You have my permission. Make sure to post that you do in the thread, just in case! 
Right, so I recently bought a new laptop and to help pay back the money I borrowed, I'm selling my old one. $200.00, as-is. Specifications are as follows:
Acer Aspire 3050
-1.8 GHz AMD Sempron 3400+
-Windows 7 Ultimate x86 (32-bit)
-40 GB IDE HDD
-14.1" WXGA LCD display, 1280x800 resolution (matte)
-ATI Radeon Xpress 1100 onboard GPU
-2 GB DDR2 PC2 4200 SDRAM (533 MHz)
-CD-RW/DVD-ROM combo, 24x(CD)/8x(DVD)
-5-in-1 card reader (accepts SD/MicroSD, MS, MMC, MSPro, xD)
-Type I/II PC Card slot
-3 x USB 2.0, VGA out, S-Video out
-Touchpad with 4-way scroll button
-Integrated 10/100 network card
-Integrated WLAN
-Battery rated at 2.6 hours from factory
-Dimensions 13.4" x 9.9" x 1.4", 5.3 lbs
-Power cable included and in good working order
It runs fairly well in Win7's Classic or Basic themes. Aero works but it's kinda sluggish. Drivers for everything are up to date. The face of the 4 key is missing due to a cat-related accident, but the button itself still works fine.
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