LOOKING FOR TRUE BELIEVERS!

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on: June 05, 2014, 03:32:40 AM


Welcome to my thread, humans of RPM.

I am Slur, servant to the ever-divine and all-seeing DUO.
I come with a "proposition" for you all... one I am sure, you shall not refuse.

You see, after careful considerations (and getting lost on your lowly human "internet") I have come to a conclusion.

BELIEF IS POWER!

As such, I think you humans could use a new and better God to worship. Which is exactly why I am here.

I present to you Lord DUO! The most magnificent, handsome and kind God you human scu- You  humans could ever hope for.

He offers you free Navis, who might or might not be, reused in design. And if you already have a regular earth Navi? Don't worry, the new one will be saved over the old one, destroying its data completely.

You also get an excellent "Dimensional Chip" , which comes with no additional costs. It allows your Navi to materialize in human world, without the outdated "Dimensional Area".

All that my Lord requires of you, is that you become a believer of the...

CHURCH OF DUO

Oh, and we are kinda expecting of you to commit some... things which might be considered evil by the ignorant massess.
Do not worry about the details of that, It will come to you naturally.

In any case, give me your name in this thread, if you think you a TRUE BELIEVER.

Feel free to ask questions too, but I urge you to keep it simple and NOT stupid.



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Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 03:36:59 AM
Would sacrificing my cat be enough to please Duo?

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Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 03:42:35 AM
Would sacrificing my cat be enough to please Duo?

If you become a true believer and have your fully materialized Navi "sacrifice" your animal, then sure, why not.



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Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 03:49:48 AM
Slur are you a girl or a boy.

Serious business here.



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Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 03:57:55 AM
Why is it if I slur your name it still sounds like Slur?

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Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 04:13:03 AM
Why is it if I slur your name it still sounds like Slur?


It is... what are you even on about? I said simple and not stupid. Is your puny human brain malfunctioning?

Slur are you a girl or a boy.

Serious business here.


I... am not obliged to answer that. I repeat, SIMPLE and NOT stupi-


Then allow yours truly to provide an answer!


Oh no.


You see, this piece of alien plague comes from a planet where there are only men. But one day the men thought, "WE ARE LONELY". So they poured all of their research to create the ultimate doll for the-


Shut up, fool. I am a woman. My voice is womanly. There. Does that answer your question, -Clefant-?


Awww. But I haven't even gotten to the part where they add a dick onto your-


I said... SHUT UP!



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Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 04:35:25 AM
The name is Phi and I would like to sacrifice my copy of Batman Vengeance for the GBA. It is absolutely horrid and would like to purge myself of it.



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Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 07:17:48 AM


Welcome to my thread hijack, party people of RPM!

I am Slur...ms McKenzie, servant to the ever-divine and all-seeing Slurm Queen.
I come with a "proposition" for you all... one I am sure, you shall not refuse.

You see, after careful considerations I have come to a conclusion.

PARTYING ON IS POWER!

As such, I think you humans could use a new and better beverage to worship at your next social gathering. Which is exactly why I am here.

I present to you MEGA SLURM! The most magnificent, energizing and tongue-titillating drink you Grunka-Lunkas...- You  humans could ever hope for.

I can offer you free lifetime supply of Mega Slurm, which might or might not be, reused in design.

All that I require of you, is that you search this forum in some far off archaic thread to find the image of...

GOLDEN SLURMS MCKENZIE

Oh, and we are kinda expecting of you to post some... things which might be considered crazy by the ignorant masses. Something like "Ow, my sperm! Gimme some of that sweet-ass Slurm!"
Do not worry about the details of that, It will come to you naturally.

In any case, give me your name and link proof in this thread, if you think you have found THE GOLDEN SLURMS IMAGE.

Feel free to ask questions too, but I urge you to keep it simple and PARTY on!

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Reply #8 on: June 05, 2014, 01:40:58 PM
... I like where this is going.
In both directions.


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Reply #9 on: June 05, 2014, 07:10:48 PM
The name is Phi and I would like to sacrifice my copy of Batman Vengeance for the GBA. It is absolutely horrid and would like to purge myself of it.

Depends, if sacrficing the game would be considered a crime, or justice. If its the former, go ahead. If its the latter, then go find something more valuable to the general human populace.




I did not understand even half of what you did there, and I already wish I could wrap my strings around your neck and pull on them until you run out of oxygen.


You know, as much as I like what you just said, [sonic slicer]. I do have to say I quite like that guy-slug-thing's style. I mean, he makes some fair points, it almost makes me want to take him up on his offer of drinks.


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Reply #10 on: June 06, 2014, 01:04:39 AM
Are there any Net Navis designed for naturally insane!?  I ask, because EraserMan.EXE is chosen already.  >_<

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Reply #11 on: June 06, 2014, 02:12:25 AM
I thought Duo was searching for Evil Energy to smite it in the name of justice or something. Why does he want to be our god or something?

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Reply #12 on: June 06, 2014, 02:23:09 AM
Because in order to smite evil energy, he needs to become a god first. And that is something I can agree with.


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