Ashford!)
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Granted, but the castle falls apart crushing both of you.
I wish I found a mine filled with gold.
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Granted, but its only Pyrite (Fools Gold.)
I wish me and my lover survived the castle crashing. (Bad pun 8D.)
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Granted, but your "lover" reveals herself to be a mere Toad, and she is in another castle.
I wish for a Twix bar.
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Granted, but It is melted.
I wish that I had a new PSP.
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Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p
I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3
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Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p
I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3
Granted but your PS3 blows up when you insert the disk.
I wish my life was a RPG.
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Granted, but it's one of those horrible ones that tries too hard to make itself good. i.e. There are were skewed proportions on women everywhere.
...I wish my life was that RPG. That sounds awesome.
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Granted, but you have a random encounter with a monster every 5 seconds.
I wish I had Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.
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Granted, but it's the demo version.
I wish the magical talking fish did not exist.
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Granted, You are instead hit with a magical talking shark!
I wish I could cast magic.
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Granted, but all you can do is summon a Cockasaurus Rex.
I wish I had no legs.
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Granted, but you also have no arms.
I wish I could type slower, since Sparky keeps yelling at me that I post too fast.
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@Sparky Granted but your robots are destroyed.
@Lou Granted but you turn everything you touch into bread.
@Tea Granted but your fingers fall off.
I wish my fan fiction could be made into a megaman game.
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Granted, but they get it all wrong and you are blamed for the worst megaman game ever!
I wish Sky, Vixy, Hitomi, Quickie, Wanderer, and Sakura's Shirts would just vanish! (unless they are under the age of 18 then never mind, I don't wanna go to prison.)
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Granted. You go to prison anyway!
I wish I could start my own PB Religion.
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@Lou Granted but I'm under aged.
@PB Granted but you get crusifide.
I wish Roy Fyre wasn't a n00b anymore.
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Granted, but now there's an even worse n00b to fill in his place.
...I wish for what Lou wished for, but up the ages on the girls that are underaged. There's no way for that to be corruptable.
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Granted ....... ummmm... PB explodes!
I wish to escape prison.
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@Tea Granted but you get sucked into a parallel dimesion and everyone turns into babies.
@Lou Granted but you get a speeding ticket.
I wish that Megaman ZX3 will be announced soon.
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Granted, but it's for a system you don't have.
I wish I was Vent, for whatever reason. ???
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Granted. You find out by becoming Vent, you're gay.
I wish I was the princess of hell.
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Granted, but you then realize hell sucks.
I wish I had SFIV already.
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Granted, but it's in 8-bit.
I wish for more gaming swag.
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Granted. You are given a free game! .... made of moldy oranges.
I wish I was a robot zombie.
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Granted, but then it rains and you short-circuit.
I wish I skipped HS and went to college.
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Granted, but then you realize you didn't really skip anything.
I wish this "feel like crap feeling" would go away.
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Granted, but you spontaneously combust moments later.
I wish my stomach pain would go away.
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Granted, it moves to your Colon.
I wish Sky would add me in smash! 8)
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Done, but she lags like hell. XD
I wish if more days could be good like today.
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Granted, and Ike continues to kick your butt!!! =p
I wish Crono was in Smash
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Granted, but only Chrono Cross themes were used to represent him in game. 8D
I wish if there were more good shows on TV still.
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Granted but they are really girly.
I wish there a anime channel not on cable or satilite, you know regular TV.
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Granted but all you get is ecchi and hentai.
I wish if I had a Cinnabon right now. *droolingkobun.gif*
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Jelly: Granted, but they are all on premium channels.
Leic: Granted, but they are all in black and white.
Jelly: Granted, but it's rye bread.
I wish for RMD3 on PS3 which for the purposes of the wish, I have and it isn't broken nor is my TV.
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Granted. You end up breaking your TV out of rage over how bad it is.
I wish I was more likeable in real life. 8D
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Granted, but now you have people swarming you anytime you go outside.
I wish my last wish, but with an indestructible TV and PS3 and a good game.
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Granted but you can only play that one game on it.
I wish if more Sonic games could be like 1 & 3+Knuckles.
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@Sky Granted but your a cheerleader.
@Rockman Granted but the PS4 come out.
@Jericho Granted but they all star Big.
I wish I could come up with more wishes because I like to grant horribly twisted wishes.
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Granted, but you go insane from being so twisted.
I wish my clothes would fold themselves.
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Granted, but you were still in them.
I wish I had the infinity Gauntlet.
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You obtain an infinite amount of Gauntlets, and the game freezes!
I wish for a talking spoon :D
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Granted, but you drown the spoon in your cereal.
I wish I could have a sniper rifle.
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Granted, but the gun backfires and explodes the moment you pull the trigger.
I wish for the world to explode.
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Granted, but you're in it.
I wish for a Claymore sword.
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Granted, but it's sticking out of your chest.
I wish Pokemon were real.
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Granted, but then the world would be out of whack and a immortal brat has to keep track of it.
I wish I had a monkey in my closet.
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Granted, but... It's best not to open your closet now...
I wish for Mango Lemonade.
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Wish granted, but it taste like rotten mango.
I wish I can fly!
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Granted, but you fly too close to an airplane engine and get sucked in.
I wish for a good book.
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Granted, but the book is now following you like a dog.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted, but only after Dr. Light Jr took over the world. I wish Wily II hair would grow back in,
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Granted, but now he's the sasquatch
I wish I was a Kobun
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Granted! Oh Trigger is behing you btw.....
I wish Ike smash had no delay and even more power.... [eyebrow]
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Granted but now you take half the recoil damage.
I wish if the Brawl matches didn't have the slightest hint of lag.
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Granted, but now, the WORLD LAGS WITH YOU!
I wish for Giro's revival.
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Granted, but now he's a douchebag.
I wish NOTHING would happen to me and Kallen, no toads, no Peter Griffin, NO [tornado fang]ing TELETUBBIES. and that we could be in peace forever. (Oh man this is gonna suck. :o)
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Granted, but did I mention the Sun just went supernova???
I wish I had a magic cape/
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Granted but you got hit by a car and lost the feather.
I wish if the Hammer Suit was in more Mario games.
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Granted, but every time you stop moving you here, "Stop...Hammertime!"
I wish for sleep.
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Granted, but did I mention the Sun just went supernova???
I wish I had a magic cape/
But Im in a different universe than you! HAHAHAH! >BD
Granted, but everybody else is awake now.
I wish this moment with Kallen Never ends.
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Granted, but she got bored. :P
I wish for more money.
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granted, but now you're being arrested for Grand Theft Auto and Drug Dealing
I wish for a good Sonic game to come out soon 8D
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Granted, but the rest become piles of horse poo.
I wish I was the evil monkey in the closet.
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Granted, but chris is IN NO MOOD!
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Granted, but now the fish wishes it didn't kill you.
I wish I wished.
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Granted. Now your life is filled with meaningless regret, gnawing at your very soul like a rabid dog, filling you with tortured despair! *ahem* Moving on.
I wish for a million wishes.
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Granted, but your head implodes after a million wishes was granted at once.
I wish that Vixy had MSN. 8D
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@Trask Granted but the universe implodeds.
@Gaia Granted but your internet crashes (I thought she already had MSN.)
I wish there was other Megaman animes besides EXE and RnR.
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Granted. But she still won't tell you what it is.
I wish I hadn't eaten that burrito.
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Granted, but you are in it's digestive tract in your nightmares.
I wish Protoman Blues posted in this topic.
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Granted, but then he locks the thread!
I wish for my own game development studio, and eventually acquire the Sonic license!
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Granted. But she still won't tell you what it is.
Wait what?
@Gaia Granted but a n00b grantes his wish.
@Tails Granted but you have a sucky assitstant who makes sucky games.
I wish my dad wasn't bipolar.
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Granted, but then he grounds you for a year.
I wish I owned all of the fighting games in the world.
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Granted, but now he's bisexual.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Granted, but it's a cookie made with extra fiber. You ask what the fiber is for, then run off to the bathroom. Now you know.
I wish my stomach would feel better already.
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Granted, but now he's bisexual.
I wish I had a cookie.
Okay now I see the confusion you don't look at what the other person posts if they post faster than you.
@Seiei Granted but it explodes
@Tea Granted but you work for less pay.
I wish I could run faster.
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Actually I do, but this PoS connection lags like there's no tommorow.
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Granted, you run faster by 0.0000000000003 mph!
I want it to be Christmas, already!
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Granted, but you get a lump of coal from Santa.
I wish I had something to eat.
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@Tea Granted but you work for less pay.
lol wut?
Granted, but you explode after eating.
I wish for a weird occurance involving a mysterious beauty.
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Granted but somthing bad happens to it. HAH, PROBLEME SOLVED!
I wish ATHF was on
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Granted, but it's followed by a 2-hour long marathon of the same episode of Inuyasha.
I wish I had some sane friends in real life.
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Granted, but now their moving to a far away country.
I wish I could draw even better.
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Granted, but your hands fall off
I wish I didn't make a wish
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Granted. The well you wish you didn't make a wish from spits your quarter back in your face!
I wish I had a Green Lantern ring!
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Granted but it has it's own will and controls you.
I wish if my friend could stay over again.
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Granted. Your friend totally freeloads off of you.
I wish I was eating Junior's Cheesecake right now.
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Granted, but Ninja Lou stole it at the last second.
I wish if I had a better laptop.
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Granted but it explodes in your face.
I wish I could get a snuggly hug!
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You got it! But it's from Dr. Light 8D
I wish to sleep better tonight...
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@ Wanda: Granted, but the person has bad BO.
@ Cephi: Granted via mallet to the head. XD
I wish if i could fall asleep now.
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Done! Though Solid Snake puts you in a sleeper hold.
I wish had an hour glass.
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Granted, but you're inside of it. (Aladdin references... XD)
I wish if it were warmer.
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So it shall be! but everything catches fire.
I wish I could talk to animals!
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You got it! But most conversations tend to be really boring or annoying.
I wish for a cookie right now o.o
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Granted. It's a nasty oatmeal raisin cookie with a cockroach living in it.
I wish for a better way to download audio episodes...
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Granted, but all of them are recordings of nails on a chalkboard... X_X
I wish my laptop has more memory...
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Granted, but all of its other specs are downgraded.
I wish it wasn't so cold here x_x
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Granted, but now it's a heatwave.
I wish that there is snow here.
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Granted, but it'll snow so much that it'll be past the roof and you wouldn't be able to leave your house.
I wish I wasn't bored.
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Granted, but you are hit by the back of a tanker-truck.
I wish I had never read that news article about a monkey winning the olyimpics. (getting harder)
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Granted, but the rest become piles of horse poo.
Aren't they already? 8D
Granted, but now you will never know who won the Olympics.
I wish I wish I was a fish!
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Granted, but then someone pours toxic waste into the water.
I wish I had a PS3.
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Granted, but no stores in the area or online carry Little Big Planet, DMC4, or MGS4 anymore
I wish for a Falcon PAUNCH smily on RPM
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Granted, but the Board crashes again, good work.
I wish my reality was more like my dreams.
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Granted. In your dreams world, you're constantly being chased and for some reason your legs weigh a ton and you can't run anymore.
I wish that everyone here likes my RPM Musical.
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Granted, but then a hacker comes and deletes the thread.
I wish my ego was as big as PB's.
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Granted, but PB sues you for copyright Infringement.
I really wish my legs wouldn't feel so heavy in my dreams.
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Granted. Now you dream that you constantly are falling.
I wish I was on vacation again.
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Granted. Now you dream that you constantly are falling.
I wish I was on vacation again.
I never fall in my dreams, unless its in love. 8D
Granted, but now you're stranded.
I wish the phone would stop ringing.
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Granted you're now deaf.
I wish headache never happens.
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Granted. Backaches become your biggest problem.
I wish I could draw better.
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Granted, you can draw a stick figure.
I wish my School wasn't so boring.
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Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.
I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.
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Granted, but then you will have to re-enact HSM, a shitty disney musical.
I wish for a Turnip that's the size of a small island, already roasted and ready to eat, that tastes very delicous and has no lingering stench.
Granted, but you are now 10000 Pounds overweight and have to be Kept on a small island covered with Turnip-Eating Moles.
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Granted, but airport security steals it from you.
I wish roots 2000 was real.
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Granted, but its too expensive for you.
I wish the cherry Limeade had more Lime.
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Granted, but you find out there's not enough cherry.
I wish I had the Lord of the Rings Trilogy box-set.
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Granted, but all the discs have nice big fat scratches on 'em.
I wish up became down.
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Granted, but then down became up.
I wish I was in the original Gunstar Heroes as a playable character or something... -_-
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Granted, but you got GO'd from falling down a pit.
I want pancakes, sooo large that they taste sooo good, that you can't imagne it's sitting on a giiiiaaaannnttt dinnerplate in the middle of a smaaall neighborhood, made juuuust for me.
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@ Nexus: Granted, but everybody thinks you're just a copy.
@ Gaia: Granted, but you can't even eat 3 bites without being full.
I wish the Cherry Limeade would be equal in both Lime and Cherry.
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granted, but sadly the limes and cherries are rotten upon making said drink
I wish Slippy was useful
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Granted, but now the series is called Galactic Toad.
I wish for another StarTropics game.
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Granted, but it's released only on the 3DO in Japan
I wish for a narrator to tell the story of someone's life (other than me)
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Granted, but Michael Jackson is the narrator.
I wish for the ability to teleport.
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Granted, but you can only teleport in front of a train.
I wish for...NOTHING!
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Granted. Everything you know disappears. You are left in a world with nothing exists.
I wish for a lollipop.
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Granted. It's a lollipop that was stuck under a desk for the past three years and all covered in hair.
I wish for a clean and heated garage to build my Dalek in.
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Granted, but the Doctor does not arrive till after you are killed by it. He of course stops it and saves the day.
I wish I was The Doctor (Doctor Who).
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The Doctor you now are! An army of Daleks appears and tries to kill you, though.
I wish I had cat ears.
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Granted, but they're super-sensitive and even the slightest noise causes you pain.
I wish I wasn't so lonely....
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Well, you're in luck, because there's a big crowd of people right outside your house that want to meet you. Except they're carrying torches and pitchforks and are shouting your name loudly in angered tones.
I wish I was a master gunslinger.
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Granted, but the only guns available to you are water-pistols.
I wish my fortress wasn't so run-down.
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Granted, but it collapses on you upon entry.
I wish.. for a.. a... a..... a....... a........ a......... a....... (Wishes for a Baboon)
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Granted, but it's feral and gives you both rabies and ebola.
I wish I didn't have this ridiculous clockwork handle sticking out of my head.
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And you get Clockman
I wish for some Orange Fanta
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Alaka-dont! You get a bunch of old ladies dancing in hoola skirts! ^^
I wish I was a boy!
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Granted. You now a bishie who gets mistaken for a girl and put in too much yaoi.
I wish I had some $2 Tacos right now.
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Granted.. but.. they.. have that terrible stench.. :|
I want a turkey, a deep-fried, baked and stuffed turkey! (Yeah, let's make that happen)
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DANDAN! Anf you get Ronald Mcdonalds. Do you want fries with that?
I wish for a real gundam
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Granted, but you get caught in the middle of the war..
I wish for a significally large computer room.
-
Granted, but no computer works.
I wish for my 5-year old anime-in-thought series to be real. And trust me, no kiddie crap, no stupidness, just drama and super-human bloodbaths. :D
-
Granted, but it is canceled after one episode and you are then chased but an angry mob of people who watched it.
I wish they would rerelease the Robotech comic.
-
They do. Max dies.
I wish I was the Hamburglar
-
Granted, but then Ronald McDonald comes and rapes you.
I wish I had coffee.
-
Granted, but it's such a powerful brew that you explode from hyperactivity.
I wish I was the magical talking fish.
-
Granted. You spend your remaining days getting your head bashed into other people, as well as cutting down the largest tree in the forest.
I was I was a Knight Who Said NIH!
-
Granted, but you can't decide what your favorite colour is and are thrown off a bridge.
I wish I had a killer rabbit
-
Granted, but the rabbit kills you.
I wish I could fly.
-
Granted. You can never land.
I wish I did a Movie Podcast!
-
Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes
I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.
-
Granted, but it becomes too popular for its host site and it crashes
I wish Nintendo stopped hating on Ghost pokemon.
Granted, but now Nintendo starts hating on the next best type: Normal types.
I wish for a Tuna Salad.
-
Granted, but the tuna comes back to life and slaps your face.
I wish I had the ability of ZA WARUDO! 8D
-
Granted, but now, you are WEEGEE! D:
I wish that the holidays would come sooner...
-
Granted, but they are moved to October and they are over today.
I wish for a wish that wishes that someone wishes to wish a wish.
-
Granted, but the world broke.
I wish... for nothing.
-
Granted, your base turns to nothing.
I wish that I could achieve a speed faster than the speed of light and to be able to go through objects so I don't crash every .0001 seconds.
-
Granted, but you divided by zero.
I wish that I have another cup of coffee.
-
Granted. It's decaf, room temperature, and three days old.
I wish my internet connection wouldn't go down when the weather changes.
-
Granted, now it will go down every other time.
I wish my school's wireless internet connection didn't suck so much.
-
granted. it doesnt suck but at the cost of running windows 98.
I wish I had my own computer or laptop to replace the one that died... ;_;
-
Granted, but it includes a replacement for you.
I wish Pluto was a planet again.
-
Granted. it is a rogue planet and is on a collision course for Earth.
I wish I could clear the vines off the telephone line without electrocuting myself.
-
Granted. You just slip and hang yourself via the Vines.
I wish I didn't have to go to school wearing a suit tomorrow.
-
Granted, instead you have to go in your underwear or you'll be expelled.
I wish I didn't have to make a speech.
-
Granted, but now you have to write an essay.
I wish I wish I killed a fish.
-
Granted, but its family somehow drowns you.
I wish I wished for a wish.
Granted, but now you have to write an essay.
I already have to XD
-
Granted. That wish only backfires, as you made it from a corrupt Monkey Paw
I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.
-
Granted, but your sexcellence must decrease instead, are you willing to do it?
I wish my school was closed tomorrow.
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I wish the Perry Bible Fellowship hadn't stopped.
Granted. It's now drawn by someone without any talent or a sense of humour and sucks.
I wish my school was closed tomorrow.
Granted. But the sweatshops are open and legal and require you.
I wish I had chocolate.
-
Granted. It's all gone bad though.
I wish my other consoles glowed blue.
-
Granted. The blue glow is from the circuits overheating and frying.
I wish I had a Wii.
-
Granted, but it gets lost in a sea of Holiday shipments and is never seen again.
I wish I had more free time.
-
Granted. You get your free time by falling terribly ill.
I wish I had longer hair.
-
Granted. You grow longer hair other than on your head.
I wish I had more money.
-
Granted, but it's counterfeit. Don't drop the soap!
I wish I could never drop the soap ever.
-
Granted. They still take you from behind anyway.
I wish I didn't have to walk all the way downstairs for Mango Lemonade.
-
Granted. The stairs become a ramp, and no matter how hard you try, you can never walk back up.
I wish I had a sandvich. Not a sandwich, a sandvich.
-
Alaka-dumbed! You are by german soldiers for your sandvich.
I had the triforce!
-
Granted. You get the Triforce of Clumsiness.
I wish I wasn't so polite and nice so I could post my newest addition to the RPM Musical!
-
Granted, now go post it already!
I wish I didn't feel so tired.
-
Alaka-Noway! Your blood is now coffee!
I wish I could find that secret in MM9!
-
Granted. You find it after so many trials and it's not even worth it.
I wish my cats would stop trying to ride each other.
-
Alaka-Nuh-uh! They give you "the look of involvement" and force you to join them.
I wish I had Quicky's cats!
-
Granted. They hate you and maul you do death.
I wish the Crimson DS lite wasn't discontinued.
-
Granted. They now burn after exposure to air.
I wish they did an entire episode of Venture Bros. devoted to Shore Leave and OSI.
-
Granted, but it's only aired once, you miss it, your ways of recording it are broken and for some reason no one else in the world recorded it.
I wish for pizza.
-
Granted. It's Little Caesars.
I wish I had a real Sword of Omens.
-
Granted. Mum-Ra came with it, too.
I wish I didn't need Gametap to play American McGee's Grimm
-
Granted, but now you have to pay $100 for it.
I wish for a Netnavi.
Granted. It's Little Caesars.
Ooh, thanks :)
-
Granted, but it's infected with the Zero Virus.
I wish for a good movie.
-
Granted. It is the most awesome movie ever, with the best storyline, superb acting, twists and turns all around. The special effects are spectacular, the music is moving, and the ending leaves audiences stunned. But it's only shown for a very limited time in select theatres. And your theatre isn't one of 'em.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...
-
Granted. As a man starts to eat you, you realize what a horrible lie that song really is!
I wish I could direct an orchestra.
-
Granted, at your 1st show you are attacked by badgers.
I wish I had a Good NYC slice pizza. Just cheese, sauce, and bread
-
Granted, but you MUST share with me if you want it.
I wish for stuff.
-
Granted. Stuff comes with West Nile Virus.
I wish I could cure all disease.
-
Granted, but you're the disease AND you're the cure.
I wish I was better at Math.
-
Granted, but every time you pick him you are attacked by badgers.
I wish I had some highly trained attack badgers... and a tiger (also highly trained).♠
-
Granted. An untrained Raptor comes and kills them, and you.
I wish I didn't see Repo.
-
Granted, but it is somehow burnt into your mind anyways.
I wish I had more time to play games.
-
Granted. Your life is wasted from playing games.
I wish "select theatres" would also mean theatres in my area...
-
Granted. They only show crap like Repo.
I wish I could have those 93 minutes of my life back.
-
Granted. Those 93 minutes are promptly wasted on something else that sucks.
I wish there was a decent public transit system around here.
-
Granted. You soon learn to hate the public that rides it.
I wish Quickie was riding me right now! 8D
-
Granted, you turn into a horse and she starts riding you towards the sunset...
I wish for whatever the next poster wants to.
-
Granted. Enjoy your week's vacation in accounting hell!
I wish for a better wish to corrupt.
-
Granted, but you are attacked by badgers.
I wish I had a device to control time and space, also a lightsaber, a VF-25, a magic Katana, and a can of cherry coke.
-
Granted. That knowledge rips a hole in the space-time continuum, destroying everything in one fell swoop, including the lightsabre, VF-25, and magic katana. The cherry coke was flat and room-temperature.
I wish I had the entire Dalek Empire series right now, rather than download it in chunks.
-
Granted, but it was put together by a badger that just attacked PB.... so it doesn't make sense.
I wish this I could come up with something better then badgers.
-
Granted. You come up with the greatest idea known to man and are promptly attacked by wombats.
I wish my underwear wasn't chafing.
-
Granted. It's now off of you and burning in a fire, along with the rest of your underwear.
I wish I could burn Quickie's undies.
-
Granted, which then burns down your house.... oh and then you are attacked by badgers.
I wish I had some food in this house.
-
Granted. You won't get any. Ever.
I wish Ninja Lou could find a Soda Float.
-
Granted. He doesn't tell you where it is.
I wish I had chocolate-covered Honey Nut Cheerios.
-
Granted, but the prize in a box was a angry badger.
I wish for a good slice of pie
-
Granted. It was eaten by a badger. Since you love those badgers so much. =P
I wish I would wake up earlier in the day.
-
Granted, but now, you don't sleep at all.
I wish for more time.
-
Granted, but now you only have ten more new years to live.
I wish if I was a better character designer.
-
Granted, but you can only create bootlegs of existing characters.
I wish I was a better coder.
-
Vacations!
-
@Wily:
Granted, but you now have a binding contract to work for Microsoft for the rest of your life for minimum wage.
I wish everytime I reached into my pocket, if there was not any money already there, a $100 bill would magically appear there everytime.
-
Granted, but you are arrested shortly afterward for counterfeiting.
I wish if i could get some of these ideas out of my head and work on them some.
-
Granted, but now you can't screw your head back in.
I wish for a Wii.
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@Akira: You got it! But as soon as you land you get arrested for supposidly painting all over the town with some crazy "goopie" substance.
@Dr.WII: You got it! But it's one of the first off the line, and will eventually break ; ;
I really wish I didn't worry so much o.o
-
Granted, but now, you always see Ceiling Cat.
I wish I will stop wishing for so many wishes.
-
Granted, but in the process, you can't screw up others wishes.
I wish for psychic powers.
-
... CURSES! *rewinds*
Granted, but now you see 5 minutes... into the past.
I wish to rewind time.
-
You are granted with that ability, but in doing so, you accidentally warp time back to Ye Olde Salem. Because of your ability to rewind time, they mistake you for a witch and burn you.
I wish people would join my RP forum. ;_;
-
Granted.
I wish I had at least one person who understands my dreams...
-
Granted but it is a badger, also after you explain the dreams to it it attacks you.
I wish we can get a brawl team battle going today.
-
granted, they only use fox on final destination with no items though.
i wish for a twinkie
-
Granted. However, it's an explosive twinkie, and blows apart your stomach lining.
I wish I was able to see Avenue Q on stage.
-
Granted, but they somehow start to fight on stage, killing eachother in the process.
I wish for something edible, like a Lion.
-
Granted, but you have to fight your food to the death in an arena where you unfortunately lose.
I wish I could have another good day like today.
-
Granted, but its instead a horrible day where everything goes wrong.
I wish it was 2017.
-
Granted. You are flung into the year 2017; of course, in doing so, you miss many great events, including the eventual release of Mega Man Legends 3 and 4 in 2013 and 2015.
I wish I had eight arms.
-
Granted, you are now thrown into a prision for being a possible threat to society.
I WISH I WAS AHEAD OF PB IN POST COUNT AGAIN!
-
Granted, but PB has gotten moar activez. 8)
I wish I was a Werehog.
-
Granted, but you are infested with fleas...thousands of them!
I wish for a calm, serene mind.
-
Granted. However, your [ray splasher] is wild and out of control.
I wish I could play Jelly offline in Brawl.
-
Granted, but after the first match you mom shows up and unleashes rabid batdgers upon u both.
I smash was lag free,
-
Granted. Online mode is removed.
I wish Lou could spell Badgers correctly.
-
Granted, but he butchers the rest of the English language.
I wish if 2009 would come a bit faster.
-
Granted. No Thanksgiving and X-Mas for you!
I wish I had a custom Blues Shield I could hang on the wall
-
Granted but it tears down your great wall of stuff.
I wish for a superb Sonic Rush 3 with Naganuma doing tracks again.
-
@PB: Granted, but Vixy steals it! XD
@Jericho: Granted, but the plot sucks and it has horrid VA, plus annoying lag on WiFi.
I wish I was somewhere else.
-
Granted, now you're in shark infested waters.
I wish I won the lottery!
-
Granted, but there was a robbery, and you only get 5 pennies.
I wish I could take off every ZIG.
-
Granted, but all of the 'ZIG's each hit an asteroid.
I wish for some potato chips.
-
Granted, but they're stale beyond comparison.
I wish for pumpkin pie.
-
Granted, but now yout head is a pumpkin.
I wish that there's a cure for everything.
-
Granted. The cure is death.
I wish I could turn water into Mango Lemonade.
-
The schools with crappy tasting water at the drinking fountains who force kids to drink from them sue you.
I wish I had fan-girls!
-
Granted. They steal your identity and never leave you alone!
I wish everyone could have my awesome life.
-
You got it! PB's lifestyle now becomes the norm for living, however wars break out between everyone over who is actually the most sexellent.
I wish nobody could have my lifestyle x3
-
Granted, now you're the most mocked person on the face of the Earth for being so different.
I wish for a duck! :D
-
Granted, but the Duck Hunt dog is laughing at you... FOREVER.
I wish there were some better shows on TV.
-
Granted, but they all now suck. bVd
I wish for a Laptop.
-
Granted, but it explodes as soon as you turn it on, embedding pieces of plastic shrapnel into whatever working computer you have now.
I wish I knew some girls in my classes that share the same interests as me. >>;
-
Granted, but she turns out to be that annoying turd you hate so much. 8D
I wish for a skateboard.
-
Granted, but you can't ride it anyway.
I wish I can eat good BBQ right now.
-
Granted, one BBQ grill coming up, its a George Foreman.
I wish my computer wasn't shitty.
-
Granted, it's now poopy. 8D
I wish for some new ideas.
-
You got new ideas, sadly they're all pathetic ideas and you should be ashamed of yourself! D:
-
Granted. You get nothing! Good day, sir!
I wish for a better week next week.
-
Granted, now the subsequent weeks are going to be hell.
I wish for some oranges.
-
Granted, but you got buried under the mountain of oranges.
I wish for some apples.
-
Granted, but they are all crawling with worms.
I wish for some cake.
-
Granted ... something badgers.
.. wish ... something badgers. :P
-
Granted, the badgers are now Bidoofs.
I wish moar ppl wood liek mudkipz.
-
Granted but they grow old of leiking mudkipz and start leiking squirtlez. 8D+
I wish my Geass mod would be done sooner.
-
Granted, but it's full of bugs and glitches.
I wish for more anime.
-
Granted, but in order to keep up with production for you, most of them jump the shark halfway through.
I wish if I could intern with a game developer or studio.
-
Granted, but you only get to work on the paperwork.
I wish I could sprite.
-
Granted, but now you can't use a computer anymore.
I wish I could read Japanese and English.
-
Granted, but you lose the ability to learn other languages.
I wish I was a faster Poster.
-
Granted, but now, you can't get your sentences out right.
I wish for some ice-cream.
-
Granted, but it melts on your laptop.
I wish I had a cat that played Video Games.
-
Granted, but now that cat is beating you at every game.
I wish that there were no more exams.
-
Granted, you have the I.Q of a rock.
I wish my cat would stop biting me.
-
Granted, now your cat is clawing you.
I wish I had a cat.
-
Granted, you get my cat. 8D
I wish my cat wasn't so mean.
-
Granted, you get my cat. 8D
I wish my cat wasn't so mean.
Granted, but.. well, now she's UBER evil.
I wish I had a cat to help me on my studies.
-
Granted, but.. well, now she's UBER evil.
I wish I had a cat to help me on my studies.
Fix'd and...
Granted, but you get bitten in the hand when you try to write.
I wish winter didn't come yet.
-
Granted, but now there are 48 hours of Hanna Montana fanboys in school, therefore, can't escape. :W
I wish I was a Kobun. (Mr 32, pps)
-
Granted, you are now Kobun Number 41! :V
I wish Domo-Kun would devour the Gym.
-
Granted, but he devours you along with the Gym.
I wish I was friends with a Zebra, Giraffe, Hippo, Lemurs, Penguins, and Monkeys.
-
Granted, but the lion is jealous and devours you.
I wish my school was actually paying money for Education and not Special-Ed and Sports.
-
Granted, now you have to stay at school for 24-hours worth of history classes.
I wish I didn't oversleep.
-
Granted, but now you're unable to sleep. EVER.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
-
Granted, you are now a robot, the outdated model that is...
I wish that there was no need for studying.
-
Granted, but you never accomplish anything in life.
I wish I had this jacket (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cooljacketkf4.jpg).
-
Granted, but now, you are Shinji.
I wish I could have superpowers.
-
Granted,but it only last five seconds
i wish i had a plasma tv in my room....
-
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had more importance.
-
Granted, but only in death.
I wish I ruled the world.
-
Granted, you are now the ruler of the World, a MMORPG that many people play, and you kill yourself after some players destroy it.
I wish I was a master shapeshifter with complete mastery over my powers.
-
Granted, now you are a Bidoof.
I wish that games are more affordable.
-
Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*
Granted, but the economy completely crashes due to your wish, and shortly thereafter you are lynched by an angry mob.
I wish I was invincible!
-
Granted, but you are seemingly "killed" by Doomsday. (Obligitory Superman movie reference)
I wish I had a freezer full of Eggos.
-
I was looking for a Mother 3 reference, actually...
Granted, but they are man-eating Eggos, and when you take them out, they eat you.
I wish I could draw.
-
@Gaia: Granted, but they are all 5 years old.
@Mirby: Granted, but now yuo can't write.
I wish TV was acually interesting.
-
Nothing wrong with being a Bidoof. *evolves into Bibarrel (sp?)*
It's Bibarel. :P
Granted, but now, they are full of reality shows.
I wish that I had a wish.
-
Granted. Your wish however was horribly corrupted by RPM.
I wish I had more time.
-
Alaka-nope! You freeze time all around you....forever!
I wish I was a princess!
-
@Akamaru:Granted, you have 3 more seconds.
@Wanderer:Granted, you are now Princess Diana. :V
I wish Saturdays were every other day of the week.
-
@Wanderer: Granted, but you fall into a deep, never-ending sleep. :P
@RMZX: Granted, but history starts to repeat itself over and over again.
I wish I was at LA.
-
Granted, You are now in Lost Angels, A movie that doesn't exist. 8D
I wish the forum game section was more lively.
-
Granted, but *forum dies, making the end of this sentence lost forever*
I wish I could fly!
-
Granted, you can swim all you want!
I wish I had Geass (Again).
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@Mirby: Granted, But you fall right after takeoff, you land in Africa an hour later.
@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.
I wish I was in Station Square.
-
Wish granted, but the train runs you over.
I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor.
-
@RMZX: Granted, but the show's cancelled all together.
Oh yea, that will make my Geass cease to exist. ::)
Granted, but you can't control any of them.
I wish The Cell phone wasn't invented.
-
Wish granted, and you promptly die of isolation.
Let's try this again...
I wish I had the powers of my character Taylor, with complete control over them as well.
-
Granted. you are now a drawing.
I wish I didnt have to write this stupid College essay. >_<
-
Granted. You have to do astrophysics in order to save the world instead.
I wish I was more vocal.
-
Granted, now your voice is too loud.
I wish I had more food.
-
Granted. A killer who kills regarding the Seven Deadly Sins kills you for Gluttony.
I wish I was killed in the same vein, but because of Vanity.
-
Granted. You were killed... :|
I wish I can fly an Arwing.
-
Granted. You are as useless to the team as Slippy.
I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate right now.
-
Granted, but they forgot the mini marshmellows.
I wish it would stop raining.
-
Granted. It starts to hail.
I wish it would snow tomorrow.
-
Granted, now you are snowed in, in school, with no heater.
I wish that Gundams were real. 8D
-
Granted. The drivers of the Gundams don't watch where they're going and stomp you and the surrounding area flat.
I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine and sugar.
-
Granted, but now you're addicted to alcohol
I wish I could play megaman 9....
-
Granted, but the game is beating you senseless.
I wish life would be easier.
-
Granted, but you have gotten fat enough to the point to where you are flammable, and after awhile, you explode once your belly burns.
I wish I had a cup of eggnog.
-
Granted, but I snatch it out of your hands and drink it on the spot. The world goes "ka-effing-boom".
I wish for a gilded hot dog.
-
Granted. It is inedible.
I wish for a comfy bed.
-
Granted, but you're insomniac now.
I wish I could travel all around the world.
-
Alaka-excuseme! You cant stop running. :V
I wish I had a gorde that made infinite mango lemonade. 8D
-
Granted. It becomes an addiction and you have to join ML Anonymous.
I wish I had a gorde that made infinite Mango Lemonade! 8D
-
Alaka-negative! You get attacked by the decrepit undead due to their craving for mango lemonade. :V
I wish this kobbun would stop objecting me...... [objection!] SHUT UP KOBBUN!!!! bVd
-
Kazaam! This Kobun :D uses it's Kobun Metamorphing Beam and gives you Kobun Hands.
I wish I had someone to sleep next to tonight in my comfy comfy bed.
-
Alaka-woah! You get Ninja Lou-igi! :V
I wish I couldnt snow ever again.
-
Granted. You rain and hail instead.
I wish it would snow here soon.
-
Alaka-woah! You get Ninja Lou-igi! :V
I wish I couldnt snow ever again.
Oh wow. I dislike you.
Granted. You rain and hail instead.
I wish it would snow here soon.
Granted, but your Dalek killed you the day before.
-
...You didn't make a wish, so I'll corrupt something at random.
Granted. It's made with that "special sauce" that sticks to the roof of your mouth and smells somewhat like fish. Enjoy!
I wish I had the carpentry skills, the money, the materials, and the electronics know-how to build one awesome Dalek.
-
Wish granted, but the Dalek became alive and it destroys your house.
I wish I lose 4 kg.
-
Granted, but now you are very, very skinny.
I wish I had more larger ego.
-
Presto. Your ego comes off as obnoxious and no one likes you.
I wish there were 2 Chocolate Shows every year.
-
Granted, but now you are lactose intolerant.
I wish if programming were easier.
-
Granted. When the program is compiled, though, it still doesn't work. That damn compiler will compile cheese if it could.
I wish I had easy download access to Dalek Empire IV.
-
Granted, but the monitor breaks down.
I wish I had some syrup.
-
Granted, you are now a maple tree
I wish I had my own real, working Rider Belt that turns me into one of the cool Kamen Riders, have all said rider's forms and abilities and no draw backs like I shorten my lifespan or will horribly mutate every time I use it.
-
Granted, but you then realize that it's boring for some reason.
I wish I had concentration.
-
Granted. You now have a fun card game for children of all ages, but you can't seem to focus on it.
I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
-
Granted, your dead.
I wish for the ability to use Will spells from Fable 2
-
-post-
Grant'd, your mom asks you to do some chores for her.
-post-
'kay, but it only affects animals.
I wish that I could eat lotsa spaghetti and meat sauce right now~
-
Granted. The meat sauce is made from possums.
I wish I had slept in today.
-
Granted, you pull a Rip Van Winkle
I wish I had a car
-
Granted, now the cops are on your ass for grand theft auto. bVd
I wish I could fly DBZ-style.
-
Granted, you also have to fight Cell and you don't have any other abilities.
I wish I had my own transformation ray gun.
-
Granted, but you transform yourself into a mouse and get eaten by and slowly digested by a snake.
I wish I had a faster Internet connection.
-
Granted. You now move at slower speeds for eternity.
I wish I had the power of Earth!
-
Granted, but now Captain Planet can never be summoned again.
I wish if I weren't sick right now.
-
@PB:Granted, but lightning hits you and it somehow gets replaced with the power of heart and Aquaman's.
@Jericho: Granted, but you'll feel sick 5 seconds later.
I wish I could lose weight in an easier way.
-
@PB Granted but you only can move pebbles the size of ants.
@Jericho granted but you get a migrane.
@Taiyo Granted but you stop eating.
I wish parties have more veriaty of stuff to do that isn't gossip or inapproprate things like drinking and sexual things.
-
That's not easier XD
Granted, but you don't like any of the new stuff either.
I wish I had a larger bed.
-
Granted. It's a bed of spikes.
I wish I had my own house.
-
Granted, it's next door to Michael Jackson...
I wish they'd remake Jet Force Gemini
-
Granted, but it's worse than Perfect Dark Zero.
I wish for Kenshiro's manliness.
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Granted. You only got manliness on the worst places...
I wish to lose 5 pounds.
-
Granted, but you gain another 10 pounds after a light snack.
I wish I could eat at first class restaurant once in a while.
-
Granted, but you found a band-aid in your food.
I wish I could use a sword.
-
Granted, but you accidentaly cut your hands off.
I wish I could dual-weild swords with nothing bad happening to me.
-
Granted, but bad things happened to the people you love.
I wish for world peace! (lol cliche)
-
Granted, but then the Earth gets taken over by Aliens wielding the ever dangerous Board with a Nail in it.
I wish for a nice, cool glass of mango lemonade.
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Granted, but PB drinks it before you get a chance to open it.
I wish I could speak Old English.
-
Granted, but you became old.
I Wish I can wield swords without hurting myself and others! (Ha!)
-
Granted. You have the power to wield two foam swords.
I wish my mind wasn't blank now for this game.
-
Kazaam. It's now blank for everything overall!
I wish I had a silk kimono.
-
Woosh! It has a few tears on it and a wind will keep blowing it up and leave you naked.
I wish I could dance with someone right now in a elegant white dress~
-
Granted. You're dancing with the devil in a pale moon light.
I wish that I could use Roses like weapons like Tuxedo Mask.
-
Granted, but you always hurt yourself with them somehow in the process.
I wish I didn't feel so tired and stressed.
-
Granted, now you're drooling on the floor from all the "relief."
I wish I could make a good game.
-
Granted. No one ever notices it.
I wish I could summon $200,000,000 in cash right now.
-
Granted, but your pants fall when your belts breaks, unable to support the money's weight.
I wish I was able to go through time.
-
Granted, but you cause a time paradox that causes that you were never born. Oh, and you somehow cause Earth to explode too.
I wish I could freeze time.
-
Granted. You froze time and gave it a cold.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
-
You got it, but you doctor advices you to never use it since it gives cancer.
I wish something terrible and corrupted to happen.
-
Granted. It only happens to you.
I wish for a Turkey Dinner with Pillsbury Crescents and Cranberry Sauce.
-
Wish granted, but everything is burned.
I wish if more people could have a Thanksgiving game-a-thon with me now.
-
Granted, but they are all majorly suck at gaming.
I wish I have a patience to draw nice linearts.
-
Granted but you see everything as line arts.
I wish people could draw me in different outfits...not in thongs, bikinis or nude.
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You got it! But CephiYumi draws it and does a terrible job >3<
I wish it would snow more this year~
-
Granted, but then it snows so much that you get trapped in your own house.
I wish I had more Wii games.
-
Granted, but your wii suddenly explode.
I wish the person below me didn't corrupt my wish.
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You got it!
.
.
.
*topic explodes*
I wish the topic hadn't exploded u.u;
-
Granted, but the entire site suddenly explodes.
I wish I drew better using a mouse.
-
Granted but you draw worse with pencils now.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
-
@Superdee:Granted, but you get worse at drawing with anything else, then your mouse explodes and it becomes a new law that no one must sell a mouse to you.
@Sakura: Granted, but you get even more lazy.
I wish I could simply get an A+/100% on my exams T_T
-
Granted, but everyone thought you was cheating.
I wish I can win a jackpot.
-
Granted, but you must give it to me to make up for making my already worst semester in my life even worse.
I wish for something.
-
Granted. You got a phone bill.
I wish I had chi[s with spicy salsa.
-
Granted but you burn your toung.
I wish for better Megaman Fan fictions that have good grammer and are not Battle Network, StarForce, or Legends. (It's not that I don't like Legends it's just too confusing to me plus there are so few good ones in the first place.)
-
Granted. Buttsecks.
I wish I didn't have this miserable cold.
-
Granted. You have dysentery.
I wish I could fall asleep.
-
Granted, but you got your worst mightmare.
I wish I can have curtains to my windows...
-
Granted. They're hideous and clash with the rest of the decor.
I wish I was permitted to paint murals on the walls.
-
Granted, but you got hooligans all over you.
I wish I was a successful business man.
-
You got it! You're selling pogs.
I wish teleportation to other countries was possible and in the wink of an eye~
-
Granted, but you never arrived in that desired country you want to visit.
I wish I could go to NY.
-
Granted, but gangstas an thugs surround you in Downtown NYC.
I wish I was somewhere else.
-
Granted, you are now in Hell.
I wish for a better internet connection.
-
you go it! But... you lose electricity O^O
I wish I had more time to do things.
-
Granted, but you don't have things to do.
I wish I could break an axe by biting it.
-
Granted, but you lost all of your teeth from biting it.
I wish for some art skills.
-
Granted, but you have nothing to use them for.
I wish I had some potato chips.
-
Granted, Stale Salt and Vinegar it is!
I wish this headache would go away..
-
Granted, but in it's place you have a stomachache.
I wish that I had some better music to listen to.
-
Granted, but you have to pay a lot for it.
I wish I can get paid a lot.
-
Granted, but you have nothing to spend it on.
I wish I had some warm clothes.
-
Your clothes burst into flames.
I wish I had something to wish for.
-
Granted, but it'll never come true.
I wish my voice sounded better.
-
Granted, now it's all squeaky like a mouse.
I wished I wasn't so lazy.
-
Granted, but now you've became workaholic. 8D
I wish I can granted a wish without corrupting it.
-
Granted, now you must go back to your very tight genie lamp.
I wish for a white christmas. 8D
-
Granted, but there are no other colors.
I wish that I had my own theme song.
-
You hear that theme song even when you sleep.
I wish I can arrange a nice music.
-
Granted, but even though you think it's nice, everyone else thinks it's crap.
I wish I had stuff to do more often.
-
Granted, but it has nothing to do with your social life.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
-
Granted, now you are dead.
I wish for some food right now.
-
Granted, you can't eat it.
I wish I had something better to watch.
-
Granted. It ends up being My Little Ponies.
I wish I could draw faster. D:<
-
Granted, but all your drawings turn out crap.
I wish I hadn't eaten too much.
-
granted,but you suddenly lose your desire to eat at all and died from starvation
i wish my internet speed would be more faster...
-
Granted, but the Internet dies.
I wish i didn't have this song stuck in my head.
-
Granted, now you have a hole in your head.
I wish that I had a cookie.
-
Granted, but I stole it and ate it.
I wish Martha wasn't on TV.
-
Granted,he is now standing infront of you
i wish i had a tablet...
-
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish something good was on the television.
-
Granted. It's on a channel you can't watch.
I hope we get 12" of snow!
-
Granted, but it begins to pile even higher until you're buried up to the neck in snow.
I wish I had access to more anime.
-
granted,but you got arrested for having an anime with an "obscene" part
i wish i could draw better
-
Granted, but you can only draw furry porn.
I wish I had psychic powers.
-
granted but you can't control them and accidentally send a re bar through someone.
I wish all the damn macs in the world disappeared. (no I don't hate them, I just want a good excuse to replace mine with a PC)
-
Granted. The Macs are gone. Now the Mac users are out for your blood. Do not ask for whom the PC monitor flies. It flies for thee.
I wish I knew how to knit.
-
Granted. You learn how to knit. You find that you love knitting. You knit more and more, continuing to knit until your living space is full of afghans and sweaters. It's not enough. You need more. More yarn. More stuff to knit. A flock of sheep turns up dead, sheared, and with satanic markings carved into their flesh. The authorities find out too late that you've begun knitting Death's Sweater, the one article of clothing that the grim reaper can wear to manifest in the physical plane, ushering in the age of all death. You die, painlessly, your breath being plucked away from you by death the moment you complete the sweater. Your restless spirit remains as the world ends, desperate for more yarn, and physical form. Learning to knit has filled you with a desire that for eternity shall never go fulfilled. Yours is a pathetic existence. Perhaps if you took up embroidery this wouldn't have happened.
I wish I were more motivated to get things done in a timely manner. ^_^
-
Granted, but if your schedule is interrupted, you explode.
I wish that all diseases have proper fool-proof cures.
-
Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.
I wish I had a new game to play.
-
Granted but the only disease you can't cure is ignorance.
I wish I had a new game to play.
Granted. It's either Sonic '06 or an old Barney Sega Genesis game.
I wish to pass my wish onto the next person.
-
Granted, but the wish doesn't get horribly corrupted. Wait.
I wish I could find my Counting Crows CD.
-
Granted, But it's split in half.
I wish I could find a good Mp3 to Midi Converter.
-
Granted. It converts all of your MP3s into midis of "It's a Small World"
All of them. Whether you want it to or not. They're very high quality midis though...
I wish there was another Command Mission game.
-
Granted, But its on the 2600.
I wish there wasn't such a thing as "Pay to use something you can use for free already"
-
Granted. Nothing is free anymore. Have you paid you air tax this month?
I wish we were a post-scarcity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_scarcity) civilization.
-
Granted. Murderous anarchy comes as a free bonus.
I wish I didn't hafta wait til April for a book to come out...
-
Granted. But when you get to April the person who wrote the book dies
therefore there can be no sequel.
I wish I had a tub fulla hot chocolate >w<
-
Granted, but its bitter instead of sweet.
I wish if I had somewhere to go right now.
-
Granted. Your destination is the Bermuda Triangle where you will have tea with Amelia Earhart.
I wish I had the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.
-
Granted but it has no batteries.
I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.
-
You BECOME a fish.
I wish I was a Robot Master.
-
Granted. But you're the Robot Master of kittens.
I wish I could have some snow.
-
Granted. Your home is buried. You can't get out. You die of starvation.
I wish for ... CUTMAN PRONZ
-
Granted. But all the good parts are censored.
I'm wishing for some hawt Forte action. <3
-
Granted, But you get A book of music where most of the notes are Forte. 8D
I wish Christmas was tomorrow.
-
Granted. You sleep threw it and all your presents are thrown away.
I wish for a massive orgy of sex on New Years Eve.
-
Granted. But you're not invited. :V
I wish for someone to come over and help me get out of BOREDOM.
-
Granted. They instead steer you into Depressionville!
I wish all drinks in the world tasted like Mango Lemonade!
-
Granted. However, not even the great PB can handle so much mango-flavoured goodness, and you soon develop...different tastes. Human blood, to be precise. You become a vampire and are cursed to drink the blood of the innocent for the rest of your mortal life. Bet you feel silly now.
I wish I had more art of me.
-
You get more art time, however you ended drawing some much in your art time, you stopped time, can't stop drawing and have calices the size of Mt Everest.
I wish for a job as a comic artist.
-
Granted, but your pay is one sandwich a week.
I wish I could open my Christmas gifts right now.
-
Granted. But you notice that they are the antithesis of what you wanted.
I wish I could be done with this damned Arbiter's Grounds on Twilight Princess.
-
Granted but your system burns out and dies.
I wish world hunger never ends.
-
@SuperKitsu - Granted, but you skip the awesome Spinner boss battle.
@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.
I wish for more info from Nintendo's secret treasure chest of awesome.
-
@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.
Damn didn't work. So much for reverse psychology.
You do, but you suffer a thousand stabs by Miyamoto with his Wii mote.
I wish I had a Mecha.
-
Granted. Your shiny new giant robot appears in the air about a foot above your head. Specifically, it's right foot is a foot above your head.
This robot does not have any form of anti-gravity. Moments later, you are killed by Isaac Newton.
I wish the speed of light were a suggestion rather than a rule.
-
Granted. But every time you suggest it, you fly forwards at the speed of light.
Oh I wish I had some entertainment.
-
Granted, but...IT'S ME!
*tap dances and yodels*
I wish I had some Cricket Jam.
-
Granted, but the crickets' brethren come for vengeance and cause you to go mad from hearing their deafening insect song.
I wish I had a good dessert right about now.
-
Granted. I had it, but i eated it XD
I wish that unicorns existed.
-
Granted, but they are devious little unicorns that take you to an imaginary, magical place called Candy Mountain that is all a part of a plot to steal one of your kidneys.Cookie for anyone who gets the reference...
I wish I could find what I'm looking for.
-
Granted, but they are just out of your reach.
I wish for more games.
-
Granted. You never have time to play them.
I wish my room was equipped with the ZER0 System.
-
Granted. It malfunctions and sends an EMP throughout the house, frying all your electronics.
I wish I was better at coming up with decent cohesive plotlines...
-
Granted, but Stephanie Meyer steals your ideas for her next "book."
I wish I had the will to write something worthwhile.
-
Granted, but after writing it, you die.
I wish I had a wish.
-
Granted. That wish gets horribly corrupted in a way you hope to never see again and will haunt you for the rest of your days.
I wish I had some yummy nummy Belgian chocolate.
-
Granted, you find some in the toilet. And while you're sure they aren't feces, there were feces present. I know, kind of a shitty situation.
I wish I didn't have to hit myself for that horrible, horrible pun.
-
Granted, now you have a hole through your chest.
I wish for some turkey dinner.
-
Granted, but it's uneatable.
I wish it was tomorrow already.
-
Granted. However, Venus is used as the frame of reference for "tomorrow" and as the Venusian day is over five-thousand eight-hundred twenty-two hours long, your mark is somewhat overshot.
I wish I could sentence people to being beaten with foam bats for a month. Legally, I mean...
-
Granted. The foam bats used are soft foam and don't have that detrimental of an effect. In fact, it's not even cathartic. If only you had voted for Proposition 42, which would have allowed citizens to flog stupid people with pillowcases full of cue balls...
I wish I had decent materials to build my Dalek with, rather than the cheap stuff I can find around the house. Seriously, my Dalek would be soundly exterminated as its casing is just cheap.
-
Granted, but the only place you can get it from is a mine deep in the tunnels below Norway. You and a band of intrepid Norwegian miners go down in search of it. Only one returns, and he is rendered totally insane by the experience below. His random gibberings become popular with the locals, and he soon gains his own talk show, book series and a movie based on him. You, on the other hand, are never to be found again and get nothing. And because you never returned with the materials after all, your Dalek falls apart.
I wish I could wear my top hat all the time.
-
Granted, but it's a cursed top hat that can never be removed. If you were to remove it for any reason whatsoever, you would be decapitated by a razor sharp windshield wiper blade.
I wish the wind would stop blowing so that blasted wreath that hangs outside my window wouldn't scrape against the glass!
-
Granted. Instead, it hangs just in front of you and scrapes against your face ad nauseum.
I wish I had a girlfriend to do stuff for me.
-
Granted, but you wound up with a stubborn GF.
I wish I had SOMETHING to do...
-
Granted. You can fetch me a sandwich.
I wish I had a sandwich.
-
Granted, but I shoved my [ray splasher] in the sandwich while you weren't looking.
I wish for a Coke.
-
Granted, but I spat in it.
I wish cigarettes were outlawed.
-
Granted, but all of the US goes into a Fatal Fury.
I wish I had a Tuna Salad.
-
Granted, but the tuna is polluted from numerous toxic substances.
I wish I wasn't bored and could do something besides just posting in this thread.
-
Granted, but you become hyperactive, and your head explodes into sugar when you get flashed. 8D
I wish I was 12 years old again.
-
Granted, but now you age 12 years every year.
I wish I was a Street Fighter that can use the Art of Fighting with a Fatal Fury to become The King of Fighter 8D
Granted, but you become hyperactive, and your head explodes into sugar when you get flashed. 8D
Is it a good thing I caught the BnG reference? XD
-
Granted, but YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!
I wish that time travel is possible right now.
Is it a good thing I caught the BnG reference? XD
That was the point. XD
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@Taiyo: Granted, but you get in a Samurai Showdown with a Darkstalker with a Bushido Blade and that ends up being your Final Fight.
@Dr Wily II: Granted, but you end up creating a Time Paradox by accidentally killing Revolver Ocelot.
I wish for more creativity.
-
Granted, but that only attracts creativity sucking aliens to you.
I wish my doctor was Dr. McNinja (good comic XD)
@Taiyo: Granted, but you get in a Samurai Showdown with a Darkstalker with a Bushido Blade and that ends up being your Final Fight.
I love this response XD
-
Granted but you get mistaken for Naruto for some reason.
I wish people listened to me more.
-
Granted, but everyone over analyzes everything you say.
I wish I had didn't have to deal with trifling stuff.
-
Granted. You hafta deal with agonizingly traumatic stuff.
I wish I hadn't drank all that caffeine in the evening hours...
-
Granted. Turns out it wasn't caffiene you drank after all; it was just harmless metholated spirits. Uh, you're in trouble...
I wish I could see what I would be like as a girl.
-
Granted. You look like Carol Channing.
I wish for a battle axe with which to combat the forces of evil.
-
Granted, it's made of plastic.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
-
Granted, the pain is instead transferred to your cock.
I wish Hughes didn't have to die in Full Metal Alchemist. ;_;
-
Granted, but he dies in the horribly crap sequel made just for that purpose.
I wish I had better things to eat and drink.
-
Granted, You get to eat Dog [parasitic bomb] and Drink Cat [acid burst]!
I wish Best Buy Wasn't out of Geass Box Sets.
-
Granted, but they jacked the price up to $299.99. Why? Because they're Best Buy!
I wish I actually did something productive today.
-
Granted, but you productive activity gives birth to a horrible series of movies and an even worse spinoff TV series and a surprisingly good video game.
I wish I could think of random crap to write about.
-
Granted, but once you think of it you instantly forget.
I wish I had more brilliant ideas (not that mine aren't already.)
-
Granted, but you could never pen them down properly.
I wish for easier planning with regards to choosing courses of study.
-
Granted. The planning is easier, but the courses are 30X harder and more time consuming.
I wish that I had a Star Trek Communicator as a phone.
-
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had Dissidia -Final Fantasy-
-
Granted but it's in a language you can't understand.
I wish I had a real life Z saber that I can use to slash things.
-
Granted, but batteries are not included.
I wish I could avoid the sharp corner on the staircase to my room for the sake of my toes.
-
Granted, you fall down the stairs instead.
I wish I could read, speak and understand other languages.
-
Granted. You can read, speak, and understand several dead languages, however that knowledge pushes the rest of your linguistic skills from your mind and you cannot comprehend your native tongues anymore.
I wish I had some Gatorade.
-
Granted, but its all frozen and the flavor went away.
I wish Geass Box Set 3 would come out already. :P
-
Granted, but it's sold out no matter where you look.
I wish that there is no need for school.
-
Granted, but now everybody is as smart as a Newborn, Do you really want that?
I wish I had 2 more weeks of winter break.
-
(Good, no politics! :P)
Granted, but now, you have caused a New Ice Age.
I wish for more wishes.
-
Denied, Everybody knows you can't wish for more wishes. :P
I wish this cheese popcorn was better....
-
Granted, but someone steals it.
TV would have on whatever I wanted.
-
Granted, but you're never around to watch TV or whatever you're watching is a repeat.
I wish my English Teacher wasn't a drunk.
-
Granted, he's a druggie instead.
I wish I actually had some importance.
-
Granted. You're so important, you're deemed a threat to others, and a bounty is put on your head.
I wish the scenes in the story I'm writing didn't accidentally come out, er...lewd. '>.>
-
Granted, It's a yuri-fanfic now.
I wish for my own King J-der
-
Granted, But you have no Idea how to use it.
I wish my Dreams were true (the Good ones, not the Nightmares or Surreal Dreams.)
-
Granted but they end in a twisted way.
I wish I didn't have super glue on my fingers.
-
Granted. Instead, you have lots of sticky tape on your fingers. That's REALLY annoying.
I wish I could get some sleep...
-
Granted, but it's only for a second.
I wish I had better stuff.
-
granted, but stuff breaks when you touch it
I wish 2009 won't suck
-
Granted. You're in a coma for most of it.
I wish I had working, high grade, modern, non-Apple computer components.
-
Granted. They only run on a Vista system.
I wish I wasn't so lazy lately.
-
Granted, but now you overwork everyday.
I wish the term breaks were longer...
-
Granted. The breaks cut into scheduled class time, and you never get the required education. You fail the Finals as your classes never covered anything else due to the long breaks. You never earn your degree, no thanks to those long breaks. And those breaks are awfully boring, too.
I wish I had an apartment.
-
Granted. The door to your apartment is down this long trap-filled corridor. The landlord estimates it'll be about a week before you slip up and get pulverized by the rapidly descending ceiling. Low rent, though...
I wish I were more motivated to exercise...
-
Granted, you don't do anything but exercise.
I wish I was, uh... bringing sexy back.
-
Granted. Unfortunately, the "sexy" you're bringing back is the kind that turns on Big Bubba. You know, that fat, hairy, smelly guy that loves his cellmates very, very much.
I wish I had my own catgirl maid.
-
Granted, but she Bites you and Steals your money.
I wish My Dreams were real so I would be as crazy as I am.
-
Granted. You dream of a giant fork on legs chasing you and shouting obscenities. Just to add insult to it, your dreams don't work anymore after that.
I wish I could settle on a good design for Enigma...
-
Granted. but its 10000000 times smaller than you thught (nothing occured me :|)
I wish that Portuguese was the world main language
-
Granted, but it doesn't matter because you forget how to speak it.
I wish I was actually funny.
-
Granted, but now you have an annoying sitcom laughtrack play whenever you tell a joke.
I wish some other gaming company would buy up Sonic!
-
Granted, but they totally revamp him and now he is lost in the sands of time of good video gaming.
I wish I could sing better.
-
Granted, but no one cares.
I wish I had one an awesome looking car.
-
Granted, but the car is not working.
I wish there's no such thing as wars.
-
Granted, but then we launch all the nukes into the atmosphere and then years later when we've fixed our problems,
they come back to earth and destroy us. 8D
I wish I could have some pocky.
-
Granted. It's a new experimental Medicinal Pocky.
I wish I could draw people better.
-
Granted, but you get in an accident and your arms need to be amputated.
I wish I had more weeks of vacations ;O;
-
Granted, but you have nothing to do in that time.
I wish I could make my voice dramatic.
-
Granted, but you die after proclaiming that Soylent Green is People.
I wish for my own private tank
-
Granted, but they forgot to give you ammunition with it.
I'm wishin' for a snowstorm so I don't have school.
-
Granted. The snowstorm turns out to be a Hurriphoonado which destroys everything in it's path, killing millions. (Man I love The Onion)
I wish the next issue of Green Lantern is as [tornado fang]ing awesome as the one I just read.
-
Granted, but the two issues being so awesome cause a blackhole that destroys the universe. If it's any consolation, the comic was really [tornado fang]ing awesome, and so is the black hole.
I wish for a fuller wallet. I'll be needing it this year what with all the games coming out.
-
Granted, but it has a bigger hole now.
I wish for my laziness to go away...
-
Granted, but yo have nothing to do and you explode.
I wish I didn't have to go in 5 hours.
-
Granted, now you have to go in 5 minutes.
I wish that the coming term will be easier.
-
Granted, nut you become stupider making it just as hard.
I wish that I had more money.
-
Granted, then you will drown in the mutant money slime
-_- I wish Zero didn't die in Zero 4 -_-
-_-
-
Granted but they make an extremly sucky Zero 5 that doesn't even make sense anymore.
I wish I wasn't so dang lazy.
-
Granted, you now have ADD.
I wish my artist's block would stop blocking me.
-
Granted, but you want nothing more then to draw old, ugly, naked men.
I wish that I didn't have these goddamn bites on my arm..
-
Granted. The bites are now on your legs and the worst is that these are from a vampire.
I wish to become the very death itself.
-
Granted....but death came to you before you succeded to became one.
i wish i wasnt too lazy.....
-
Granted, but now you'll never stop working.
I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.
-
Granted, but it melted and now it's all over you.
I wish I had some better sounds.
-
Granted, now you always make noises from the SFX guy in "Police Academy"
I wish I existed in the Geass Timeline instead of this one.
-
Granted,but you appear just to be a normal civilian/unimportant character in that timeline and dead for being caught in the blast from those knightmare frames
i wish this day never lasted~
-
Granted, It lasts...
I wish this world was conjoined with the Geass world, Damnit! 8D
-
granted , but you would still be a civilian,noone special
I wish i could marry model ZX! owo
-
Granted, But now you are married to both Model Z and Model X.
I wish I could build Knightmare Frames...
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Granted, but they're figures.
I wish I could make music come out of my hands and make swords appear from the soles of my feet and make slash harkens shoot out of my stomach and could turn my left arm into a shield and cast uber magick spells with my right.
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Granted, now you are a freak of nature, even in magic standards.
I wish that there is no thing as assignments.
-
Granted , now there is just work ;)
I wish i had every biometal
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Granted, but you can't use them because you dont have Alberts DNA.
I wish I had some Coke Orange...
-
Granted, but you get Coke Apple instead.
I wish I magical creatures are true, and I'm the only one who can see them.
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Granted , but the Magical Creatures are rabid and kill you knowing you can see them
I wish i had biometal Z, X, L, and alberts DNA
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Granted, but L is stolen and the perpetrator kills you without breaking a sweat.
I wish the god damn snow would go away...
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Granted , bit its replaced with lava
I wish i had a Z-saber :P
-
Granted, you stab yourself to death with it.
I wish that I had awesome theme music.
-
Granted, but someone stole your awesome them music.
I wish my right arm is robotic.
-
Granted , but it short circuts
I wish zero didnt have booblights
-
Granted,but he already was in Megaman zero.
-
No wish? Well.. I'll just make one then.
I wish I had awesome clothes.
-
Granted, however your clothing is so popular, that everyone haunts you to death for that clothes.
I wish to know the meaning of PINGAS.
-
Granted, but you might get the wrong meaning.
I wish dogs doesn't exist.
-
Granted , now everyone owns wolves and foxes
I wish zero was gay for ONE day
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Granted, but everyone thinks he's still gay another day.
I wish Zero is a ninja.
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Granted, he kills Phantom and takes his place.
I wish that X was a pimp.
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granted but all his ho's leave him
i wish i had some ramen
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Granted but it spilled all over your pants
I wish there was such thing as Model HLPFOZXA? :\
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It would be used by the final boss of ZX3, you won't last long. Have fun.
I wish I could defeat Survival Road on ZXA.
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Granted,but by the time you defeated Albert,his blade of darkness attack(model W shards rolling on the ground) just hit you and turn you into eight yellow circles.
I wish penguins are prinnys (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/mogster500/prinnydance.gif)
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Granted, but they explode the moment you touch or abuse them (just like in the games).
I'd like to have a Wacom Tablet sometime this year. ^^
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Granted. Your laptop dies!
I wish I could get payed for not working.
-
Granted but you so bored you eat until you are well way over weight.
I wish girls now a days didn't wear so much make up.
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Granted, now they did not wear make-up.
I wish there's Ninja Gaiden 3.
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Already granted, you need to get a NES to play it.
I'd love to see a Super Mario Land 4 with Mario and Tatanga again. ^^
-
Granted, but for some reason it's for the N-gage.
I wish Dead Rising 2 not only meets expectations, but exceedes them.
-
Granted. It turns out you have very very low standards!
i wish I had a house so I can put all my stuff in there.
-
Granted, but it is a teeny-weeny house.
I wish I have a pet falcon.
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Granted , but it tears your eyes out with its talons
I wish i had alberts DNA and Biometal H with noone knowing
-
Granted, but people are scared of you and Robots will attack you.
I wish the Survival Road didn't try to go the "Purist" route with the short health bar.
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Granted , it doesnt try , it just goes
I wish i found a better avatar then the one i have now
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Granted, but no one cares.
I wish that is wasn't so hot.
-
Granted, then you accidentally turn more hotter.
I wish I'm not covered with sand.
-
Granted. You're covered with Milk!
I wish my internship would hire me on after I'm done interning with them.
-
Granted! However you now have to pay to work for them while wearing a silly pink dress. -_-
I wish I could make a big bang happen in my room.
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Granted, now u have no room
i wish i had no homework
-
Granted, now you have chores.
I wish Superman is real.
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Granted , but he's too lazy to do anything
I wish vent and aile in megaman ZX spoke english ( for cutscenes )
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Granted, but you can't understand English anymore.
I wish I wasn't sick.
-
Granted, but you get cancer.
I wish I can't bleed.
-
Granted, but now you rust.
I wish there was an answer for everything.
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Granted , but you cant find those answers
I wish i had a better avatar
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Granted, but you get banned because of the Rule 34 contained inside.
I wish I had a better computer.
-
Granted, but it's small.
I wish I never cry.
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Granted , you laugh when youre sad , so noone can ever help you with problems
I wish biometals were real , i had alberts DNA , and i had model Z and model X
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Granted, but you lose to the first boss. And die.
I wish I could use Mojikara (watch Samurai Sentai Shinkenger)
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Not granted, because noone else here has watched that.
I wish I was transformed into Billy Hatcher.
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granted but now all the eggs break
i wish i had a job
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Granted, you get fired.
I wish I had more chocolate.
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Wish granted , now you have mexican hot chocolate
I wish i had a mini MMZ zero that would fit in my pocket and couldnt attack me
-
granted it accidentally stabbed you and bleeding everywhere
i wish had a buff body
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Granted , but you soon love Megaman so much you re-play every single game and not workout so you lose the buff body
I wish that i had something to wish about
-
Granted, it doesn't come true.
I wish this movie would start already.
-
granted the movie cuts off half-way
i wish i had a steak
-
Granted, but its tough and fatty.
I wish I had something to make walking the dog easier.
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Granted , its not yuo walking the dog , its the dog walking you
I wish Naruto didnt exist and Megaman took its place
-
Granted,now we have megatards/rocktard all over the place.(imagine if that happens 8D)
I wish im taller than i am now
-
Granted, but you're afflicted with a strange brand of gigantism and only affects your head.
I wish for nothing.
-
Granted, but there will be something.
I wish my dreams come true.
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Granted but your dreams are nightmares so the world is doomed to listen to Rickrolls and other evilish things
I wish this thread could never be broken
-
Granted, but something or someone will broke one of the rules in this thread, and Vixy will lock it.
I wish Digimon exists in the real world.
-
Granted, but you get attacked by them and get deleted.
I wish for Dr. Pepper.
-
Granted , but its Dr. Salt instead
I wish that Xat chat had more people
-
Then many people draw on the doodle and make the drawing worse.
I wish I don't have any homework.
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You don't, but then the world ends.
I wish I had some coloring experience.
-
granted you cant stay in the lines yet
i wish i can put more movies on my psp
-
Granted, but now your battery is good for only 5 minutes.
I wish for awesome stuff.
-
Granted, those awesome stuff will broke on the next day.
I wish I have no legs.
-
granted you now have prosthetic legs
i wish i could play videogames for a living
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Wish granted, but the only games you get to play are Superman 64 and The Adventures of Dino Riki. You quickly go insane and move to the top of a mountain and become a hermit... for all of five minutes. The cave you move into contains a very ravenous bear who promptly devours you slowly. No one knows what happened to you, and they quickly forget about you. The world goes on...
I wish I had the illustrations I requested nearly a month ago.
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@Crimson Lightning:
Granted, but you need to play videogames to live
@Mirby:
Granted, but your eyes explode when you see them
I wish I was in a hentai comic.
-
Granted , but the person makes you as ugly as F*ck.
I wish we had a Kobun emote with a ZX helmet on ??? ::)
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Granted...but the Kobun does not have DNA matches just to wear a ZX helmet and thus blew up and covered in smoke.
I wish i had PS3 so i could play Resident Evil 5
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granted but the PS3 ran out of memory and cant save the game anymore
i wish i could eat bacon for the rest of my life
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Wish granted. Five minutes later you die from a salt & cholesterol OD.
I wish if people knew my intentions sometimes.
-
Granted. They then don't understand that your black.
I wish food at Stadiums weren't so expensive.
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Granted,but the foods sold out quickly before you could buy one.
I wish my room was larger.
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Too bad, but your all your stuffs are getting smaller.
I wish I have the power!
-
Granted, you loose it.
I wish I didn't need sleep.
-
Granted,but you go insane due to lack of sleep.
I wish i have psychic powers.
-
granted. but another psychic will challenge you and you're defeated, then you're sent to another world...
I wish I cleared my final exam with perfect-score...
-
Granted, but you get failed later on for being an idiot anyway.
I wish that I at least had a normal sleeping pattern.
-
Granted , but you get so sick so that you cant sleep
I wish i didnt have the swine flu
( also, i have one of the minor mutations of it , so its not like...life threatening... )
-
Granted, you get bird flu instead.
I wish I was handicapped.
-
Granted, you now have rocket legs, just like Astro Boy.
I wish I wasn't treated as just an admin, but treated just like any of the cooler members in here.
-
Granted, but you get a stalker in the end.
I wish that there was a squirrel living in my backyard.
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granted the squirrel leaves to another tree in another yard
i wish i lived in the caribbean
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It is granted, but the islands are sinking...
I wish for a girlfriend.
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Granted, but she's a toad actually.
I wish I have a Wacom Tablet.
-
Granted, it draws stick figures no matter how hard you tried.
I wish someone would compliment me by saying "omg hawtness, I wanna bang you".
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Wish granted , but the person is just joking
I wish i wasnt stuck on MMBN5 double team DS
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Granted, but you need to insert Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation (Japan only) into the GBA slot to be able to continue.
Wish granted , but the person is just joking
D:<
I wish RPM's birthday could come sooner~
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granted, but then anyone won't notices it until few days has passes...
I wish I live in another country...
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Granted, but the country has only dogs as citizens.
I wish I had a burrito.
-
Granted, but you die before you can eat it.
I wish, I had two girlfriends at once.
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So many things can go wrong with that. I am not even going to bother.
I wish I has a sword.
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Granted, but you accidently stab yourself with it.
I wish I had 2,300,233,343 billion girlfriends in my bed. <.<
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Granted , theyre all fighting and none of them exepct a fat old lady stays in your bed
Granted, but you need to insert Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation (Japan only) into the GBA slot to be able to continue.
D:<
I wish RPM's birthday could come sooner~
My Birthday is the same as RPM's...
I wish on RPM's B-day ppl will say happy B-Day to me too :'(
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Granted. Your birthday is on that day, but everyone keep concetrating on RPM's birthday more.
I wish I can colour good.
-
Granted, but you become color blind.
I wish I could become invisible.
-
Granted, but everyone forgot that you exist.
I wish I could do a projectile attack.
-
Granted but you hit a badger and it mauls you.
I wish more people would buy Virtual on
-
Granted, 2 more people buy it.
I wish TV was better.
-
granted. but it broke up for some unknown reason.
I wish...
for Genie's freedom!
-
Sadly he gets trapped again by demon monkey zombies.
I wish for a world without jealousy
-
Wish granted, but the wish becomes jealous and mushrooms grow bodies and grow fat for no readily apparent reason, other than possible repercussions for lack of jealousy.
I wish I knew how to speak, read, and write Japanese.
-
Granted, but then you don't remember how to speak, read and write English.
I wish I pass my end of year test.
-
Wish granted , but everything else (even participation grade ) you fial in
I wish someone would reply to this wish
-
Granted but that is the only wish you can now make
I wish for a time machine
-
granted the machine breaks and you get stuck in time
i wish i lived in the 80's
-
Granted but you think its the 70's so you dress that way and everyone hates you and you die lonely and sad with your next door neighbor barney..?
I wish...that RPM existed forever
-
Granted but you can't visit it 8D
I wish for the three stooges to make a come back
-
Granted, but they will never be as good as they were before their comeback...also they're zombies.
I wish for destruction...
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Granted but it's the destruction that only benefits man kind in every possible positive way 8D
I wish for awesome card skills
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You do it so fast until you cut yourself to bits!
I wish magic exists.
-
granted, but everyone can't control their power, so their power crashed into the other one, exploded, and keep on going like that until mankind are totally extinct
I wish... the world's always on peace...
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Granted but it is the one reason we can't defend our self's in the Alien wars and die :P
I wish I could cut back on cigarettes
-
granted now you develop a chewing tobacco addiction
i wish i found my pokemon silver version
-
Granted, but you found it smashed to pieces.
I wish there was cake on the moon.
-
granted but the cake is a lie! :o
I wish to be on the same time zone as most of you guys :P
-
Granted, now your internal clock is forever screwed.
I wish I have an afro.
-
granted but it will only be a shadow of mine! >BD
I wish I had Robot Master tech.
-
granted, but then when you created the robots, there's some mistakes then they betrayed you, expand their viruses, then Maverick Wars occurs (gotta stop playing Megaman games... for now!)
I wish that I had an UFO
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Wish granted besides you can also do the Wily eyebrow wiggle, but a android mistakes you for a certain doctor and puts you to jail.
I wish to be a girl.
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Granted but you still have male parts
I wish My idea will work
( Idea : RockMan EXE 4.5 + Battle Chip Gate ( seperately came from it ) + Navi Chip = ???? )
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Granted but the game refuses to play for you :O
I wish I could finish my Final Paper on time
-
granted but you get a low grade for rushing
i wish i had a DSi
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Granted but it doesnt work and it strangly flashes random colors giving you a headache , then you find out days later its a chinese mp3 bootleg
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I wish the above poster had a wish.
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granted but it further derails/breaks this thread
I wish I could see into the future
-
Granted, but you set the wrong date and see the past instead.
I wish time is slow.
-
Granted. Now you move like molasses with all of us, and thus don't notice the difference yourself.
I wish the world was anime.
-
Granted but it's horrible streamed and awfully fan dubbed! >0<
I wish that earth was a transformable planet (See? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primus_(Transformers)))
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Granted, but most of the population gets crushed to death every time it transforms.
I wish for fury.
-
Granted, but you get The Sorrow instead.
I wish I had a bag of chips.
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Granted, but it's a flavor you hate...also it explodes the second it appears on your hands.
I wish...to wish a wish.
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Granted, but it was granted to be granted.
I wish I understood what I just said.
-
granted but your now confused about everything else you say
I wish I could defeat AirMan 8D
-
granted they show the same thing sat and sun
i wish i had money for more games
-
Granted, you buy food intstead because your fridge is out of food.
I wish its summer holiday now.
-
Granted, you have a copy of Major Molestor's Lovefest 3.
I wish I was the moon, angry face and all.
-
Granted, but you got shot down by a big freaking laser.
I wish that ZX3 will come out soon.
-
Granted but it's a corrupted version and it destroys your DS
I wish I had more free time
-
Granted,now you have to do housework more because you had free time.
I wish i had more money so i can fix my freakin psp....
-
Wish granted but a ninja steals it , then he gives it to obama who he adds it to helping the 780 billion $ bailout , and then you never get your money back untill you find it inside a book called " Scientology and you " which theres also a pipe bomb in there so it sets off and your hands explode , and the ninja comes back and kills you with uber skillz and the CSI catches him and the money is given to your parents as they throw away your PSP not wantign to remember the bad memories of you playing videogames , and your funeral is held , with the ninja speaking about how he's sorry and Obama speaks on how that money would have helped and all your family is there crying and texting , being unbelievibly sad over the loss of your death and a meteor like weapon emerges from your grave , and a 14 year old picks it up and uses the powers of the meteor weapon for all everlasting good.
I wish there was no such thing as god-mod
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granted but they're now called Devil - Mods and they're twice as big and ten times meaner
I wish i had a wish so i don't break this thread... o~O
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Wish granted but a ninja steals it , then he gives it to obama who he adds it to helping the 780 billion $ bailout , and then you never get your money back untill you find it inside a book called " Scientology and you " which theres also a pipe bomb in there so it sets off and your hands explode , and the ninja comes back and kills you with uber skillz and the CSI catches him and the money is given to your parents as they throw away your PSP not wantign to remember the bad memories of you playing videogames , and your funeral is held , with the ninja speaking about how he's sorry and Obama speaks on how that money would have helped and all your family is there crying and texting , being unbelievibly sad over the loss of your death and a meteor like weapon emerges from your grave , and a 14 year old picks it up and uses the powers of the meteor weapon for all everlasting good.
Gawd,thats a long post just to corrupt a single wish. 8D
On topic
Granted,now the whole network crashes for no reason.
I wish i had a gun,any gun.
-
Granted but it's a gun completely made out of knifes, and you can't use it....ever >8|
I wish, I wish, I saw a fish 8D
-
Granted but thats a double wish so it never could happen
I wish this emote wasnt so creepy óVó
-
Granted, it's even creepier.
I wish for monkey lust...NOW!!
-
Granted, you are now a monkey.
I wish things were much simpler in life.
-
(I have no problem whit that, YAY FOR MONKEY LUST!!)
Granted, but now everything else is hard.
-
Granted , nothing happens because you didnt wish and broke the thread
I wish the thread was always alive
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(oops, I did forget to make a wish didn't I. -u-')
Granted....IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!! *thread makes a Godzilla roar* RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!!
I wish I could perform a screw attack.
-
granted but it's quickly stolen back by samus
I wish I had a Netbook
-
Granted, but you got a book made out of a net.
I wish for more monkey lust.
-
Granted, you are assimilated into it.
I wish that there were longer term breaks.
-
Granted, but there is more school days in between.
I wish I had food to eat.
-
Granted, but there's nothing to drink.
I wish I can do this assignment faster...
-
Granted.
I wish I came up with something bad...
-
Granted, but the post was so bad, it got you permanently banned.
I wish I could rule the world with an iron fist!
-
Granted, but your right hand man later tells you your hand is made of copper.
I wish I can a spicy taco.
-
Granted, but it's not spicy enough! :O
I wish I had a wish
-
Granted, but it was my wish, and it destroyed the world...HOORAY!
I wish for universal peace.
-
Granted but it makes us to weak to fight off alien invaders!
I wish for a Xbox 360
-
Granted but it gives you cancer all over the place.
I wish I knew how to settle my boredom.
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Granted but it makes us to weak to fight off alien invaders!
(I said UNIVERSAL peace, why would the aliens be attacking if they were at peace as well)
Granted, you now know how to settle your boredom, unfourtinately, you get a rare disease for no apparent reason.
I wish for a good mind blowing!
-
granted but your mind gets a rather bad imploding moments after
I wish I was done with my school finals
-
Granted...but you fail and have to start your grade all over again.
I wish coloring pics on the computer wasn't so...tiresome.
-
granted but now it's impossible to do it correctly at all
I wish tablet
-
Granted, but it contained the 10 commandments written by me.
I wish for a bottle of Sprite.
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Granted, but it's warm Sprite.
I wish.............................for sexy kobun.
-
granted but it leaves you for another kobun
I wish for a media capture device
-
Granted, but it came out like this: (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Akamaru-3.png).
EDIT: Damn, beaten.
Granted but had a small memory.
I wish I could have a better digital camera.
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Granted, but it came out like this: (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Akamaru-3.png).
HEY! I'm very happy as to how it came out!
Ahem, anyways...
Granted, but it's now so full of functions that it's no longer a digital camera.
I wish I knew what to write here.
-
Granted, but you forgot how to post.
I wish for DSi.
-
Granted, you got a Digital Saxophone iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
I wish I looked like my avatar in real life.
-
Granted but your stuck in a 2-d pose forever
I wish I knew how to play UFC undisputed, properly
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HEY! I'm very happy as to how it came out!
Thats why its so sexy. >0<
Granted, but nobody wants to play with you since they think your cheating.
I wish I had salsa with this bag of chips.
-
Granted, you got the monkey from Mother 3...and he just ate your chips...and now he is bitting your head.
I wish to corrupt the next wish.
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Granted but it was corrupted by someone else before you (aka double negative 8D)
I wish this wish is corrupted by someone
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I wish i could have relpied to A-S's wish 8D
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Granted but the thread breaks because of it
I wish for an A/C unit
-
Granted but it doesnt work
I wish for this emote gone
óVó
-
Granted, but it's replaced with something worse.
I wish that there would be a fetish for pillows.
-
Granted, you're now sleeping on my pillows... >v<;
After Cave Story for WiiWare is out, I wish for Cave Story 2 to come out. o.o;
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Granted, but it came out for NES.
I wish I can be sleeping at Vixy's bed.
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Granted,but you accidently broke Vixy's bed.
I wish i had more strength.....to do somthing...."
-
Granted but now your too lazy to do anything
I wish I had better luck job hunting :P
-
granted but the job you found was already filled
i wish my car was funtional
-
Granted but you lock the keys in the car and can't get in
I wish Drag Me to Hell was a better movie (in concept :P)
-
Granted, but now it's a more horrible B-horror mainstream flick!
I wish I had Jawbreakers..
-
Granted but they live up to their name and do indeed break your jaw
I wish I had a SNES emulator for the NDS
-
Granted , but it breaks your DS! And then you get a DSi but it doesnt work!
I wish A-S didnt post every other wish
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Then he causes a post flood.
If only I was able to animate at least something..
-
Granted, you're now sleeping on my pillows... >v<;
(...HOORAY! *snuggles* >w<)
Granted, but you could only animate one thing...WEEGEE PRON! (I'm being totally random today)
I wish I had a baby in me.
-
granted, but then the baby had premature birth...
I wish she would forgive me...
-
Granted, Madonna forgave you...and then she gave you HIV.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
-
Granted but its too late to chage your post
I Wish I was better at drawing with ym tablet
-
granted but your style changes and no one likes it
i wish i had enough money for a motor scooter
-
Granted, but you get mugged right after.
I wish I had a working joystick.
-
Granted but it works only or meteors so one comes crashing to earth , but PB takes the lead and is about to stop it but he sees PBPB anddoesnt do his job ,and a meteor crashes 8D
I wish it was easier for me to make AR GBA codes
-
Granted but they never work the way you want them to.
I wish for some batteries
-
Granted but they are rusty and useless.
I wish I had an Ion Cannon.
-
Granted; but it blows up the first time you go to use it.
I wish I had a harem of women. 8D
-
Granted, but they're ugly and old as sin.
I wish for boobies.
-
Granted; but you've suddenly been turned into a baby!
I wish it was my birthday.
-
Granted. It's spent alone and with rotten cake!
I wish I was a lesbian.
-
Granted, but now being straight is more popular.
I wish for more rain tomorrow.
-
granted but it literally rains cats and dogs
I wish for my RM idea to be accepted by you guys :P
-
Granted , but you decided to do this to your idea
[objection!]
I wish to draw PB alot! XD
-
Granted, but the reason you draw him so much is because after you finish drawing PB, the paper (or whatever it is you drew PB on) suddenly combusts into flames.
I wish to wee chocolate pudding.
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Granted put its really vanilla!
I wish to wish a wish to wish about a wish to see what happens to that wish :V
-
Granted,but too much of that wish that wish that wish that and that wish made your head X-plode into eight circles....pew pew pew pew.....
I wish i made a more advance Gundam than what japan had already made now :V
-
Granted, but you have no clue how to pilot it and it is considered a WMD and destroyed.
I wish I knew how to play god.
-
Granted, but the earth began dieing.
I wish my wish was granted.
-
granted, but it didn't went well
I wish I had more skill in 'Papercrafting'
-
Wish granted, but the skill points that went into "Papercrafting" were taken from all other skills. Now all your skills are 0 except for "Papercrafting," which is now 999.
I wish you had more time.
-
Granted, but now you have less time.
I wish I had a live turkey.
-
Wish granted, but the turkey eats you for Thanksgiving, about 5 months early too!
-
Granted but you bought it when it was raining, so the turkey drowned looking up to drink water and then exploded.
I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.
-
Granted, but now you have diarehha from eating the wrong food.
I wish I had a riding cow.
-
granted the cow is lazy and sleeps all day
i wish i found an easy way to make money
-
Granted, but you racked up millions in debt.
I wish to buy the perfect gift.
-
granted, but then the gift wasn't so perfect at all...
I wish I had more interest in music
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Granted, but it's in songs that are about gay sex.
I wish this wish isn't corrupted.
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granted, but it's going to be corrupted anyway...
I wish I had a Keyblade from the realm of darkness
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Granted; but it stops being yours when a new guy comes along tomorrow.
I wish this popcorn tasted less like rabbit food.
-
Granted now it tastes like dog food.
I wish the Transformers movie was a little better.
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Granted, but you still don't like it
I wish there was a MediEvil III.
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Granted, but its the worst game ever.
I wish that I was the best cook ever.
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Granted, but a plague of locus eat all of the ingredients on the planet.
I wish I had a car...that worked =D
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Granted , but it flew , and you accidently flew into foreign airspace
I wish for a wish that would defy this wish's wish to grant a wish but later deny the wish of the wishers wish
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Granted, but the earth began dieing.
That was the plan...
@Soul: Granted, but the sheer magnitude of the wish causes a Divide by 0, Bye Bye World.
I wish for nothing....
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granted but you still get somethin
i wish i had a never ending supply of strawberry milk and ice-cream
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Granted but the milk goes off and the ice cream melts.
I wish I felt better.
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Granted you now feel a millionth of a percent better.
I wish I had better work ethic.
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Granted but you get stuck doing everyone elses work as well.
I wish I wasn't so sensitive to cold.
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Granted , now heat kills you
I wish that it was tommarow
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Granted. Turns out anything fun you had planned that day has been cancelled due to a visit from your allergic-to-everything cousins that you've never heard of before visiting.
I wish I wished a better wish.
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granted. but it turned out to be a worse wish afterall...
I wish I had no wish... wait, that's a wrong wish!
I wish RPM had the Mobile version...
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granted but its as an app exclusive only for the i-phone
i wish there were more job openings
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Granted, but the one you ended up getting was a school janitor.
I wish this summer wasn't so freakin' long and boring.
-
granted. but it turned out to be more boring than usual
I wish I had a Transer...
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Granted, but the wish genie thought you said 'Trannie'.
I wish I knew what a Transer was XD
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Granted, but the knowledge of knowing what it was made you go into a self-induced coma. Then after a culmination of some 60 odd years, you wake to find that everything has changed into kobuns.
I wish to fall out of love.
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Granted, you fell from the Air Plane named Love.
I wish I could get started on that comic I need to do, and be able to finish it by the end of the week.
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Granted, but nobody seems to notice, and you kill yourself due to artistic depression.
I wish I loved everybody in the world except for Kallen.
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Granted, but that means everybody, including criminals, terrorists, etc.
I wish I didn't owe everyone money
-
Granted, but now you're bankrupt and can no longer make robots.
I wish Prince Harming would treat me with some respect.
-
Granted, but you start turning into a zombie with a boring routine...
I wish I had some skills in making stuff...
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Granted, but the stuff you make involves love making, cucumbers and horse races.
I wish I would get to dream about something.
-
Granted, you dream about me...in a bikini...with a naked Drew Carey.
I wish I had some decent game programming skillz.
-
Granted, but you can only make RPGs
I wish I were an Anthro.
-
Granted, but now furry haters are hunting you down.
I wish to grow tentacles....from my upper lip.
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granted, however you will never be able to kiss your love without sucker marks appearing on her.
I wish I lived in the WoW Universe (as one of the playable races)
-
Granted, but now WoW haters are hunting you down even more.
I wish I had a Space Marine suit.
-
Granted, but you get Zerg Rush'd.
I wish for cookies. Lots of them.
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Granted but they are guarded by a fierce cookie guarding Sandvich!
I wish for a non corruptible wish.
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granted. but then a God named 'Izanami corrupted it...
I wish I had something infuriating for the other... (and for me, too!)
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granted but it ends up makin you happy
i wish the girl asked out would say yes already
-
Granted, but she goes out with several others as well.
I wish for world dumbination.
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Granted, but nothing seems to really change, guess the world couldn't get any dumber...
I wish AoStH was still around so I could make my Robotnik Rotation even bigger.
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Granted, but the large rotator causes yet another RPM server crash, along with a quality decrease.
I wish for that I can figure out this puzzle..
-
Granted, but now you've become so smart, your head is soon to explode.
I wish...to be a part of either the Furthia High or TwoKinds webcomics. (If you don't know what those are, check on WikiFur.)
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Granted, but people dislike your character so much he gets killed off a few issues later
(@Gaia: My rotator isn't hosted in RPM)
I wish I actually had skill at FPS's
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Granted, but now people think you use cheats.
I wish Rockman were Real.
-
Granted, but they only get real in your dreams.
I wish for more Darkwing Duck.
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Granted, but you only get one episode that ends in a cliffhanger.
I wish life were like an anime.
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granted, but the anime life is just as boring as normal life...
I wish I HAD any wish
-
Granted, but now you get no wishes.
-
no wish? well then...
umm... what if he had no wish...?
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I wish he had a wish. So I corrupt my own wish. A paradox forms.
I wish I could have another wish.
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granted you wasted it on the last wish you made
i wish i didnt have insomnia
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Granted. Alas, you fall into a sleep so deep...you never wake up. Because Death 13 appears in your dreams and carves you up like Christmas turkey.
I wish I had a Stand.
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Granted. It stands you up.
I wish I was magically better.
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Granted, but now you care more about people you hardly even know.
I wish Lycans existed.
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Granted, but they maul you to death, regardless of what the heck a Lycan is.
I wish humanity ceased to exist.
-
Granted, but then various animals evolve into humanoids.
I wish people stopped hating the Megaman cartoon for frivolous reasons.
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Granted, now they hate it for diffrent reasons.
I wish to make a new world, in which their is no such thing as complete idiocy.
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Granted, but people compete to be smarter than eachother, and with their intelligence, start a war worse than anything idiocy could have caused.
I wish, for umm, a better wish :P
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Granted are attacked by badgers!!!
I wish MegaMan was in brawl.
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Granted. His moves are Rollout, Sleep, Brick Break, and Rash Spring.
I wish they made Mario Kart 64 online.
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Granted, the items are now as effective and as reliable as the ones in Double Dash
I wish I had a new X game
-
Granted. The Weapons are now as effective and as reliable as the ones in Mario Kart Wii.
I wish MST3K was still on TV.
-
Granted, though it sucks so much its a new type of disease.
I wish for some unpirated games that last long ( if you lived in Chile, youd know what I mean)
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Wish granted. Your systems now die.
I wish I knew more about Golden Sun DS.
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Granted, you know so much about the game, camelot employees came to your house and summoned a mighty dragon that everybody feared to kill you.
I wish for a nature destroying car.
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Wish granted, but it destroys human nature, and now everyone in the world is a lifeless zombie.
(also, I befriend dragons, so ha!)
I wish that I had an infinite battery for my laptop.
-
Granted, but now your Laptop has a chance of exploding.
I wish I were a Werewolf.
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Granted, but you get killed by an angry mob of villagers, most likely led by Roa.
I wish I had some more Wii points.
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Granted, now you have so many wii points the entire nintendo franchise is bankrupt which means no more wii music and wii sports and sillly cash ins, then sega takes over and releases nothing but terrible sonic games on the sega yii.
I wish for some awsome suace.
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Granted, but now the awesome sauce is so awesome, it blows up your head.
I wish I had the same wish I wished before, but without the villagers or my Pack turning on me.
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Granted, you're sudenly attacked by rabid weasels
I wish I had breasts.
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Granted. Alas, they take over your very existence, your manhood shrivelling away, until you are nothing but a husk of your former self. With breats.
I wish I had a name for my new cyber-maid character.
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Granted, she shall be named, Maddona. (Was it with 2 Ds or 2 Ns?)
I wish for my manhood back...and still keep the breasts.
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[Two N's, I believe.]
Granted, but they inflate to insane proportions, tethering you to the floor for the rest of your life.
I wish Jojo's Bizarre Adventure got released on the Virtual Console.
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granted but instead of Dio Brando they put Sakuya Izayoi for unknown reasons
i wish i could be like my name
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Granted. You become just that: a crimson bolt of lightning. You're confined to spend the rest of your days appearing from clouds to zap things. That's about it.
I wish I wasn't so lazy and could write something.
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granted, but then you're too lazy to thinking of what should you write
I wish that I never existed
-
Granted! Instead of killing everyone they go around ripping out the ear drums of their listeners.
I wish I could be a mod for a day and screw around with PBs account
-
Granted, but once the day is up, PB gets his own back. Hohoho.
I wish my brother would listen to me.
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granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you
I wish I can defeat Sephiroth in "Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix" without using any of Sora's Growth Abilities...
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granted, but then your brother find it boring to listen to you
[That's...kind of the point. n_n;]
Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.
I wish I had something to eat.
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Granted, you get to eat bloody pulps of puppies while everyone else enjoys cookies.
I wish I had a dolphin
-
Granted, but the dolphin bit you as soon as you got it, ran off into the ocean and unearthed the Continent of Mu, thereafter drawing out Solo, how EM-Wave Changed into Rouge and abruptly deleted you.
I wish Capcom would make an Online EXE or Shooting Star Rockman Game
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Granted, but JAPAN ONLY. >8|
I wish they would come out with a new X game for Christ's sake.
-
Granted, but they make Axl a magic user (don't ask)
I wish the school year would start already so I can get it over with.
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Granted, but it takes an eternity to get through.
I wish people would stop digging up old topics pertaining to me.
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Not Granted, its just too funny.
I wish Adam was less of an idiot...
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granted, but no matter how idiotic he is, he's still kinda smart... (that's because he don't need his brain to think!)
Anyway. Granted, but Square Enix find out and label you a cheater. So they send a gang of angry muscle-men to your house to beat you senseless. "That's what we do to cheaters," a Square Enix representative declares, smoking a cigar as he stares at your bloody, mangled pulp of a body. And just to add insult to injury, they smash your game disc as well.
[that's not my disc, anyway... and if SE would really do that, lots of player would die, as they would've "fired" from video-games production]
I wish... tomorrow's a free day (from school)
-
Granted, but you get hit by a truck and die, which wouldn't have happened if you were at school. :W
I wish Alien 5 was guaranteed to not suck.
-
Granted, but now the movie was only released to DVD.
I wish I were a Reploid.
-
Granted but you're immediately ran over and killed by GBD before you have a chance to fully enjoy it.
I wish I had more memory for my laptop.
-
Granted. However, you unwittingly imbue your PC with a little too much memory, and it begins to develop sentience. It drains the memory from every other computer it can come across, eventually becoming an almighty machine-god which summons an army of robotic warriors to enslave you and your family.
I wish people would give the stuff I like a chance before labelling it.
-
Granted, but you die. 8D
I wish Kraid will pop into Metroid: Other M.
-
Granted, but due to a "technical flaw" in the game (can you say "occult ritual", kids?), he emerges from the TV screen as you fight him, rips your head off and devours your tasty, meaty body. Mmmm, delicious.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
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Granted, but you get hit by a truck later that month, with absolutely no relation to the wish. :P
I wish another Godzilla movie would come out within the next year.
-
Granted but he is defeated by a badger named king kong.
I wish Neko would get a free Wii.
-
Granted. However, it breaks as soon as its turned on. Oh well. At least it didn't tear open a large rift in the space-time continuum, thus bringing into existence a legion of unholy Eldritch abominations from the paranormal realm of the Dungeon Dimensions. Oh, wait, it does that too. They munch on your soul like an old Twix. Your Jame's over.
I wish I had a Twix.
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Granted but its spontaneously explodes moments before you have a chance to eat it.
I wish to find a genie lamp.
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Granted, but once you rub it the genie inside eats you for getting him out of bed.
I wish for some chips, the english kind
-
Granted, but the brits then kill you for taking their crisps.
I wish I were a T.V. Star
-
Granted, your show is cancelled before the 1st episode finishes airing. To add even more insult to it, you are just an extra in the second half, which never airs.
I wish my orders would come faster.
-
Granted. They fall out of the sky and right onto your noggin, knocking you out. While you're knocked out, someone comes and takes them all.
I wish I had the ability to stop time, baby!
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granted, the time DOES stopped, and so do YOU! and so, the time's stopped, and we're in the middle of eternity without doing anything...
I wish for any silly wish...
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granted, but now you get the worst wish of your life...I wish I were good friends with Kajetokun...
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Granted, but he turns into a total douche.
I wish I had a pair of revolvers.
-
Granted,but the shells got stuck after you tested both revovlers,then you press the trigger again to get the shells out but somehow both revolvers blow up like a huge napalm explosion...and you die :P
I wish holidays were longer......
-
Granted, they are so long that no one does anything at all, so we all die of starvation or boredom or peace.
I wish I had milk made man or triple M.
-
Granted, but everyone dies.
I wish cats were big.
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granted, but they become so big they are small althoguh they have razor sharp claws and sicne no one can see their tails, everyone has destroyed feet or shoes.
I wish for a pile of whatsit.
-
Granted, but it comes to life and kills you.
I wish I had an X-Box 360.
-
Granted, but you get the "Red Ring of Death", and have to take it back
I wish I could get to sleep faster
-
granted, you fell asleep faster, and never to awaken... until someone's as evil as Dr. Weil come and awaken you to work on his sides... refuses, he killed you...
I wish we (those who lived in tropical climate) had Summer (or winter)
-
Granted, but ecuador kills you all off then throws a giant rock at themselves.
I wish for a giant fish.
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Wish granted, but it eats you whole.
I wish I was a genie!
-
Granted, you spend all your days stuck in a lamp with nothing to do.
-
no wish? well, then...
this wish'es related to previous' wish...
I wish for... Mirby's Freedom!!!
Mirby, you're free! (imitating Aladin from "Aladin" by Disney)
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granted but now mirby has too much free time and wants to go back
i wish college wasnt a pain so much
-
granted, now you are a robot with 1 function, WALK
i wish for my wii back (i sold it)
-
Granted but you'll have to re-sell it after 5 mins of play.
I wish I could meet Inafune óVó
-
Granted, then he tells you to meet the angry video game nerd and say the nostalgia critic is better to get a free pie in your face.
I wish it was friday..
-
Granted, but by the time you realize it its saturday.
I wish I was in iceman's stage right now... for real! XD
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granted but you keep falling on the disappearing blocks and cant get out
i wish the school day ended already for more game time
-
granted but you keep falling on the disappearing blocks and cant get out
i wish the school day ended already for more game time
Granted, but you couldn't brawl with me this morning :\
I wish I had 0ver 9000 $ Right now. :W
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granted but the banker gets suspicious of all the $ and call the cops and wanna know why you have all that money
i wish i could fly like NiGHTS
-
Granted, you now have a British accent just like NiGHTS.
I wish for a life-time supply of ice cream~ >U<
-
Granted but Fireman decided to make it melt...
I wish I could go into space *o*
-
Granted, you can but didnt ask the country your in if you MAY go to space, so they shoot you down thinking your an alien.
I wish for the wish I didnt get last time, a mushroom candy-thing!
-
Granted, but it's invisible.
I wish I could make awesome music.
-
Granted, but only YOU think it's awesome.
I wish it were October.
-
Granted, but there's only 5 seconds til it's November.
I wish I was... stronger. Yeah.
-
granted you can now pick up 5lbs than you used to
i wish i had turkey sammich
-
Granted, but the turkey runs away.
I wish I had more monies!
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Granted, but it's counterfeit and you get busted.
I wish I wish I killed a fish.
-
Granted, but you forgot about it.
I wish that I had the ultimate memory for stuff no one cares about.
-
Granted. You are given the usage of 100 percent of your brain. However, you have used it all up, and now to learn something new, you must forget something else.
I wish the world wasnt so crazy like it is these days...
-
Granted. It blows up.
I wish I didn't need to sleep. Like that kid from X-Men 2.
-
Granted, now you need ten gallons gas just to power yourself up, then world war III happends and ends by using your soul as afuel.
-
Lack of wish makes the world go boom.
I wish I could make my own Kallen.
-
Granted, although an army of zeros walk in and start screaming about how Nunally is dead until you are nothing but mud.
I wish for my very own ban hammer
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granted but gets taken away before you can use it
i wish i had a pizza right now
-
Granted, it gets eaten before you can even see it.
I wish for mars to go bloom ( yes bloom).
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Granted, but it blooms into a bloomin onion. The smell makes the Suns heat 10X hotter, and the Greenhouse effect devours the entire Galaxy.
I wish I had the resources to make Kallen.
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Granted, but sunrise comes to your door and steals your resources to make kallen osme kind of actor.
I wish for a brand new robot arm.
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granted it but you cant control it and goes on killing rampage including you
i wish i had mirror wand like Simmirror
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Granted, but you brake it.
I wish I was...a Super Saiyan.
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granted, but then after you transform into Super Saiyan, your energy depletes to zero and causes your death
I wish... for another series for Mega Man X
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Granted but it gets no sequel after that.
I wish.... I had pop corn right now.... *o*
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Granted, but it was burned. Badly.
I wished for money to pay next month's rent.
-
Granted, but its in Pesos....
I wish my Allergies were gone.
-
Granted, you get an infection like no other and are infected with some virus that kills you.
I wish to make my very own Super Nova
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granted but becomes unstable and you destroy everything
i wish i was strong as Sagat w/the scar down my chest
-
Granted, although the scar wa so painful to get you fall into a coma for eleven years, then I start throwing nunchucks at you until you fall into another coma.
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No, wish? Ok. I wish my school planner is like the VG-Hunter.
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Graanted, but then viruses come out of no where and 4kids makes you their slave for a messed up anime series.
I wish I didnt forget to make a wish.
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granted but no one really cared what it was
i wish drawings came out better in less time
-
granted, but IM the one who can do that, plus, you uh, die
I wish for my very own Gawain Knightmare frame.
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-AC durr... Must look at timestamps next time...
Granted, bu- NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!
i wish I had a copy of Rockman world V
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Holy shitballs it came back
Granted, but its actually some random shitty game boy game instead.
Alrighty, I wish my Damn computer was faster.
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Holy shitballs it came back
Granted, but its actually some random shitty game boy game instead.
Alrighty, I wish my Damn computer was faster.
Granted. It just ran out of your room and made a hole in your wall.
I wish I had a portal in my pants that made me able to make my sexual organ enter ANYONE'S ear. Whenever I wanted.
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Granted, but once you try it you realize that you have no concept of how it works, therefore your sexual organ goes directly into the glare of a purple [ray splasher] eater.
Soon your sexual organ is devoured and the PPE invades planet earth, now that it knows where to find its desired substance through your portal. Civilization as we know it crumbles beneath it's secondary colored wrath.
And it's all your fault.
I wish for the power to enter people's dreams and mess with their memories, brain, functions, etc.
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Granted, but if they wake up before you GTFO you'll remain stuck in their heads until they go back to bed and dream of something again. Being stuck inside someone's head might not always be a bad thing if you love spacious areas ( in the case of some people )
I wish for Keiji Inafune to come back >.>
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(Time for a little resurrection... Clear! *bzzap*)
I wish for Keiji Inafune to come back >.>
Granted, but Capcom just makes him the janitor. The only janitor. For the entire. Japanese. Company building.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Wish granted, but she's just a good friend who happens to be female with no chance of romantic interaction whatsoever. Also she's a zombie.
I wish that I could easily afford everything I desire.
-
Granted, but all that money is made from a material that disintegrates into dust after 2 minutes. You're left with a huge, green pile of ash.
I wish I spoke fluent french.
-
Granted, but then it turns out you lost your ability to talk in any other language (or even understand them), plus french language disappears from the world, as if it never existed. Which leaves you speaking in a language nobody will ever understand, nor will you understand others.
I wish I could be super good at drawing.
-
Granted, but your eyesight suddenly worsens and soon you can't see a thing! You also become deaf.
I wish I was the creator of Facebook.
-
Granted, enjoy the death threats by people who hate you.
I wish my speakers would stop getting interference from the Radio.
-
Wish granted, but it also blocks out all other waves too so you're left with a useless piece of garbage.
I wish I could teleport.
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Granted but you always teleport over a large body of water.
I wish Rockman Xover was canceled and something worse didn't take it's place/Megaman gets canned.
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Wish granted, but the game that replaces it is such a good game that it tears the universe asunder, resulting the death of countless lifeforms.
I wish the 3DS was hacked.
-
Granted. A lumberjack lumbers from nearby woods, lops it in two, and then returns whence he came.
I wish for the color yellow to be blue, so as to make less total colors.
-
Granted, but blue is now yellow so a moot point.
I wish I didn't necropost this thread.
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Granted but now all your posts disappeared.
I wish I could drive.
-
Granted. You can drive... Badly.
I wish I had a better computer.
-
Granted, but then it crashes upon booting it up.
I wish I could create a time paradox.
-
Granted, but the paradox effectively erases you from existence.
I wish Tumblr went back to its old interface...
-
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the interface is so old and outdated that the internet in its current state cannot handle it. As a result, there's a catastrophic worldwide outage of the internet, causing society to collapse and humanity to revert to an animalistic state. Tribes would war with each other like savages, and the civilized world we now live in would quickly become a thing of legends, an archaic relic of a bygone age.
I wish that I wasn't so stressed out.
-
Wish granted. You are now depressed.
I wish I had a working Jinzo statue from Artificial Academy so I could see who likes me.
-
Granted, but it just tells you who hates you.
I wish I knew what was at the end of the Dream dungeon.
-
Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.
I wish I had alien technology at my disposal.
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Wish granted, but now you lose the motivation to finish your game, because of spoilers.
If only it was really a game.
Anywho, wish granted, but since the type of Alien technology was not specified, you get what amounts to Alien sex toys.
That are toxic to the touch.
I wish I could make my toys come to life.
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Wish granted. They all kill you.
I wish I had more time to do these assignments.
-
Wish granted, but then you procrastinated too much you forgot all about your assignments.
I wish I had a table, yes a private study table...or desk, whatever it is.
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Wish granted. It doesn't have a chair. I also stole all of your chairs.
I wish I was better at spriting.
-
Wish granted, but then people steal your sprites and officially claim them as their own.
I wish tiberium existed.
-
Granted, but it attaches itself to you and you become a crystal marionette.
I wish I had the equipment to have a youtube show in a similar vein to Continue?
-
Wish granted, but the opinions expressed on the show are considered so controversial that you are banned from YouTube, rendering you incapable of hosting any content whatsoever.
I wish it were easier to just hug my crush.
-
Wish granted, but then you crushed your crush with all your might.
I wish I had a good usb keyboard.
-
Granted. What follows is a painfully immense 256 knee shots to the balls!
I wish I was invincible!
-
Granted. But now your friends and family become resentful and avoid you in fear.
I wish this planet had an engine, that gives it interstellar travel.
-
Granted, it overheats and explodes. Congrats, you just exterminated the human race.
I wish I was handsome.
-
Granted. However, not only do you attract attention of the opposite sex, you end up attracting all the homosexuals in your street.
I wish I had control of the weather.
-
Wish granted. Your powers cause worldwide panic and disarray, meteorologists lose their jobs, and everybody is freaked out by your freakish weather powers.
I wish that every day was as awesome as today was for me.
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Wish granted, but the world becomes roughly 80 times more awesome from now on and your puny awesome day is noting in comparison anymore, loser.
8)
I wish I didn't edit my posts like 3 times.
I wish I was good at writing period, as in could actually sit down and write a horror/sci-fi story, with or without commercial success. I also wish Dracula was real...and werewolves.
Mirby, it's 7 in the morning for me. I am dumb.
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Wish granted.
What? You didn't wish for anything? Well too bad, cause it was granted anyways! However, you'll never see what exactly WAS granted because the result was given to a small child on a distant planet orbiting a binary star system.
I wish that I could stop time.
-
Granted, but you stay there doomed to watch the universe pass by into a singularity over and over again.
I wish I was done with school.
-
Wish granted, but you have no proof of it, so jobs won't hire you.
I wish I had more money.
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Granted, but the money was all stolen, so you get arrested.
I wish days went by a little faster.
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Granted, but then you're daily schedule, gets messed up and you realize you can't keep up with everyone else.
I wish sushi wasn't expensive.
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Granted. Sushi now has the quality of school lunch.
I wish my phone would stop inserting periods instead of spaces between words.
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Granted. It now inserts commas.
I wish this acne would go away.
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Granted. Your acne is now freckles.
I wish I had the money to cosplay as Shana.
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Granted, you never actually get to do it because I brutally beat the [parasitic bomb] out of you for even thinking of it.
I wish all the dumbasses would leave this place.
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Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.
I wish youtube commenters and everyone on gamefaqs forums would actually have something important to say.
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Granted, the ability to actually post and what not is taken away.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. The forum is now even deader than you thought before.
I am okay with this.
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Granted. You fly one hundred stories into the air...and then plummet into a pile of manure.
I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.
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I wish Ruri wasn't on his man period all of a sudden.
I'm exactly the same as always. I'm just posting 10x as much as usual today.
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Granted. You're now on your man period instead.
asifyouwerentalready
I wish the people my age in Vegas weren't all stoned.
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Granted. They're all drunk, and driving.
I wish /me was back in Steam.
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Granted. Steam then has to apply ten updates per day as usually just to reintegrate it.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish for my next post.
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Granted. The "uncorruptable wish" creates a backfire in the fabric of reality due to the contradiction in the laws of space and time, sending you into a void of nothingness.
I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.
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I wish I could smell the food shown on the TV screen.
Granted but the smell gets warped in transmission and smells rather terrible.
I wish I had a real lightsaber
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Granted but you need 5 D batteries for it to work.
I wish I could roll these coins faster.
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Granted but they roll away from you.
I wish I had better food to eat
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HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO GET NINJA'D
Granted, but it gives you cancer.
I wish I had a better microphone.
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Godfucking damnit, nope not gonna change my grant. Tfb.
Granted, you roll them so fast you burn the skin off your hands.
I wish i could hook up.
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Granted but its fishing.
I wish I had something cool as a pet
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Granted, but that pet will die within a week.
I wish I had a Wii U
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Granted. It's in Latin.
I wish people in Artificial Academy would stop asking for sex in retarded places.
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Granted. You get no pussy.
I wish I had a pile of gold
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Granted but even if its yours you can't access it
I wish I had a better sense of style
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Granted, and everyone gets yandere-jealous of your style.
I wish my phone wasn't a cheap piece of [parasitic bomb] so I can use my controller with it.
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Granted. Your phone's now an even cheaper piece of [parasitic bomb] that's controller compatible.
I wish my phone's faceplate wasn't cracked all the way down to the chip.
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granted but now the phone doesn't work
I wish I had something to do
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Granted. You have something to do: log off. :P
I wish Fairy Bloom Freesia was on sale. I mean, it's an indie game, so what the [tornado fang], Steam?
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Granted, but for various reasons you are unable to afford it.
I wish I had a better bed
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Granted. You then sleep in too often, get fired from your job and/or lots of bad grades in your school, depending on which ones apply.
I wish my dog wasn't such a pain in the ass.
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granted but due to an... unfortunate accident it becomes a literal pain in your ass
i wish i had something better to post
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Wish granted. But then I just come in post afterwards just to torment you.
I wish my computer stopped lagging like a [sonic slicer].
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Wish granted, but now it goes so fast that it creates a tear in the fabric of space-time. Antimatter starts to seep through the tear, and the first thing it comes into contact with is you. Antimatter, being antimatter, promptly annihilates every atom in your body, creating a massive nuclear explosion with each destruction. The repeated explosions quickly tear through the house and surrounding area, also creating a massive cavern below where you, when you existed, were standing. Antimatter is also blown around by these explosions, and in a matter of minutes the nation is destroyed. Parts of the mantle are quickly becoming visible with each subsequent nuclear-force explosion, soon to be eradicated by more antimatter as it makes its way to the core. The center of our planet doesn't stand a chance, as it is annihilated as well, bringing about the complete and utter annihilation of Earth. The moon follows shortly thereafter, and from there the rest of the Solar System falls prey as well in just a few months. The explosion of the Sun triggered by antimatter greatly accelerates this process. Eventually, all matter in the universe is destroyed...
I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.
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I wish that sometimes my imagination didn't go wild.
Granted, but now it's just constant because you overdosed on LSD. You now reside in an asylum. It has these though, so it's not so bad. :cookie:
I wish coffee was unlimited and didn't cause inflation from being unlimited.
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Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.
I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.
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Wish granted. The Earth is now literally drowning in coffee. Aliens will discover our last messages and travel, making the now coffee planet a famous rest stop in the galaxy, known for its unlimited ocean of coffee.
I wish my sleeping schedule was back on track.
Granted, but since you effectively made me god via proxy by flooding the world with my wish I don't grant your actual wish of making you on time for whatever things you need to be on time for.
I wish nothing happened forever.
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Granted, but nothing happens.
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Granted, but there was no wish to corrupt so nothing happens as well except cows started to ride skateboards by standing on its two feet instead of four.
I wish I had a high quality headphones.
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Granted, but the volume is permanently set to maximum and you go deaf.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Granted, now you have a stomachache
I wish I was hanging out with Morgan Freeman.
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Granted, but he spends all the time talking to his agent in a very boring voice unexpected of him.
I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.
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Granted, but it turns out like this.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s[/youtube]
[spoiler]I can smell you. [/spoiler]
I wish Rick Moranis was God.
Edit: Ninja'd.
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^That video.
Granted, unfortunately all children are shrunken as a result.
I wish KFC served real food instead of grease with breading.
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Granted, but it's racist chicken. Okay with gay people, but otherwise....
I wish for a talking closet.
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Granted but it tells you to come out of it.
I wish I had a better alarm clock.
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Granted, but then it wakes up the neighbors,too.
I wish I wasn't human.
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Granted, now you're a dirt.
I wish I have a fox as a pet.
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Granted, but now your neighbors' dogs ends up harrassing the poor thing, 24/7.
I wish I lived on another planet.
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Granted, but the natives on that planet treat you like an outcast.
I wish for a high-end PC.
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Granted. Unfortunately you get cocky and overclock it a bit too high and blow the processor.
I wish my brother wouldn't sit there and giggle at his youtube videos next to me while I'm reading.
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Granted. He now sits there and giggles at cat gifs that Ruri posts on Tumblr while you're doing taxes.
Because nobody granted it, I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.
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Granted. It's easy but you're still fired.
I wish I were a judge on Chopped!
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Granted but all the baskets contain Raspberries as an ingredient.
I wish my tastes were less picky.
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Granted, now you won't eat anything but non-food.
I wish I could stop time.
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Ruri posts on Tumblr
[tornado fang] you.
No really, [tornado fang] you.
This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.
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I wish I could stop time.
Granted, but now that you stopped time, Ruri was unable to reply to that post. Not only that, you realize you can't restore time, nor undo the wish.
I wish I had telekinesis.
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Granted, but it has an auto-lock-on to girls' skirts.
I wish I had my vacation back.
[tornado fang] you.
No really, [tornado fang] you.
This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.
A pleasure doing business with ye.
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Granted. There's now a giant VACATION tattoo on your back.
I wish healthy cereal was actually good.
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Granted, now everything else you eat tastes bitter and sour.
I wish I could dance
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wish granted
but you can't STOP dancing and tunnel yourself directly into the core of the earth
I wish that I wasn't out of lemonade.
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Wish granted. You are now swimming in a house full of lemonade. Boy that was way too easy to corrupt.
I wish my friend wasn't in such a hard position.
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I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.
I wish I had some kind of musical talent.
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I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.
I wish I had some kind of musical talent.
Granted. But now there are bunch of [dark hold] critics, who still think they're musical talent is better than yours, yet they got nothing to prove they're more talented and try to assassinate you out of jealousy.
I wish money wasn't the pinnacle of trade.
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think their* musical
YOUR WISH WAS CONFISCATED BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE
*jk. the pinnacle of trade is now sex.
I wish LOVE2D didn't house all of its game files in an insecure renamed ZIP file. Or at least allowed password encryption.
Actually, an easier wish: I wish I could find an artist for this game.
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Granted. Now you have an artist who will create anything except what the game needs :D
I wish I could make a Mega Man fan game were you fight my all favorite robot masters and it had wily wars graphics.
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Wish granted, and it has all the quality of a two-bit Game Maker fangame, complete with shaky misaligned sprites and slow 30FPS movement.
I wish my adam's apple didn't stick out like a nose.
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Granted,now it sticks out like your face.
I wish I had the wishiest wishes in all of wisherland.(Translation:I wish I made even less sense)
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Wish granted...whatever it is. It didn't make sense, so I guess you wished for "a lifetime supply of rabid flying panthers equipped with laser backpacks". Have fun! owob
I wish mosquitoes didn't like my skin so much.
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granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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Wish granted, you are now too sick to have an appetite.
granted, now leeches love your skin and will grow wings to fly and attack you.
So as long as I don't move anywhere with leeches, I'm cool. Yay.
I wish yolo-swaggot-douchebags who think throwing pencils at bus drivers is fun didn't exist.