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Title: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sub Tank on December 27, 2008, 07:34:50 AM
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT!  YOU COULD BE THE NEXT LUCKY PERSON TO WIN SUBTANK'S E-HEART!

TO ENTER THE CONTEST, LIST ALL OF THE SKILLS AND TRAITS THAT MAKES YOU A DESIRABLE BACHELOR / BACHELORETTE, AND WHAT KIND OF THINGS YOU COULD BRING TO THE INTERNET RELATIONSHIP.  ALSO, IF I WAS THE SUPER AGGRO CRAG, HOW WOULD YOU CLIMB ME?

P.S.  Feel free to nominate other members without their permission, because people like Sakura will never do it themselves, even though the whole forum knows that she is incredibly turned on by my posts.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Aresian on December 27, 2008, 07:55:49 AM
P.S.  Feel free to nominate other members without their permission, because people like Sakura will never do it themselves, even though the whole forum knows that she is incredibly turned on by my posts.

I nominate Sakura.

Because she clearly gets turned on by every single freak'n post you make.

Yes, even more than I do.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protoman Blues on December 27, 2008, 08:21:57 AM
Well, I have lots of Mango Lemonade, I'm really great at parties, I have a sunny personality, and I won RPM's Most Flamboyant Member and Storyteller Award.

So I think I'd be perfect!  XD
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Akamaru on December 27, 2008, 08:26:01 AM
I can bring you a whole new meaning to Doggy Style... [eyebrow]
Knowing Sub Tank, this is what she is looking for... =P

Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sakura Leic on December 27, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
...Oh god why...WHY! :o
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sub Tank on December 27, 2008, 08:29:36 AM
HERE'S HOW THIS THREAD IS LOOKING RIGHT NOW

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YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE AGGRO CRAG QUESTION OR I CAN'T DRAW OUR LOVE LIFE.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 08:30:37 AM
I voted for Sub Tank in just about every category this year and I'll do it again.
Plus I'll suck all the energy outta your tank if you know what I mean. ;D

EDIT : Oh uh...I'd climb you like everest.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protoman Blues on December 27, 2008, 08:36:48 AM
I'd be dressed in Red.  Protoman "The Storm" Blues would be in first place.  After Moe explained the rules, I'd be on my way.  Along the way, I'd sexually hit every actuator while climbing higher and higher.  I'd avoid the rocks, as your eyes glistened from the confetti snow.  Finally, I'd reach the summit and climax as I hit the final actuator, securing my 1st Place Position! 
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Akamaru on December 27, 2008, 08:37:43 AM
I'd climb you as a dog... *Cough*  '>.>
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 08:38:09 AM
I would attempt to bribe the Super Aggro Crag into getting shorter using girly mags and cases of tissue.

Having failed at bribing a mountain to do anything I would then attempt to climb the peak.

Having failed that, I would rent a helicopter and climb to the top to enjoy the girly mags I had tried to bribe the mountain with.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 08:38:59 AM
Oh and PJ wants me to recommend him as Sub Tanks Wifey Poo. (Okay he didn't say it like that, but I like the zing of it.)
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Saber on December 27, 2008, 08:39:07 AM
A Shot at Love with Sub Tank, soon at an Internet Browser of your choosing >__>

Oh, by the way PB, isn't Vixy going to be quite pissed when she finds out you plan on betraying her with our dear Subby here? 8D
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 08:42:54 AM
Saber, Vixy of all people should know that there's just way too much PB for any one person to handle.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Saber on December 27, 2008, 08:43:56 AM
Oh, are they taking turns now? Shocking revelations...
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protodude on December 27, 2008, 08:44:32 AM
I have money. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Akamaru on December 27, 2008, 08:45:04 AM
Oh, are they taking turns now? Shocking revelations...
PB runs and owns a Sex Shack... 'Nuff said.

Wait, why are you running for it?
I have money. 'Nuff said.
Damn. Someone beat me to this phrase.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 08:47:15 AM
I'm the only one who really loves Sub Tank! You're all just trying to get a piece of him and don't actually care about his FEELINGS! ;-;
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 08:52:47 AM
I'm actually NOT trying to get a piece of him.

What with all the blood and the money I'd have to spend on cutting equipment and the plastic to replace the chunk I cut off would just be more work than I'd really like to put in for just a piece of Sub Tank.

If I'm going after Sub Tank, I'm going after the whole thing.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 08:53:21 AM
Well. Back off, he's mine. <_<
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sub Tank on December 27, 2008, 09:21:55 AM
I did Rad first, because he was the first to do it right.

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD1.png) (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD1.png)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD2.png) (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD2.png)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD3.png) (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD3.png)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD4.png) (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD4.png)

Others later.  Then you all get to vote which pairing makes the best couple.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:27:38 AM
Quack!
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sakura Leic on December 27, 2008, 09:28:50 AM
Duckie Tank babies are going to be hard to to top. XD
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:32:02 AM
They're just so darn cute. >w<
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 27, 2008, 09:32:32 AM
Oh man...
I just can't stop laughing... XD
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sub Tank on December 27, 2008, 09:32:55 AM
They also float.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protoman Blues on December 27, 2008, 09:34:29 AM
So that means they're made of wood.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:34:56 AM
No it means they're witches! BURN THEM!
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Shiki Tohno on December 27, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
You need to rename them.

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Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sakura Leic on December 27, 2008, 09:36:22 AM
They also float.
So if that's the proof for theor duckdom what's the sub tank part?

No it means they're witches! BURN THEM!
Sir these are you kids you know. *shot*
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Akamaru on December 27, 2008, 09:37:47 AM
I can't stop laughing at this.  XD
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:39:20 AM
Oh yes, they're my children, my bad.

I meant to say "No it means they're my children! BURN THEM!"
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 09:41:02 AM
Rad, your children aren't witches, they just happen to be made out of wood.

Now if they turn random people into newts, then we'll have to get out the torches.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sakura Leic on December 27, 2008, 09:41:53 AM
No they ain't made out of wood they're made out of rubber.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
Oh...they haven't done that yet...
They just sit in the corners, moan and cry, and are easily startled by flashlights and gunshots.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 09:46:58 AM
Then we'll hace to sneak up behind them and shoot them in the back of the head with an automatic shot gun.

We'll earn the Crownd achievement after we do it, too.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 27, 2008, 09:48:35 AM
Not my poor babies! What did they ever do to you? Just turn your flash light off and go around quietly! ;-;
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: VixyNyan on December 27, 2008, 04:52:58 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b350/SubTank123/RAD3.png

Daffy Duck says: "You're despicable!!"
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Jericho on December 27, 2008, 05:16:37 PM
In before "Duck Amuck". XD

Also, God damn these threads are hilarious.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protodude on December 27, 2008, 07:40:34 PM
In before "Duck Amuck". XD

Did somebody say Duck Amuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ht-lufCYs)? Classic.

Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protoman Blues on December 27, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
Did somebody say Duck Amuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ht-lufCYs)? Classic.

I can probably recite the entire cartoon without watching it.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Jericho on December 27, 2008, 07:52:58 PM
Did somebody say Duck Amuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ht-lufCYs)? Classic.



This is my all time favorite Looney Tune. Seriously. That part with Daffy hammering the anvil as it gets erased and changed into the mortar shell has not failed to get me every time since I first saw the cartoon 17 years ago. XD

Hell, I'm laughing at it right now thinking of it.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 27, 2008, 07:56:49 PM
Did somebody say Duck Amuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Ht-lufCYs)? Classic.


Oh man, such a nostalgic classic...
And still just as awesomely funny now as it was then... XD
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rock Bomb on December 27, 2008, 07:59:15 PM
I explode
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Protoman Blues on December 27, 2008, 07:59:55 PM
Oh, those cartoons will NEVER get old.  That's why as SOON as the Looney Tunes Golden Collections come out on DVD, I buy them instantly.  No way is my future child growing up without those cartoons.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Phi on December 27, 2008, 08:01:54 PM
Oh, those cartoons will NEVER get old.  That's why as SOON as the Looney Tunes Golden Collections come out on DVD, I buy them instantly.  No way is my future child growing up without those cartoons.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Jericho on December 27, 2008, 08:04:50 PM
Oh, those cartoons will NEVER get old.  That's why as SOON as the Looney Tunes Golden Collections come out on DVD, I buy them instantly.  No way is my future child growing up without those cartoons.

QFMFT.

I also need to find a Tom & Jerry Complete Box someday.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: TeaOfJay on December 27, 2008, 08:30:02 PM
I love this thread.

We went from talking about pairing up with Sub Tank to talking about classic cartoons.

Most of which are better than the garbage they show on TV now, I'll tell ya that much.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Psycho Yuffie on December 27, 2008, 09:12:54 PM
What about Dr. Wily II and Catboy Roll? D:
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Nekomata on December 27, 2008, 09:14:50 PM
i nominate TeaJay D:
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Alice in Entropy on December 27, 2008, 10:38:23 PM
On the outside, I am smirking slightly at this thread. On the inside, I'm busting a gut. XD God, I love this place.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: HyperSonicEXE on December 27, 2008, 10:51:33 PM
If you were a Super Aggro Crag, I'd size you up, then put on a mouthguard and grab your handholds and never let go, hot, sweaty, scrambling up you like there was a grand prize waiting at the top, and then at the end, I'd cover you with Slime, and...

...wait. You're not a chick! Ewewewewew!

*runs*
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sakura Leic on December 28, 2008, 01:22:57 AM
Oh, those cartoons will NEVER get old.  That's why as SOON as the Looney Tunes Golden Collections come out on DVD, I buy them instantly.  No way is my future child growing up without those cartoons.
Speaking of Loony Tumes, on New Years Day Cartoon Network is going to show a marathon of them.  Also after watching that episode again for some reason I want someone to draw PB as Bugs Bunny.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Dr. Wily II on December 28, 2008, 07:49:50 AM
What about Dr. Wily II and Catboy Roll? D:
It's supposed to be a secret! D:
Plus, she's just a pet, a really cute trap pet... -_-
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Archer on December 28, 2008, 03:31:12 PM
Also, God damn these threads are hilarious.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Rad Lionheart on December 30, 2008, 03:22:27 AM
So since nobody is posting here anymore, does that mean I win?
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: Sky Child on December 30, 2008, 03:30:01 AM
ALSO, IF I WAS THE SUPER AGGRO CRAG, HOW WOULD YOU CLIMB ME?
THIS IN PLACE OF A REFERENCE TO LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE? FOR SHAME.
Title: Re: Best Couple '09 Auditions.
Post by: HyperSonicEXE on December 30, 2008, 03:38:01 AM
THIS IN PLACE OF A REFERENCE TO LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE? FOR SHAME.

I'd let her enter my Shrine of the Silver Monkey, if you know what I mean.

...you're right; that is a better source for comic material.