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Other Things => Gaming => Topic started by: Jericho on November 09, 2008, 02:35:30 AM
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Another oldie but goodie. In this thread, we post ways that games can be played wrong. For example, if you didn't change Banjo into a washing machine at least once in the original Banjo-Kazooie, you are doing it wrong.
Edit - Massive fail was corrected here, nothing to see folks. XD
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In any game that contains both a shotgun and a zombie/ghoul, if you don't aim for the head and headshot it, your doing it wrong.
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In any game that contains both a shotgun and a zombie/ghoul, if you don't aim for the head and headshot it, your doing it wrong.
In Left 4 Dead you can blast limbs off the infected, so why would you want to just shoot it's head off, when you blast it's arms and legs off as well?
Aim for the feets, they blast off, finish it off in the head!
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You don't play the Vava mode in IHX- your both playing it wrong and just plain fail.
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Post above me reminds me, if you don't release a fully charged pink shot from your buster in X1 when flying out of the cave on the trolley in Armored Armadillo's stage, a problem is you.
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Charged shot? pfft, arm cannon basics for the win.
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because it needed to be restated:
In SRW if you don't use the Mazin series atleast as meatshields, you should stop playing.
Also SRW related: if you don't abuse any Getter 2 and its two instant dodge mechanics and Realtype level dodgyness then you should probably suck a dick.
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If you're playing any game with guns and you don't waste a clip, you're doing it wrong.
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According to everyone here, I play a lot of games wrong.
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If you play Little Big Planet multiplayer, and you don't take time out of every level to stick random objects to the other plays, effectively turning them into a vibrating mass of assorted objects as they move about the stage, you're playing it wrong.
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If you don't make Protoman fence to disappear, you're doing it completely wrong.
Yes I had to do it again, it was necessary.
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If you don't make Protoman fence to disappear, you're doing it completely wrong.
Yes I had to do it again, it was necessary.
Indeed. This is the golden rule of RPM past after all. XD
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If you die on the opening/tutorial level of whatever game you're playing, you're definitely playing it wrong.
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If you die as your flying Kirby games, your doing it wrong.
If you can beat a RPG (getting bored of it doesn't count) you don't have skills.
If you can't beat Croco and hack Geno in Super Mario RPG not only do you have no skills you need to go back to remedial gaming school.
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If you ever see a Game Over screen while playing Super Mario World, just please...please stop gaming.
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If you manage to get a game over in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time... you should be showered with pity. Or pain. Haven't decided.
... I'll make an exception if you do it on purpose by harassing the chickens, because then it's hilarious.
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If you ever see a Game Over screen while playing Super Mario World, just please...please stop gaming.
Very well...
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If you do not shoot your buster to the tune of the BGM in any of the Rockman games, why!? D:
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If you actually played Superman 64 and enjoyed it, you're doing it wrong.
If you haven't gotten a Wondertomb in Pokemon and unleashed it on your unsuspecting friends then you're doing it wrong.
If you bought Okami then you're doing it right. You only fail if you return it within 48 hours.
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If you can beat a RPG (getting bored of it doesn't count) you don't have skills.
Does that mean I suck for beating Chrono Trigger, Golden Sun (TLA), Tales of Symphonia, Mario and Luigi Superstar Sage, and Paper Mario 1 and 2?
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Methinks she meant can't.
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I know =P
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How about some Team Fortress specifics?
If you haven't played an all out offensive Engineer team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grGgJbB1wr4&fmt=18) You're doin' it wrong.
If you haven't sat a whole round and a half eating just your Sandvich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwlPCn13qH4&fmt=18) You're doin' it wrong.
And on top of that, if you haven't filmed nearly everyone on your team doing the same thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-yOJ3snBqs&fmt=18) You're doin' wrong.
And
If you haven't Rick Roll'd a few thousand people on YouTube with what people would think would be gameplay video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsw0XGYKftY&fmt=18) You're doin' it wrong.
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Very well...
Wait...how is that possible? I mean, by the end of World 1, you should have around 45 Lives!
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If you only beat the Arenas in KSS/KSSU as either Bomb and Plasma and nothing else, may god have mercy on you.
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Wait...how is that possible? I mean, by the end of World 1, you should have around 45 Lives!
...I really suck at Mario, no wait, I just suck at games all together.
But Mario is one of them I'm just like "ARGH MY HAND / EYE COORDINATION!"
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Wait...how is that possible? I mean, by the end of World 1, you should have around 45 Lives!
The funniest part about this is since my first experience with Super Mario World was Super Mario Advance 2, i keep thinking you could have +100 lives if you did well enough in World 1. XD
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If you cannot beat the Wallman in Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia without getting hit, you are doing it wrong.
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Wait...how is that possible? I mean, by the end of World 1, you should have around 45 Lives!
I'm ashamed to say it has happened to me. I blame being young and inexperienced. Oh, and the keyboard, that damn keyboard is not as good as the real thing >_>
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I don't play Mario often, Super Mario Bros. 3 was my favourite though.
Never owned a SNES, so my experience with Super Mario World is short lived and lacking.
I'm sure if I played it now, all emulated of course, I wouldn't do to bad.
But I'm sure I'd still get a game over at least once.
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You fail at gaming if your saving a game and remove or turn off your game when saving. Bye bye save file, hello fail =D
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You are doing X, Zero & ZX games wrong if you don't climb up narrow vertical corridors dash-jumping from side to side as fast as possible.
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Does that mean I suck for beating Chrono Trigger, Golden Sun (TLA), Tales of Symphonia, Mario and Luigi Superstar Sage, and Paper Mario 1 and 2?
Oops typo I meant can't beat RPGs because those are really easy just time consuming.
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If you own Mega Man 9 for the 360 and don't have all twelve achievements you need to re-think your entire game.
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If you have not tried playing a two player match in Halo 1 on Blood Gultch using only Guitar Hero Guitars, you're playing it wrong.
Also, if you have not tried to Age at least one thread, you're doing it wrong.
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That's one mighty necropost there.
Welcome aboard.
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Why thank you! ^.^
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If you can't find the eversion points in the first two worlds, you must be doing something wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=BwgCwid31aI)
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If you only beat the Arenas in KSS/KSSU as either Bomb and Plasma and nothing else, may god have mercy on you.
Hammer, my friend. Never leave the first room without it. Its like my buddy.
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Hammer, my friend. Never leave the first room without it. Its like my buddy.
you're talking to the guy who not only left, but beat true arena with every power.
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If you weren't playing Perfect Dark 64 in Paintball Mode, you were playing wrong.
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Oh! Oh! my turn!
If you've haven't gotten the 'Hadouken" move by the end of MMX/MHX your playing it wrong. :D
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If you don't use Nova Strike on even the weakest Mettaur you find In MMX Command Mission, You're doin it wrong.
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If your playing Mega Man 10's hard mode without using Protoman, your doing it wrong.
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protoguy is easymode.
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If you use any sort of game hacking device to help you beat a game you haven't beaten yet, then you are epic fail.
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You are doing X, Zero & ZX games wrong if you don't climb up narrow vertical corridors dash-jumping from side to side as fast as possible.
Especially in Heat Gemblem's stage.
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If your playing easy mode in any megaman game with an "easy mode," your playing it wrong.
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If you're getting your ass kicked by Liebea Palesch from Rosenkreuzstilette, then you're f-ing playing it wrong.
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protoguy is easymode.
I disagree, ProtoMAN is not easy mode. He has weaknesses such as double damage, that force you to learn the stage MUCH better, so as not to get hit. Also, all of his items are more expensive.
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Getting hit is for worthless shits who have to play at half speed like you.
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::) Just to let you know. The emulator wasn't at half speed. The recording proggy I was using recorded the video at exactly 25 FPS. While the audio was recorded by ACCIDENT from my built in mic. I DON'T USE TOOLS. End of argument, period. Besides, if YOUR so awesome that you NEVER get hit, lets see this spectacularness. No, really, Lets. see. it.
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I don't care what you think about IVs and EVs in Pokémon but if you don't spend some thought into movesets then you're doing it wrong.
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I disagree, ProtoMAN is not easy mode. He has weaknesses such as double damage, that force you to learn the stage MUCH better, so as not to get hit. Also, all of his items are more expensive.
Actually, the bosses are FAR easier as Protoman. The shield is your best friend.
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I disagree, ProtoMAN is not easy mode. He has weaknesses such as double damage, that force you to learn the stage MUCH better, so as not to get hit. Also, all of his items are more expensive.
If you feed the trolls, your doing it wrong. Please quit the interwebs.
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If you feed the trolls, your doing it wrong. Please quit the interwebs.
GTFO, Hitomi is not a troll you turd.
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If you feed the trolls, your doing it wrong. Please quit the interwebs.
Oh boy new people.
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If you feed the trolls, your doing it wrong. Please quit the interwebs.
you're not gonna last here very long.
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If you do MM10's Mr. Perfect challenge on easy, you're doing it wrong.
And Lord, do I not want to be right.
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Everybody should know this one: If you do not know how to drift properly on Mario Kart. If that's the case, then you are most definitely NOT playing it wrong. [/sarcasm]
Also: If you happen to have a hard time with Sheep Man's stage, then you are seriously doing it [tornado fang]ing wrong.
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If you only play CoD, and call yourself a dedicated gamer, you're doing it wrong.
If you toss your Bile Bomb at the zombies, not the other survivors, you're playing it wrong
If you stay with the other survivors, you're playing it wrong. Go off and get pounced on by a Hunter like a real man.
If your total Smash Bros Brawl Score is greater than 0, you're playing it wrong.
And finally... If you didn't collect everything in every game you've ever played, get on it. You're not nessicarily doing it wrong... you're just not dong it right.
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If you spam Zero's hadangeki in TvC, you need to quit life.
Also, if you dont try to finish off with Dark Hold, your doin it wrong.
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If you don´t whip/use other weapon on every wall/ceiling in a castlevania game then you are playing it wrong.
Playing easy mode, you are playing the game wrong.
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If you can't speedrun SMB3 in 30 minutes without whistles you're doing it wrong.
lolblaze
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Ah, heres one.
If you dont do the Poor man's Shot-Shot Saber in TvC when using Zero, you doin' it wrong. 8D
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If you didn't moonwalk into Chill Man's boss room, something is seriously wrong with you.
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If you've never had the grapes to actually hold a Life/DreamSword in at least one of the 6 BattleNetwork games, you're doing it wrong.
If you have killed yourself while Screw Attack Space Jumping in any 2D Metroid game, you are most certainly doing it wrong.
If you thought DBZ: Burst Limit was better than the Budokai, Tenkaichi, Shin Budokai, and Tetris series, then I pity the fool. =/
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Also: If you happen to have a hard time with Sheep Man's stage, then you are seriously doing it [tornado fang]ing wrong.
oh okay. i love you too.
Also: If you're not using Reyson in the part 4 Endgame of Radiant Dawn, you're playing it wrong. Unless you're trying to unlock base conversations, in which case, feel free to torture yourself.
[tornado fang]ing go to school, Leanne.
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If you don't know how to obtain Magus as a playable character in Chrono Trigger, your playing it wrong.
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I beat True Arena with all powers and all I got was this stupid video.
If you don't laugh when Bowser says "OH NO" during the battle in Toadley Clinic, or say it with him, in Bowser's Inside Story, you fail.
If you jump directly into a bottomless pit in ANY sidescroller, you fail.
If you don't like the Glastonbury battle in NMH2, you definitely fail.
If you get hit during the first battle in Sonic 1, then here's a gun. Go into a corner, and you know what to do.
Better yet, if you get hit fighting Bowser in World 1-4 in SMB1, then I'll do the task for you. *BAM!*
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If you haven't gotten all 8 plushies in MMZX on hard mode your playing it wrong.
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Oh [parasitic bomb], I got some gaming to do! (runs to get DSi)
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If you have trouble against Great Redips in Command Mission, you are playin' it wrong.
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If you can´t defeat Garland in FF1, then you suck.
If you attack the Whelk (first boss) in FF6 while it´s hiding in it´s shell, then you are stupid...err playing it wrong
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I only attack it so it hurts Biggs and Wedge. Damn Star Wars characters. At least Wedge lost weight. Then again, he's fat in 7 and is crushed by a pillar sooo.....
If you step on the flowers, HOW DARE YOU! Really? Why?
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If you can´t defeat Garland in FF1, then you suck.
If you attack the Whelk (first boss) in FF6 while it´s hiding in it´s shell, then you are stupid...err playing it wrong
If you attack any defensive enemy in it's defensive state in all RPGs you are so getting a trip to the frikkin' sun.. and if you do survive I say it's just one way to say "GRIND MOAR!".
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But what if you do it for fun?
If you think the exit in Star Road 3 in SMW is the goal post in plain sight, you're playing it wrong.
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If you can't beat Burst Man with only pew-pew whilst letting yourself get trapped in the bubbles then your playing it wrong. 8U
Seriously though I can do it. 8)
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If you get so emotionally attached to your characters in Fire Emblem that you can't bring yourself to kill your units to get the side chapters in Shadow Dragon then you need to rethink why you're playing FE in the first place.
Link related. (http://fire-emblem.com/shadowdragon/interview/interview3.html)
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If your right thumb only touches one button at a time...
If your left thumb isn't touching four directions...
If you...
...can't press all combinations of the four right buttons with a single thumb...
...use your left thumb to accomplish the previous feat...
...can't Command Dash off walls...
...got stuck in Crono Trigger because of key ghosting...
...imply that, in your youth, you played a console game with a keyboard...
...you're doing it wrong.
PS: ...can Command Dash up vertical corridors...
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If you want the quickest way to beat the original SMB and you're playing a stage other than 1-1, 1-2, 4-1, 4-2, and all of World 8, then why are you trying?
In Mario Kart Wii: If you can't stay far, far ahead of your opponents while you're in 1st on 50cc, then don't ever touch a gaming console again.
Also Mario Kart Wii related: If you don't know how to properly utilize the best karts in the world, the Mini Beast, the Wild Wing and the Flame Flyer, then you are doing it wrong... but you can let your preferences decide.
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If you...
...don't know how to Land/Dash cancel with Zero...
...haven't combined Beowulf and Royal Guard...
...can't beat MMX1 without the Leg/Buster Upgrade...
...you're playing it wrong.
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Also Mario Kart Wii related: If you don't know how to properly utilize the best karts in the world, the Mini Beast, the Wild Wing and the Flame Flyer, then you are doing it wrong... but you can let your preferences decide.
If you're using a kart in Mario Kart Wii, what is wrong with you?
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If you're using a kart in Mario Kart Wii, what is wrong with you?
What's wrong with karts?
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What's wrong with karts?
If you racing karts in any kart game...
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What's wrong with karts?
Bikes are just infinitely better.
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Bikes are just infinitely better.
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...uh-huh.
(i.e. I think that's simply a matter of opinion.)
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Because bikes can do wheelie's....while karts can only jump.
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Because bikes can do wheelie's....while karts can only jump.
I don't see what those two have to do with each other. And "jumping" is actually for drifting.
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Yeah, well karts have a longer mini-turbo time period from drifting. Bikes are like karts that are just there to be a pain in the dick when you're driving them... in my opinion, that is.
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if you only play the high tiers in SSBB you might as well assume the "party submission position" and get killed by the rest of the SSBB community.
seriously, STOP PLAYING METAKNIGHT/SNAKE!
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If you haven't made a few uterly stupid Brawl stages...
Examples:
All Spikes
All Springs
Widely Spaced Falling Blocks
Giant Spiral
Only Ladders
Teleport Glitch
Narrow Vertical Corridor
Empty Space
If the silliness of your stage music is not proportional to the silliness of your stage...
PS: Supersonic Racing
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If you let Queen Gohma spawn off the baby Gohmas in Ocarina of Time, you're playing it wrong.
Seriously, I killed her before she could even do anything. All the sudden death animation, and I'm all like, "That's it? Really?"
If you have no idea who R.O.B. is, please... just... die... now...
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If you let Queen Gohma spawn off the baby Gohmas in Ocarina of Time, you're playing it wrong.
Well, atleast I defeated her on my first try...that counts too right? Right?
If you have no idea who R.O.B. is, please... just... die... now...
All I know is that he is playable in Brawl. I am too young to know about him and I don´t live in America so I don´t even care about him. Now excuse cause I´m going to jump of the window...on your behalf...hope you feel guilty, if not I will haunt you. Yes I am aware that what I just wrote is not funny at all and just plain stupid....but I don´t care....JK
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He's known in Japan as Robot I think. Basically, he's a little Robotic Operating Buddy Nintendo released alongside the NES to play games with you. Only two games were designed for him: Gyromite and Stack-Up. He had minor references in F-Zero GX, Pikmin 2, and the WarioWare games, among others. The fact that he's in Brawl is frickin' awesome. He's also my main.
Is all that information right?
also, since you're too young, you have an excuse. It was 25 years ago, after all.
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If you can't get the heart tank in Flame Stag's stage in X2 without dying you're playing it wrong.
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If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.
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If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.
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If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.
From the start of the game? Or are you talking about taking 9 minutes to dash jump up there?
PS:
Note To Self: Record and put on Youtube, my no Leg Upgrade run.
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If the only way for you to win a match in Jojo´s Bizzare adventure is to use Petshop, then you are playing it wrong.
If you can´t win a match even using petshop...then you are not used to fighting games
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From the start of the game? Or are you talking about taking 9 minutes to dash jump up there?
PS:
Note To Self: Record and put on Youtube, my no Leg Upgrade run.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv6hp7Bluls[/youtube]
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To be honest, I'm pretty sure I've seen that before just browsing around on youtube. :D
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I think this topic is funnier if instead of inventing some ridiculous standard for playing, you just think of a mistake so dumb that no one would ever make it, and then you find someone who made that mistake.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv6hp7Bluls[/youtube]
He's Command dashing off the wall. Is he using a keyboard?
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THAT guy is playing it all wrong.
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If you are playing Castlevania and you keep dying because of Medusa Heads making you fall into bottomless pits...you're actually playing it right. -u-'
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If you can't adapt to all karts and bikes in terms of drifting ability in Mario Kart Wii, then you need to realize that you are doing it wrong, dead wrong.