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Offline Align

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Products you would buy... if they existed.
« on: September 08, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
Personal Point Defense Laser System
Automatically tracks and fries any airborne insects within your personal space; be completely bug-free today!
Comfortable straps allows easy wearing on the shoulders.
Batteries not included; we're not responsible for any retinal damage caused by our product.

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Re: Products you would buy... if they existed.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 06:02:09 PM »
Portable teleporters.

No more time wasted over long, tiring journeys!

I'm watching you all. Always watching.

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Re: Products you would buy... if they existed.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 06:02:42 PM »
An actual Thundertank!

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Re: Products you would buy... if they existed.
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 12:32:42 AM »
A TARDIS.

Though, my old pup tent was certainly bigger on the inside...