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on: December 03, 2009, 07:41:10 AM
Hello again RPM. Grab a towel and a peanut, knowledge is trying to save a drowning elephant.

I don't have an access to the internet at home anymore, but right now I am bored, and grant you the priviledge of asking me questions so I can share with you what a chinese cookie has so eloquently dubbed my 'ancestral wisdom'.

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Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 07:46:20 AM
my question
[spoiler]what is a[/spoiler]

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Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 07:54:16 AM
How many licks to to tootsie roll centre of a tootsie roll pop?



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Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 07:57:13 AM
my question
[spoiler]what is a[/spoiler]

The letter ‹A› is the first letter in the Latin alphabet. Its name in English (pronounced /ˈeɪ/) is spelled ‹a›; the plural is aes, though this is rare.


How many licks to to tootsie roll centre of a tootsie roll pop?

insert missing word that gives sense to this sentence here



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Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 07:59:33 AM
i have learned so much

but i must know


why is there a handlebar?

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Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 08:00:47 AM
why is there a handlebar?

it doesn't really matter as long as it was also there yesterday



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Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 08:03:12 AM
Whats on the other end of a Black hole?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 08:14:01 AM
Whats on the other end of a Black hole?

a white bump



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Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 08:22:01 AM
Hmmmm, What happens if a worm goes through a wormhole?

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Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 08:24:05 AM
Hmmmm, What happens if a worm goes through a wormhole?

it becomes a giant worm that sinks cities and big tough guys freak out over it repeatedly for several minutes

this joke is only accessible to huge dudebros who only like manly games where you have to hurt everything with a chainsaw mounted on a gigantic gun



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Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 08:25:07 AM
ahhh, that makes perfect sense, but can you name a game like that?

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Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 08:27:29 AM
ahhh, that makes perfect sense, but can you name a game like that?

insert Gears of War 2

where shitloads are a mesuring unit



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Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
Ahhh,

how do you get this info?

oh, and BTW

buddy listed

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Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 08:29:43 AM
buddy listed
aka the most useless feature on any website ever

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Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 08:30:38 AM
insert Gears of War 2

where shitloads are a mesuring unit
reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNK-5QBKc0k
8D

Hmmm- Why is it that penguins wear tuxedos?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 08:31:58 AM
how do you get this info?

i spend several hours every day getting my brain in synch with a source of omnipotent knowledge

then i discard all of that information and walk into walls and furniture



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Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 09:57:20 AM
If there was a man who woke up every day living the life of someone else, absorbing their thoughts, their feelings, their memories, their ideals and their lifestyle, and then recollecting everything he thought in felt as he was dreaming, and there was another man who could travel across the dreams of others, interpreting them and understanding what each dreamer would have to do to better their own life but never being able to communicate with them, where is my chocolate sundae?

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Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 09:59:08 AM
If there was a man who woke up every day living the life of someone else, absorbing their thoughts, their feelings, their memories, their ideals and their lifestyle, and then recollecting everything he thought in felt as he was dreaming, and there was another man who could travel across the dreams of others, interpreting them and understanding what each dreamer would have to do to better their own life but never being able to communicate with them, where is my chocolate sundae?

the two men smeared it all over eachother's body because they are obviously gay



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Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 10:01:28 AM
the two men smeared it all over eachother's body because they are obviously gay
are they trying to freeze eachother's nipples off?

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Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 10:02:17 AM
only to warm them up right after HON HON HON



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Reply #20 on: December 03, 2009, 10:02:53 AM
Is this thread on our forum?

Is this thread a game?



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Reply #21 on: December 03, 2009, 10:03:54 AM
only to warm them up right after HON HON HON
I...

I just lost it.

Son I am so pride right now you have no idea.

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Reply #22 on: December 03, 2009, 10:06:55 AM
Sorry, but this qualifies as spammity spam.  It must be locked.